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Imagine: Bitty keeps vetoing all of Jack’s clothing options because he knows Jack dresses like a robber. Jack eventually just lets it go and asks Bitty for his OOTD and tries to assemble his own outfit accordingly, but he keeps sending the messages to the wrong chat - 

SMH Group Chat
Jack: Hey Bits what are you wearing today
Jack: wrong chat
Shitty: brah keep it in your pants
Holster: noiCE
Ransom: getting that bitty booty and its only 1:30 in the afternoon
Bitty: honey….
Jack: for the dinner! tonight i mean! with my parents! I’m not sexting rn
Holster: LOOL not “right now” but theres othER TIMES???
Jack: stop 

Falconers Group Chat
Jack: Hey Bits what are you wearing 
(”Jack: for brunch tomorrow” - message not sent)
Marty: kid
Poots: holy shit zimmboni’s getting freaky
Thirdy: wrong chat lol
Tater: booty shorts and heels)))) very sexy u like
Jack: :/ 
Tater: can u tell b more pie please im finish last one((

Family Group Chat
Jack (out on a run): Bits what are you wearing
Jack: nO wrong chat im asking for clothing options
Alicia: sweetie it’s ok
Bob: v neck and dark wash jeans and an apron
Jack: ….
Bob: we flew in a day early we’re in your apartment im standing right in front of Eric
Bob: we are making apple pies
Bob: surprise!!!!!!

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Look at these cool toys!

They don’t interest you at all.

Aaand here’s another part for Chara Origins comic! Not sure when the next part will be along, since this one did take awhile to do. 

Dogs of Future Past Masterpost 

Previous Part 

‘Moho’ callout post

Now I’m warnin’ ya kiddies, shit’s about to get graphic
( @moho-milk-town-and-power-down )

You know that one fellow popular on tumblr about making two fictional characters fuck eachother, right? Y’all may call her as your ‘bean king’, the one true god ‘Moho’…

but i’m here to say

she’s not what she tells everyone she is..

See here, Being a detective that I am, I have proven that she is not JUST a furry in disguise… but..

“Nya”…

…. a fokin’ Weeb…

EVEN AFTER I, THE WELL KNOWN (notreally) FoX-THE-DOESNT-TWIST-THE-TRUTH, HAVE CONFRONTED HER ABOUT IT AS SHE TRIES TO GO BACK ON THE FACT OF REVEALING WHO SHE REALLY IS

BUT OH NO NO!!
It doesn’t stop there kiddies.

moments later…

she reveals that…

She’s sexually attracted to Barry Bee Benson..
YES! I CAN HEAR YOU GASPING “b-but ивана,, just bc she called a bee daddy doesn’t make her fully attracted to be-” shut your fucking mouth-hole voice in my head,,
What if I told you..

She has fully admitted to the illegal crime that is to “fuck bees”
*slams paperwork on table*
I WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY (single-paw…edly..??) SUE THE BEE-RACE

I have even found visual proof of all of this!!

shE WAS CAUGHT ON CAMERA SLEEPING WITH A FUCKING B E E

if this is not enough evidence, you’re blind. WAKE UP AMERICA

What do you mean I’m making this post bc im pissed that my wife cheated on me with a bee//
You’re

no

i’m,,
I’m not racist towards bees,, just,,-
*starts sobbing* whY DID YOU LEAVE ME FOR A BEE, I T-THOUGHT W-WE HAD SOMETHINGGG aaAAAHH

–F-Fuck bees man,, 
I’m just so

Hurt q-q




*coughs* SO! Next time on Dramaalert nation™ we’ll have a full on discussion about the 100 reasons why Pent is best daddy-

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If you didn’t forget about Forget About That Guy, check out the newest Return of Jafar meme: KILLER BEES

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bee: *stims, didn’t manage to finish school, is sometimes unable to take care of herself, has sensory issues with water, gets excited when food/cooking is mentioned, relies on deckard / puppycat a lot*

people: why cant bee be a perfect neurotypical allistic??? natasha why would you make her so revolting??????