bee racing

skype sentence starters part 3
  • “hold me back”
  • “could you imagine waking up one day and looking at the news and it’s like ‘bee sues the human race’?”
  • “i just wanna watch samurai cop”
  • “this movie had to gofundme its budget”
  • “do you think the samurai cop could beat iron fist?”
  • “somebody broke the microwave already”
  • “this is where dreams go to die”
  • “we meme at 4am”
  • “goddamn we are quotable tonight”
  • “another one of my pizzas dropped. i’m so upset. i’m so distraught”
  • “like i’m trying to be strong but she just walks away without realizing the destruction she’s left behind.”
  • “every story has a villain.”
  • “i was about to go to bed but I wanted to send another meme.”
  • “well they are a hideous gremlin creature but you know.”
  • “i warned you. i warned you about sonichu.”
  • “don’t fuck with me, I have a Death Note.”
  • “can you site the source of this meme? MLA format please.”
  • “i swear he’s gonna end up on the news one day for murder.”
  • “also zombies. that happened”
  • “we’re going to change meme history with this”
  • “i can’t believe you just said that”
  • “there’s just a random bag of shrimp in my sink”
  • “who leaves a bag of shrimp in the lobby sink?”
  • “don’t laugh at me i was making mac and cheese and i spilled my cheese all over myself”
  • “you’re drunk get out of the basement.”
  • “he has my condolences for existing.”
  • “crawling out of my crawl and i’ve been doing just fine”
  • “i knew you’d fall into this black hole of obsession. and i let it happen anyway.”