bedtime now~

Me as a pokemon youtuber doing my obligatory top 10 spooky things in pokemon video: *commissioned artwork of myself but skinny and with anime hair appears on screen with my mascot pokemon chikorita, eurobeat remix of the lavender town music starts playing* So guys, that ghost girl in X&Y… what’s up with that?

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David saying “Hello” and “Night-Night” on CBeebies Bedtime Stories

malevolenta  asked:

I AM THOU THOU ART I THOU SHALL FINALLY GO TO SLEEP

With the birth of the Woke Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and no slumber.

talk about you (like you put the stars in the sky)

(written for @ransomweek and also @hoenursey bc i promised i would)

“We’re gonna die,” Nursey says, clinging to Ransom’s hand as they make their way up the trail. “Babe. We’re literally gonna die.”

Ransom laughs. “We’re not gonna die, Derek.”

He doesn’t need to turn around to know that Nursey’s making a face at his back. “You only call me Derek when we’re in bed or you’ve convinced me to do something terrible.”

“That is–” Ransom thinks about it. “Huh. Goddamn, bro, you’re right.”

There’s a sudden scramble and a yelp, and Nursey’s grip on Ransom’s hand jerks. Random turns in time to catch him by the elbow as he slips. “I told you,” Nursey whines, letting Ransom help him back up. “We’re gonna die. What the fuck made you think hiking at night was a good idea?”

Random grins, leaning forward. There’s enough moonlight trickling through the trees for him to find Nursey’s nose, and he plants a kiss on it. “The fact that I’ve done this with my dad and sisters since I was a kid,” he says, “and I wanted to show my city boyfriend the view.”

“It’s dark,” Nursey protests, letting Ransom start tugging him gently up the trail again. “How’re we supposed to see anything?”

“Baby, you know what night vision is. Now you’re whining just to whine.”

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