Twinkles has a drug habit and an eating disorder. We only teaser her about the drugs, as she gets a bit goofy on the catnip. She’s not overweight, but her fluff adds several inches. She does have some food insecurity, however.
I wrote Twinkles a poem.
Twinkles, Twinkles - little cat. How I wonder what you’re at. Upon catnip, you’re so high Like there’s ergot in your rye Twinkles, Twinkles - little cat. You’re crazy as a shithouse rat
Twinkles likes potato chips.
Twinkles likes snakes. She brings them to me.
Twinkles also brings me filberts. I don’t know where she gets them.
Twinkles brings me Nerf darts as well.
Twinkles is a Manx. Her tail is like a fuzzy whale-fluke.
Twinkles was a teen mom.
Her kids are pretty cute though.
Twinkles keeps an eye on the new chicks.
Twinkles thinks you are beautiful, and wants you to have a great life.