bed-hog

Sharing a Bed Sentence Starters

  • “If you tell me one more pun, I’m shoving you off of this bed.”
  • “Quit hogging the blanket.”
  • “You pushed me out of bed in your sleep.”
  • “I woke up in the middle of the night without any blankets and your foot digging into my spine.”
  • “You said the cutest thing in your sleep last night.”
  • “You say the scariest stuff in your sleep.”
  • “When I have a bad dream, just listening to you breathe calms me down.”
  • “Your feet are freezing.”
  • “The dog takes up more of the bed than I do.”
  • “It’s lonely without you in the bed.”
  • “I’m not kidding, you really do snore.”
  • “Can I sleep with you tonight?”
  • “Apparently you’re a sleepwalker.”
  • “I don’t think we need anymore stuffed animals in the bed.”
  • “Can you make the bed today?”
  • “If you have a nightmare, I’m going to be right here for you.”
  • “I miss sleeping with you.”
  • “I love cuddling with you first thing in the morning.”
  • “You’re so beautiful when you’re just waking up.”
  • “Where are you going? It’s late.”
  • “Please come back to bed.”
literally nothing is more relevant to my life than any posts talking about bed hogging.

I am the ultimate bed hog.  

Coleman told me this morning that he had to physically shove my body to one side of the bed because I was sprawled out in the middle of it and had taken all the covers.  

Holly used to end up in the black hole side of her bed because I would sleep diagonally on it and force her into the black hole.

Anyone who has to share a bed with me, I’m sorry.

My roommate

…is a 12 pound bully.

Last night of course he was in the bed before me. I get in…have to push him to one side so I can have space & fall asleep.

Well that little jerk kept inching his way over…which in my sleep I must have been moving to make room for him & then…I FELL OFF MY BED!

He was happily nestled, center of the bed with his head on my pillow.