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Sentence Prompts

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1. Leave the number of the prompt with a character you want HERE

2. I will only write each prompt/character combination once!

Originally posted by innoc3nttt

1. “Everyone knows my job here is to look hot.”

2. “You look stunning if it isn’t obvious.”

3. "You see, unlike some other people, I don’t sleep with everyone I make eye contact with.“

4. "You make me smile so easily.”

5. “I must have said ‘I’m fine’ at least 37 times, and I didn’t mean it once, but no one noticed.”

6. “I hope you realize trying to keep your distance from me in no way lessens my attraction for you.“

7. “You tried to kill yourself?”

“I don’t think I was ever trying to kill myself, but I knew if I had gone too far, I wouldn’t care.”

8. “You think I’m crazy?”

“No, I think you have a lot of pain you’re not dealing with.”

9. “Are you sure you won’t get bored of me?  Are you sure you want to be with me when I’m old and smelly and I winkles in my skin?”

10. “You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”

11. “Does he know about the baby?”

12. “It’s six o'clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

13. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

14. “You look pretty hot in plaid.”

15. “There are plenty of people that love you.“

“Yeah? Like who?”

“Me.”

16. “Perhaps one day you’ll take me out one day - or do I have to make an appointment?”

17. “Babe, is everything okay?”

“Please I just…really need space right now.”

18. “Wow, we are screwed.”

“Really? What could possibly make you say that?”

19. “Remember that time when I asked for your opinion?”

“No.”

“Yeah, neither do I.”

20. “I’m sorry. It’s just every time you open your mouth, you seem to get even more annoying. Does it take effort to do that?”

21. “If  your laptop and I were trapped in a house fire, and you only had enough time to save one, who would you save?…..Are you seriously having to think about this!?”

22. “Do you love me?”

“Depends on how much food you brought me.”

23. “Do you ever feel-”

“Can’t relate, I do not have feelings.”

24. “I have never done anything wrong, ever, in my life.”

“Mmm…”

“You’re supposed to say ‘I know this, and I love you

“Well, I do love you.”

25. "All I wanted was to be someones’ favorite person.”

26. “I only tolerate you because we’re related, you know.”

“Funny. I was about to say the same thing about you.”

27. “Oh god, what is that?”

“That’s my face, you jerk.”

28. “But you’re dead!”

“Obviously I got better.”

29. “He obviously died of natural causes.”

“There’s a stab wound!”

“A very natural stab wound.”

“It’s natural to die of stab wounds.”

30. “Do not try to limit the amount of carnage I can cause.“

31. “I used to be such a loser.”

“What do you mean used to?”

32. "I love my tiny human.”

33. “Don’t be so hard on yourself. You could destroy the world and I’d still be by  your side.”

“I get what you mean, but honestly that’s just worrying.”

“I mean, I’d be there to kick your ass.”

“Much better.”

34. “I didn’t think anything could be worth nine months of that nonsense, but…well, you’ve got quite a smile, little one.“

35. “I’m pregnant.”

“What? How did that happen?”

“You were there, I assure you.”

36. “I’m useless to you now.”

“You’re a person, not a toaster. You don’t have to have a use.”

37. “Can I fight it?”

“No.”

"How about that one?”

“This is a zoo. You can’t fight any of the animals.”

“Gladiators did.”

“You make Gladiators look tame.”

38. “If worst comes to worst, we’ll just have to break you out of jail.”

“I can hear you. You guys do remember that I’m a law enforcement official, right?”

39. “I literally saw you die.”

“You saw me die? That’s messed up.”

40. “You know, you’re not half as bad as I first though.”

“Aww that’s so sweet, you gettin’ soft on me?”

“Shut it, the word bad was still in the sentence.”

41. “Why won’t you just come out with us?”

“I’ve already told you, I’m tired.”

“Listen we’re all tired. I mean we’re in high school for gods sa-”

“No! You don’t get it! I’m exhausted! I’m so tired, I can’t sleep! You have no idea what it means to be tired, because you are not fighting with your own mind every single day of your life, trying to find any reason to actually get out of bed in the morning!”

42. “I feel like I’m really making a name for myself here.”

“Yeah, and the name is ‘Shooty McTriggerhappy.”

43. “You killed me!”

“You came back! I don’t see why you’re still making such a big deal out of it!”

44. “Was the glitter really necessary?“

“Not really,  but it added a nice flare to the explosions, don’t you think?

45. “Well that was overkill.”

“No. That was style, something you clearly lack.”

46. "Green means go, you ass!”

47. “Respect your elders, I’m seven months older than you so you have to respect me.“

48. “You know I’m going to win, right?”

“Don’t underestimate what a person can do to protect those they care about.”

49. "Listen, you motherfucker, you’re not getting me killed!”

50. “What’s the best thing that has ever happened, do you think, in this world?”

“You being born.”

51. “You’re fucking crazy!”

“Yes, I fucking am!”

52. “I don’t know who I am anymore.”

“That’s okay because I know who you are.”

53. “Don’t worry about me, I can handle myself.”

“But you don’t have to handle yourself alone.”

54. “I don’t think I can handle exceptions. I don’t want to let you down.”

“You’ve never let me down.”

55. “Since we’re getting married tomorrow, I figure I should thank you for whacking me in the face when we met.“

56. “Hey now, the middle finger isn’t going to make you less wrong.”

57. “I’m your daughter.”

58. “You will be back soon, right?”

“Don’t fucking touch me!”

“I waited and waited, but you never came back.”

59. “You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”

60. “Oh my god. You’re in love with him/her.”

61. “Smart has five letters, but so does idiot.”

“I may be an idiot, but I’m your idiot.”

62. “You watched four seasons today?”

“Stop questioning my life choices!”

63. “I thought you were on a diet?”

“No, I actually told you to fuck off.”

64. “I’m not leaving until you tell me what’s wrong, and don’t try lying to me.”

“I don’t know what’s wrong, okay? I’m just… really tired.”

65. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me attention.”

“C’mere, you can sit in my lap until I’m done working.”

66. “I am five hundred years too old for this shit.”

“And yet, you don’t look a day over two hundred.”

“Stop trying to butter me up.”

67. “You’re not a cry-baby. You’re not pathetic, you’re not worthless, unlovable, a liability, a burden, problematic, you’re not any of those things.”

“But…What if I am?”

68. “How did you two become best friends?”

“I punched him in the face and he gave me a high-five.”

69. “Jason Scott wouldn’t treat me like this.”

“”Well, Jason is a fictional character.”

“How dare you!”

70. “Where did you learn to fight like that?”

“Have you ever been to a concert?”

71. “I don’t remember a fight, or a reason, so what happened?  Why did we break up”

72. “Fuck you for toying with my emotions like that.”

73. “Somehow you don’t even have to open your mouth to make my head hurt.”

74. “I can’t believe you told them that I had ___ kink.”

75. “I only ever wanted to hear that you loved me.  Was I asking to much?”

76. “I’m done. I’m done trying so hard only for you to never even look in my direction.”

77. “I keep asking myself “why isn’t the sun bright anymore” but then I remember you’re not in my life anymore and realize it’s just my own eyes.”

78. “I can’t move on from something that wasn’t supposed to end!”

79. “I’m barely breathing.”

80. “If you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, i can think of a few ways to make you shut up.”

81. “I’m not saying i want a threesome- but i wouldn’t be opposed to it.”

82. “Don’t call me princess, asshole.”

83. ”Do you like her?“

"She just makes me realize how much anger issues I actually have”

84. "You carry your father’s wedding ring with you, that bracelet is from your younger sister. But nothing from your mother.. why?”

85. “Baby, I will never stop trying to help you see your beauty.”

86. "Remembering how happy we were just makes the pain worse”

87. “You’re literally the spawn of Satan”

88. “Will you just accept that I am hopelessly in love with you, and there’s nothing you can do that will change that”

89. "It’s just god punishing you because you’re a ginger.”

90. “We were best friends. Now you’re just somebody I use to hang out with.”

Feel free to request at any time, I’ll be waiting ❤❤

Subtle Bedding Set

I had it set to be released yesterday. But when I wanted to make screenshots something was wrong because the bedding wasn’t showing properly. After more then an hour work I said screw it and fixed it today. There are 6 differnt subtle patterns in 7 colours. Sheets and pillows are seperate so you can mix and match :)


- You need the original mesh found here (Bed Blanket Plain & Bed Pillows Plain)
- 42 recolours
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Beast AU? Beast AU. @terra-eternus.

Being honest, all those years ago, he couldn’t have really been sure how he’d figured it out in the first place —- how he’d known that the creature, grungy and dripping with Darkness given form, had been that man who had once visited the Islands.

He’d managed to keep the secret for years, kept him tucked away in his room ( tucked under his bed, hiding in the homely shadows, whenever someone should visit, or his parents should tuck in, to clean up or otherwise ) and snuck away some food for him when he could.
Granted, he didn’t seem to eat much - almost as if he feasted on the Darkness, the shadows of Riku’s room, in some strange ways ( and, he’s often wondered, if maybe all this time he’s also been feeding off of Nightmares, for they have certainly lessened in the years of his youth ) - but Riku cannot complain.

He is a protective presence, one Riku adores, man or beast ; and even if being so close to Darkness personified should make him that much more corruptible, susceptible - he will bear through it, hands weaving through grunges of slime-like Darkness whenever he can.
This creature - no, this man - who has stayed by him all these years ( unaware, Riku thinks, for he certainly acts beastly enough ) is protective – and Riku will act all the same toward him.

The annoying thing about being a insomniac 90′s kid is lying in your bed at 1:42 in the morning and suddenly remembering stupid shit that doesn’t exist anymore like those dinosaur tooth flossers 

Things I noticed while rereading Carry On (Part 2/3)

• Watford has magical weeds that will ‘take you down’ though no gardener on staff as Ebb and the goats take care of them (pg. 89)

• Ebb is a cryer and will never tell anyone to ‘chin up or look on the bright side’. Simon finds this comforting. (pg. 89)

• The Roommate’s Anathema doesn’t prevent you from hurting someone that isn’t your roommate in your room. (pg. 91)

• The only time Simon calls Baz by his full name is when looking for him in the Wavering Wood (because it makes his spell harder to resist.) (pg. 107) and when reading the article on the nursery attack out loud. (pg. 233)

• Simon doesn’t like to practise his magic where anyone can see him. (pg. 118)

• Trixie’s girlfriend is named Keris. (pg. 124)

• We never found out what happened to Baz’ cousin Marcus that disappeared at the same time as Baz. The mage says the Old Families have been pulling boys out of school, but since that wasn’t actually what happened to Baz could Marcus be missing? (pg. 119)

• Flames by Tedy is a great angsty snowbaz song someone go write a fic.

• Standing next to Simon going off is like ‘taking a shock’. Your muscles are tired afterwards, and your hair smells like smoke. Once after being hit Agatha twitched and ticced for a week. (pg. 132 - Penny’s description)

• Unicorns, vampires, dragons, numpties, and ne’er-do-wolves(?) all have magic but since they can’t control it they aren’t considered magicians. (pg. 132- 133) This begs the question of their Greek teacher, The Minotaur. Does he have controlled magic or is he just on staff for teaching?

• Baz’ wand is polished ivory with a leather hilt. (pg. 159)

• The spell “Stand your ground.” buries someone’s feet in the ground. Fiona once used this on Simon, it’s fair to say he holds a grudge. (pg. 166)

• Fiona was apprenticing as an herbalists in Beijing when Natasha died. (pg. 173)

• Baz’ bed has 42 gargoyles on it. (pg. 176)

• There’s only 50 kids in the trios year. (pg. 186)

• Baz’ skin was ‘a stark reddish gold’ before turning, in his own description. (pg. 204)

• Natasha was the youngest person to ever lead Watford. (pg. 215)

• There are such things as snow devils, an endangered species, victims of global warming. They threw chestnuts at Simon all night when Baz’ locked him out. They’re half sentient snowballs with hands and eyebrows. (pg. 225)

• The day of the nursery attack was 12 August 2002. (pg. 228)

• Baz’ magic is not only fire based it’s also hot to the touch. In Penny’s words it feels like a grease-burn. (pg. 244)

• After the dragon attack on Watford Baz talks about how slaying a dragon is “dark stuff, too dark even for my family. You don’t slay a dragon unless you’re trying to open a doorway to hell”. (pg. 249) but we also know Simon has slain a dragon so uhm 👀👀👀 (literally the first page)

• Agatha is not only a competing show jumper she also used to be a dancer, and was thinking of becoming a vet. (pg. 265)

• Watford had a drama society before the Mage took over. (pg. 304)

to be continued…

azzgardiansofthegalaxy  asked:

46, 42, and 6 with Tony please!(:

#6  “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?” + #42  “I swear it was an accident.” + #46  “Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”

Word Count: 526

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Evening showers were definitely your favourite kind of showers. You just loved having this little refreshment before going to bed. It soothed you, relaxing your muscles and washing away the stress of the day. 

Stepping out of the shower you noticed that you had forgotten to grab yourself a pyjama. Not that this was a problem. You would just take one of Tony’s tees. You preferred them anyways.

They smelled of him and somehow hugged your figure perfectly. Wrapping a towel around your body you exited the bathroom and walked over to Tony’s closet. 

That guy had more clothes than you. You threw the towel onto the bed and bent over the drawer, picking out several tees but they all weren’t what you were looking for. There was this particular t-shirt that you always wore to sleep when you borrowed one of Tony’s.

You sighed, closed the drawer and opened another one. Where did Tony put this tee? 

Upon hearing footsteps in the hallways you stopped searching and listened. Were they coming towards the room you were in right now? They were coming closer and definitely heading towards your room.

You darted towards the bed and were about to pull the blanket over your body when the door opened.

“Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.” Tony was standing in the doorway, looking at you with a confused expression because he clearly hadn’t expected this. 

“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?” He asked, cocking an eyebrow, a crooked smile forming on his lips. “Not that I have any problem with it, I’d just like to now the reason.”

You felt your cheeks redden and smiled slightly flustered. 

“I was just looking for that one t-shirt of yours when I heard footsteps,” you explained. “And it would be really nice if you could close the door.” 

“Sure, yeah. What t-shirt are you talking about anyways?” Tony asked, closing the door behind him and slowly walking towards you. 

“The one I’m always wearing to sleep. You know, the grey one.” You smiled at Tony, slowly leaning forwards to give him a peck on the lips. “You don’t happen to know where it could be?” 

He seemed to squirm away under your gaze and you wondered what that could be about.

“Uh, no. No idea.” He shook his head and avoided your gaze, his voice having that ‘I pretend to don’t know what you’re talking about even though I know exactly what you’re talking about’ tone. 

“Tony,” you said, looking at him sternly. What had he done to your favourite shirt? Well, practically it was his but you wore it way more often than him so one could see it as yours.

Tony backed away slightly and scratched his neck.

“It shrunk,” he mumbled and looked anywhere but you. “I swear it was an accident. It isn’t even my fault but I hoped you wouldn’t notice.” 

You rolled his eyes at his behaviour and chuckled slightly. 

“It’s okay, Tony. I’ll just take another,” you said and quickly kissed him before walking across the room to his drawer to pick a new t-shirt you would steal from him.

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I sit and wait here playing house in my mind. You’re running late, dear, or am I off on the time? What could have been makes me stay. It’s so fucked up. I’m just a minute too late.

You know what I’ve decided?

I really want to be the Weird Aunt. You know, the one who turns up at weddings and family reunions, and always tells you cool stories and takes you on day trips to odd places you didn’t think you’d want to go to?

And is probably the first person to let you drink alcohol and stuff?

Problem is my Sister is not gonna have kids, like, I can’t see that happening in any shape or form - so one of you guys is going to have to let me be your Spawns weird Aunt.

I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules.

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Like the constellations up in the sky
They’ll never see the morning light like you and I
I sit and wait here, playing house in my mind
You’re running late, dear, or am I off on the time?
“Could have been” makes me stay
So fucked up, just a minute too late
But I’ll keep making a bed for two
I’ll keep making a bed for you