bed love couple

if i read one more fic that’s tagged “lumiere/plumette” and then a) doesn’t mention them at all or b) has them so barely involved they might as well be 2 sexy lamps in the corner, i’m going to FLING SOMETHING

Being forced to share a bed au's

(OTP that’s not yet together/haven’t acknowledged their feelings for each other)

- building a wall of pillows between them
- they still wake up tangled in each other anyway
- person A calms person B down when they wake up gasping
- person A soothing them by stroking their hair and forehead till they fall asleep in their arms
- person A keeps snoring and person B kicks them every time
- person A hogs all the covers and person B’s solution is to spoon them
- the two of them smelling of each other when they wake up
- the pair acting like the intimacy they shared at night never happened the next day