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baby daddy! taehyung

Originally posted by lacuna-matata

  •  okay so like i was gonna work on my prince!taehyung oneshot but i kept thinking about tae being a dad and i just got so emo and here are my ramblings
  • let me just start off saying that tae would be like the best husband in the entire world like he’d love and care for you with his entire being 
  • he’d spoon hug you at night time and hold your hand  and whisper how much he loves you in that deep voice by your ear until u fall into a deep sleep while being caressed in his arms 
  • hes like that kind of guy who would just love to wake you up in the moring tho 
  • and your like 
  • tae
  • no 
  • its like 7:30 wyd 
  • and he’s just like the sunshine himself like he shines so bright in the morning and literally he wants to get up early bc he wants to cherish every moment of you being beside him 
  • jfdklsfjlksdfjls and like!!!!! you’d complain bc like…..ur not the moring type yah know sleep is gr8 and he’d ultimately win bc he has this puppy face and would take ur hands and play with them and swing them to wake you up 
  • he’s basically a grown child 
  • okAY and so like why do i not see him being the type to romanticize the whole doing the ‘boom-boom’ 
  • i feel like he’d be the type to just like rush into it like ‘bAbE I WANT kIDS liKE ASAP’ 
  • but then again he wouldn’t rush you or pressure you or anything he’d wait for you 
  • and like one night you did it ok you did the boom-boom alright and like it was great obvs 
  • ill let u be dirty by yourselves im not going to go into that rn this is a fluff post 
  • quench ur thirst elsewhere 
  • anywhoo a few weeks pass and like you are getting that morning sickness yeah? I mean i never been preggers but im going off basic knowledge?? 
  • so okay like you wake up in the middle of the night like 3 in the morning and like tae wakes up of course and you are like in the bathroom spilling your guts out and at first ur like super confused and tae is worried as hell
  • but then his eyes just light up out of no where and ur like ??? 
  • “ARE YOU PREGNANT”??? like the question just busts out of him like a popped balloon ok he’s like half excited and half anxious and worried for you and he starts pacing the bathroom 
  • and ur like babe??? calm down idk if im pregnant ok i might just be sick?? 
  • and he looks at you and gets on his knees alright and looks you in the eyes and he just like “im going to walmart” and ur like 
  • wAIT 
  • that boy is already out the door with his pajamas still on ok like he gives zero fucks like he needs to know noW 
  • he slams that pregnancy test on the conveyor belt and he’s legit jumping up and down bc he wants to get back to his wiFE 
  • and the cashier lady is tired asf and like “whats dis mofo doing here kjdsklgjls” and then she smiles and says “good luck~” 
  • sO tae gets back home ok and he hands u the thing and ur like alright alrigHT 
  • and that boy will not leave ur side ok u better know it and ur like tae??? ummmmm can i please pee on this thing in peace thx 
  • and hes like oh shit sorry 
  • so u pee on the stick and guess whattttt 
  • ur preggers 
  • u kinda just exit the bathroom with a sly smile on your face
  • and tae has bulging eyes waiting for a response 
  • “im pregnant” 
  • you better bet your sweet little ass he’s gonna be all over you he’s gonna be swinging u around and kissing your face and crying 
  • and seeing him crying makes u cry and next thing you know the next morning your letting the fam know
  • everyone is just like congrats!!!!!
  • and now comes the nine months where tae is legit your body gaurd like he is so protective 
  • he was protective to begin with but now its like he took some super dad power pills and he is always attached to u like everywhere you look tae is there like a leech attached to your back 
  • like “thATS mY BABY in YOU I GOTTA BE ABLE TO PROTECT TWO AT ONCE NOW” 
  • hed be feeding you breakfast every morning and go throughout your day eating healthy meals 
  • gotta make sure that baby is nourished!!!!!!
  • im crying ok omg breAK 
  • back ok liSTEN 
  • you would get that baby bump and he’d rub your belly all the time and he’d jump out of his skin when the baby moves or kicks and he’s just “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 
  • and your lauging and he wants to cry again bc he is so in awe like ?? thats his baby moving around in there 
  • and he’d want to sing to the baby all the time like 
  • youd be lying in bed and hed start singing little nursery rhymes and your heart just swells and the baby can detect that sort of thing??? and it starts to move around around and you tell tae that the baby likes his singing and that makes him do it even more often
  • also not to mention being pregnant is effing painful so he’d always be there to rub your aching back and give you butterfly kisses all the time to ease your pain
  • okay and then you go and u find out the sex of your baby and like you think its gonna be a boy but tae thinks its gonna be a girl idk why i just feel like tae would want a girl 
  • so u go and you find out that it’s a girl!!!!!!!!! and tae won’t leave u alone abt how he was right 
  • and u decide on a name and no doubt its cute ofc 
  • okay so your whole pregnancy goes like this and so then 
  • ur water breaks 
  • oh shit amiright 
  • tae freaks the fuck out but like not as much as you were 
  • like your in pain and hoLY FuCK they baby iS coMING nOW 
  • and yout screaming and tae is trying to be calm but he’s runnning around and trying to get you into the car and he’s freaking out while driving like 
  • moVE biTCHES mY bABY and WiFE ARE IN THIS CAR 
  • he’s like speeding down the highway to get to the hospital ok 
  • this boy has got zero chill 
  • he half carries you into the hospital and everything happens to fast
  • hes sitting beside you holding your hand tight as your screaming your lungs out giving birth 
  • and tae is half-way feeling guilty that you’re going through this pain 
  • but fAST foRWARD and your healthy baby girl is born!!!! 
  • and like at first tae was about to bounce on the doctors like he wants his kid now but they had to go clean her up 
  • and when they finish tae holds her little body in his arms and he’s crying 
  • “look at her” 
  • “she’s so beautiful” 
  • “it’s my baby” 
  • he looks at you then with tears gleaming in his eyes 
  • and he brings her over to you and your holding her and you can’t believe you did it 
  • as ur baby girl grows up like tae is such a protective father 
  • he’d proababy want to cry if she ever got hurt 
  • and you notice that as she grew that she had tae’s sparking eyes and gleaming box smile that you always adored you 
  • she had your cute nose 
  • and face shape 
  • Tae would try so hard to make her look so cute like braid her hair and pick out cute clothes and you’d just smile and let him be 
  • him being happy with your child was enough to make your insides melt 
  • he’d be that dad who’d volunteer to change the diapers and get up in the morning and your just like babe!!! i got it its fine!!!! im ok i can do it!!!! 
  • and after seeing you go through that pain for 9 months he wants to repay you back and in turn he also gets to spend time with his kid and he is happy doing it 
  • youd both play with that baby all the time and be all over the floor with that baby ok and the squeal of joy that erupts from that childs mouth is what fuels tae and you to keep living in this beautiful world
  • when it comes time for her to go to school hed be so scared like hes letting his baby girl go off alone??? nO 
  • and ur like tae its alright babe its ok its good for her and he gets that but still??? 
  • also your daughter would have that same laugh that tae does and every time she does it your stomach gets butterflies 
  • and whenever she cried tae would be like the first one at the scene 
  • and whenever she had her temper tantrums he’d be the one to baby her 
  • and your like tae we cant do that we gotta have disipline 
  • and hes not having it
  • that baby is gonna be so spoiled rotten omg 
  • lord help us all 
  • but the thing is that baby will have the best parents in the entire universe like nothing can change that fact at all 
  • that baby is gonna grow up living a happiness filled life ok 
  • i really hope ya’ll enjoyed it!!!! 

PRO WRESTLING

no offense but imagine living with hobi? and waking up every day next to him seein his pretty eyes flutter open and smile at you and walk around in his pjs n bedhead and sit down together to watch tv before you get ready with him :( n then he’d like stare at you while you put on makeup or do your hair just smiling saying cute stuff like “"ahhh youre so pretty ” “you know you dont even need makeup ? you look so good either way ” and at night when youre both tired and layin in bed on ur phones hed lay his head on ur shoulder lookin up at u until both of u fell asleep :(( or sometimes hed wake u up w breakfast in bed &its somethin he googled the recipe for bt its missing a few ingredients and is probably a little burnt but u eat it anyways bc it tastes good just because u know he made it :((( and sometimes ud come home to sweet notes on ur bed or flowers on the table :’( sometimes youd wake up to him kissing all over ur cheeks and ud have tickle fights all the time and sneak around the house to scare him and hearing him sing and dance around the house even if ur a few rooms over :(

After reading these fanfics, I just can’t stop think of Sadreel. 

Gadreel would silently sit with Sam while he drank, but when Sam would try to stumble to another bottle he would stand up and out to finger on his forehead to make him sleep before carrying him to bed. 

After Dean woke up, he just ran. He was too afraid that Sam would hate him for his new… condition. So that would leave Sam and Gadreel to look for him. They would look every day, Sam calling old hunting buddies while Gadreel reads more on the Mark and its effect on its host. And after a while Sam would reach his limit, he’d barge in one day and just ask Gadreel why he’s still there and why he’s helping him, mostly why he even cares at all. After a pause Gadreel would say that when he was locked up, he could go hundreds of years with no one talking to him or even acknowledging his existence. He’d feel forgotten, broken, and over all lonely. He’d tell Sam that he knows what its like to be truly alone, and he stays because he doesn’t want to be alone again, and he doesn’t want Sam to be, either. 

How They Are in Bed

Louis: I feel like Louis would be super dominant in bed. Hed be sort of an angry lover, if that makes any sense. He’d take out all his frustrations and anger and emotion right there. He’d go as hard and fast as he possibly could, and you’d just melt under him cause he’d feel so good hitting all your spots with so much force so quickly. Then the next morning he’d be really apologetic like “I’m sorry I was rough last night I didn’t mean to hurt you or anything I love you I’m sorry” and you’d be a little sore but you wouldn’t really be hurt and even if you were it was completely worth it so you’d tell him you liked it and he’d grin and kiss you and cuddle and be adorable.

Harry: I feel like Harry would be really relaxed about sex. He wouldn’t mind fucking right away or waiting as long as you wanted. He would just want you to be comfortable and happy. And then when you did fuck, he’d just get really into it. He’d be more about making slow but intense love than about a quick fuck. He’d say your name and want you to say his, and he’d tell you how beautiful you are and how much you mean to him, and he’d cover your neck and face with kisses and just stare into your eyes as he came and i asdfksjaownsj

Liam: I feel like Liam would probably be the kinkiest out of all of them. He’d want to be trying new things all the time, like role playing and handcuffs and even some toys. When you first started having sex he’d keep it simple, but as your relationship developed he’d get more daring with it. He’d look at you with those big puppy dog eyes and ask if you’d try something he was thinking about with him, and he’d be kinda embarrassed admitting his fantasies and kinks to you and he’d blush a little and you’d tease him and he’d just grumble “forget it” and then you’d laugh and tell him you’ll do it and he’d just light up and pull you into the bedroom and you’d both be exhausted by the time you finished but soooo satisfied.

Niall: Niall would be really into foreplay. He’d like teasing you if you were out at dinner and whisper in your ear all the dirty little things he wants to do to you. And if he were on tour he’d always be asking for nudes or phone sex and when he finally got home he’d be so happy to be inside you again instead of just getting himself off (cause it’s really not the same) and he’d barely last but he’d want to for you so he’d probably go for like a minute and then you’d have a round two and three and four and then you’d pass out in each other’s arms. Normally though, I can see him wanting to make out for a while first, and he’d just enjoy slowly taking your clothes off, and kissing all over your neck and face while running his hands over every piece of skin he could get and then when you finally did fuck it’d be this huge release and fucksksoanajskdosiwn

Zayn: Zayn would be all about both of you getting the most pleasure as you could out of it. He would try out all these new positions, he’d go hard and gentle, slow and fast, and he wouldn’t be able to come until he had watched you come undone yourself. Zayn would also be an emotional fucker too. Everything he did and every move he’d make would be full of passion and emotion and love. And then if you two had a fight I could see him being really rough and angry and the two of you rolling around almost like wrestling while he pumped in and out of you.

But imagine poor lukey coming home late at night and going to work early in the morning and sometimes youd force yourself to stay awake and he would walk through the doors with red eyes but the biggest smile on his because he would be so happy when he came home to find you slightly dozing off but awake and he would give you a big bear hug and after a few seconds youd let out a breathless ‘lucas’ bc hed be like suffocating you and hed be like 'sorry i just love my girl’ and you would smile and your face would get hot bc no matter how long youd been together itd always make you smile (and he knew it) so then he would just flop down in bed with you and hed be telling you about his day and then he would look down and youd be curled up into him sleeping and hed just smile and whisper 'my girl’ and pLEASE PICK ME UP OFF THE FLOOR

anonymous asked:

im home alone too 😎 and could i just have like a calum blurb where you play with his hair when hes like sad and stuff because i love calums hair and im soRRY

I looove curly haired calum

so youd come back from running a couple of errands and calum would just be curled up in bed watching tv with a little pout on his face and usually by now he’d be up and showered and ready for the day. youd sit on the bed beside him and hed move his head in to your lap. ‘whats wrong curly head?’ youd say and run your fingers through his curly hair seeing as it wasn’t done yet. 'nothing. keep playing with my hair, please.’ hed say softly and you continued to run your fingers through his hair and massage his scalp. 'y'know, I know somethings up. you wanna talk about it?’ youd ask and run your hands through his sfot hair once again. 'it’s nothing. it’s just, uuuhhh. when I was out with luke the other night remember the paps were taking pictures of us so I flipped them off because I didn’t want to be in magazines and just for fun, I was a little tipsy already, but now everyone is calling me rude and stuff online.’ hed pout and bury his head in your lap. 'don’t worry about it, baby. it’ll blow over in a day or two, just try not to think about it okay? would a cuddle make you feel better?’ youd ask and start massaging his head again. 'yeah but only if you promise to keep playing with my hair because jesus, baby I love it.’

Lilly had just finished settling the children down, the baby had been problematic tonight and she was exhausted. Celeb had cried for chocolate for about an hour, and she’d put him to bed as hed been trying to rip her feathers out for spite. Pitch had been sitting by ebonys bedside as the girl slept, she still hadnt woken