becca i hate you so much right now

So my friend told me this really bad Marvel joke today...

Sam: What’s Captain America’s shield made out of?

Me: Vibranium, duh.

Sam: Right. So, what’s Hawkeye’s shield made out of?

Me: ??? I don’t know.

Sam:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Quicksilver

Me: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CLIMB OVER THIS PEW AND FIGHT YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!!

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((becca you little shit what have you done i’m on her radar now i can’t admire from afar anymore i can barely talk to my friends how am i supposed to talk to my heroes do you think this is a game becca i’m gonna kill you))