So my friend told me this really bad Marvel joke today...
Sam: What’s Captain America’s shield made out of?
Me: Vibranium, duh.
Sam: Right. So, what’s Hawkeye’s shield made out of?
Me: ??? I don’t know.
Sam: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Quicksilver
Me: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CLIMB OVER THIS PEW AND FIGHT YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!!