because-rosemary

God help me I’m thinking about fucking self-indulgent/sadstuck soulmate aus for canon Homestuck like

  • Names show up on your arm in the appropriate color when you turn 6 or 13. If you’re a troll, you get five names. You don’t get to know which are which. It fucking sucks.
  • Terezi had secretly hoped Vriska would be her flushed match, but Vriska had hoped for Tavros because the Summoner and Mindfang were matched, and by the time Terezi and Vriska realized they were some kind of match, they had already gone through Make Her Pay. 
  • When Vriska figures out Terezi is one of her matches, she redoubles her friendly flattering messages trying to get her back, because she’s not sure what quadrant she and Terezi are destined in, but obviously she’s going to collect all her soulmates and figure something out, because that’s her destiny.
  • Terezi licks her arm on her 6th wriggling day, smells blueberry, and then just fucking buries herself in the scalemate pile and screams in frustration for like a whole day. It’s a whole three nights before she even reads the other names.
  • Karkat has spent his entire life hoping that his matches are his age or younger, so he can find out about and subsequently silence those fuckers before they get his name on their arms in heretical red and decide to turn him in. He’s dismayed when he knows a few of the names. He’s even more dismayed when one of the names is also in red.
  • Kanaya is hella freaked out because she has a four letter name on her arm, in an off-spectrum unnatural lavender color, and does that mean she’s an alien fucker? (yes)
The signs as excellent horror films

Aries: Alien (1979)

Taurus: The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

Gemini: The Shining (1980)

Cancer: It Follows (2015)

Leo: Rosemary’s Baby (1968)

Virgo: The Exorcist (1974)

Libra: Green Room (2016)

Scorpio: The Babadook (2014)

Sagittarius: Black Swan (2010)

Capricorn: Les Diaboliques (1955)

Aquarius: The Blair Witch Project (1999)

Pisces: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

birthday gift for @guramitami!

because you’re awesome and deserve an absurd dirkjake wedding

official title of this pic: “that moment when dave lost his right to be the best man”

the less official title is: “let’s count how many people will recognize the meme”

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Rosemary Month Day 3: Sun/Moon

I love how both Rose and Kanaya represent the sun and the moon so clearly when you think of their aesthetics, but their personalities are the complete opposite.

Either way they complement each other

But in my heart I know it’s time to come back/Cos you’re the home I never find off the beaten track [x]
(tfw you have to fix everything)

The Underworld series is finished with the last chapter of Genesis. Thank you for reading!

(Psst: As usual, if you just want to read some Rosemary and haven’t read the rest of the Underworld series, why not begin with Rose Lalonde and Her Untimely Death?)