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Do not read this if you ship ronmione. You have been warned.

To all those ronmione shippers I hope you realize that Ron never really cared for hermione because she was hermione.
He embarrassed her all throughout 1st year and only put up with her later because she hung out with his best friend and she lent him notes. Let’s keep in mind that harry is also an 11 year old boy ok. Atleast he has the decency to be nice to people he just met whereas Ron started going on her case from the start.
He didn’t even consider asking her to the ball until he had no choice and even then he assumed she would say yes and and degraded her by telling everyone that she couldn’t possibly have a date. How is he better than malfoy in that category ? In the ball he made her cry when no one else did so he is even worse then malfoy cuz atleast malfoy acdepted that she can be beautiful and let her be. OH and in deathly hallows he did NOT fall for her . As harry so rightly put it, dating opportunities were pretty much thin on the ground… so that whole bonding while on the run was just a combination of the fact that she was the only girl there so male hormones, him being jelous of harry like he has been forever about his fame, broomstick etc ( again how is this different from draco) so this is just another thing he can take self pity on and thus be jelous of harry, and that hermione actually thinks he is paying attention to her after all these years so she welcomes him with open arms.
The kiss? Ha! He said it was because it was now or never. So he is basically saying that she is so pathetic that she has no choice but to wait around for him all these years so she should basically be glad that he chose her now? What a douche.
Also after the battle of hogwarts, he only married her because lavender died. I’m pretty sure if she lived he would have run off to find her and ditched hermione as always because she should be used to it by now.
That Cannon proof fueled with all the fanfics I read in which Ron is absolutely horrid and it actually fits so well with his character is why I will never ship ronmione.

I’m not saying “why can Cap be Hydra but not bisexual” isn’t a valid argument or anything, but the second you make the leap to “…and moreover he should be with Bucky, and not have kissed Sharon”, you’re kind of toppling off the moral high ground and into the land of I’m Co-Opting An Attempt to Confront Anti-Semitism in Marvel Canon & Fandom For The Sake of My Shipping Agenda.

Which is not, y’know, great.

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So I just wrote a book on Twitter.

We’ll see if anything comes of it. I am not holding my breath, I have talked to him about this before and he dismissed me as being in a negative spiral.

**Edited because I made a mistake and added two tweets.