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Do not read this if you ship ronmione. You have been warned.

To all those ronmione shippers I hope you realize that Ron never really cared for hermione because she was hermione.
He embarrassed her all throughout 1st year and only put up with her later because she hung out with his best friend and she lent him notes. Let’s keep in mind that harry is also an 11 year old boy ok. Atleast he has the decency to be nice to people he just met whereas Ron started going on her case from the start.
He didn’t even consider asking her to the ball until he had no choice and even then he assumed she would say yes and and degraded her by telling everyone that she couldn’t possibly have a date. How is he better than malfoy in that category ? In the ball he made her cry when no one else did so he is even worse then malfoy cuz atleast malfoy acdepted that she can be beautiful and let her be. OH and in deathly hallows he did NOT fall for her . As harry so rightly put it, dating opportunities were pretty much thin on the ground… so that whole bonding while on the run was just a combination of the fact that she was the only girl there so male hormones, him being jelous of harry like he has been forever about his fame, broomstick etc ( again how is this different from draco) so this is just another thing he can take self pity on and thus be jelous of harry, and that hermione actually thinks he is paying attention to her after all these years so she welcomes him with open arms.
The kiss? Ha! He said it was because it was now or never. So he is basically saying that she is so pathetic that she has no choice but to wait around for him all these years so she should basically be glad that he chose her now? What a douche.
Also after the battle of hogwarts, he only married her because lavender died. I’m pretty sure if she lived he would have run off to find her and ditched hermione as always because she should be used to it by now.
That Cannon proof fueled with all the fanfics I read in which Ron is absolutely horrid and it actually fits so well with his character is why I will never ship ronmione.

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For a second I was just a kid – a kid who had lived all of his life in the same tiny town. Just a child. Because I knew I would have to live a lot more, suffer a lot more, to ever understand the searing agony in Edward’s eyes.

Alma. Check your battery.

1. Yesterday at work I learned how much of a badass I am when I had to use the cotton from a bottle of diet pills as a tampon because I had nothing else and before you start lecturing me on germs and shit you should know the only thing I ever get sick of is mens bullshit. I’m like a menstruating MacGyver. Can’t stop won’t.  unless I get pulled over. 

2. Tomorrow night I get to go to a comedy show, (I’m on the “list” but considering how well my last “on the list” experience turned out it might just backfire. Screech from Saved by the Bell will be there, and me in all my fat glory will also be there as well. I’m no Kelly K, but I’d like to dust off my diamond. All of this is going over your head I can tell. Google it. just don’t Google me. 

3. I accidentally walked into the mens bathroom today I was in such I hurry since I get exactly .6 seconds to pee and it was filled with Lacrosse players and I’m pretty sure every single one of them was completely disturbed at my presence. Which I get. I am also disturbed at that. I immediately turned around and just peed my pants so I didn’t have to risk the humiliation of entering another bathroom in that monstrosity of a compound. Love my job. LOVE IT. 

4. It was brought to my attention today that since I have a Federal job now, I have 6 months to go back to school, stop deferring my student loans, or get a night job to pay them. I hate the ginger so much at this point in my life. New rule- never give up anything for those who come into your vagina, only those that come out of it. What I’m saying is, I’m doing all of this for my kids. They are my world. 

5. Thanks to all 3 of you who watched my video. I have this great box of questions that I have been dying to answer with a group of friends, but since I don’t have any I’m just going to answer them with you guys. Feel free to get off that train whenever it feels uncomfortable. Just know I will never do that spread my legs thing on this train. It’s just me putting my shit out there and you guys reminding me I’m not a monkey and to please stop flinging my poo. 

I need to go to bed so I can get my booty sleep, (it’s like beauty sleep but if I do it enough maybe someone will sleep WITH me) hahahah Ruth you are a gem, a cubic zirconia if we’re being honest, but a gem none the less. 

I just really love louis because he doesn’t care and he messes around in interviews and swears all the time and he’s just got a carefree attitude and that’s what I want to be like and Louis Tomlinson makes me feel so happy and he has the cutest smile and he’s just so kind and caring and I had to say this because I’m ill and emotional