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somewhatstarry asked:

On the subject of memes, I feel like Peridot would get really into rickrolling

the CGs are all really behind on memes because they don’t get it but like these are the ones they’re partial to:

  • Steven: nyan cat (its so cute!!)
  • Peridot: Rick rolling (this is the height of comedy to her and she loves sending it to the other Gems over and over, thinks its hilarious every time)
  • Amethyst: Pepe (she probably prints a bunch out and puts them all over Pearl’s stuff just to infuriate her because she doesn’t understand)
  • Garnet: mmhm whatcha say (predictable but it’s funny laughing at others’ expense)
  • Pearl: probably really ancient lolcat memes, especially the science cat
  • Lapis: astrology memes
  • Jasper: epic fail videos (laughing @ other peoples misery really loudly)

i think i’ll make it that i’ll cut threw the bullshit, because culturally i have my own style, and substance, there’s no fear in me, on my technique no one out here is organizing and structuring their shit like me, i compare it to watching Gil Evans, he was talking about what Miles Davis did for Jazz trumpet changing its sound because at the time and before him everyone every trumpeter’s style could be like Louis Armstrong’s style  so you could be hearing a new trumpeter but you could hear the Louie Armstrong in him, i think its the same for poetry, music all the arts, and i’m quite unknown and its hilarious 2, because my work is so good, people know that, ive been told that, but i haven’t felt ready until now to actually bring it into the physical world of poetry clubs etc . i don’t get down on myself at all, my poetry i know how radical it is, in its structure its content its intimacy, the work is unlike anything people have seen or have associated poetry with up until this time, so i am grateful for the scant few notes on tumblr my work gets, and the people who have come to really know the work through me, and have become my supporters, the funny thing about this is that, when Sarah or someone reblogs my work, it gets alot of notes but when i post them myself its gets just a few, that in itself i find both puzzling and hilarious, hilarious because of course that’s how the universe wants it, god wants me to become strong, it doesn’t want to give me that yet, its fine, i understand and it helps me build character, something Bukowski knew all too well,  puzzling in the sense why does it take women to reblog my shit to get notes, Asia has walked me down from this ledge, telling me male poets on here get the most notes, i don’t doubt what she says, but my observation that Social Media, is mainly for women, and is for women i feel is indeed true, i think social media if your doing music is probably easier to build a fan base etc i mean i don’t know, but i do think that if i changed my profile picture to a woman, and got rid of the pictures of myself on my “ME” section i would get alot of notes, either that or if i declared myself transgender or a homosexual, i do believe those things would garner me more notes, i would never do that i am not emotionally dishonest like that, and i ain’t hungry for “notes”, nevertheless, i think its what a European friend of mine told me today about my work it speaks when everyone wants to shut up. 

wishlist:

  • you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
  • we’re the only single people at this wedding table lets get drunk and bitch about everyone au
  • “i’m a radio host who indirectly mentions you and flirts with you on my show but you’re so goddamn clueless, please just notice me i’m so desperate for you it’s kind of sad (see: welcome to night vale)” au
  • ‘we take the same elevator every day and due to a misunderstanding I assumed you didn’t speak english and I’ve been talking to my friend about how hot you are for three weeks and apparently my friend has known from the start but you agreed not to tell me bc you both think its hilarious what the fuck’ au
  • you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married
  • “you’ve been awkwardly inching your way towards the human sexuality section of the bookstore i work at for like fifteen minutes are you looking for something in particular or –?”
  • “We’re both cosplayers and we somehow always manage to meet each other at cons dressed as a popular ship and people want photos of us in compromising positions and oops now we’re kissing” AU
  • preacher’s daughter falls for a bad boy
  • “I’m in a bookshop and I really need that book can you get it for me??? Wait you’ve read that book? let’s have an in depth conversation about it.”
  • “You’re afraid that you’ll lose me in big crowds so you always hold my hand but now you just hold my hand when there’s only, like, five people around and I’m getting vry suspicious”
  • “Our dogs whine whenever they’re apart so we spend pretty much every day together” AU
  • “I walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me  so she’d go away and I’m kind of freaked out I literally just met you last week” AU
  • “i accidentally took your laundry but just so you know you have awesome taste in underwear” au
  • the walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbour au
  • you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
  • awkward teenage seven-minutes-in-heaven au
  • foreign exchange student au

anonymous asked:

愛: Are you currently dating?

(( Nope! And I hope to never date anyone ever again!~ :D Not because I’ve had a terrible experience with someone, but because my emotions start OVERLOADING every minute I’m in a relationship with someone. It’s really weird and just makes me uncomfortable all the time :’D I can’t even last a month with someone its hilarious. ))