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A WIP. Sliiiiiight preview of my Future!verse ABO AU (as I am currently too preoccupied working on Inferno to do a proper first post).

Will do an organized synopsis post later, but for now let’s just say this is 6 years post YOI season 1, Minami is 23, Yuuri is 29, Yurio is 21. Victor and Yuuri skate competitively for two more years before retiring together. Immediately after, the duo co-coach Yurio in Russia, which makes Ice Tiger very happy. Then, due to certain circumstances *cough*children*cough* Yuuri temporarily takes time off from full-time coaching. Now, he fully intends to return and Yurio expects Yuuri to give him his undivided professional attention alongside Victor once again, when Minami suddenly appears with a request. He’s now the same age Yuuri was that fateful year, and doesn’t have too many years of competitive skating left. Yurio is not pleased.

Lamb; Part Two

Fandom: WWE

Pairing: Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper/Reader

Rating: Holy shit M.

AN: Thirst Party Saturday, tally-ho! Tagging our Wyatt Family Specialist @hardcorewwetrash as well as the fearless @toxiicpop and @oraclegazes. Trigger warnings are listed inside. Enjoy!


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  • Simmon: You're very tall.
  • Marie: Yes, I am two centimeters taller than a baby giraffe.
Circus

“Why a circus.”

  Simon looks over at me, “Why not a circus?”

  I roll my eyes, “I can’t remember a time i have ever had anyone tell me they enjoyed a day at the circus.”

  “What about the animals?” Simon pouts

  “What? The animals being held against their will in cages barely big enough for them.”

  “Could you just let me have my fun?”

  “My question is why you want the fun to happen here and not literally anywhere else.”

  “I just wanted to come to the circus.”

  “I just wanted to have a nice, relaxing Sunday with you, but now I’m surrounded by middle aged men with smiles painted on their faces.”

  “Okay, the clowns are creepy, but everything else is just fine, thank you. And I’d like it if you stopped teasing me.”

  “I’m not teasing you, Simon,” he gives me a look, “Okay, maybe I’m teasing you, but you’ve got to admit I’m rather good at it.”

  He sighs, “No one was questioning your ability to tease me, Basilton, I just wanted to go to a circus with you. I’ve never been to one before.”

  He puts on his pout again, and of course it makes me relent because he’s Simon bloody Snow and I will always give in to him, “Fine. But I’m getting candy floss and I am not sharing with you.”

  He laughs, “Whatever brings you joy.”

  We walk around. I buy my candy floss. Snow eats half of it. Of course. But I’m not complaining. It makes him taste like sugar.

Naruto the Luddite
  • Boruto: Dad, why can't I use the kote in the exam?
  • Naruto: Your mother and I sent you to ninja school in order to learn how to kill other children with your bare hands, magic spells, and genetic superpowers! Not with TECHNOLOGY!
  • Boruto: I just don't get it dad! It's a tool, like a kunai or a puppet!
  • Naruto: Son, if I had relied on some kind of fancy dancy thingamajig like that, do you think I would have been able to bring your Uncle Sasuke back to the village?
  • Boruto: ...but Uncle Sasuke is never in the village dattebasa...
  • Naruto: Don't get smart with me dattebayo!
  • Boruto: ...and didn't you have the unfair advantage of a massive external chakra reservoir, which is not really conceptually all that different from an external jutsu-storing device--
  • Naruto: YOU DIDN'T LEARN THOSE BIG WORDS FROM ME YOUNG MAN
Arrow was freaking fantastic.

That was by far one of their best episodes to date, and probably my favorite finale so far- yes better than season 2, to me.
It was that good.
A little olicity, a lot of action, and even more emotion (that phone call, gahh! 😭)

I have to believe OTA and even Samantha survived, to survive this hiatus.
(Spoiler alert, sort of) I believe everyone survived, except the bad ones- I don’t care about them.

Except Slade- he saved everyone (in my mind). I can’t wait for next season. I want some Papa Oliver feels, and Olicity reuniting (🔥), and Slade randomly dropping in on the team to ask for help or to help when they need it.

Olicity kissing each other while William shields his eyes. William asking if Oliver knows the flash. Samantha letting William come to their wedding. Slade showing up to wish them luck. Thea hitting on a cute guy, only to realize it’s Slade’s son.

Also I want Tommy to be vigilante. Basically I just want Tommy to come back for a bit.

Ps since I know a lot of this won’t happen, at least next season, feel free to steal it got fic ideas if anyone wants.

-A happy arrow fan

Kitten; Part Three

Fandom: WWE

Pairing: Jon Moxley[Dean Ambrose]/Unnamed OFC

Rating: Holy shit M.

AN: *calls in orbital smut strike* Thirst Party Saturday! This is blatant, gratuitous hurt/comfort. Tagging @tox-ambrose and @hardcorewwetrash as is my custom. Enjoy!


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