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Today wasn’t as eventful, but man oh man am I absolutely exhausted.

I woke up late but rushed fast enough to get to school at the time I wanted. I waited in line for fucking ever at the financial aid office to get my Housing paperwork through, then hung out with Marie for half an hour in between her classes.

I went to American Lit and didn’t really do anything. It was boring. But I was lightheaded after class because I was so hungry that I drove home. On my way back I called my mom to tell her I was coming back to pick something up to eat and when I returned home, she had food out on the counter for me hahah. I ate everything there (except the fruit in the white bowl) and regretted it after because I are it way too fast.

I went back to school because I had Anthro and while waiting outside, two girls from my class who were also early sat at the table with me and I got to tag along with them everywhere they went lmao. It was super cool to not be so alone in class for once. Well, with people I like I should say. I like being alone for class generally.

But I came home after Anthro and caught up on Until Dawn. Even though I know all three endings already and stuff, haha! But I’m gonna finish Mark’s video and knock out.

Day 10 of 365.

teechew asked:

For Trovos. Okay, he don't like Trutruffe because he eats all of his plants. He don't seems to appreciate Kelu's worgs neither (something about the human campment if I remember well). What kind of animal/pet/critter he would like ? Did he ever had a pet of his own ?

He had a bear mount he raised as a cub, but gave it away in Moonglade when Ruuk (the bear) started to become too large and aggresive. Trovos understood, though. He knew the druids could take care of a bear better than he could, plus, it ate almost as much as Trovos! 

Right now he keeps a large talbuk stag he got from Draenor because they’re strong and hardy, run fast, and are happy to graze on hay. 

He does not currently keep pets nor is it something he’s interested in right now. He’d rather have lots of kids! He’s sort of already half-adopted Krogu’s kids (whether Krogu knows about it or even approves).

anonymous asked:

Pumpkin Pie, Apple Cider, Maple

pumpkin pie:a favorite comfort food

 Mashed potatoes I could eat mashed potatoes for days.
 Also anything with rosemary in it. 

apple cider: :a favorite comfort drink (alcoholic or non, either way)

   I WANNA SAY APPLE CIDER WITH WHISKEY cause this list is all fall-y, but that’s cheating I think, haha. Probably tea- black tea or if someone makes it for you with a little milk (cause I always add too much and mess it up, someone has to do it for me haha) 

maple:  a kindness or sweet sentiment you’ve done or that someone has done for you

  Once I was going to fast for 30 hours for this charity thing (not that long, I know, but I was a kid and I ate a LOT so 30 hours seemed very scary). I had to start the fast at 2 am because of a weird scheduling thing.
 1:30 AM, my sister wakes me up, and makes my favorite food at the time (breakfast burrito) so I could have it before the fast. It was just the nicest thing…  

the-shy-fa asked:

Ooh kinky sex questions? Could you share an unrealistic feedism/fat-related fantasy, if you have any? And/or, uh... Inappropriate times you've been turned on by something that wasn't meant to be sexy?

Unrealistic?  Okay, so you give a guy this pill and it expands in his gut, all heavy and shit, and his buttons are popping off and he’s really turned on and blushing.  I like thatttt. a looooot.

Or another one is feeding him some sort of cream stuff that metabolizes really fucking fast and turns into fat really quick, so he starts out all stuffed and by the time you’re done fucking, it’s squishy fat.

And inappropriate boner?? LIKE ALL THE TIME OH GOSH.  My bf in high school ate way too much one time at a school coffee house thing and was rubbing his stomach because a tummy ache and lemme TELL YOU HOLY SHIT.  Also I didn’t notice when my husband gained 30 pounds in a month and then he said it all mad-like and I was ready to jump his bones holy shit.

Day Ten

Fasting was uneventful today. My mom broke the fast again and ate a salad while I was in class so I wouldn’t have the opportunity to scold her until it was too late. She claimed it was because she was feeling shaky and weak, but I think it’s because she can’t pass up a salad bar to save her life. She and I are supposed to be in this together, but I feel extremely isolated in my resolve to keep going. Then she complains that she’s fat. It gets old very quickly, but since she’s my mom I can’t say anything to her about it. Even if I could, I wouldn’t have anything to say that she doesn’t know herself. She’s choosing to ignore the problem that is her lack of will right now, and as is her pattern, she’ll wait to try and do something about it until it’s too late. She wanted to lose weight for a wedding she’s attending in less than a month, but I don’t see how she can if she refuses to even weigh herself. I find it to be strange, being the one with the willpower and control when usually it’s her job to be that way. Hopefully things will get easier for the both of us soon. I’ll update again tomorrow. Bye.

kixboxer asked:

i can't remember what else was in the sleepover meme thing. tell me about the last meal you ate?

lazy white people food. prepackaged slice turkey, mayo and cheddar on whole-wheat-but-not-the-whole-wheat-that-tastes-like-whole-wheat. no vegetation because green is expensive and rots too fast.

also some of the leftover canned pineapple from last nights very neatly organized hawaiian.

Day 2

I didn’t post my currently status yet because I have no idea my body fat percentage lol but anyway there it is:

Height: 155cm / 5′1″

Weight: 71kg / 156lbs
BMI: 29,5
Body Fat Percentage: XX
-
Weight goal: 55kgs / 121lbs
BMI goal: 22
Body Fat Percentage goal: XX

btw I ate just 1200 kcal yesterday and I weighed me and I loose 700 gr/2LB!

I’m really happy tbh I always know that I loose weight really fast the problem is that I am too greedy! But I will keep working hard to get skinny!

duexieme

today was a little less hectic as the last few even though i still don’t believe that I’m in france. i had a nice 8 am wake up today before having our first orientation meeting, which basically went over the types of classes were taking, host families, and our placement test. basically the kinda hot teacher said don’t stress out because it literally doesn’t matter. you’ll end up where you’re supposed to. 

but i am more than exited to GTFO this hostel and into the host family because the director kept saying how wonderful the homes are. my own room, possibly my own bathroom, and POSSIBLY my own fridge. i fuck w that. plus i just want to unpack because everything is starting to smell and i really want to get to my tops at the bottom of my suitcase. 

after our meeting i got this dank ass crepe that i ate too fast to take a picture, and finally bought a towel :))))) then me and ally walked through Le Jardin du Luxembourg which is a beaut. got a nice pic and it better hit 100 or i’ll have to delete and that baby doesn’t deserve that. 

tonight me and ally went to dinner with Brett and Nida who are two sweet angels. and by dinner we mean 5 euro baguette sandwiches. afterwards me and ally gossiped about Elon (can you tell i miss it) then ventured back out with the two of them to gossip in a public place and drink wine. if at home i got bored and just decided to call a friend and walk outside to drink a glass of DANK wine and feel a little buzzed, i’d have much better relationships with friends. 

i feel a little dweeby considering a group of kids went out tonight to drink, but at the same time, i can’t be getting shitty when i have a housing meeting at 9 tomorrow then a 2 hour french test in the afternoon. hopefully i’ll be able to go out and really party sometime this week because our school is so close to the city and the walk back won’t be too painful. the dent in my wallet probably will be so maybe i’ll just chug a 2 euro bottle of wine en route to our destination and save myself. 

tomorrow i’ll hopefully get out of this placement test alive with enough energy to walk down by La Sienne tomorrow to find food and dranks bc i deserve it.

bisous

daddys-poppersome-kitten asked:

31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?32. Do you like watching scary movies?33. Are you a jealous person?34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?35. Did you have a dream last night?36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

Thank you for these questions! Heheh *hugs here*

31. Yes. My Daddy and my best friend Tom.

32. Ammm…. Yes, sometimes. Im pretty fast scared.. So….

33. YES. 

34. I would like to delete that year when i was 13, because i made alot of shit and last year, because of my suicide atempt.

35. Yes, it was about me shoping in biiiiig toy store.

36. My Daddy. But sometime im scared to tell him things… My mom is pretty nice too, but when i tell her stuff i really want to happen, she gets upset and usually jells ate me, so i want to move out to my Daddy and be complete.

I realized that in order to maintain the body that I want, I gotta eat at least 5 meals a day, each consisting at least 500 calories per meal, with a macro % breakdown of 50c/30p/20f by the end of the day. Well it doesn’t really have to be 5 meals/day, 500 cal each meal; but as long as I consume between 2,500-2,700 per day then I should be fine. Because I remember I ate less than that, maybe only like 2,100 one day, and I felt so weak and flat the whole day.

But if I wanna improve my body and reach my goal, I’m assuming I gotta consume around 2,800-3,000 cal, with the same macros probably. Or probably change it up to 45c/35p/20f while doing fasted cardio twice a week so I wouldn’t be so fluffy while I’m bulking, and it wouldn’t be too hard to cut by spring break or summer time.

I think this is right. I don’t know yet. It took me three years to understand and apply macros to my diet. And it took me two months to figure out what the right macros were for me. But I still don’t understand how my body reacts to it all so I just gotta keep experimenting and some trial and error and see how it goes

I feel like sometimes I only talk about the progress I have made in an effort to be positive, but I am realizing that it is equally important to talk about setbacks during the journey. 

The last couple of weeks, I have not been eating a balanced, healthy diet… at all. My brother came into town, and we got fast food almost every day. It was really hard, because fast food does not make me feel good, but it’s also supper addicting. I felt like I was trapped in this cycle of feeling sick, and still wanting the food that was making me feel that way. After my brother left, some friends and I went to Disney Land, and I ate my weight in sugar and junk food. I’m all about splurging a little when on vacation, but sometimes it’s just too much. I’m thankful to be home, and back on track with my diet.

About 2 years ago this was me. Crazy. I didn’t know it at the time, but I was extremely unhappy in my own skin. I went to the gym constantly, but never knew what to do or for how long. I ate “healthy” foods, but had no idea how much of it I should be eating or what “bad” foods actually looked like.

Fast forward to now and I am the healthiest I have ever been as well as the most energized and happiest I have ever felt. It can be difficult to look at the older picture because it’s clear that I was not in a good place with my body image.

….Today I am singing a different tune. 🎶

I can help you achieve your health and fitness goals too! I have been there and I know what a “rut” feels like. It’s not a great place to be. It doesn’t matter if you have 5 lbs to loose or 100 lbs to loose, or even if you just want to start from scratch and cleanse your body from the inside out; the same basic principles apply to getting healthy and fit.

If you want more information, please send me an email 👉🏽 laura.hirschfield@gmail.com

When your health is at stake, what else is there? For me, nothing. It’s a 🔝 priority for me and for the people I love.

Your success partner in health 💪🏽💗🍎
~Laura~

Didn’t I post a couple days ago about these fast food restaurants?!?! Yall won’t swallow gum but will eat this shit smh it’s ok I was once deceived, too! They sat this food out for 2 years and it didn’t even mold. When you eat this “food”, it sits and causes cancer in your intestines and DOE NOT digest. Careful what you let yourself and these children consume! I guarantee if someone ate only fast food for 60 days straight, they would die! And they wonder why Americans are the FATTEST things walking around the planet! Because we eat this fake ass GMO food because of convenience and think it’s so delicious! That’s the how the game goes. They put you in learning institutions until you’re a mentally-healthy slave, throw you in the work force to work for an extravagant life you can never afford or enjoy, and when you’re drained of all your energy, you go enjoy some fast fake food because we don’t even have time to cook at home.

Apparently I missed a lot of television during the late 90s and early 00′s. I have worked my way through Gossip Girl and holy hell if I could just hear Chuck Bass whisper “would you like fries with that” in my ear just one time I might just faint.

It is now  Gilmore Girls, which is really good, too. However, the problem is because they talk so damn fast it makes me anxious. Once you stop laughing at the sheer freakishness of that last sentence, think about it, it’s true!!

Gawd I need to go dishes. I just ate shredded mini wheats, frosted of course, out of a square storage container.  

It’s Saturday, when I was a kid that meant cleaning day. Well, every day was cleaning day but Saturday was dusting, mirror washing kind of cleaning day. On regular days my mom dust mopped ever single floor in our house. I liie, I die. She did.  She is now currently rolling over in her grave knowing the condition of this house and my seriously lack of energy, or desire to clean it.

TIFU by shitting so much that I got a fungal infection on my butthole via /r/tifu


TIFU by shitting so much that I got a fungal infection on my butthole

This happened last year. I just post it now because I wrote it down here

(a Saturday) About a year ago I was having a barbeque with some friends at one of their houses. We all were really drunk and the fire was almost out, but we decided to throw on every bit of meat we still had and just go with it. After about 10 minutes we realized that the temperature was too low. Well I said fuck it and just cut off everything that looked half cooked and ate it.

About 45 minutes later I suddenly got the urge to shit. I knew I fucked up. I felt what was coming so I went home as fast as possible. There should be a better word for it than diarrhea, it was more like the Niagara falls.

That night I had to shit literally every 30 minutes and because of the hangover I drank about 6 liters of water that always came out of my butt 30 minutes later. It was really hard to just get thru the next day like that.

(Monday) It got a little bit better but I still had to poop every 1.5-2 hours, so I went to a doctor. He gave me pills that should solidify(?) my stool. Well they helped a little bit but not much.

(Wednesday) So here is where it gets fucked up. My poo got just a little bit harder (pooping every 2.5 hours) but it started hurting so much, even so it was nearly water only with some pieces in there. By 4 pm it got so bad, that I literally sat on my toilet crying while pooping (I’m a 186cm male and was told before that I have a pretty decent pain tolerance). When I looked into the bowl there was blood everywhere. Even wiping my butt hurt like hell.

(Thursday) So I went to my doctor again and explained the whole thing and after he made me shit in a cup he diagnosed me with fungal infection. He said that because of the humidity from all the diarrhea, a fungal infection cultured(?). The blood was actually because of the pills that made my poop harder, because of the harder poop the fungal infection ripped open and that’s where the blood and most of the pain came from. So he gave me a salve against it and a pill that was so strong that I was only allowed to take 1 every day till I see a change in the poop texture.

Now for a little bonus: (Friday - Saturday) After only taking one pill my poop was getting really hard again and the salve got rid of the fungus after 2 days. BUT there were 2 other problems. First of all, although the fungus was disappearing, there was still the crust from the ripped open skin on my butt. And while the pill made the poop less frequent, the pain (and the amount of blood) got even worse the next days. And the second problem: because of the crust on my asshole it was too painful to pull my butt cheeks apart. So I had to lay down on the floor of my bathroom, pull my knees to my chest, and lubricate my asshole with my fingers while lying there. I still remember how I looked at the ceiling and just started laughing.

I still get anxious when I shit and water splashes up to my ass.

TLDR; ate nearly raw meat, got diarrhea so hard that (after I shat blood) my doctor diagnosed me with fungal infection. (because of the humidity from all the diarrhea)



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