because-clyde!

anonymous asked:

yall ever gone to a haunted house together or maybe with Those Guys?. I kind of feel like you wouldnt do it until clyde pressured everyone into it

Clyde will sometimes drive us to random places and not tell us where we’re going until we get there. It’s fun sometimes, but most of the time it’s annoying. A little while ago the whole gang got in his care expecting to go to his house or something and instead he took us to this stupid haunted house. Tweek almost had a fucking heart attack walking through it and we had to go back to Clyde’s car while the rest of the gang walked around the areas around the haunted house and got food. So while Clyde and them were having fun because of Clyde being a fucking idiot, I was sitting in the car trying to stop Tweek from crying because ‘Jesus, man, they could’ve killed us.’. So thanks for that one, Clyde

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“Never underestimate something just because its Abandoned”-clyde aka “vánc”
Look who finally did character sketches for her books
These are my four characters for a new book im started called Abandoned
These are only the rough character sketches but im still proud of my babies
I’ll be posting the rough sketches of the cover of the book soon (hopefully)

Thoughts on Getaway Car

So I just have a lot of feelings regarding Getaway Car and needed to get them out and I didn’t think it would be this long but here we are.

  • Oh my god I just love this song so much, it’s so beautiful, both lyrically and musically
  • The way she sings certain words is just so beautiful (listen to her singing “I knew it from the first” and “he was running after us” and you’ll know what I mean)
  • It’s strange but it almost makes me feel dreamy, and it seems somewhat whimsical, especially during the chorus, and because of this it sounds and feels like freedom at first
  • But only when you listen to it fully do you understand the true sadness in it
  • This is song of tragedy: the tragedy of an unwanted relationship; the tragedy of a relationship that would never work out; the tragedy of a relationship that was doomed from the start; the tragedy of wanting to escape so badly you make all the wrong choices; the tragedy of wanting freedom, only to become lost when you obtain it
  • It is the tragedy of becoming so intoxicated by freedom that you don’t care about the consequences of obtaining it
  • Parts of it seem almost accusatory in tone, with him refusing to acknowledge his part in the tragedy – they were both aware this was a doomed relationship from the start but he’s feigning innocence
  • The chorus after the first verse has the original air of freedom about it – she’s escaped, the wind is blowing in her hair as she cruises down the highway, laughing with happiness and freedom, ignoring all the warning signs
  • However, the chorus after the second verse is more ominous, with it almost seeming to weigh heavily with a sense of foreboding – she’s realised their mistakes, but it’s too late, everything is crumbling beneath them
  • The way she sings “we’re both sorry” makes me so sad, it’s just filled with such regret and melancholy
  • There’s almost a sadness in her voice in the bridge when she describes leaving him, and 
  • When she sings “I’m in a getaway car/I left you in a motel bar”, there’s such a soft sadness to it but it builds up into confidence 
  • I love the reference to Bonnie and Clyde because they’re usually romanticised and depicted as a couple insanely in love, which is far from the truth – beneath this veil they fundamentally had a toxic relationship and committed horrendous crimes, and while this is obviously not what she’s depicting in this song, I think it’s similar
  • On the outside, to the media, to the public, they appear to have the perfect and idealised relationship, but underneath that it’s far from the truth – there are cracks that cannot be fixed, and they ultimately turn out to be disastrous for each other
  • Undoubtedly the media played a large role in this, referencing back to the second verse when she describes their relationship being turned into a circus, and ultimately ruining whatever romance they may have had, leaving them both with regrets
  • The outro has conflicting undertones of anger, determination, and confidence to it but overwhelmingly has an air of freedom surrounding it
  • Although she’s describing how she was crying and dying throughout this relationship that she thought would free her, there’s almost relief in her voice now that she has finally and truly escaped 
  • I can almost imagine her stealing the getaway car and driving down the highway once again as she originally had in verse one, but this time she is alone and free and happy
  • Despite the conflicting feelings the outro gives off, it doesn’t give one of self-pity or sadness and I love it for that. It describes an almost toxic relationship that she escapes from, and she shows that she is not broken because of this. I just love that whether she intended to or not, this song shows that you can escape from relationships that are unfulfilling or unhealthy for you, and you’ll be okay afterwards
  • So basically, it’s the best of both worlds: It has a beautiful and compelling melody while simultaneously having meaningful lyrics, especially when analysed in depth
  • Honestly I don’t know if this is what Taylor was thinking when she wrote this song, and tbh it probably wasn’t, but that’s what I love so much about music and poetry and art – it can mean anything you want it to

BTS Reactions - They get soft with you

You roll over in bed so that you’re looking at your boyfriend. Your eyes trace over his every feature - the curve of his lips, the shape of his nose, the way his eyelids flutter ever so slightly in sleep and the way his hair perfectly frames his face. You reach out to tuck a strand back, but your hand is caught by his. You then realise that he isn’t asleep. His lips tremble as he tries to resist smiling, before opening his eyes to meet yours.

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Masterlist

key: 

* = personal favorite
⋆⋆⋆ = fan fav
¡ = new


Oneshots

It’s Okay to Cry  - Your friendship with Kylo Ren is at a breaking point, will it last?

Burgundy - In which Kylo Ren tries on makeup for the first time

⋆⋆⋆ Cold - Your good friend Ben Solo never ceases to make you feel warm

Some Trees or Temporary, Some Everlasting - The aftermath of a battle, picking up the ashes. This time you win. Slightly angsty, comfort, sappier than normal. 

Seasons Greetings NSFW- Kylo Ren your long time friend plans a surprise for you, things quickly escalate. 

*Grateful - Ben and yours first Thanksgiving, Ben wonders if he will be able to ask you to marry him

Under the Mistletoe - You finally learn the name of the handsome stranger who you see all the time, Kylo Ren. 

In the Heat of the Moment: I, II (smut)

Baby It’s Cold Outside: Ben Solo, ever the tease, has confused you for years. After one encounter you finally learn the truth behind all of his flirting.

Santa Baby: The first time you meet Kylo is under some pretty strange circumstances, somehow that man can even make a Santa costume attractive.

Dark Days NSFW: At the end of the world, you’re just trying to survive. You’re used to being alone in this cold world, and the only life you encounter is the food that you hunt and the other more dangerous wild life that always seems to lurk behind the corner. You’re alone until you encounter a new creature, a man who goes by the name of Kylo Ren. Warning! Smut at the end!

Flying Solo: Ben Solo, it’s in his last name, doomed to be perpetually single. He didn’t even know where to begin to change that, but with the help of his friends, he finds his match.

Make a Move: Modern!Kylo, NSFW

Pretty: You find a poem that Kylo drops, turns out that it’s about you!

Birthday Girl: Modern!Kylo gives you a great Birthday gift.

Ben the Baker: Baker AU where Ben Solo is just as sweet, if not sweeter than what he makes.

⋆⋆⋆ The Noisy Neighbor: You finally confront your loud neighbor, Kylo Ren

*Ke Kali Nei Au: Kylo and Reader on their Honeymoon in Hawaii

Matt Protection Squad: Reader is Matt’s number one defender from all of the First Order jerks

Feel Better Sweet Pea: Modern Kylo accompanying his girlfriend to therapy  and encouraging her 

⋆⋆⋆ Fame is a Lonely Road: Kylo Ren is the lead singer of the Knight’s of Ren, one of the most well known bands of late. Despite his success in career he still feels lonely, cold, and afraid. That changes when he spots you. 

Kylo Ren Comforting You 

⋆⋆⋆ Spoil Her Rotten: Warning: NSFW, daddy kink

Summary: Kylo is the CEO of First Order Industries, entirely capable of running a company but incompetent when it came to dating. At least, he always told himself he just hadn’t found the right person yet. It turns out that he was right, even if costed him years of loneliness just one date would prove that you were worth the wait. 

Series

Graveyard Girl (NSFW): Part I, Part II Part III  Complete- A story about a girl, a graveyard, and a mysterious man known as Kylo Ren 

*Dream On, Senator (Complete): Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V, Part VI, Part VII, Part VIII, Part XI (nsfw), Part X, Part XI, Part XII, Epilogue (nsfw)

Summary: Ben Amidala is the up and coming senator in the New Republic; women and men alike love him by the media and. He has created the perfect life for himself, however this becomes disrupted by you, his assigned bodyguard to protect him from the First Order. 

⋆⋆⋆ Little Red: I, II 

Summary: Werewolf!AU with Kylo Ren, you meet him in the woods one day and ignore his warnings, which leads to some unexpected, perhaps even desirable consequences. 

⋆⋆⋆ King of Pain (Complete) : I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII

Summary: Kylo Ren had usurped the Old King, conquered lands, and built up an insurmountable defense. He had everything, except for a Queen. Even though he inspired fear in most, there where still many who would give anything for a place by his side, you weren’t one of them.   

Howlin’ for You (hiatus): A fresh start, it was just what you needed. You decided to move to Rosedale, a town which boasted the eerie slogan “Rosedale, You’ll never want to leave”. Quickly you realized that there was something off about this town, which seemed to be tidally locked between two rivaling gangs, the First Order and the Resistance. Before you get the chance, you’re sucked into the conflict, made ever more complicated by Kylo Ren. Werewolf AU

⋆⋆⋆ ¡ Light of Mine (Complete): I, II III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, XI

Summary: The Nightshade Witch of Ren, a name that brings fear. Harbinger of revenge and corrupt justice, he’s the number one target of The Church. You are an average young woman of the village, trying to escape your strict parents and The Church. Fate has it that your paths are intrinsically linked, to the disdain of well…everyone. A Kylo Ren Witch AU

Kiss it Better (complete): Masterlist 

A collaboration between myself and kyloholic 

Summary: Everybody loves him, he’s the most up and coming Jedi Knight, and Ben Solo reigns supreme. But he has many vices, and with you as his new competition they will begin to show. Quickly, you become a threat to his reputation, and you will not back down. Eventually, something’s got to give.


Requests: 

Kylo Ren

1. “We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.” 4. “Walk out that door and we’re through” NSFW
22. “Choose me”, 39. “Please come home, I miss you”
15. “Stop pretending you’re okay, cause I know you’re not.”,16. “Just talk to me”, 46. “What if I told you I’ve been in love with you since we were kids.”
25. “You’re mine. I don’t share”, 8. “Why are you so jealous?”NSFW
⋆⋆⋆ Waking up in Kylo’s arms
Concerned Kylo watches over a Badly Injured RC from a mission
⋆⋆⋆ Sweet and Scary Emperor Kylo
24. “So you’re my soulmate.”,18. “What did you just say?”
Goth Kylo and his Girlfriend
Kylo Ren comforting you after being stood up
16. “Why won’t you let me steal your flannels?”, 23. “Do you know how good you look?”, 33. “Baby, please.”
11. You’ve said you’re going to leave, but I don’t want you to go and if I don’t say something now…
What if you manage to save Kylo if he got captured?
Kylo helping his crush, a drunk reader get home safe, Pt 2
Kylo tries your cake for the first time, is overcome with love for you
Kylo tries to make you dinner, super fuffy
Kylo trying to get you to warm up to him in an arranged marriage
Bad boy Kylo
“I love you, you asshole.” with Kylo Ren 
41. “Please, take me instead!”
20. “I’m sorry if this upsets you, but I’m going to marry her/him.”
“I don’t want to have a baby.”
102.“Oh, gosh, you’ve insulted me! What ever shall I do? I’ll be mentally and emotionally scared for years!”
 * Boxer AU
“H-How long have you been standing there?”
“Come over here and make me.”
“Why do you keep pushing me away?”
Eid Mubarak
“I have a crush on the hot new teacher and I’m talking to you about it but your the teachers son and have a crush on me.“
Flirting with the enemy
Cute morning cuddles
Messages from Kylo Ren, Night/Morning
Kylo helping you pull an all nighter
Kylo as an alto hc’s
comforting reader in a lot of pain
Unstable Apprentice
Kylo trying to learn your native language
Hearing your child giggle for the first time

Ben

14. “Just please be my best friend right now, not the guy I just confessed my love to.”
Tell that to Kanjiklub: Smuggler Ben rescues his favorite princess

Matt 

Body Positivity
Comforting a sad reader
NSFW Reader confronts Matt about being reluctant to be intimate

Clyde Logan (all tagged as clyde logan x reader)

Sleepy HC’s 
Highschool Crush AU
Reacting to Clyde taking off his arm
Talk to me about Clyde PLEASE

Tag because I’m too lazy to list all of them

anonymous asked:

Hey, Clyde! Did Tweek and Craig ever get to continue their story from last time?

CLYDE: Hey Tweek!

CLYDE: You know that story that you never got to finish? From way earlier today?

TWEEK: Oh god, that acting story?

CLYDE: Yeah!

CLYDE: People wanna hear the rest of it and so do I.

TWEEK: I don’t know why anybody would find it that interesting…

CLYDE: THE CROWD IS WAITING, TWEEK TWEAK!

TWEEK: I was basically finished anyways! There’s nothing more to say.

CLYDE: Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnunununununhunhuhnugghuhdnkgfjldf.

CRAIG: Here, I’ll tell the rest of the story.

CLYDE: Rad.

CRAIG: Okay so after all of our acting practice and stuff, like Tweek said, I said he should try out for the next school play.

CRAIG: I am literally the least amount of pissed right now.

TWEEK: So am I! I’m as chipper as can be!

CRAIG: Is that so?

TWEEK: Yes, it is.

CRAIG: Are you sure?

CRAIG: ‘Cause to me, it looks like you’re still pretty mad.

TWEEK: Gee, you know, I could say the same thing about you.

TWEEK: Are you still pissed?

CRAIG: Not at all.

TWEEK: Then it seems that we are both. Equally unpissed.

TWEEK: Neither of us are angry at all.

CRAIG: Because you are so happy right now… if I were to, say, poke you a bunch…

CRAIG: It wouldn’t bother you at all?

TWEEK:

CRAIG: Tweek was so absolutely thrilled by the idea. Like, you have no idea.

CRAIG: So because there was still a bit of class left before we had to go eat lunch, we decided to keep practicing.

CRAIG: If Tweek was going to get into the highly touted South Park Elementary: The Curious Savage, he had to get all the help he could get.

CRAIG: Poke.

CRAIG: Poke.

CRAIG: Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke.

TWEEK: Nope, I’m totally unaffected.

CRAIG: Gosh, you sure are happy.

TWEEK: Mmhmm.

CRAIG: You don’t mind if I do this then, huh?

CRAIG: Maybe pat your head a little bit?

CRAIG: A smooch on the cheek?

TWEEK: Knock it off.

CRAIG: Aw, what are you talking about?

TWEEK: That’s gross!

CRAIG: It’s just a little kiss.

TWEEK: Stop it!

CRAIG: Ow, don’t push me, asshole!

TWEEK: You asked for it!

CRAIG: Maybe if you weren’t acting like such a dick–

TWEEK: Get your hand out of my face, man!

CRAIG: Not until you get yours out of mine!

CRAIG: And stop punching me!

TWEEK: You stop first!

CRAIG: No you!

TWEEK: I–

CRAIG: (Oh shit, it’s Mr. Mackey.)

TWEEK: (Oh god, oh no, oh jeez…)

CRAIG: After a while, to our surprise, the counselor Mr. Mackey caught us skipping class to practice.

CRAIG: But he was so totally enamored by our acting skills that he asked us to sign up right away.

CLYDE: Both of you?

CRAIG: Yeah, both of us.

CLYDE: Aw dude, when is this play? I wanna watch you guys!

CLYDE: I’ll be in the front row cheering you on like a proud mother.

TWEEK: Please don’t.

Mr. Mackey: Excuse me, just what the heck do you boys think you’re doing in here? You should both be in class!

Mr. Mackey: You both know better than to skip class. Are you having a little tussle? Am I going to have to send you to the principals office?

CRAIG:

TWEEK:

Mr. Mackey: Well? I’m waiting for an answer, mkay?

TWEEK: We were just, um… Uh… oh god– we–

CRAIG: Sorry, Mr. Mackey. We were just practicing.

Mr. Mackey: Practicing? For what?

CRAIG: Well, you see, Tweek wanted to try out for the school play, but he wasn’t very confident about his acting skills.

CRAIG: Tweek and I were planning on auditioning together, but because he wanted some help, I thought we could practice in here.

CRAIG: It’s my fault, sorry.

Mr. Mackey: Oh, really? You know, we aren’t getting enough auditions so it’d really help out of you boys could try out!

TWEEK: That’s– that’s what we thought!

TWEEK: We’re not in trouble, are we?

Mr. Mackey: I suppose I can just let you both off with a warning if you hurry your behinds back to class. Nobody’s supposed to be in here during class time, mkay?

CRAIG: Okay. We’ll both head back now.

Mr. Mackey: Mkay.

TWEEK: (The school play? What?!)

CRAIG: (Dude, I don’t know! Just go with it. My dad is going to kill me if I get detention for the third time this week.)

CRAIG: After Mr. Mackey stopped worshiping the very feet we stood on for our amazing acting, he told us that we had to get back to class.

CLYDE: Oh wait, is that why you both came into class right before lunch a few weeks back?

CLYDE: I thought you guys were both just taking the biggest dumps or something.

CRAIG: You know what, no. That’s exactly what we were doing.

CRAIG: You caught us again, Clyde.

CLYDE: No, okay, but seriously!

CLYDE: Dude!

CLYDE: I bet you guys are gonna rock the play.

CLYDE: And Craig, you’re the best story teller ever.

CLYDE: Tweek, you could use a little more work in the story-telling department, imo.

TWEEK: Hey!

CLYDE: Anyways, thanks for wrapping that up. I give the story a 9.5/10.

TWEEK: Why 9.5?

CLYDE: Because I wasn’t there.

CLYDE: But it still gets the seal of approval anyways. Would recommend.

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anonymous asked:

Same Alien Anon. Yeah, it gives that kind of Japanese feeling, haha. I mean yeah Cartman was the first one but Clyde looks like "Omg what no no stop dont put that tentacle there" and it was so cute! (⌒_⌒;) Can I ask why the aliens did that to Clyde? Was somekind of reproduction experiment? Or just bc yes? (i just discovered I like tentacle!yaoi lol I don't event feel ashamed of it)

yeah i drew Clyde because i love seeing he cry XD i love cry-baby Clyde. he is so cuuute. (this pic posted on twitter few days ago)

and you asked me why. actually i considered about it after finished that drawing. instead setting satellite(?) into his butts, reproduction experiment is a nice reason enough for yaoi. don’t feel any ashamed. me too lol

anonymous asked:

whenever ppl call token the mom friend all i can think about is an ANGRY token driving up in his minivan because clyde got hit in the face with a soccer ball or something,,, token the pta mom,, he insulted julies potluck and the other parents fear his wrath

the mother we all deserve

anonymous asked:

I haven't even seen Logan Lucky yet and even I know that the lack of fics or HCs on Clyde is a disgrace. Where is the love for my one-handed, bartending hubby-bunny!??

first off, go see logan lucky ASAP. you MUST.

second, i… happen to have a huge stockpile of clyde hcs that i haven’t been given a reason to post. now, if someone were to, for example, send in a request for him…

just kidding i’m going to post them right now because i know no self-restraint and because i am in Love with clyde logan (but do send requests for him since i adore him so much)

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anonymous asked:

Clydeland 140, pretty please?

HI ANON I KNOW IT’S BEEN AGES but here is a silly soft thing, I hope you like it! ~1k words, non-explicit. (update: 2 ficlets preceding chronologically here and here)

prompt list | ask

“I swear,” Clyde says, because it’s the time of night when he can say it, his voice muffled against Stensland’s chest, everything they talk about unreal and hyper-real, low lights and soft talk, “I swear my house is haunted.”

It’s raining outside, lashing the house, winds rattling the window panes. Stensland’s breath rises and falls, steady, taking Clyde with it. Clyde’s been assured, in somewhat injured tones, that he’s not too heavy to lie like this, and he’s choosing to go on believing it.

Stensland’s fingers don’t stop curling through Clyde’s hair. “Haunted?” he says, eventually, sleepily, sounds like he’s got a little wrinkle in his brow.

Clyde tightens his good arm around Stensland’s waist. “Maybe.”

“It’s new build, isn’t it?”

“Yup.” New build, close to the bar. Finished about the same time Jimmy moved out to Lynchburg.

“It’s just,” Stensland says, fingertips in soft circles on Clyde’s scalp, “Aren’t haunted houses usually old and decrepit? Full of bats and cobwebs and all that?

“Don’t know. Never been in one.” He frowns. “That I was aware of.”

Stensland shifts and Clyde looks up at him. He’s craning his neck off the pillow, eyes narrowed. Dark, stormy sea-green in the light from the one lamp. “Did you have this house built on an ancient burial ground?”

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[continued from this post]

CLYDE: OKAY here’s the follow up to my last post.

CLYDE: So yeah, Craig looked devastated, almost like he couldn’t decide what he was more angry about– his clothes or Eric for some reason??? even though Eric had nothing to do with the coffee??????? idk, man.

CLYDE: And like, Craig went all “Oh my god you buttface Tweek, ugh.” only it was more like “Holy shit! What did you do that for?!”

CLYDE: And so of course, Tweek immediately started to freak out for a number of reasons that don’t even really need to be listed.

CLYDE: At this point, everyone who was watching started to walk away because things were getting a little awkward, and they didn’t want to sit around for things to get any worse. I would have, too, but it was too good.

CLYDE: So but yeah, Tweek was like “What did I do that for?! I should be asking you the same question!!! WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!”

CLYDE: Then Craig just said “Don’t worry about it, it’s nothing.” but he was obviously still angry.

CLYDE: Eric, just like the last five minutes of this exchange, was dying in the background.

CLYDE: This was the point where I tried taking a close up picture of Craig, which…

CLYDE: Y’know.

CLYDE: And then he threw my phone over the brick fence near by, like an asshole.

CLYDE: Anyways…

CLYDE: Craig started taking off his jacket cause the coffee was gonna soak through. 

CLYDE: Have I mentioned that Craig tucks his shirt into his pants? Because that’s hilarious. He’s like an old man.

CLYDE: So anyways, he started complaining and shit (like an old man) and said something like “Now my clothes are covered in your coffee and spit, dude!” then he took off his jacket and threw it onto the ground.

CLYDE: Then Eric started bursting with laughter even more. I think Kyle was getting angry at him. He looked like he was, anyways.

CLYDE: But then Eric just shouted, and I quote (perfectly, may I say) because it was pretty funny, “This can’t be the first time you’ve been covered in Tweek’s coffee and spit, Craig! Get it!!! Did you– did you get it, Craig? That’s a dick joke! Because– because your dick is probably covered
in spit and coffee, because you see, Tweek–”

CLYDE: He only got that far before Craig started stomping up towards Eric, and I was 100% sure that THIS time he’d beat Eric’s ass, but then Tweek stood in front of them both and said like (watch my perfect quoting again)

CLYDE: “Agggh, calm down! I don’t even understand what’s going on here! I can’t handle this, I dropped the rest of my coffee and now I have nothing to calm me down you two are going nuts what’s wrong I'm going to explode from pressure– oh my god, exploding is bad, I can’t explode, that shit’s dangerous!!–”

CLYDE: Hahahahaha, Tweek’s reasoning for everything is so insane, I love it.

CLYDE: But honestly, I could relate. Cause I was so confused, too. There was so much going on that I didn’t understand…

CLYDE: But yeah, then Craig was trying to calm Tweek down and was all like “Tweek, calm down! You’re not going to explode!”

CLYDE: I wish you guys could hear my voice, because I’m doing voices for these guys right now. People say Craig and I sound a lot a like, but that’s not true. I’m giving him a Macho Man Randy Savage voice.

CLYDE: Okay, so yeah, anyways…

CLYDE: After Craig said that, Tweek was just like “Tell me what’s going on!” but all Craig said in response was “This is all lard-butt’s fault!” and then freaking LAUNCHED himself at Eric. He kept avoiding answering what was going on, which was suspicious.

CLYDE: I was just a bystander, though! I can’t complain. The only question I should have been asking then was if anybody had any popcorn cause hahaha, oh man…

CLYDE: Nobody else was around, actually. Kyle, Stan, and Kenny all left after Kyle started getting mad. And everyone else left right after Tweek spat coffee all over everybody, like I said.

CLYDE: So I guess asking that question, while being extremely hilarious and awesome because I am both of those things, would have probably proved ineffective because nobody would be around to hear it.

CLYDE: Except for Tweek, Eric, and Craig, but asking them was kind of out of the question.

CLYDE: Man, was I hungry, though.

CLYDE: Uh…

CLYDE: …Where was I…

CLYDE: OH YEAH!!!

CLYDE: Craig lunged at Eric!

CLYDE: …Or he tried to, and then Tweek started freaking out and held him back. Eric didn’t look like he was pleased about the fact that Craig was trying to beat him up.

CLYDE: Which is funny because Eric gets beat up a lot, I thought he’d be used to it by now.

CLYDE: But then the most insane thing happened! And by insane, I mean something totally awful and I’m glad I wasn’t involved because… well…

CLYDE: What was happening and what it looked like they were doing probably wasn’t the best thing to have the principal walk up on. 

CLYDE: Did I mention the principal is really tall? Like, taller than our old principle. Man, I miss Principal Victoria. Kind of.

CLYDE: I mean, she beat PC Principal, anyways.

CLYDE: But uh… yeah.

CLYDE: All three of them were shitting their pants in front of him. I think almost literally for Tweek.

CLYDE: And– and then

CLYDE: Uh

CLYDE: Okay I actually maybe shouldn’t share that part. Like, all of that just then, Craig and Tweek are already gonna have my ass about it when they find out I told you guys. 

CLYDE: Maybe you should ask Eric. He might even tell you what was actually happening, since he seemed to be the problem. But uh… yeah. To avoid getting my ass whooped even harder than it’s already going to be, I’m going to leave the principal part out. 

CLYDE: …To sum it up, though, the principal said some things, Eric said some things, Craig got in trouble, and then shortly after Craig and Tweek started to beat each other up, and then Tweek got in trouble too.

CLYDE: Man, it was awesome.

p-aurisan  asked:

Clenny HC 6: Clyde and Kenny love spending each night with each other in either Clyde's or Kenny's place. If Kenny's, Karen joins in because she likes to have fun too. Clyde wouldn't mind at all and he'll like it because three's a party and Kenny can keep her safe more often on nights like these. If Clyde's, Kenny would always eat so much tacos because Clyde buys them for Taco Tuesdays.

Thank you Auri for sending in a lot of cute Clenny HCs :)

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Discussions of a soft Clyde Logan au with @kyloholic pt 1?

a/n: this isn’t even all of it I just got so tired editing it’s very time consuming, so here’s a good chunk of it


You were the girl he always had a crush on in high school, maybe even loved you but you had a crush on his brother so he always felt like he had no chance with you. He was awkward and gangly, while you were beautiful and smart. You were always nice to him, and it meant you were the only one that he had ever fallen in love with

When high school ends you move away but one day you come back just around after the heist. You end up going to the bar and you don’t even recognize Clyde, he’s changed so much since you left this small town to go to college in NY. Gone are the gangly limbs, he’s filled out a lot and his shoulders are impossibly broad. He’s grown out his hair too, to cover his ears that stick out. 

When he first sees you his heart flutters, he knows who you are instantly but since you don’t recognize him he doesn’t know how to talk to you. He’s always felt shy when it came to you. 

Eventually you do recognize him and oh my god he’s grown up from the kid you knew in high school, so much that he’s even more handsome than his brother at this point. He’s so much more of a man than you remember and it makes you blush.

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