Ben Wyatt (Parks and Rec) Starter Sentence Meme
  • That’s what you wanted right? Everyone in the same room, at the same time?
  • Did you hear a word I said?! No you didn’t! Because I’m a ghost!
  • I really like you, but you are a terrible person to talk to about personal stuff.
  • We can just sit back and take it easy.
  • When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die!
  • I have been tense lately. Just thinking about the new Star Wars sequel.
  • _____, we got you an autographed picture of your personal hero.
  • I love you and I like you.
  • They call me Devo, because I can whip ‘em good.
  • Are you talking to my butt?
  • Are you gonna murder me and bury me at this gas station?
  • I was completely flustered, I came off like an idiot. I mean, at one point, for no reason, I just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.
  • I think at some point you and I should probably make out with each other.
  • I’m sorry, are you eating Turkey Chili off of a frisbee?
  • I’m just gonna sleep on the floor.
  • Look, who hasn’t had gay thoughts? Who?
  • Pizza? Never heard of it!
  • Bababooey.
  • Hogwarts is fictional. You do know that, don’t you? It’s important to me that you know that.
  • Gotham needs me.
  • I’m far too stupid and lazy to write something that could be printed in a book.
  • I am deeply, ridiculously in love with you.
  • I feel great, I ran 5K this morning.
  • It’s a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now,  _____!
  • I am really attracted to you right now.
  • You just do your thing, baby Smurf.
  • I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
  • Well, you suck at being polite, sir.

anonymous asked:

Hey, it's me the anon from earlier, thanks for the fix. Now I have something actually Kong-related to say. Do you ever feel like the Kong vs V-rexes scene in the 2005 movie is just a bit overdone? LIke, I feel like part of the reason the fight between Kong and Ramarak works is because it's so thorough and brutal. They really just take turns smacking the everloving shit out of each other. But in the 2005 movie Kong takes on 3 Vastatosaurs at a time and wins. I dunno, doesn't that seem too easy?

Oh, absolutely, that fight is ludicrous, especially when the vines enter the picture. Kong should’ve lost an arm at least twice

That Bendy request was done because it’s an insanely popular character that’s easy to draw, and it counts as fanart. I liked the character too, so I thought “why not?” It only took maybe ten minutes.

I do not do art for free. Please do not send requests. If you would like me to draw your character, you can support me by commissioning me. Everyone wins! C:

killergabite  asked:

So I have a friend that i play magic with and i'm trying to get him to make a commander deck, even bought him a rafiq of the many, but he says he doesn't want to make a deck unless he makes it top tier. So is there even tier's to commander? Like generally accepted i'm not even gonna try to play against that, type decks?

Oh hell yeah, there are tiers. But most people don’t talk about them because playing bonkers decks in EDH both A) cost a lot of actual real money and B) is an easy way to lose friends. Like, sure you’ll win every game you play but because you’re now playing so few games your win to month ratio stays about the same.

I can’t remember their URL off the top of my head (so if someone can reblog this with it and tag killergabite you’d be a living legend) but there was an article that went into detail about their take of the tiers of EDH, and it’s a good read to understand where it all comes from. 

If he wants a bonkers deck that’s super top tier I very much recommend Animar, Atraxa or Ghave.

Animar is just huge creatures for the cheap + draw spells for gas

Atraxa infect or super friends

Ghave ‘combos with everything’ Guru of spores.

But they’re all very good.

EXO Reaction to playing ‘Just Dance’ with you

I suck at this games. Xoxo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


*Trying really hard to get the dance moves right* “Am I doing it right jagi? Why does it feel like I’m fighting?”


*Kris’ Team beats you up* “We make a great team! Next time let’s have a chicken competition”


*Slaying the game* “Not gonna let you win jagi! Like my twerking?!”


*Pissed because he didn’t win* “I want to see you try against Kai! Of course I lost, I do wushu not salsa!”


*Proud that he won* “That seemed way too easy…. you let me win didn’t you babe?”


*Completely enjoying himself* “This is daddy’s jam! Come on Suho, join me!” *Doesn’t matter if he wins or loses*


*Looks extremely sexy so you get distracted and he wins* “And here is where I show my abs”


“This game is broken! It’s not giving me perfect scores! I’m the dancing machine!” *Dancing growl choreography in every song*


*Well he got some weird moves so not wining this game. Maybe others…*


*Trying his best* “Am I doing this okay jagi? Please don’t say I looks squishy”


“Geurae Wolf, naega Wolf! Awouuuu~oh-wait… this isn’t Karaoke?”


“Come on jagi you win for me! Don’t let those dorks beat us!” *Decided you will be the one in charge of his team*

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demigod!5sos blurb

so im quite obsessed with greek mythology and 5sos so naturally i created these blurbs

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Hi friends! 

Thank you so much! FINALLY the 1000 followers ART CONTEST by Lullaby Equine Art will START! First of all I want to thank each and every one of my followers all the support and the attention! Without you this would not be possible! So I want to reward you with this wonderful contest! No more delays, go with the rules!

The rules are really easy:

  • You must follow this blog: lullaby-equine-art  New followers are welcome, but please don’t follow for the contest and then unfollow if you don’t win. You should follow a blog because you like it, not because you have a chance at getting free stuff please.
  • Like and reblog this post. IMPORTANT NOTE: The times you reblog this post will be counted and appreciated for choosing the winner!!

The winner will be awarded with what you see in the picture above:

  • One fantastic A5 (10x15 cm - 3.9″ ~  5.9″  ) watercolors and acrylics FRISIAN portrait signed by me!
  • And one A3 (30x40cm - 11.7″ ~ 15.6″  )  PRINT  of “Wind Whisperer dedicated and signed by me!

I will select the winner randomly with a special program. This contest will be going on for so long! You have ONE MONTH to participate. The winner will be chosen on 11/06/15!!

Good luck and thanks again everybody for continuing to support this blog, I love you all!  ♥

*And I added one last thing: If the post of the contest reach the 1000 notes I will add a surprise for the winner. (SOMETHING MATERIAL)


So earlier this year my friends and I submitted this idea to the Verizon app challenge. Two of us, myself included, suffer from painful chronic illness and we wanted to do something that would help people like us. Yesterday, we were shocked to find out we won state and our advancing! We were really pumped because if we win the next level our app will get developed and marketed by Verizon. Then we found out that the contest is by popular vote… And our school only has 8 people. So a lot of the other finalist apps already have thousands of votes and have left us in the dust. I hate to ask you guys for anything but voting is really easy and only takes a second. Just text this number: 22333 with the message: chronicare. I really feel like this app would be invaluable to people like me and my friends with chronic diseases. God knows I find myself needing this all the time. If you couldn’t see the video, the basic idea is that we have a selection of features that help people keep track of their medications, appointments, symptoms, and find a supportive community of people with their illness.

This is so important and not just to me, so please, please, please! Vote for us and re-blog this post we really need the help making this a thing. Even if you don’t have an illness or know someone with a chronic illness you should still vote, its really easy :) Please? It takes less than ten seconds and your supporting a cause that could change lives for the better. 

okay so this is gonna sound super petty, but it’s honestly true

i don’t miss much about Street Fighter IV, but you know what’s one thing i do miss? the titles, how many of them there were and how easy they were to unlock

like, you’d win ten online matches and unlock a set of five. win twenty, unlock another set. get 10% trial completion, unlock another set. get 10% survival completion, unlock another set. it goes on and on. i couldn’t make a tumblr post listing all the titles available in this game because there’s like 18 pages of them

and every character had like ten, too, with three different ways to unlock them of varying difficulty

and those prize titles my god, don’t get me started

i know it’s a small thing, and i know SFV has a long way to go, in terms of UI and stuff, with probably a lot more coming, so it’s probably tacky to complain about it right now, especially by comparing it at launch to USFIV at end-of-life

but still, i go to my titles page and i see this

and yeah, i do feel a little unsatisfied. there are some legitimate arguments for the idea that SFV shipped in a largely unfinished state. this is probably one of the smallest, but it’s the only one that’s really gotten under my skin

so i’m petty, so what