Ben Wyatt (Parks and Rec) Starter Sentence Meme
- That’s what you wanted right? Everyone in the same room, at the same time?
- Did you hear a word I said?! No you didn’t! Because I’m a ghost!
- I really like you, but you are a terrible person to talk to about personal stuff.
- We can just sit back and take it easy.
- When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die!
- I have been tense lately. Just thinking about the new Star Wars sequel.
- _____, we got you an autographed picture of your personal hero.
- I love you and I like you.
- They call me Devo, because I can whip ‘em good.
- Are you talking to my butt?
- Are you gonna murder me and bury me at this gas station?
- I was completely flustered, I came off like an idiot. I mean, at one point, for no reason, I just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.
I think at some point you and I should probably make out with each other.
I’m sorry, are you eating Turkey Chili off of a frisbee?
I’m just gonna sleep on the floor.
Look, who hasn’t had gay thoughts? Who?
- Pizza? Never heard of it!
- Hogwarts is fictional. You do know that, don’t you? It’s important to me that you know that.
- Gotham needs me.
- I’m far too stupid and lazy to write something that could be printed in a book.
- I am deeply, ridiculously in love with you.
- I feel great, I ran 5K this morning.
- It’s a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now, _____!
- I am really attracted to you right now.
- You just do your thing, baby Smurf.
- I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
- Well, you suck at being polite, sir.