Because I'm Awesome
  • Because I'm Awesome
  • The Dollyrots
  • Because I'm Awesome

A constant fixture on any high-energy playlist of mine:
“Because I’m Awesome” by The Dollyrots

- I always tell you how great you dress.
- It’s ‘cause I’m fashionably socialized!
- You’re smarter, better– no, the best!
- Just look at me!

I’m a leader, I’m a winner, and I’m cleaner
'Cause I’m awesome!
I don’t need you 'cause I’m neat-o, and I beat you
'Cause I’m awesome!
That’s right!! 

To all dem haters out there, I want you to remember this.

This year, I’m not going to be Gold due to the fact that the ranked season ends in less than an hour. Still, I made it to my promotionals not once, but twice in a single day of grinding. I wasn’t doing this for the Victorious skin, or even the gold border around my name (although that would be nice). 

See, last season, I was Bronze 4. I was bad. Horribly bad. And I was convinced that I would never get out of it. But with hard work and perseverance, I carried myself out of Bronze this year and all the way to where Gold was more than just a futile dream. I learned many different roles and pulled myself out of that mire with a happiness that is second to nothing on this earth.

To me, this Silver badge is only a formality. 



You Never Even Called Me By My Name - David Allen Coe

Today is all about the David Allen Coe Pandora station. You know, because.


Hey everyone, I made a fanvid. 

Because I’m Awesome Ashley Perez Edition

Oh, I also lost two followers.

You know, if people really knew who I was on some other blog I run, I bet I’d get the followers rolling in….but I’d like to keep those separate identities.

But it would still be nice.

If anyone happens to know which other blog I run (other than my art blog and RP blog) that has over 400 followers then you’re awesome, but…

It’s a secret.

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Accent Challenge!

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
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  • The Dollyrots
  • Because I'm Awesome

The Dollyrots - 17

casual, you ask her to play
illusions of romance burning
innocent but still no mistakes
cause she smelled his last girl victim

sneaking out
heart pounding, her bare feet racing
dangerously close to her last chance
cause he almost got her to stay