because you know the giant squid was awesome

I’m getting kinda tired of this
Tour Because Awesome media blitz
You’ve got Nerdfighteria all at your gate.
Don’t you know venues are selling out
And my money I was shelling out
The minute you announced that tour date
Now four days is way too long to wait

‘Cause I need a Hank Green concert
Like Hank Green needs Harry Potter
And as Wednesday approaches, my need grows!
Oh, Accio Perfect Strangers
You and hundreds of teenagers
It’ll be better than times that you rehearsed
Yeah, Accio Perfect Strangers!

I’m getting kinda petrified.
What would I do if my car died
Or if giant squids exploded the bus?
I have no confidence
In Helicoptopodes if it’s
The only way I have, I’d be stuck.
And holy crap, that would freakin suck!

'Cause I need a Hank Green concert
Like Hank Green needs Harry Potter
And as Wednesday approaches, my need grows!
Oh, Accio Perfect Strangers
You and hundreds of teenagers
It’ll be better than times that you rehearsed
Yeah, Accio Perfect Strangers!

Whatever’s up the sleeve of Warner-Chilcott
I bet the decepticons will steal my ticket,
Not really, I’m just being paranoid
In the end, I don’t think it’s gonna matter
If it’s awful, or awful in a different manner
'Cause right now I’m just very overjoyed


(original song)