me: yeah, Greg was great and all, but he served his purpose. I’m okay with the fact that he’s gone because that means he’s moved on and is living a happier, healthier life at the school of his dreams!
me: sees one ( 1 ) photo/gif/video of Greg
me, through tears: I miss you so much
Sam I have an important Chicago question: just north of the DuSable bridge there is a statue of what looks like Abe Lincoln excitedly taking a man in a knitted sweater on a first date. I only saw it from a bus, so didn't get either a photo or an explanation. Can you explain this phenomenon? Are Abe and Sweater Man happy???