Best ACOTAR AU Ever
Blame @my-name-is-fireheart for this because SHE STARTED IT.
So hear me out.
High School Muscial AU:
- Feyre + Rhys are obviously Troy and Gabriella who won’t stop having freaking drama and won’t stop singing about their epic love, who were originally ‘star-crossed lovers’ but now everyone just accepts it as the OBVIOUS end game bitches don’t try interfere with this ship or they will sing you to death
- Rhys is the most powerful singer ever
- Yet Feyre has a 7 Octave range so take that Rhys
- Nesta + Lucien are clearly Ryan and Sharpay, the two Original Theatre Kids™ who are kinda both pissed and delighted that everyone is getting into their world, but regardless are The Sass Queens and Nesta will slay a bitch who gets in her way. Also obviously Nesta is #Fabulous
- Cassian is Chad no questions asked, the Basketball star who insists he is super masculine and manly and gets all the ladies and insists #IDon’tDance but then he meets Lucien and oh shit dance off and oh shit they’ve mysteriously swapped clothes half way through the movie wonder what that means, although he’s also kinda hinted as endgame with Nesta/Sharpay.
- Elain is the happy go lucky kinda shy kinda sweet piano chick who can’t seem to catch a break and has weird sexual tension / epic friendship with Lucien despite the fact that he is the living embodiment of the Gay Theatre Kid stereotype
- Az… Az is just that one guy who can make soufflé. But the epic deadpan version of it.
- Amren is too good for this shit she’s a dragon fire being or some shit she is not your singing dancing monkey (and yet somehow come every production she’s a background character glaring in absolute fury at how she ended up here - altho there are the perks of getting to screw the super cute set designer Varian)