because what are you doing morrison

so, like single dad!gabe getting called to the principal’s office because trouble maker kids can’t stay out of the fire, and he’s all ready to hash it out with mrs. whatsherface only to find out that she retired (probably because of your children, gabe) and is replaced mr. ‘angry and gorgeous’ morrison and gabe has no idea what to do because: on one hand he wants his kids to fucking behave, holy shit, why do you do this? everything i do is for you but on the other hand he wants the excuse to see this man as much as possible.

and his two wonderful kids jesse and sombra figure it out pretty fast that dad has the hots for principal and start work together to bring them together, because all-in-all dad being happy is pretty high priority and principal morrison isn’t that bad of a dude, and they are fairly he has a crush to because sometimes he calls in gabe for the smallest reasons when he could just assign a detention.

sombra and jesse’s plan doesn’t work exactly like they thought, but in the end gabe and jack get together and they are a beautiful family, and the kids are still fucking troublemakers, and everything is perfect and nothing hurts.

ugh. fuck. someone send help, i am stuck in OW shipping hell. please. someone. help me. 

ps. it’s totes cool to reblog and/or comment. if you won’t help me out of hell, please come and join me, give me your feels.

The idea that anyone out there has a genuinely easy time drawing Jack Morrison is honestly baffling to me but it MUST just be me because

He’s got the Default White Dude thing going but I can’t do?? it????? I can do a character study every day of the week and he’s gonna come out looking a little different every time

  • (Back in Overwatch’s glory days, the agents are standing around a broken coffee machine)
  • Gabriel Reyes: Who broke it?
  • (Everyone looks nervous.)
  • Gabriel Reyes: I’m not mad. I just wanna know.
  • Jack Morrison: I did. I broke it.
  • Gabriel Reyes: No, no you didn’t. Lena?
  • Tracer: No, don’t look at me! ...Look at Genji.
  • Genji: What? I didn’t break it.
  • Tracer: That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Genji: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
  • Tracer: Suspicious.
  • Genji: No, it’s not!
  • McCree: If it matters, probably not, but Winston was the last one to use it.
  • Winston: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!
  • McCree: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Winston: I like the chocolate creamer to drink with my peanut butter sandwiches. Everyone knows that, Jesse!
  • Jack Morrison: Okay, let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Gabe.
  • Gabriel Reyes: No. Who broke it?
  • Genji: ...Gabe? Torbjörn’s been awfully quiet.
  • Torbjörn: Really?! Really?!
  • Genji: Yeah, really!
  • Torbjörn: Oh my God!
  • (everyone starts arguing)
  • Gabriel Reyes: (To the camera while everyone argues) I broke it. I burned my hand on it so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Soldier: A dozen roses, Gabriel?  Really?

Reaper: …That’s what you’re supposed to do, Jack.  But you got me just one.

Soldier: That’s because you’re my only love.

Reaper *blushing*: YOU…cheap…bastard.

Soldier: You’re my one and only.

Reaper: WAIT - 

Soldier: You’re my ONE true love.

Reaper: NO - 

Soldier: Love is a numbers game, but you’re the ONE for me.

Reaper: omfg

Soldier: My heart and SOLE.

Reaper: STOP

Soldier: I may be Soldier: 76, but you’re Number: 1 in my heart.

Reaper: *wraiths away*


@starsherit

I don’t even know what I’m doing, but I’ll blame it on @ratpenatu for old times’ sake.

(Also on chapter 3 of Now Streaming: Love by @aughtpunk because that fic was one of the firsts I’ve read in this fandom and this single moment stayed with me for months, bugging me until now)

themaddestofthemad  asked:

Alright I'm not sure what characters you're looking for for these, so if these don't work let me know and I'll send different ones :) A1 - Reaper76, C3 - Boombox, and B2- Emidot!

these work great, thank you! <3

(young versions because i felt like it)

I FORGOT JUNKRAT’S SHOULDER FRECKLES BECAUSE I WAS DYING OVER HOW CUTE AND PRECIOUS THEY ARE ;A; 

local 👽 lesbians’ hair so big because it contains all their love for each other <3

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A drabble reaper76 comic because a song i keep listening to on repeat made me have feelings

Transcript in case you can’t read my hand writing:

Reaper: do you really love me?

Soldier 76: what do you mean?

Reaper: Do you love me?

Soldier 76: what? of course I do. why wouldn’t I?

Reaper: I mean… 

Reaper: I’m disgusting, aren’t I? rotten, a killer, your enemy… you should’ve given up on me a long time ago…

Reaper: It would’ve been easier than dealing with a mess like me… how can you even put up with a man like me-

Both: -silent-

Soldier 76: You know why. I love you, Gabe… no matter the mistakes you’ve made. You’re trying to get better, and that’s what matters. Maybe you’ll slip up and make mistakes, but you’re still trying… and no matter who you /were/ or how you look…

Soldier 76: I will /always/ love you ♥

(please don’t repost or use w/o permission, and leave my description; thanks!)

Mercy’s Job

// A quick little thing i decided to make. It’s different from the original idea, certainly shorter and more quickly made than I normally do, but I hope you enjoy! Don’t forget to follow for more fics~ And of course comment down below, because that’s what matters most!


“Ahlan, beautiful,” A fair, Egyptian voice said. My heart fluttered (against my permission, I might add) and I turned to see Fareeha standing beside me. She was wearing her Raptora Mark VI armor, mostly blue with some bits of gold. Her rocket launcher was in one hand, pointing downward. Her helmet rested under her other arm, and her smile was radiant as always. Her eyes seemed to scan me, not with lust or want as others may have done, but with a tenderness and care. I was wearing my Valkyrie suit, staff in hand, but that look- Ah, it made me feel like I was wearing the best dress in the world! She made me feel that way.

“Pharah, we’re on duty,” I chided, despite my joy at seeing her. “Right now we are comrades, not lovers.”

“Am I not allowed to kiss my girlfriend good luck before a dangerous battle?” She asked, feigning offense. I opened my mouth to answer and she laughed. “Angela I’m only joking, do not worry about how I act, on the battlefield, I will do my job and we shall be nothing more than comrades, I promise.”

“Well, in that case…” I put my staff against the wall, going on my tip-toes and giving Fareeha a soft kiss. She smiled and held me close for a mere second before pulling away.

“Stay safe,” She whispered.

“You too,” I answered.

“With you healing me? I won’t have to,” She laughed.

“Ten seconds for battle.” Athena’s voice rang out. “Approaching the Temple of Anubis.”

“You heard her, quit fooling around!” Morrison called, clicking his visor into place.

“All systems ready for combat!” Diva called.

“What is all this standing around? There is glory to be won!” Reinhardt roared, putting his helmet on.

“Just stick to the plan and we will win,” Symetra reminded.

“Looks like everyone is ready,” I murmured. “Let’s get to work.”

This team had been on several missions together. We weren’t always deployed together, sometimes Lucio would come and I would stay at base, or Tracer would be here and Morrison would stay. Either way, this team was excellent. As always it began with Symetra deploying shields on us. I offered a kind smile and she nodded at me. Reinhardt deployed his shield, and the doors opened. Immediately a hail of bullets hit the shield. Reinhardt cursed in German (he had a very creative mind when it came to cursing) and began to push forward. I began boosting Morrison’s attack and he began returning fire, forcing the enemy to cover.

“Mercy!” Faree- No, Pharah, called. I saw her fly into the sky and immediately flew after her, boosting her attack now. She began firing below at the enemies. I saw Reaper turn to mist, Widowmaker grapple away. They were retreating! Diva cheered and flew after them, followed closely by Jack and then Reinhardt.

“Let’s go,” I told Pharah. She nodded and flew after them, and I flew close by. She landed at the top of the arch and began firing down at the bridge. Poor Bastion never stood a chance, being blown up into a million pieces before he could fire at either of us.

“I need healing!” Diva called. Pharah gave me a nod and I looked down, seeing Diva on top of the bridge. She was currently using her EPM to block Reaper’s bullets, but it wouldn’t last long. I flew down to her, behind the safety of her meka, and engaged my healing stream. Reaper growled and attempted to fire at me, but Diva kept herself between us and began firing. He turned to mist and floated behind her, but the minute he reappeared several of Symetra’s turrets, planted on the floor of the bridge, sprung to life. Reaper howled as they fired to him, and combined with Diva’s fire he was soon the floor. His body slowly disappeared.

“I need a doctor!” Morrison yelled. I couldn’t see him, but from the sound of ithe was on the point and he was in trouble. Diva gave me a playful salute then continued off her own way. I jumped off the side of the bridge, floating down to the ground. I flew towards him and immediately began healing. We both ran around, trying desperately to avoid Junkrat’s projectiles, until finally Morrison grunted and fired his rockets, landing a direct hit on the junker. A bullet whizzed next to my head and I felt my heart nearly leap out of my chest. Another crack of the rifle, and I expected myself to be dead. But the shot never came, I turned to see Reinhardt in front of me.

“Don’t worry my friends, I will be your shield!” He yelled. “Little gremlin girl, ATTACK!”

“Will you stop calling me that!” Diva complained, flying over us and towards Widowmaker.

“Don’t let them on the point!” Morrison ordered, firing at the staircase as Junkrat reappeared.

“Mercy!” An Indian voice called. I saw Symetra hiding behind a pillar, Junkrat’s grenades pinning her. He had returned quite fast, hadn’t he? I flew over to Symetra, yelping as an explosion grazed me, and began healing her. She sighed in relief and stood up.

Everything seemed to be going a bit too good. We hadn’t lost anyone yet, we were already on the point, we hadn’t even taken much damage. I frowned, looking around the area. Something was wrong, I could feel it. My team was on the point, the five of them now, fighting Reaper and Junkrat. Wait, we had faced Reaper, Junkrat, Widowmaker and-

And no one else? There should be at least six members, yet we’ve only faced three.

“Apagando las luces!” A Mexican, female voice said.  In that one instant, I knew everything was going to hell. Sombra, a hacker working for Talon, suddenly materialized out of thing air in the middle of our group. She fell to the ground and disappeared, and the rest of the enemies charged forward. Widowmaker grappled to a roof, firing down, Reaper materialized under the bridge, on their left now, Junkrat was behind a building, firing grenades over it and down on them, and then- Roadhog ran down the staircases on the right. They stood no chance.

They can if you keep Reinhardt alive. The more reasonable part of me thought. Yes, if I kept Reinhardt alive to defend us we could still win this! I prepped my staff and prepared to fly over there. My feet had barely left the ground when something yanked on my wing, pulling me back. An arm wrapped around my neck and the barrel of a gun was pressed against my back.

“Hola, amiga,” Sombra whispered from behind, her voice full of malice. I was such an idiot! Assuming she would stay on my team, helping pick them off. She must’ve spotted me and decided I was too much of a threat. I watched as Roadhog hooked Morrison, blasting his body full of junk. I hated this, being helpless as my team died, and I would’ve screamed but it was muffled by Sombra’s hand on my mouth. I tried to elbow her but she shot a bullet through my side, injuring but not killing me. No one heard my scream, and I clutched my staff so hard my knuckles hurt.

“Tsk, be quiet and watch your friends die,” Sombra purred. Diva yelled in frustration as her meka finally gave in, ejecting her. She backed up into Junkrat’s trap and her face only had a split second to register panic before a bomb blew up. I felt like a dagger was painfully and slowly entering my heart. I shook in the Mexican’s arms, trying in vain to pull away. Symetra was the next, trying desperately to give everyone shields and fire at the enemy. My eyes turned to Widowmaker, and I saw her smirk. I closed my eyes as another bullet left the rifle, and this one found its mark. I could practically hear her body hit the floor.

“I WILL AVENGE YOU ALL!” Reinhardt roared angrily. He stopped going on the defensive, he knew it was useless, and charged Junkrat, smashing him against the wall with his armored body. He looked up and swung his hammer, sending a huge flame towards the sniper, who barely dodged it.

“Looks like they need help, adios,” Sombra said. My heart pounded against my ribs and I closed my eyes once again. But suddenly I felt weightless, flying through the air, I immediately extended my arms to float still, and I heard Sombra hit something and curse. I looked to see her by the bridge, getting up from the floor with a pained look, and then I turned back to see my savior.

“Get down!” Pharah yelled. Oh Pharah. She must’ve used her concussion shot to push us away, and me out of Sombra’s claws. I didn’t hesitate and dropped to the ground. A rocket zipped over my head and I heard Sombra yell as it exploded. Without hesitation she boosted herself into the air, facing the enemies. Reinhardt had just smashed Roadhog-

“Sheib” I murmured, covering my mouth as he fell to the ground, lifeless. Roadhog yelled in anger and fired at him again for good measure.

“Justice rains from above!” Pharah yelled, strong and triumphant. I looked around for my staff, which had fallen when Pharah saved me. I needed to help her. I grabbed it and turned around, my feet leaving the ground once more as I flew towards her. I only made it halfway there when I heard a gun spinning up. A stream of bullets came from my side. I heard Bastion beeping happily, and I screamed as blood sprayed out of Phar- No, Fareeha, and her body fell lifeless to the ground. But it wasn’t over, no, it’s wouldn’t over. I was the doctor; I was their angel. My eyes could see what others couldn’t, golden flames floating over their corpses. Their very souls, too stubborn to disappear and pass on. I could still save them.

Roadhog turned to me, preparing his hook, but he wasn’t fast enough. I flew to Fareeha’s soul, standing right above it. My hand shifted through it. That previous fear was no longer in my body.

“Heroes never die!” I yelled, as loud as I could, and a golden light overtook everything in sight.

Soldier 76: So, who broke it? I’m not mad I just wanna know.

Tracer: I did I-

Soldier 76: No, no you didn’t. Genji?

Genji: Don’t look at me–look at Hanzo.

Hanzo: What? I didn’t break it.

Genji: Huh, that’s weird, how’d you even know it was broken?

Hanzo: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Genji: Suspicious.

Hanzo: No, it’s not.

Winston: If, if it matters–probably not– but D.Va was the last one to use it.

D.Va: Liar I don’t even drink that crap!

Winston: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

D.Va: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that Winston!

Tracer: Ok, ok let’s not fight I broke it let me pay for it Commander.

Soldier 76: No. Who broke it?

Hanzo: Morrison-san? Torbjorn’s been awfully quiet-

Torbjorn: Really!

Hanzo: Yeah, really!

All: Unintelligible arguing. 

*In the next room facing the camera*

Soldier 76: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Good.

It was getting a little chummy around here.


based on this X

korealchemist  asked:

Hello and how are you doing? Could you do some pregnant s/o headcannons for Soldier 76, Genji, Reinhardt, and Roadhog? Or them as fathers? I didn't see a limit and I'm sorry if it's too much but please and thank you, have a good day!

Hey I’m doin good, how about you? And yeah, I’m not really sure what the limit will be because I don’t know what I can write up to so I’m going with a no limit for now, but please don’t make asks with like all 24 heroes

Soldier 76:
- Panic. He’s a busy man he doesn’t know how to care of a child
- How do you take care of one? How will the child grow in this environment? What do children eat???
- Still, regardless of what he feels, he’ll try his best to comfort and help his s/o
- He actually takes off of filling out paperwork to spend time with s/o
- Lots of cuddling with him
- Also s/o need to assure him that’s everything alright with the baby and that they’re comfortable

Genji:
- A bit nervous but happy all the same
- Will ask Zenyatta for a bit of help and advice
- If Zen don’t know then he’ll go to Hanzo, then Mercy. Surely someone has to know
- Mercy probably does
- Gives tons of tips and advice
- Will feel so much more confident after hearing advice
- Will help with whatever s/o is doing
- A lot of cueing at s/o stomach, trying to talk to the baby


Reinhardt:
- FULL OF JOY
- Honestly he looks like he’s about to cry
- Asks Torbjorn and Ana for advice
- When s/o’s feet hurt and she needs to go somewhere, he will not hesitate to let her have a piggy-back ride
- Will carry s/o around even if feet aren’t hurting
- Will do anything for his s/o basically
- Already thinking of very cute baby names


Roadhog:
- Roadhog would be super surprised, then happy, but really nervous at the same time
- He finally gets to start a family, but at the same time he’s scared that he’s going to mess it up
- Will ask people like Ana and Reinhardt what to do
- He’s at s/o beck and call
- Want ice cream with pickles on top? Bam. Boba tea? He’s got it.
- Is supportive all around
- Doesn’t go on really dangerous missions anymore
- Sure as hell s/o ain’t going on any missions. Too risky
- He will joke around saying that his s/o has the same big stomach as him
- Loves to feel s/o stomach when the baby starts kickin

anonymous asked:

What do you think when Killian will propose Emma? Which episode?

Well, it will have to be after the whole thing with David’s father blows over.  Colin said that this was going to be a thing for “a couple of episodes,” and if we’re to believe Colin’s exact words, that means it won’t blow over at least until 6x14.  So, if I had to guess, I think the proposal will be in 6x15 at the earliest.  This would be ideal, because this episode was written by Jane and Jerome, who have given us the best episodes of the season, but after sifting back through 6x15 spoilers, there are absolutely no reports of Colin and Jen even filming together.  The rest is under the cut, because this got really long and I kinda got into my whole speculation about how the next few episodes are gonna go down.  Sorry if this is a little too off topic, but I realized I never actually wrote any of this down with all the sources for my speculation, so here you go.

Keep reading

  • D.VA: This is my boyfriend, Junkrat. And his boyfriend Lucio.
  • Soldier 76: Wait. What's the situation?
  • Lucio: What do you mean?
  • Soldier 76: How does this work?
  • D.VA: Junkrat is gay but he's straight for me and he's gay for Lucio and Lucio's bi for both of us.
  • Junkrat: It's not that complicated.
  • Lucio: No.
  • Soldier 76: Oh. Yeah, sure.
  • [Soldier 76 later talking to Mercy]
  • Soldier 76: The thing about youth culture is I don't understand it.
Sirius Black Loves David Bowie Headcanons
  • Sirius learns about David Bowie through Lily, of course
  • They’re in the common room and Lily has her records out and Sirius is looking through them
  • He stumbles upon Station to Station and he thinks the man in the album art is soooo pretty it hurts a little
  • Lily makes him listen to all her Bowie albums and he loves every single one
  • “He’s got to be a Wizard, Evans. Listen to him. He’s out of this world. Maybe he’s an alien?”
  • Soon the wall behind Sirius’ bed is filled with Bowie posters and he buys every album he can get his hands on
  • In Seventh Year, for the fancy dress party on Halloween, Sirius makes Remus dress up as Ziggy Star Dust because he thinks Remus is just as fit as Bowie is
  • “Pads, why am I Bowie?”
  • “I’m going as Jim Morrison. We can’t us any Glamour as a rule so you fit Bowie better.”
  • “What if I had my own ideas for a costume?”
  • “Stop talking I can’t do the lightning bolt right”
  • “You’re lucky I love you”
  • In ‘78 Remus surprises Sirius with tickets to see Bowie during his Isolar II World Tour and Sirius nearly faints when Bowie comes out on stage.
  • “So dramatic, Padfoot.” Remus put an arm around him as Bowie started off with Rebel Rebel (Sirius’ #1 Fave, it speaks to him)
  • After Azkaban, Sirius finds that Remus saved his records and listens to Bowie all the time as a mental escape from Grimmauld
  • Remus also manages to get a Muggle VCR working so Sirius can watch Labyrinth

RIP Ziggy Stardust

‘You think I don’t know what your life is like just because I ain’t living it? I know what every colored woman in this country is doing.’

‘What’s that?’

‘Dying., Just like me. But the difference is they dying like a stump. Me, I’m going down like one of those redwoods. I sure did live in this world.’

- Toni Morrison, Sula

Peace be to Sula.

STOP THE RUMORS

I’m honestly tired of people freaking out about the bunch of cast members that could leave the show. All we know is that a certain make up artist “knows” who is leaving. And that’s kinda odd because actors have personal lifes and their contracts are privates. 

Do you imagine a show with only Colin and Lana and a new bunch of characters? Could you imagine what they would need to do to keep Colin without Jen? They would need to destroy CaptainSwan, and do you think that it’s possible that they kill Emma after the CaptainSwan wedding and the focus they will give them this second half of the season?

If RC, Emilie and Gosh is really leaving, and you add to that list the name of Jen, it could be the end of the show. Because no Snowing, no CaptainSwan, no Rumbelle, and no OutlawQueen means that a lot of fans would stop watching the show. It would be so risky to begin a season 7 after killing your protagonist and remember what ABC said: they want a proper ending for the show.

My advice. Enjoy every single second of this season. Don’t freak out because what some fans think. Don’t speculate about possible deaths. Remember that A&E can’t afford to have lower ratings if there is a season 7. Wait for the best. This is a show about hope. Have hope :)