because this... eww

Ok, since it's that time of the year again....

It has always been my policy to neither post nor reblog new book spoilers for both the TOG series and ACOTAR. Therefore, this blog will NOT reblog spoilers until June 2, one month after the release date. After that point, any spoilers will be tagged as #acowar spoilers.

If you’d like to chat about spoilers in the meantime, however, my inbox is open as usual and I’d love to chat! 😊

yall are like “ewww nasty phar//mercy shipper wanted me to pocket her even tho it doesn’t benfit the team” like man I just had a gen//cy shipper on my team who pocketed the genji over the pharah because eww no homo and guess what happened guess what happened

Picture credit goes to my dear friend, @fangirlperson05

Thanks for the prompt dude! I don’t usually take them, but you asked for something cuddly and fluffy and thus, this was born. Enjoy this.

Bechloe never fails to melt my heart and I will ship these girls for a long, long time to come. I hope you nerds enjoy this… god they’re perfect for each other… goddamn, here come the feels.


It was one of those rare Friday evenings where all the Bellas had been given the evening off rehearsals to relax and rest their aching bodies. Chloe and Beca had been pushing them extra hard over the last 4 weeks, with 2 and a half hour practices each day, and they felt the girls deserved some time to get the feeling back into their legs.

Chloe had immediately latched onto Beca’s arm and demanded that they have their “Bechloe time”, as Amy had dubbed it. It had been exciting for the Bellas to witness all of the collective moments between the two girls where they were sure something would happen. However, after 3 years of the never ending relationship with puppy boy and all of Chloe’s meaningless flings, they had given up hope of anything ever happening.

“C'mon Becs!! I need my daily dose of lady jamming!” The redhead gushed excitedly.

The brunette’s steps faltered and her jaw dropped at Chloe’s bold statement. She deduced that there was something wrong with her hearing; there was no way that Chloe had said what she thought she heard. Nevertheless, she stuttered out, “Wh-wha? Lady… j-jamming…?”

Smiling impishly, Chloe innocently looked back at her tucking a stray strand of Beca’s hair behind her ear. “Yeah Becs. Lady jamming… every mix you make is like a million tiny orgasms for my ears.”

Her smile widened as she saw the younger girl’s eyes visibly darken and cheeks flush in obvious embarrassment. Teasing Beca was her favourite hobby and she revelled in the feeling of making the aspiring DJ hot and bothered. If she had her way, she’d be making the girl hot and bothered in a very different and more physically… pleasurable way.

She intertwined her fingers with Beca’s, her heart pounding ferociously as the brunette did not try to pull away nor did she look uncomfortable with the contact. If anything, her fingers tightened around Chloe’s and she pulled the redhead slightly closer to her as they continued walking.

That’s what Chloe lov-liked about Beca most. Apart from her unadulterated passion for music and the fact that she lived and breathed harmonies and melodies, she let Chloe in. She handed Chloe a ladder for her to scale her highest walls and she now that she was there, she had no intention of leaving. Seeing everything that made Beca who she was is what Chloe had wanted more than anything in the world, and she felt honoured that Beca trusted her enough to share it with her.

Arriving at the Bella house, the two girls spared a moment to check on the other Bellas and smiled when they saw the girls all gathered in the sitting room watching Titanic for the 5th time that week.

“Don’t let go, Jack!” Stacie shrieked, bursting into tears whilst Lily shifted away from her, clearly uncomfortable.

Shaking her head at their predictability, Beca glanced over at Chloe, letting her eyes roam over her beautiful features. Seeing Chloe’s smile never failed to make her heart rate quicken, and she knew no one else had ever had that effect on her. She lightly tugged on the other girl’s hand gesturing towards the stairs and Chloe smiled at her sweetly in response.

Entering the bedroom that Beca shared with Amy, Chloe disregarded the Australian’s bed and threw herself down onto the other one. Beca smiled at Chloe’s ability to look like she belonged anywhere, although her heart ached at the knowledge that the senior would never feel that way about her. The brunette was well aware that she belonged by Chloe’s side; the redhead had eased her into a world filled with comfort and endless support and she could not imagine being anywhere else.

Shaking herself from her thoughts, she jokingly stated, “Please do mess up my perfectly made bed, Chlo. Please do leave no space for me, I guess I’ll just sit on the floor in MY own room!”

Chloe giggled at Beca’s dramatics and gestured at Amy’s bed, openly laughing at the disgusted look that adorned the brunette’s face.

“Chlo, do I have to spell it out for you? I don’t want to use Amy’s bed. I don’t know what she’s done with Bumper on it, nor do I want to know. Knowing Amy’s laziness, it’s likely that the sheets and duvets have not been washed.” She shuddered at the thought, because eww.

With a straight face, Chloe said earnestly, “Don’t worry about that Becs. I’m sure she wouldn’t deface her own bed that way.” At Beca’s pointed look, she smiled and continued, “But I wouldn’t put it past her and Bumper to not have even made it to her bed, after all, your bed is closer to the door…” She trailed off when she got her desired reaction.

Beca’s jaw dropped in shock and her eyes went impossibly wide in pure horror as she turned to look at her bed. Chloe could no longer hold herself back and she roared with laughter, tears streaming down her cheeks. She was clutching her stomach and Beca snorted as she accidentally rolled off the bed and onto the floor, abruptly ending the laughter. Or maybe it started a new wave because Beca’s snort set them both off.

Minutes later they both lay next to each other on Beca’s bed, catching their breath and gazing adoringly at each other. These were the moments Beca lived for; just the two of them, no interruptions, in their own little world where nothing else mattered. Chloe reached out and gently tucked some stray strands of hair away from Beca’s eyes; her hand lingering on the brunette’s soft cheek. Feeling Beca quietly gasp, she removed her hand and gently lay it on bed in front of her, her palm outstretched as if waiting for Beca’s hand to follow.

Gently tapping Chloe’s hand, Beca quickly got up from the bed, missing the frown on Chloe’s face, and brought her laptop back with her. Chloe’s smile was back as she sat up excitedly, waiting patiently for Beca to allow her to listen to her mixes. She wasn’t lying earlier; Beca’s mixes are her kryptonite. There’s something so undeniably unique about them; the passion that goes into making them is what makes Beca so special. In addition to this, the girl in question only ever shares them with her; no one else. Beca letting people into her world is a rarity, and Chloe knows that she will do everything in her power to ensure that Beca never regrets placing trust in her.

The redhead took the headphones from Beca’s hands, pressed ‘play’ and shifted on the bed so that she sat in between Beca’s legs, her back pressed to the smaller girl’s front. She knew Beca had to be eased into things, as if she were a frightened puppy, and although she felt the smaller girl initially tense at the contact, it didn’t take long for her to relax. What surprised Chloe most was that Beca brought her arms around her front so that they rested on her stomach; cradling Chloe into her warm embrace.

Beca couldn’t see Chloe’s smile lighting up her entire face, but it also meant that Chloe couldn’t see her reaction either. It is unnerving to watch someone else listen to her music, and although Chloe has always liked her mixes, she still feels self-conscious about them. From this position, she can physically be close to the redhead without being emotionally vulnerable.

Closing her eyes, the older girl sang along enthusiastically and Beca felt her heart jump with joy and her arms tightened unconsciously around Chloe. Feeling brave, the brunette placed her chin on the bare shoulder in front of her and breathed in the fruity scent of Chloe’s shampoo. It was a fragrance she had always associated with the other girl; and when she was not physically next to her, it was as if she were.

Savouring the moment, Chloe rested her full weight on Beca and felt herself start to drift off, feeling more comfortable than she could ever remember being.

It was quiet. Too quiet. The only noise that could be heard was the blaring of music through the headphones. The other girl had been silent for much too long, so Beca leaned around her to look at her face. Chloe was sleeping peacefully.

Not having the heart to wake her, the DJ removed the headphones from Chloe’s ears, and placed them gently on her nightstand. She carefully shifted them so that her own back was against her headboard and checked that the senior was lying comfortably.

After taking a quick selfie of them on her phone, she quickly sent it to Chloe and, knowing she would love it, unlocked the redhead’s phone and made it her screensaver. She could almost hear the squeals of joy and feel the tight hug that would soon follow.

Closing her eyes, Beca found herself wishing more than anything that she could, someday soon, find the courage to make this her reality.

Asexuals know people have sex!!! We cant+shouldnt try to control people’s sex lives!!!! That’s okay!!! Sometimes we’re just really uncomfortable talking about it!!! For some its very triggering!!! It’s not because you’re gay and ‘eww you CANT eveR have sex’!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are not the sex police!!!!!! Its just something we do not want to/cant talk about!!!!!!!!!

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MCM Comic Con, Hannover, May 20th 2017 || Panel

Right after the autograph session we went to the Panel and lucky us, we got first row seats. To be honest I don’t remember that much from the panel because the day until then went by so fast, there was absolutely no time to process what has already happened but what I do remember is that they reenacted both Daniela’s and Eric’s auditions for the show which was pretty hilarious.

They also were asked how they reacted when they saw themselves on TV for the first time ever and Dani told that she was 16 years old and actually shocked and eww because she looked different from how she saw herself in a mirror and thought ‘what, that is how people see me?!’.. The whole room was laughing. Eric just thought he looked awesome. Dani was laughing. :’D

Dani also told a story about a young girl she met that told her she’s been watching the show for 6 or so years already and Dani asked her that she’s pretty young to be watching it for so long but the girl told her she always watched it with her dad who loved the show but he died not too long ago and she kept watching it for him. Dani was tearing up when she told this story.

They also were asked by me how the mood on set was when they filmed the episodes for the season 8 finale but were remembered to not give any spoilers because it hasn’t aired here yet and that we only have Queen Pin on Monday. Dani asked which number that was and I told her 17 and then they both answered that it was quite intense but they’re actors, so they can still have fun even when filming those scenes and we definitely don’t want to miss those episodes because it’s life-changing for Sam and also some sweet moments are about to happen.

Dani and Eric also told fun stories about the time when they were new on set which was for Eric the fighting scene with LL Cool J in ‘Hand-To-Hand’. LL made him think he would punch him at full force but in the very last second he slowed his punch down so he wouldn’t ‘destroy’ Eric but when he came home after that day on set and Sarah saw him shirtless in the bathroom she was laughing her ass off because Eric looked like a zebra with all those bruises he still had gotten. Dani’s story was from when they were filming the ‘Legend’ episodes on the mothership. Seconds before her very first take she realized she forgot she still had a gum in her mouth and was sorry about it and asking where she could get rid of it when she noticed a hand coming from behind right under her chin so she could spit it out and when she turned around she saw it was Mark Harmon behind her. She was in shock and embarressed but they were laughing about it.

Another person from the audience asked if AJ Chegwidden would/could come back full-time to “replace” Granger/Miguel. They both said they don’t have information about this and then Dani said something like ‘either way, Miguel can’t be replaced. We can only create a new place for someone new.’

Someone else was asking them to share their favorite memories about Miguel. Eric said he already shared his on instagram and while he searched on his account for the post he made about Miguel when he passed away Dani told hers which happened when he was still new to the show and cast only the two of them went out for lunch and had the world’s most normal talk ever, about life and family and Daniela admired that Miguel was the person most invloved with Hollywood (because of his famous family members and his long career) but at the same time the world’s most normal person. And then Eric read his post from his instagram account which made Dani cry a lot and many others in the audience were tearing up as well.

I’m posting Dani’s and Eric’s selfie from the panel too because I happen to be in there.

things i loved about this episode:

  • sara finding out that jacob is an evil fuck
  • t-bag being the one to tell her
  • THE FLASHBACKS OMG THE FLASHBACKS
  • knowing that everything michael ever did was for love, for his family, for sara and mike
  • CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FLASHBACKS AGAIN!?  BECAUSE SARA IS SO EXCITED ABOUT THE BABY AND MICHAEL IS STALKING THEM THROUGH THE ZOO BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE WITH THEM SO BADLY
  • sara introducing herself several times as SARA SCOFIELD
  • because fuck being a ness.  eww
  • ja listening to his fave before lighting bitches on fire.
  • how right i’m gonna be that whip is t-bag’s son
  • our sweet, sweet michael forever dealing with the guilt of his decisions
  • and lincoln being a good big brother and telling him everything is gonna be alright and he’s there for him
  • THE PROMO WHERE ALL MICHAEL SEES ON THE VERGE OF DEATH IS SARA
  • LET ME REITERATE: ALL THE MICHAEL AND SARA!
  • AND BEING ONE EPISODE CLOSER TO THEIR REUNION AND MICHAEL’S FIRST TIME MEETING HIS SON.

things i hated about this episode:

  • sid dying.  i liked him.
  • SARA BELIEVING THAT THIS EVIL SHIT IS INNOCENT.  BECAUSE THAT WAS ONE ELABORATE PLAN TO PROVE TO HER THAT HE’S NOT POSEIDON WHEN IN FACT HE IS.
  • FOR THE LOVE OF MICHAEL DON’T LEAVE MIKE ALONE WITH JACOB
  • THAT MAN IS FUCKING EVIL
Scariest Man

Pairing: Dean x Reader
Word Count: 1026
Summary: It’s Halloween, man. And you get ready for your little gathering.
A/N - This was supposed to be a drabble but kinda got turned into a one shot. Oh well.

Originally posted by tastemyblogg

You were on batch number three of your baking goods. You’ve already made zombie cookies, graveyard tarts and now you were waiting for the cupcakes to cool down so you could fill them with green goo, red blood and black ectoplasm. Of course, you didn’t really put those in your cupcake because first of all, eww, but second of all you worked close enough with these freaking monsters to know if this stuff looked real or not.

As you were sprinkling the cookie crumbs over your graveyard masterpiece you felt strong arms wrap around your midsection and a nose nuzzle into your neck inhaling your scent, you smelt like flour and cookies, you thought that would be disgusting and put Dean off but he began kisses up your neck to your jaw. You removed both of his hands from your waist, grabbed hold of your shoulder and spun you slowly to face him.

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infinitrinx  asked:

HI PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to the pit of imagines. I'm Trin, Mod of @socanonitsreal. Hit me up with your writin, bab. What are your headcanons for Alphys and Mett's relationship in Tale and Fell?

Oh 

My 

God

This took waayyyy too long to answer. I am so sorry, I just became so lazy. I meant to answer it sooner but I just had so much school work I was trying to catch up on so I kept putting it off. Once again I am so so so sorry this took so long(also considering this has been the only ask I had for a long time).

I’m going to be putting this in bullet points because I couldn’t find a way to correctly word this in paragraphs. But here you go! 

Undertale

  • In the Underground they see each other once in a while but Metta is always busy with being a “star”
  • They usually spend the most time together when Metta has a loose screw or something and when Alphys has an upgrade for him
  • When Alphys gets to spend a good amount of time with him she tries to slow things down a bit so they can talk longer
  • Poor gal just misses her friend and doesn’t want to be so lonely
  • Metta doesn’t always notice but when he does he doesn’t show it and sets up a day when they can hang
  • Above ground…
  • oh boy
  • They barley get to see each other 
  • Metta is off seeking new fame and Alphys is off with Undyne
  • They really miss each other and try to keep in touch
  • They might not talk or see each other for a long time but when they do they spend hours talking
  • *bonus* Undyne sometimes gets jelly especially if they her and Alphys were in the middle of doing something 
  • They will forever be the best of friends

Underfell

  • Alphys wants people to think Metta is just her creation or a weapon 
  • But deep in her SOUL is a big softy who sees him as her child and will do anything to keep him safe 
  • They don’t let anyone see them together unless they’re picking on someone 
  • Metta is always breaking something (sometimes on purpose) so he goes to see Alphys often
  • Above ground they spend even more time with each other because eww humans
  • They stick together to look even more intimidating
  • They are the ultimate team 

Again I am so sorry this took so long <3

Part One- Dating Jimin Would Include:

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

  • Giggling all the time at basically everything you do because he’s whipped
  • He just is, trust me.
  • The boys know it,
  • You know it,
  • and he knows it too
  • He pretends to not realize like “oh fogiVE ME I THOUGHT GOOD BOYFRIENDS BROUGHT THEIR GIRLFRIENDS FLOWERS TO BE ROMANTIC! APPARENTLY ITS BC THEY’RE WHIPPED. YEP, YEP, OK. OK THEN!!!”
  • So ur just like: bby chill
  • And he does bc this hoe is so whipped he can barely function.
  • You’re his everything tbh, and he doesn’t hesitate to tell you
  • But then after he tells you he gets super bashful because all of the sudden your gaze makes him feel vulnerable  
  • And AHA surprise : he’s giggling again
  • But when you trace the outline of his lips before kissing them sweetly he sighs and all is good on earth as far as he’s concerned because his bby love is just so amazing and wow he’s so lucky  
  • He would be very transparent with his emotions but not necessarily because he’s intending to be
  • Like he’ll still try to play it cool but even though his lips are sinning against the soft skin at the nape of your neck he has a faint blush dusting his cheeks and it’s adorable
  • Speaking of sins tho— Park Jimin, am I rite?
  • This hoe is so thirsty for you oh my gOSHHH
  • Like zero shame about saying it too and it’s like ?? WHY Do YOu TEMPT ME SATAn?!
  • You’ll literally be like cutting up some watermelon or something and he’ll drag his thirsty hoe ass into the kitchen with a sultry look and pose dramatically against the wall  
  • “Damn girl, you look so sexy cutting that watermelon” and you honestly don’t even look at him while shooting him a mumbled “fuck off” and he’s all
  • “Aight then, [Y/N]… be that way” :/
  • But let’s be serious, the teasing would literally never end
  • The dorm would constantly be echoing with your fake retching and explosive laughs as he tries you with another greasy pick up line:
  • “Wow are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the onl—”  
  • “eww fuCK OFF”
  • But you lowkey like it a lot because it always ends up in cuddles where he drags your salty ass to the couch and just pulls you down against his chest and he presses kisses to the top of your head and it’s so comfy and warm and nice that you two fall asleep and honestly
  • When the boys see you two love bugs all snuggled up on the couch, cuddled and sweet they literally line up for pictures because their hearts swell just as much a Jimin’s does at the thought of your relationship.  
  • One day he decided to tease you while you two were getting ready for bed by licking his lips or something basic af bc he’s only a smol bean
  • And you’re so fucking done with it that you just: “Stop that, Park Jimin”  
  • But of course he’s too much of a little shit to listen even though the warning tone in your voice rung with foreign intimidation  
  • “Or what?”
  • “Or I’ll make you stop.”
  • “Oh yeah? How’re you going to do that?” he’ll lean back against the headboard with a smug look and lick his lips again so ur like lol fuck it this bitch is going down  
  • so you get up and move to straddle him sitting down right on his crotch grinding ever so slightly, ignoring the fact that he’s now looking at you like a deer caught in headlights and you lean down to his ear and whisper:  
  • “Do you want me to tell you..?” And then press your ass down on him a bit more
  • “Or do you want me to show you?” You’ll say before nipping at his earlobe and LOL GAME OVER, FUCKBOY
  • He’ll basically piss himself because the tone in your voice was so sultry and you were leaned back now looking at him through hooded eyes waiting for an answer and its honestly a bit overwhelming because now he’s hyper-aware of your ass pressing against the oppressive material of his now constricting sweatpants and wow what are you doing?? R U SRS?!
  • He’s blushing so hard that even his neck starts to turn splotchy because this was so out of the blue that he almost doesn’t know what the right answer is and eventually he decides to go with his gut
  • So with after a few shaky breaths and a small nod he’ll barely whisper a weak:
  • “…Show me…”  
  • and oop, he’s yours! >:)
  • Your first time with Jimin would most likely be his first time in general, which really only means that if its your first time too then it’ll be all smiles and awkward mumbles of:  
  • “I’m sorry..”  
  • “oops, my bad” and  
  • “Is this ok?”  
  • But it would be super special and emotional because our bby Jiminnie is so unfortunately insecure that the act would be so intimate and emotionally stripping for him (and for you too)
  • but it would also be overwhelmingly embarrassing because even though he wills his breathing to steady and the blush on his body to ease, it just won’t
  • He feels so absolutely vulnerable because he was exposing everything to you and yes, he knows you love him and yes, he is certain that he loves you more than anything but still, the possibility of seeing disappointment flash on your dark, lustful expression is washing him with doubt and it isn’t hard to tell
  • So you take your time, and he does too. Slowly moving your mouth against his before moving to the flushed skin of his neck while whispering words of adoration to him and he just throws his head back relishing the feeling of your body against his with a shaky sigh
  • It would be body worship galore because frankly, bby would need that small boost of confidence from you to really let go.  
  • He wouldn’t say it explicitly but it wasn’t hard to tell what your words were doing to him because with every roll of your hips against his and every ghostly touch on his body, and every breathy confession of your love for him (and his body) his hand would grip your hips a little harder, and he would pull you down a little further against his impossible to conceal hard on and wow the sounds he would be trying to stifle, good grief
  • They would be barely audible moans that spill effortlessly because his jaw is slack and though his head is leaned back against the headboard he’s looking at you and he can’t help himself because its such an erotic sight that mumbles of your name, words of adoration, and approving groans just spill freely without him even being aware— GOOD LUCK BITCH! PRAYING 4 U
  • It would be gentle but urgent at the same time. The intensity of it all, the way you feel around him, the sounds that fall from your lips to his, the way you rake your nails up his chest and clutch his shoulders harshly leaving crescent moon indentations as you approach your high,  
  • it was almost too much for him and before he knows it the moment is gone, both of your highs passed and you’re left collapsed onto his chest panting and collecting your breath as he tries to finally steady his restless heartbeat  
  • “You’re amazing you know that?” He’ll whisper into your hair feeling the familiar warmth of his swelling heart spread through his body
  • “I know, I know, I try” You’ll tease back and even though he laughs along briefly, his smile falters and then he’s looking at you with loving, glossed over eyes and he shakes his head slightly in disbelief because in this fleeting moment he truly feels undeserving of you and oh man it’s v emotional for our poor bby and even though he doesn’t make it obvious, and he would deny it with everything in his being if you asked, he’s a little choked up
  • “I mean it, [Y/N]… You’re so much more than I could have ever hoped for.”  he’ll say looking down at you intently watching as your smile fades slowly and you sigh contentedly leaning your face up to kiss him gently
  • “I love you, minnie.”
  • “Forever?” He’ll mumble bashfully pulling you closer to him
  • “Forever.” You assure him letting your hand run through his hair like you knew he liked
  • And he doesn’t doubt a single word. He would feel all of his worries and insecurities disappear and a comfortable silence would envelope you both and slowly without even realizing it you’ve fallen asleep completely entangled with each other.
  • Dating Jimin would be such a beautiful experience. 
  • He’s such a sweet, easy going and loving soul that he would make sure to prioritize your happiness
  • Whether through unbashful and unapologetic affection, or through small good morning and good night texts while he’s away or with stolen glances that he makes sure you catch, or through his unfiltered proclamations of love in the wee hour of the morning as you both fight against sleep, he would make it a priority to see you happy and smiling.  
  • Bby isn’t irrational though, he knows that there are things he can’t protect you from
  • He knows that one of those things was his career and that everytime he leaves for extended periods it takes a toll on you and it kills him because he never wants to see you hurt, or upset
  • But alas he cannot always avoid all obstacles for you so instead he resolves to never be the cause of your sadness or stress
  • You two would be so completely in love that everyone would groan at the mere sight of you in the same room
  • Like even if he was on his phone and you were watching a dumb tv show, Jin would walk into the living room and basically turn on his heels because, as Jungkook once said: “ewwwWW WHAT THE FUCK, JIMIN!? YOUR GREASE IS LITERALLY MAKING THE FLOOR SLIPPERY!”  
  • They all highkey love you two together though, everyone does because even though you two are SO FUCKING EXTRA WHEN UR TOGETHER LIKE OMGGG
  • The smiles on both of your faces as you tell each other to fuck off tell a different tale and seeing such a genuine look of joy on Chim’s face melts everyone’s hearts.
  • Yours included.
Apology of an Ex-Larrie

I have a confession to make.

I was part of the Larrie cult.

Yes, it is a cult. And no wonder I fell into the appeal of it. There’s a group of people supporting you, there’s a big belief system, there’s a villain to collectively hate.

Everything is spun around so many times until it fits the Larrie narrative. You really get dizzy and stop thinking for yourself.

Sometimes you get doubts but you suppress them because you’d just get hate for voicing them.

I ran a Larrie blog for three and a half years now.

I started it because Larry was bloody cute and I think many of you will agree with me on that. They were so fucking adorable. All the hugs, looks, they just loved each other and it made me happy.

But then Louis got a girlfriend and Larries watched it and didn’t want it to happen so they made up this big management conspiracy. Everything was apparently staged, Elounor was fake, Harry and Louis were forcibly closeted. The more they pushed this narrative, the less interaction Louis and Harry had. Wonder why that was?

And I feel empty, not because I lost my belief in Larry. I have had my doubts for over a year now. But because I lost friends and I see other friends enlacing themselves ever deeper into the conspiracy.

The baby isn’t real.

Okay, the baby is real, but it’s not Louis’ baby.

Okay, Louis claimed it to be his, but there will be a denial soon.

Okay, the paternity test was positive, but the picture is photoshopped.

And so on.

Louis and Harry are to be protected at all costs because they are innocent, pure, weak human beings who can’t  defend themselves against big, bad management. They are puppets on a string. They never touched a woman because eww. That would make them less pure and innocent.

“Babygate” is just the tip of the iceberg. How many times have things happened that needed to be spun around to “understand” them.

Louis’ bullshit tweet.

Harry kissing this blonde girl, I don’t remember her name.

Harry making sexual innuendo about pussy, but that was obviously just an outsider perspective because he himself has never touched pussy.

Haylor. Oh my God, what a horrible time in the Larrie fandom.

Elounor. No wonder they were looking awkward together, their every bloody move was being watched and commented on.

Now I see what back then I didn’t see:

That WE were the ones making Louis and Harry hide their friendship.

WE were the ones making Elounor awkward.

WE were the ones watching and analyzing their every move.

And I AM SORRY.

I’m sorry I participated in that. I’m sorry and I can only say that I was brainwashed. I was part of a cult.

I’m free now and I can’t believe I was part of this for so long. I was giving in to big larrie blogs who shut down every doubting word with sarcastic hateful posts.

One last word for these blogs.

You are bullies.

Manipulative bullies.

But I also feel sorry for you.

You must feel so weak in your own lives that you have the need to build a cult on the internet and bully everyone who doesn’t follow it.

Get well soon.

Regards,

a recovering Larrie

oncemorewithwalkers  asked:

For your ask thing: King Ezekiel, Jerry, and Richard.

i’ll do this for zeke because we know even less about jerry (who i love!) and richard (who was interesting!) and i don’t think i could do their characters justice with this

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! |love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: has a big heart and genuinely wants the best for everyone under his protection and cares so much about them. also has a super great smile.
worst quality: idk 
ship them with: morgan
brotp them with: shiva and jerry
needs to stay away from: his comic death because eww no 
misc. thoughts: he is such an incredibly interesting character and i love how he was introduced into the show. i hated that we didn’t see more of him during 7a though. i hope we get to see more scenes of him and morgan because these two together are so damn interesting and make me emotional.    

send me a character