because this is someone he cares

Really what I admire about Johnny Depp is that he just does whatever the fuck he wants to do without caring about what people/critics/press are gonna think about him. Some artists are worried about their career and refuse certain project because it’s ‘not done’ by someone of their 'status’. But Johnny is one of those people who’s like 'fuck that I’m gonna star in this film because I know I will have an insane time making it and it would be so interesting to explore that character, never mind what it will do with my bank account or career, even if it is risky I wanna gave fun!’ I really think that that is something should be applauded. That’s just awesome. That’s fucking goals! Way to go bae!

kinland asked:

Hi Emily (: So, I just casually noticed that in that alternate Norman Chapel ending (with Murder Husbands mirroring each other) Will displays his left hand over his right and there ain't no ring on it anymore. He definitely had it on last in WotL. Nbd, I'm totally not fangirling over this teeny tiny detail.

Ooh ok, right let’s have a look

Yup, no ring *gives pause for momentary hysterical episode*

For me (and I’ll be careful what I say here because I have attracted torrents of Mollygram related hate in the past) this serves to signify the death of Will’s old life (I have done a meta on this in the past. If you want to check it out, you can find it here). 

Basically, Will is no longer married to Molly in his mind. His thoughts are no longer bound by the moral turmoil regarding his life with Molly and with the FBI. He has submitted to the instincts he lived to suppress, cultivated them and become someone other than the man he was. By association he has submitted to his feelings for Hannibal and has embraced his love for him completely. This scene both confirms their survival and their confrontation in relation to their feelings for each other. Will is not and (I would argue) never has been betrothed to anyone other than Hannibal in his mind. If you look carefully in the other memory palace scenes, particularly in tWotL, you can’t make out a wedding ring. Sure this could all just be down to the wardrobe department fucking up and forgetting to give Hugh the wedding band but tbh, seemingly nothing in this show is accidental. 

asparklethatisblue asked:

Dwalin/Nori?

Gives nose/forehead kisses- Dwalin. Nori is more for the kiss on the cheek while running out the door.

 Gets jealous the most-Nori. Dwalin is, after all, the finest thing he ever stole, and if he gets an inkling that someone else is trying to steal what he’s got he gets prickly. Dwalin has his moments, particularly when others flirt with Nori, but he’s more sensible about it. 

 Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive- Dwalin picks up Nori as much as Nori picks up Dwalin. They try not to put each other in that situation because if they’re drinking alone it’s been a Bad Day. 

 Takes care of on sick days- Nori takes care of Dwalin. Full Metal Dori-style fussing and mothering, telling him not to work so hard, drink your tea, blow your nose. It baffles Dwalin every time. 

 Drags the other person out into the water on beach day- Nori drags Dwalin because unlike other sensible dwarves Nori adores the water. Dwalin is trying to learn to love it, for Nori’s sake. 

 Gives unprompted massages- Dwalin tends to massage Nori’s neck and shoulders when he’s been up working half the night. Nori will give Dwalin massages after a long day of training. 

 Drives/rides shotgun- Nori drives while telling Dwalin to get back in the damn seat you can’t hit them from here stop being rude if I pulled this heist just to get pulled over for rowdy driving Dwalin I swear to Mahal- 

Brings the other lunch at work- Nori loves to bring Dwalin lunch at work, dressed in the tightest clothes he owns. 

 Has the better parental relationship- If we consider Dori the parent in this situation, then Nori wins; Balin claims he is nothing like a father and if he was he’d have beaten his brother more as a child.

 Tries to start role-playing in bed- Dwalin once brought handcuffs to bed. Nori instructed him on how to properly use them. 

 Embarrassingly drunk dancer- Nori. The problem is after the seventh tequila the clothes start coming off. 

 Still cries watching Titanic- Dwalin. Like a baby. Nori has moved beyond the eyerolling stage into misty-eyed acceptance.

 Firmly believes in couples costumes- Dwalin makes sure he picks good ones every year because if he doesn’t then Nori will complain. 

 Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas- Nori breaks this rule often, and it’s not just because he loves Dwalin and wants to make him feel loved but because he is insecure. Dwalin understands this and does his best to praise Nori and assure him that the expense of the gift doesn’t somehow make it more worthy, but he’ll love it because Nori chose it for him.

 Makes the other eat breakfast- Nori makes Dwalin breakfast because guards need to eat a lot and as long as he’s lying about being able to cook to Dori’s face he might as well enjoy that lie naked frying eggs. 

Remembers anniversaries- Nori forgets nothing. Nothing. He remembers- and gives Dwalin gifts on- the anniversary of the first time that Dwalin chased him through the Irontown market. 

 Brings up having kids- Dwalin keeps starting the conversation, and Nori keeps accidentally bringing them home- orphans, ‘oh can you babysit them for a while’s, etc. 

 (sorry thorin-dwalin-nori-otp, sparkle hit it first!)

(also all of these pronouns are totally interchangeable I just went with male dwalin and nori because they’re who I wrote the most.) 

anonymous asked:

I suffered so bad with the new cw trailer. Tony looks so hurt and sad. And the worst part is that Bruce isn't there for him. Gosh, Steve I hate you ¬¬

((I feel you. But I don’t hate Steve. He’s just taking care of his best bro. This is tricky, because there’s so much we don’t really know about what’s going on in the movie. All I know is that Tony has my heart, that trailer really hurt me, Bucky needs help, and Rhodey better be okay or someone’s gonna hafta answer to me. Also, although I really miss Bruce in this, it’s really a good thing he’s not in the movie. Could you imagine that poor baby getting caught up in all this? He would either talk sense into everyone and there would be no movie, or he’d get caught in the middle of this and it would be really bad for him. Ugh, this movie is going to be the death of me!!!))

I love Olicity I do…..but Oliver is messed up for what he’s doing to Felicity even if he did not want to tell Felicity when he got back to star city that night he had multiple chances to do so. And tonight when Malcolm mentioned William he should have known if he was going to betray Malcolm there would be repercussions but Oliver stay acting but not thinking. I know he made a promise to his baby mama but you do not keep that secret from someone you are about to marry because it is not just your life anymore you have to think of how your decision will affect her….Oliver needed to be a man and set a standard with his baby mama and Felicity together because things like that don’t stay secret. And to think Darkh only went after Felicity and left her in a wheelchair because Oliver cares for her and now he’s lied to her and asked her to marry him knowing he has a secret son and baby mama and just sort of divorce his league wife…I hope they didn’t put Felicity through all this for nothing. I hope they are setting her up for a bombass story arc. This better lead to a earth shattering reunion. This better take Oliver out of his boyish mentality.

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Nifty Archive: the-libidinous-avengers

i’m going to be perfectly honest: if you like bad porn, you want to read this

with an ever-growing parade of implausibly massive dicks and inexplicably male versions of every female character, it constantly teeters on the brink of incomprehensibility, but where it truly shines is the grammar. it reads like someone put an ancient sumerian tablet into babelfish. like it was written by someone who had heard of punctuation, but never quite encountered it in the flesh. my immortal had its typos, sure, but they were the typos of a woman who just didn’t care. NPhiIIyDogg cares. NPhiIIyDogg has reconstructed the english language in his post-apocalyptic cave at the end of time and sent it back to us over the temporal transmitter, because he cares. he cares so much.

from the ellipsis following quite literally every sentence (generally followed by either a question mark or a period) to the more mundane misplaced apostrophes and run-ons; from truly inexplicable capitalization to baffling abuse of the square bracket; from his inability to stick to a tense, to the absolute and unmitigated tragedy that is NPhiIIyDogg attempting middle english syntax. this is not merely the mark of a bad writer. this is the work of a prophet.

anonymous asked:

☢ Personality Flaw(s)

How much time do you have?

Fortunately or unfortunately, Hakkyuu knows about a lot of his flaws and some of them he absolutely uses to his advantage as and when it suits him.

He speaks bluntly and sharply with very little regard for what emotional impacts his words will have on others. He can be unabashedly obnoxious to greater or lesser extents depending on mood, who he’s dealing with, and what he wants to gain from any particular encounter; irritating someone can totally be a goal.

He’s a hypocrite and plain doesn’t care that he is because when in doubt he’ll adopt a “do as I say, not as I do” attitude.

He’s got a very laissez faire attitude toward a lot of things which makes his attitude seem to range from not taking things very seriously at all, to complete apathy and he won’t bother to clarify whether that’s what he actually thinks or if it’s just a front.

He comes and goes as he pleases, don’t give reasons or excuses.

He’s bad with figures of authority, lets people talk a lot about themselves without giving much of himself away, makes his goals unclear, and has bouts of battle lust. He’s impulsive, sporadic, impatient, and a risk-seeker at inconvienent times and the complete opposite when it suits him.

Hakkyuu can, in a short, be a royal pain in the ass when he wants to be, but make no mistake he is always 100% aware of what he’s doing and what effect he wants his personality flaws to have.

But when it comes right down to it, his worst flaw is perhaps that he really doesn’t give a shit what most people think of him, especially if they’re judging him on his face-value flaws.

His “actual” flaws? That’s a bit more personal and someone would have to work through the fronts to find those.

i used to think bellamy was really attracted to clarke but this episode made me realize he’s is so in love with her and he doesn’t even know it, it’s crazy. he just knows that he cares about her and of course he cares about all of his friends but this is like a whole different level. we haven’t seen him so scared about losing someone in the past, he could only act like this for octavia. but he has never seen clarke as a sister or something like that. this is different. and there’s a breaking point on this episode: i can’t lose clarke.  everyone goes like ??? because he doesn’t show this kind of desperate emotions very often. he can’t believe he just said that, he can’t believe that just came out of his mouth. so he goes like we can’t lose her and looks at monty like “please don’t ask me about that because i don’t even know where the hell that came from i just need to find her and make sure she’s okay”. that moment meant so much to me, bellamy’s exposing these feelings for clarke for the first time. he cares. he cares more than what he can even understand. 

i honestly don’t know how people refuse to see how fascinated kylo ren is by rey? he spends his time during their encounter in the woods and the interrogation scene standing incredibly close to her, studying her as if he can’t quite figure her out and when he enters her mind he doesn’t immediately look for the map, he sifts through her thoughts instead, learning more about her until she pushes him out after doing the exact same thing to him. 

idk i just…it’s very easy to see that he’s almost infatuated with her from the moment her presence becomes apparent. 

ugh i’m so into finn as a paragon of the light

someone in whom the light side was so strong, for whom it shored up his will so much that even his entire life spent in the heart of darkness couldn’t touch him

first order propaganda and dogma are all he’s ever known and yet his light was so indelible so intrinsic to him that it never managed to take

nothing they did could force the empathy, the kindness, the goodness out of him

even as he excelled at training and simulations it was never because he believed or even cared about their goals or their politics or their precepts but because he found his own motivations in his desire to protect his squad and his longing to belong

so of course the instant he goes out into the galaxy he can feel the fear and horror they inspire like it’s a physical thing, he recoils and it makes him ill 

of course it takes him almost no time afterward to realize that he will never never belong among them 

of course when he cares so much and can feel it so deeply and no one else does is when he realizes that they were never wrong when they treated him as an outsider because he is one to them he is different

and don’t even get me started on rey with her loneliness and her fear of the same and the rage inspired in her by the thought of being alone again, having her people taken from her again, and how there’s no way her desperately, viciously wanting to kill kylo at the end of tfa, for han and for finn, will be her only brush with the dark side and how finn will inevitably be there to take her hand and bring her back to the light

DON’T GET ME STARTED

4

“Perhaps, she walks with Roan without putting up a fight after that, but that’s because all that she cares about, all that she wants, is for Bellamy to have felt everything. In silence she hopes that he knows how much of a brave idiot she thinks he is. Seriously, who disguises themselves as the enemy to go find someone who’s locked up by a bounty hunter? The only answer is Bellamy.”

For Josie ♥ thanks for fixing my heart

Hetalia Characters When They're Sick
  • Italy:Extra weepy, even more begging people (read: Germany) to help him with things, basically just lies in bed. Tends to get people (read: Germany) sick because he forgets he should stop being so touchy.
  • Germany:One of those people who thinks if he denies being sick it will just go away. This works alright for a cold but if he's really sick he needs someone to convince him to actually rest up.
  • Japan:Just stays home and takes care of himself, not going to bother anyone but also not going to go to work. He takes long, hot baths, because baths are always the answer.
  • America:Complains loudly, also his sneeze is really really loud too. He goes by the general rule that fevers or throwing up mean stay home, anything short of that means get up and go to work anyway.
  • England:Whiny, drinks his weight in tea. Kind of like Japan though, will just stay home until it's over. Also gets really pissy at people who ask where he's been, for some reason.
  • France:Dramatic about it. The world is ending because France is sick. He'll also actually just pamper himself even more because he deserves it.
  • China:Has some herbal medicine to cure whatever it is, always. Whether it always works is another story. Is kind of a sickness denier, like Germany.
  • Russia:Tries really hard to carry on like normal, to show he's strong. If it's bad enough that he can't though, he'll just go to bed and stay there however long it takes to sleep it off.
  • Canada:Has the tiniest sneeze, so small. Only calls in sick when he really can't bring himself to go, and even then he'll be so very apologetic about it.
gone girl starters

below are random starters taken from/inspired by the novel Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn.

  • ❝Should I remove my soul before I come inside?❞
  • ❝Please don’t eat anything in that area.❞
  • ❝He is the kind of guy who carries himself like he gets laid a lot, a guy who likes women, a guy who would actually fuck me properly.❞
  • ❝I would like to be fucked properly.❞
  • ❝I sound quite slutty, don’t I?❞
  • ❝You look all twitchy.❞
  • ❝There’s no romantic present for wood.❞
  • ❝Go home, fuck her brains out, then smack her with your penis and scream, ‘There’s some wood for you, bitch.‘❞
  • ❝Seems lonely.❞
  • ❝The cat was sweet, but extremely stupid.❞
  • ❝Well you certainly take your time about it, don’t you?❞
  • ❝So how likely is it I’ll meet someone I love, much less someone I love enough to marry?❞
  • ❝'He’s doing what you tell him to do because he doesn’t care enough to argue,’ I think. 'Your petty demands simply make him feel superior, or resentful, and someday he will fuck his pretty, young coworker who asks nothing of him, and you will actually be shocked.'❞
  • ❝Let me guess: baby of the family.❞
  • ❝I am fat with love!❞
  • ❝Neither of us gets stage fright.❞
  • ❝This is how I always pictured it. This is exactly how I pictured it.❞
  • ❝I sometimes bring my coffee and the paper and just sit.❞
  • ❝You’re a planner, aren’t you? You don’t seem like the type to wing anything.❞
  • ❝We call them the 'dancing monkeys’.❞
  • ❝I am content with letting him be himself.❞
  • ❝I wanted to play it cool, but then I started crying.❞
  • ❝Please don’t lay a guilt trip on me on top of it.❞
  • ❝Not according to the prenup.❞
  • ❝I can’t even figure out if I should be angry.❞
  • ❝My dad isn’t someone I like to talk about that much.❞
  • ❝I feel like something is going wrong, very wrong, and that it will get even worse.❞
  • ❝I don’t feel like a person at all : I am something to be loaded and unloaded, like a sofa or a cuckoo clock.❞
  • ❝I don’t feel real anymore.❞
  • ❝I still say it’s the river.❞
  • ❝Picture me: I’m crazy about you.❞
  • ❝Wow your parents must really hate me.❞
  • I ❝Hope you like canned soup.❞
  • ❝If there was ever a time for assisted sleep…❞
  • ❝Just got to keep on keeping on.❞
  • ❝I’m making the best of a really bad situation.❞
  • ❝He/She seemed to have lost all interest in both me and said ailing parents.❞
  • ❝Baby, why the fuck haven’t you called me?❞
  • ❝I need to feel your hands on me, that’s all I’ve been thinking about.❞
  • ❝Come up with me. I want to be with you.❞
  • ❝You fucking idiot.❞
  • ❝Sometimes, I look at myself and I think : No wonder why people around you find you ridiculous, frivolous, and spoiled.❞
  • ❝No it’s not that, truly. I’ve never given blood. My doctor gets angry at me because I can’t even handle a yearly blood test for, like, cholesterol.❞
  • ❝How old are they?❞
  • ❝You’re a cheater!❞
  • ❝It would be funnier if our sex life were as carefree as the rhyme would suggest. But last week we did… fuck? Something more romantic than have sex but less cheesy than make love.❞
  • ❝I can’t help but wonder, what’s the catch?❞
  • ❝You were in a screaming argument about a cat box.❞
  • ❝He uses me for sex when he needs to.❞
  • ❝Quiz: Your husband, with whom you shared a wonderful sex life, has turned distant and cold – he only wants sex his way, on his time. What do you do?❞
  • ❝I’ve been indulging in toddler therapy.❞
  • ❝Well, now might be the right time. To start a family. Try to get pregnant.❞
  • ❝I m cracking under the pressure. I will snap.❞
  • ❝I didn’t realize until I was almost there that it was Valentine’s Day. It was Valentine’s day and I was going to buy a gun and then cook my spouse dinner.❞
  • ❝I just would feel safer with a gun.❞
  • ❝I don’t know what would be good luck : plus sign or minus sign.❞
  • ❝This man might kill me.❞
  • ❝Picture me : I’m a girl who is very bad. I need to be punished, and by punished, I mean HAD.❞
  • ❝I’ve told you, I’ve told you so many times!❞
  • ❝To start: I should never have been born.❞
  • ❝Is she still alive?❞
  • ❝I was the girl/boy who battled oblivion and won.❞
  • ❝I ruined my mother’s womb in the process.❞
  • ❝I’ve always been better than the rest of them. I was the one who made it.❞
  • ❝They get to be perfect without even trying, without even facing one moment of existence, while I am here on earth, and everyday I must try, and every day is a chance to be less than perfect.❞
  • ❝That’s because you loved a person who didn’t really exist.❞
  • ❝Being the Cool Girl means you are a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes, and anal sex.❞
  • ❝Men actually think that girl exists.❞
  • ❝The Cool Girls are even more pathetic. They’re not pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be.❞
  • ❝It’s tempting to be the girl every guy wants.❞
  • ❝They never taught me how to be happy.❞
  • ❝I would always try to figure out why this is fun.❞
  • ❝If you let a man cancel plans or decline to do things for you, you lose.❞
  • ❝What a cunt.❞
DAY6 on “We got married”

Jae: “Hello my name is Jae I just want to apologize beforehand”

Sungjin: is so focused in trying to take care of the wife that he ends up acting like a dad. actually the best option and everyone adores him.

Juhyeok: constantly whispers “why am I doing this” and “please don’t”

Young-K: has no shame, the wife is constantly blushing and can’t even look at him in the face because he’s too extra. same girl, same.

Wonpil: “that skinship is not in the script someone stop him”

Dowoon: seriously who thought this could be a good idea look at him he got anxiety

                                                           G I N N Y  W E A S L E Y

“Ginny, listen…I can’t be involved with you anymore. We’ve got to stop seeing each other. We can’t be together.“
"It’s for some stupid noble reason isn’t it?”
“It’s been like…like something out of someone else’s life these last few weeks with you. But I can’t…we can’t…I’ve got to do things alone now. Voldemort uses people his enemies are close to. He’s already used you as bait once, and that was just because you were my best friend’s sister. Think how much danger you’ll be in if we keep this up. He’ll know, he’ll find out. He’ll try and get me through you.”
“What if I don’t care?”
“I care. How do you think I’d feel if this was your funeral…and it was my fault…”

Don't even get me started on Gina...

As a Bellarker, I full heartedly believe that Bellamy and Clarke should be together and are endgame. HOWEVER, I absolutely loved Gina. I loved that Bellamy had someone who cared about him, listened to him, and someone he can let down his walls around and be carefree with. Gina was good for Bellamy. Bellamy deserves to have a healthy, happy relationship and Gina supplied that. I was excited to see where their relationship went because I knew it wasn’t going to hinder Bellarke.


What makes me angry is how JRoth treated this character. We literally saw her twice and she is already dead. In 303, we start to see who Gina was, how she interacted with Bellamy, and her beautiful friendship with Raven (which is a whole other discussion.) And as soon as we see this characterization, she is brutally murdered. She died trying to save Farm Station and whoever else was in Mt. Weather. And you know what her purpose was? To be a plot device. She was just moving the plot along to set up the anti-grounder sentiment. To fuel Pikes agenda. To give Bellamy a reason to further distrust these people, choose the wrong side, and end up hurting people. Gina deserved a better story. Bellamy deserved a better relationship. Gina shouldn’t have served as a martyr for Bellamys cause. She should have served as a person who Bellamy cared about and someone who has a life away from her role as Bellamys girlfriend. #JusticeForGina

I love the fact that the image that Meredith gave Scott when he was in her mind was the same scene of Lydia screaming before Parrish covered her and deflected the scream. Lydia was literally going to die in that scene and no one would have been able to do anything about it if Parrish wasn’t there. 

It really means so much to me the lengths Parrish was able to go in this episode. He doesn’t even know how to control his powers, he knows nothing about his hellhound side, but he was willing to let Scott and Liam set him on fire and trigger his hellhound side because it meant helping the pack and getting Lydia back safely. Parrish is literally so selfless, so caring, so down to earth, so brave, and no one will remember it. Because the fandom doesn’t care about him, because the fandom only sees him as someone who gets in the way of a ship, or only associates him with Lydia.

But I won’t forget it and I won’t stop talking about it. Jordan Parrish is an amazing, amazing character and so under-appreciated by this fandom when really, he deserves so much more. 

anonymous asked:

I have literally never seen so many vulnerable looks from Lydia ever, EVER. That last look at Stiles, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE. Also I'm sure this will get lost in the celebration but Valack was legit like "u prob won't survive but can save some of ur friends" and Lydia was like "fuck it, we'll do it live". The development is R E A L.

omg, fuck it, we’ll do it live should be the tag line of that entire plan stiles cooked up.

the development was so real because you see glimpses of it, little by little. first at the dance when he compliments her, then when she realizes he bought all those presents for her, most notably when he gives her the pep talk on his bed, but like you say nothing like what we saw tonight!

now she finally lets herself go there and fully accept the vulnerability of letting someone in because she finally sees how far he’d go for her and how how much he cares and probably that hes worth that risk !!!

beautifully written and developed.