because this is obviously not mine

Jimin asks you to be his fake girlfriend pt.2

[pt.1] [pt.2]

Originally posted by chimcheroo

After he had picked me up from my home, we drove to our favourite cafe and took our favourite spot near the back of the building. He told me I looked pretty today, something he would always tell me, but today it felt different. As if he poured his heart and soul into telling me those four words. I excused myself to use the restroom shortly after arriving and as I returned I noticed from afar, the way he smiled staring at his phone. Did I want to go through with this plan of his, just to hear the words he said he was going to tell me today? They say curiosity kills the cat, and here I am standing here waiting to pretend to be my best friend’s fake girlfriend. I didn’t mind so much, on the pure fact that Jimin’s ex wasn’t the nicest - but still he fell for her over and over again and gave her one too many chances, only to have her break his heart all over again. But this time, at least he’s taking the initiative and taking control of the situation this time and not letting her back in to ruin his life. 

But what was it, what was so intriguing about the way he dodged my question to get me to agree and act as if I wanted to kiss him willingly? Don’t get me wrong, Jimin has always been an amazing guy; he’s my best friend and there had been multiple occasions where I’ve wanted to grab his cheeks and kiss him, and when we were younger we had kissed before, but as time passed and the whole ordeal with his ex girlfriend, those feelings seem to have faded. Every time I told him that she was no good, he would cry and tell me that she made a mistake again, and that he feels bad because she’s crying over him. So he would take her back. What made him change his mind this time? Not that it’s not a good thing of course, but there must be a strong desire from him to make him not care about that crying bitch. 

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I don’t know all the reasons why I like dark things, and I don’t think I need to know them all, but… I was just looking at the blog of that person who said I “dehumanize and fetishize” gay men, and I saw that he was quite young (15) and his blog was all full of pastel colors and references to his mental illness and something dawned on me that I hadn’t thought about in a Tumblr context at all.

Part of my PTSD is about experiences I had in hospitals, and because of that one of my triggers is… not pastels, all by themselves, but like… have you ever stayed in a hospital as a kid? And everything is covered in soothing soft colors and all the nurses wear scrubs with like… cute animal drawings on them and everyone talks in a sing-song voice and reassures you things won’t hurt when they OBVIOUSLY will and you’d rather they tell the truth, accept that you have good reasons to be scared, and get it the hell overwith?

Yeah, I think I just figured out why those kids’ blogs give me a weird tingly feeling of creeping dread.

And I think I figured out, also, where my intense leeriness of “safe spaces” and trigger warnings comes from too–even though as a person with PTSD I’m supposed to want them.

It’s because in my experience, people who were trying to make me feel safe were LYING. They were lying because it was in their interest–in mine, too, but in theirs–for me to feel calm and soothed. For me not to feel despair, or anger, or blind screaming rage.

…Is it any wonder I like the stories where the people with the knives and the cruel smiles and the mind games are blatant about it? Or that I might want a few knives of my own, even though I have no desire to hurt anyone who isn’t going to get off on it?

I don’t want those kids to not need safety.

I want them to stop pretending safety looks the same for everyone.

Masterlist by Names

Obviously it’s impossible for me to always update the masterlist because I keep getting request but I keep getting asked about specific stories from specific people so, here you guys go<3 

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  • Namjoon

         Punishment

        50 Shades of Namjoon

        Concerts(AMBW//public play)

        Sex Ed

        Geeky Monster

        Fighting with daddy(AMBW)

        Collaboration

        Take care of you

        Power(AMBW)

       Don’t hold out on me(AMBW)

Aggression(Namjoon Smut)

Busted(Namjoon Smut)

Little Helper(Namjoon Smut)

Patient Namjoon(Namjoon Version AMBW Smut)

Only Mine(Namjoon Smut)

Studio Quickie(Namjoon Smut)

I want you (Kim Namjoon AMBW Smut)

Faded(Namjoon AMBW Smut)

  • Namjoon and V Threesome 

        Dance with me(AMBW)

  • Namjoon and Jimin Threesome

          Movies(AMBW)

  • Namjoon x Zico x Taewoon x Suga

          Careful with words

  • Namjoon x Jhope x Yoongi Foursome

          Gym

  • Namjoon x Suga Thressome

         Late Night

         Behind the black door

First Place(Namjoon x OOC x Yoongi Threesome)

  • Namjoon x Jin Threesome

          Shiver

  • Namjoon x Jungkook Threesome

         On Hold(AMBW)

  • Namjin

         Trouble

  • Namseok Threesome

Meddling Maid(Namseok Threesome Smut) - poly relationship

  • Namjoon x Chanyeol Threesome

Inspiration(Namjoon x Chanyeol x Girl)

  • Jimin

      Night Shift

      Detention 

      My Teacher is a naughty Teacher

      Bad girls get punished

      Nobody but you

      Squirt

     Tutor Session

Push Over(Jimin Smut)

Helping Hand(Jimin Smut)

Once in a lifetime(Jimin AMBW smut)

Office Wars(Jimin Smut)

Reassurance(Jimin Smut)

Tell Me(Jimin Angst)

My girl(Jimin’s POV Smut)

  • Jimin X V Threesome 

Sharing and caring(V X JIMIN X READER AMBW SMUT)

  • Jimin X Jungkook threesome

Wrecked(Jikook x Girl Smut)

  • Yoongi

        Officer Yoongi

        Kitten Yoongi(smut no fluff)

        Study Session

        Bad Boy

        Makeup Sex

        Second Round

        Sweet Dboy

       Inner Freak(Yoongi Smut)

      Just for one night(Yoongi Smut)

      Degrade(Yoongi Smut)

My Type(Yoongi Smut Fluff)

Show Time (Yoongi AMBW Smut)

  • Yoongi and Jimin Thressome

          Caught(AMBW)

  • Yoongi and Chen Threesome

Show(Yoongi Smut feat Jongdae)

  • Yoongi x Taehyung Threesome

          Fire

Taster(Yoongi x Taehyung x Girl Smut)

  • Taehyung

          Punishment

         Rough Sex

        Can’t wait(AMBW)

       Don’t play with your food

       Please(V Smut)

       Hard Work(Taehyung Smut)

Obey(Kim Taehyung Smut)

Black Panties(Kim Taehyung Smut)

  • Taehyung x Jungkook Threesome

Sexual Appeal (Taekook x girl Threesome Smut) -poly relationship

  • Seokjin

         Spanking

         Make me want it

Strain(Hybrid Jin Smut)

Hearts of the Court (Kim Seokjin AMBW Smut)

Pretend(Kim Seokjin Angst)

  • Hoseok

       Changing Rooms

        Alpha Sequel

       Foreign Affairs(AMBW)

       Earn It

     Its too evil

Teach Me Doctor(Jung Hoseok AMBW Smut Version)

Rebel(Jung Hoseok Ambw Smut)

Oral Show(Hoseok Smut)

Tension(Jhope AMBW Smut)

Early Honeymoon(Jhope AMBW Smut)

Street Racer(Jhope Smut)

  • Jungkook

         First Time(fluff smut)

         Jealous Maknae(AMBW)

Moans(Jungkook AMBW Smut)

Secrets(Jungkook AMBW Smut)

Sinful Delights(Christian x OOC x Jungkook AMBW)

  • Hoseok and Jungkook Threesome

           Ride Me

  • Jimin x Jhope Threesome 

Exhale(Jimin x Jhope x Reader Smut)

  • Bts

         House of Cards

  • Shin Hoseok

The Book(Wonho Smut)

  • Jay Park

       All Mine

      A+

Feature(Jay Park AMBW)

Meeting(Jay Park fluff)

Retaliate(AMBW Jay Park)

No Touching (Jay Park AMBW Smut)

Comforter(Jay Park Fluff)

  • Simon D;

         One Dance

        Reprieve

       What’s My Name

  • Gray

        Mercy

Wedding Night(Gray Aomg Smut)

Itty-Bitty-Tiddy-Committee(Gray Smut)

  • Loco(Hyukwoo)

Vixen(Loco AMBW smut)

Mommy(Loco Smut)

Touch Me(Loco Smut)

  • Cha Cha Malone

Welcome Home(Cha Cha Smut)

  • Aomg

        Little Black Dress

        Three vs One(AMBW)

  • Ravi

        FWB

        First Time(AMBW)

All Better(Ravi Smut)

  • Hongbin

         Chained Up(AMBW)

  • Leo

        Slave

Stuffed(Taekwoon AMBW Smut)

  • Daesung 

         No Sex Banned

  • Jiyong

       One-night stand

  • Yongguk

         Jealous Boyfriend

  • Any person

          Bias Drabble

  •     Texts

         Hongbin

  • Snaps

         Leo

  • Key

       Incubus(AMBW)

  • Jonghyun

       Touch(AMBW)

  • Taemin

Try Me(Taemin Smut)

  • Minho

Intentions(Minho Smut)

Game Time(Minho Smut/fluff)

  • Jb

       Come and see me(AMBW)

Need(Jb Oral Smut)

  • Jb x Jimin Threesome

       Unlikely Affair(AMBW)

       Jinin’s Wish

  • Jb x Jungkook Threesome

Two in One(Ambw: Jb x Girl x Jungkook)

  • Jb x Youngjae Threesome

Relax(Youngjae x Jb x Reader Smut)

  • Jb x Wonho Threesome 

Exposure(Wonho x Girl x Jaebum)

  • Jackson x Mark Threesome

        Helping Hands(AMBW)

  • Jackson

Mine(Jackson Smut)

In Trouble (Jackson Smut)

  • Got7 reactions:

Got7 reaction

  • Kyung

         Apron 

  • Taeil

       Naughty Princess

  • Shownu

       Your favorite fan(AMBW)

  • Bobby x B.I Threesome

        Stress Relief 

  • Top

       Talk Back

  • Monster Woo

         Baby girl(AMBW)

  • Christian Yu

         Friendly Competiton(AMBW)

P.O.V(Christian Yu AMBW Smut)

Insecurities(Christian Yu AMBW Smut)

Sinful Delights(Christian x OOC x Jungkook AMBW)

  • Xiumin

        Elevator Quickie

  • Baekhyun

        A little break(AMBW)

  • Yixing

Premiere(Yixing Smut)

  • Jeonghan

        Wet Baby Boy

  • Mingyu

Wake Up(AMBW Mingyu Smut/fluff)

  • Seo in Guk

Birthday Girl(Seo In Guk Smut)

  • Dean

Quickie(Dean Smut)

The Ring(Dean AMBW Smut)

  • Crush

Gentleman(Crush AMBW Smut)

  • Kim Jisoo

Hookups(Kim Jisoo AMBW Smut

  • Christian Yu and Loco Threesome

Movie Scene(Christian Yu x Reader x Loco AMBW Threesome Smut)

  • Sik K

Behave(Sik K AMBW Smut)

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all of you, keep your eyes forward. i’ll guard your backs. ins.

I bet Sangwoo actually really wants Bum to model that bra for him (◔◡◔✿)

(p.s pretend Sangwoo isnt crazy here obvi i don’t support them being together (✿´ ꒳ ` )) 

I had a mighty need to color this panel.

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After School Special, 4.13

Do you see this right here? Dean making sure Sam has his books and then saying he doesn’t need books, himself, because he won’t be around long enough anyway. That pattern-the one where Dean believes Sam’s life is worth more than his own–that’s being established right here. Dean obviously knows that books are necessary to be successful at school because he makes sure Sam has his. He can see that Sam is successful at school when Sam’s jumping around too, so Dean knows the jumping around thing isn’t what’s going to stop him from doing well. But Dean’s already learned from John that he’s a good soldier and nothing more. He’s already given up any hope for anything different for himself. Following what John’s been telling him his whole life–look out for Sammy. Never: look out for yourself. 

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Colin and I work great together and we’re great friends and I’m close to his whole family. I just had to be honest with myself that it was the right thing for me. And so, as friends, obviously it was bittersweet because we miss working together and at the same time Colin was lovely and supportive as a friend knowing it was the right thing for my life. - Jennifer Morrison and Colin O’Donoghue at OUATSF on August 19, 2017. x x 

Reasons to be happy today:

  • Bruce’s office at Wayne Enterprises is probably full of framed pictures of his kids, but every time somebody tries to use them as a conversation starter, it backfires wildly. Bruce has too many children, and he is Exhausted™
  • “Are these your sons? They’re very handsome” “Their sister just sent me video of them getting into a fistfight and breaking two of my windows, but thank you, yeah, they’re good-looking kids”
  • “No that one doesn’t smile for pictures. This is a candid from after his brother fell down the stairs. He’s laughing”
  • “Yes, that’s Jason [grits teeth] [sets aside newspaper titled ‘Red Hood Levels Mayoral Office’] We miss him every day”
  • Anytime Tim needs an excuse to run off and superhero, he invents a “family emergency” where Damian got injured doing something childish. Damian can’t tell anyone Tim was lying– that would jeopardize their secret identities– so he has to put up with concerned adults asking if he’s okay now?? Has he recovered from that bike crash?? Did he thank Tim for driving him to the emergency room??
  • Obviously, Damian is not a fan of this tactic. Why anyone would believe he fell off a bike is beyond him, because he doesn’t ride bikes, and if he did, he would ride them expertly. It’s not convincing, Drake. Stop laughing. He means it.

stop reblogging reposters, PLEASE

honestly, it sucks so bad when i see reposters on my dash. i’m tired of their crusty asses. and it is so easy to tell who’s a reposter, especially when you are on your desktop. plus, you can easily spot a reposter and who’s not.

  • if it’s a compilation of different gif styles
  • if the sizes of the gif (for example) aren’t the same, because 99% of gifmakers make their gifs the same size
  • if the gifs/edits/art works are watermarked with marks that obviously aren’t the “op's“
  • read the “op's” tags and if it says shit like “bts smut“ and it doesn’t even have anything to do with the oc
  • also if there tag members that aren’t on the gifset because especially big gif makers (or in general content creators) mostly don’t use tags that don’t relate to the conent itself
  • if there is no indication that its theirs, like, a tag “#mygif“, “#mine“ or something like that

then, my dudes, it’s most likely reposted content. also when someone calls a reposter out don’t just ignore it. 

!! and if it says “credits to the owner” or some nasty shit like that it’s NOT crediting, just to clarify this !!

anyways, it’s not like my work gets reposted super often or anything, but just seeing it annoys me so much and i always have the urge to tell the person who reblogged the repost that it is one. so just, be careful what you reblog (i know it sucks but it literally doesn’t take that much time), because content creators put a lot of effort into what they do and reposters, obviously, don’t.

Nice Nadine Ross Character things people should talk about:

  • Is an animal nerd and WILL provide you with the latest facts she has learned about
  • Can’t handle compliments and blushes easily
  • Doesn’t hold back with the sarcasm or the playful remarks
  • Says she isn’t good with her emotions but is actually quite an open book (softly touching Chloe after she got hurt, being playful with Chloe, laughing along with Chloe, trying her best to get along with Sam for Chloe but still making it clear she would rather not have him be there)
  • Displays a range of emotions and attitudes apart from being “aggressive”!! (careful, happy, amazed, worried, betrayed, caring, playful, sneaky and many others…which actually if you really like Nadine you should know about)
  • Wants to get shoreline back because she feels like she failed them, which with a lot of moments leads me to believe she is at least a bit of a perfectionist and is prone to feel responsible for things easily
  • Seems to be kinda dense actually? Maybe that’s just me but Chloe flirting with her..kinda flew over her head at times
  • Tries to act as if she plans every move ahead but is actually quite impatient herself
  • totally a lesbian (people talk about this, but I wanted to say it again because it’s important)
  • Probably trusts people too easily and too soon, which is why rafe could even manage to betray her) (credit to @genderbinaryisforlosers for this one lmao)
  • Is happy to finally see statues of some women
  • eats pizza in the same type of gross way we all do and I love her for that

Anyway add your own

How to Steal: Good Writers Borrow

Originally posted by slytherin-bookworm-guy

Good writers borrow. Great writers steal. -T.S. Eliot *

This is great writing advice, but many people are wary about following it because they misunderstand what the terms “borrowing” and “stealing” mean in this context. 

I’m here to clarify. 

Borrowing is using something of someone else’s. Stealing is making something your own. 

This advice means two things:

1. Don’t be afraid of reusing elements from books you love.

I’ve spoken before about stealing in How to Steal: Know Your Tropes. When you see story elements** in a book you love, don’t think that they’re now off-limits to you forever. Just because you love The Great Gatsby and it’s set in 1920s New York doesn’t mean that you can now never write a story set in 1920s New York. Just because you love I Capture the Castle and it’s written as the protagonist’s journal, doesn’t mean you can never write a novel that takes the form of the protagonist’s journal. Just because Scooby-Doo… you get my point by now, don’t you? 

Take note of what you love in other stories.*** Remember those elements–the plot twists, character arcs, tropes, settings, etc.–and then use them to write a story full of things you love. 

2. Make the things you steal your own.

Borrowing, in this definition, would be writing about a 1920s bootlegger in love with the girl across the way, trying desperately to impress her with his wealth. You’re stealing from F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby… and making it no less F. Scott Fitzgerald’s story. 

This example steals too much from one place. It’s too timid in it’s approach. it’s too afraid to take anything from the story, so it keeps everything the same. Anything that tries to be like Gatsby, but better is destined to fail. (Maybe a little like Gatsby himself. Just throw a bigger party, old sport! That’ll do the trick!) 

The key to stealing is stealing from multiple things at once until it looks like your very own thing. Stealing is writing a novel about a gang of mystery solving teenagers in 1920s New York, told in the form of a journal the group takes turns writing in. (Because we’re going to add a splash of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants here.) 

Stealing is saying: these story elements are mine now and I’m going to use them the way I like, combined with my interests. And you know what? By stealing bits and pieces from all of the things you love, you’re creating something unique and new and wonderful

So go out there. And steal. Never borrow. 

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*This is commonly attributed to him at least. The internet tells me he definitely said something close to it. 

**Obviously, this doesn’t apply to the words themselves. Never steal somebody else’s words. Basically everything else is up for grabs, though. 

***You’re not limited to stealing from books. Steal from movies. From TV shows. From plays. From epic poetry. From that anecdote your neighbor told you last week. 

a-not-so-clever-man  asked:

Someone important to me believes that something I wrote is based off of them and it as been hurting our relationship, how do I get them to know that it's not them?

I don’t know. I don’t think it’s possible to persuade people that you didn’t write about them. There is one long-ago short story of mine in which every former girlfriend of mine saw herself reflected, and each of them made a point of telling me that she had read it (I think they were flattered) and obviously the person in it was her, and I realised that nothing I could ever say about the story would change anybody’s mind. 

That’s because it’s almost impossible to explain to anybody who hasn’t done it that the way we make fiction is a sort of composting process in which things we see and feel and experience and think and imagine are put into our minds and then rot down into a black compost, in which new things grow. Or for that matter that you can steal the way that one person plays with their hair and the way another person sighs and always turns up late and grow a third person who isn’t either of them out of it.

So you can tell them it’s not them in your fiction. But they will still believe what they will. Perhaps instead you should just work on the relationship, and if they are worried about issues of privacy (or whatever) being compromised by what you write, tell them you must have done it without realising, and will do your best to make sure they aren’t in any more stories of yours, even unwittingly. 

I hope this helps. (You will probably find a lot more wisdom than this in the comments or the reblogs.)

Fan Parody Accounts on Twitter

As in… tptb are parodying fans. Probably.

https://twitter.com/LoudestTubSext/with_replies

https://twitter.com/IvyBosom/with_replies

Yes, you’re reading that right. We’ve got two twitter accounts here that are named after two absolute BNFs, ivyblossom and lsit. These accounts were both created this month and their first tweet was identical, so we can be reasonably certain they were created by the same people:

Go and check out these accounts. They’re both very focussed on BBC Sherlock and they keep tweeting the link to a very suspicious video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xePPOO0Y4tg

In the video description it says: “A message to BBC and Hartswood Films.” And the video then talks about what went wrong with BBC Sherlock etc, using only photos with short texts on them.

The really interesting part is this: There are only two videos on this Youtube channel, one of them made before tfp aired and the other one after, and the account is called Dale Pike. And guess what? There isn’t just one corresponding twitter account, there are two.

https://twitter.com/ibelieveinPike This is the first one. It was created in 2015, but there are only a few tweets from back then. It’s only become really active in January 2017, tweeting a lot of #Norbury stuff like you’d expect it to (and like dymm wants us to…).

That person is calling themselves Dale Pike. In canon Sherlock Holmes, however, there’s a journalist called Langdale Pike. And sure enough, there’s a twitter account under that name as well: https://twitter.com/Contact_Dale_P/

It seems likely that both accounts are supposed to belong to the same person. Look at Langdale’s tweet:

Sounds like Langdale has two twitter accounts.

I haven’t had time to look at all of these in detail (it’s 2 am), but I wanted to talk about this because they actually made parodies of fan accounts. How incredible is that??

@ivyblossom (I know you see things a bit differently wrt tfp, but obviously you need to be tagged here, if only to take a look at that parody account. I hope you don’t mind the speculation here!)

@loudest-subtext-in-tv (LoudestTubSext… What a Name.)

Tagging a few other people as well: @porl0ck (who, it should be mentioned, is the most organised when it comes to all of these twitter accounts woww), @worriesconstantly @whimsicalethnographies @jenna221b @smoljohnlock

Sun-kissed Sleepy

Note: Not requested, but this came about because I went to the pool today and then went straight to work and I felt that sleepy feeling you get after spending time in the sun. Its a special and specific kind of sleepy. I don’t know how else to describe it, but it’s nice. It made me want to take a nap with Shawn.

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The cool air of your hotel room hits you as soon as you swing open the door. You had turned the air conditioner on high before you left because you knew it would be hot outside, but a shiver runs down your spine as the blast of cool air hits you without warning. You head straight for your bathroom to take a shower, dropping your wet towel on the bathroom floor before removing your black bikini and getting under the warm stream of water.

When you get out of the shower, you feel exhaustion hit you. You had just spent the last four hours lounging by the pool, and the sun takes a lot out of you. It’s one in the afternoon, a perfect time for a nap. There is something about afternoon naps after mornings spent in the sun. They’re magical, and they have a certain feel to them.

Exiting the bathroom, you hear the television on in the hotel room, and a smile spreads across your face knowing that your boyfriend has returned. He was gone doing press all morning. You offered to go with him, but he insisted you stay back and enjoy the resort. You were in Florida after all.

Shawn is seated at the edge of the bed, watching the hockey game on the tv. When he sees you, he smiles and says “Hey baby,”

“Hey hun, how was work?” You question as you crawl onto the bed behind him, which immediately prompts him to move so he’s lying next to you. 

“Good, nothing special.” You cuddle closer into his side as his arm automatically wraps around you, and he asks, “You tired?” To which you only sleepily nod in response. “Didn’t you just sit at the pool all morning?” He questions, purposely giving you a hard time, but you know he’s joking and doesn’t mean it in a mean way.

“Yeah, but the sun makes me sleeeeepy.” You drag out the last word before hiding your face in his t-shirt. The afternoon sun is shining into the hotel room, and the exhaustion you feel is a good kind of exhaustion. Shawn has a show in a couple of hours, but neither of you have anything planned until then. “Take a nap with me?” You ask Shawn.

“You’re literally the cutest person ever.” He tells you smiling down at you.

Your eyes flutter closed, and you’re too tired to respond to his statement. You feel his lips press lightly against your forehead before he moves slightly to get more comfortable. And in his arms you fall asleep listening to the sound of his steady breathing.

Originally posted by lunaticdisposition