because they remind you of clown cars

Important Reminder

CLOWNS Should not be trusted past 4 P.M. And if you do see one during daylight approach with caution. They should never be allowed within your household because if they deem your house a place to rest in they will infect your home and you will never be rid of them. And If they do leave your house you wouldn’t even know what they stole, anythings on the map because anything can fit in their clown car.

MIMES should be killed on sight. 

Odds are, you won’t hear them coming.You won’t know what weapons they’re carrying. All mime weapons are invisible, not like clowns where they have to blow up their balloons then make the weaponIf they found your home? Do not approach the windows or doors. They usually work alone but even then do not test it. Lock yourself in your home and bury yourself deep in the closet and limit your breathing Mimes have acute hearing and can hear you breathe. Approach and destroy them only when you know they’re off guard.


JESTERS 
are prone to nonlethal japes and jokes BUT if you find one odds are there are more, and killing a Jester will ruin your entire life, if you approach them and proceed in their games of whimsy and riddles please understand that even though they won’t kill you you may be forced to give up things important to you. Yes, they do promise extravagant things but the cost will outweigh it and they will cheat.

Please Remember this as you go about your day, signal boost if you can