because they are both so perfect


Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat at the Cambridge Union. Of interest to many, but perhaps particularly to Adlockers as they get asked a question pertaining to her. To paraphrase: they don’t cuddle on a sofa, they steal horses or rob banks. 😂 Mark interjects: That’s Series 5!

Both of them say their favourite episode is still Scandal (yay!) because it’s so perfect (yes!) and that they’d have to have a very special reason to bring Irene back but wouldn’t rule it out.

I learnt knitting from my grandmother when I was a kid but I never actually put that into use until this winter, when my partner started knitting scarves for herself. Both she and I are computer scientists and we specialize in graphical programming, so it quickly escalated into developing tiny helpers (pattern visualization tools, stitch counters etc.) and applying bitmap painting methods to knitting.

Right now I have a visual design related position at work and this is me, obscured behind my monitors, working clandestinely on the back piece of my upcoming cardigan. This is the inside, purl stitch side by the way - for the interested.

Knitting is the perfect fidgeting for me, because not only my fingers do the same action for about 90,000 times, while I can turn my focus inwardly and ponder for hours on end, but also it produces something tangible that I can use. Incidentally, I usually knit when I have a challenging design work. The repetition of the process helps as an external clock for my mind and I somehow find solutions easier while watching the stitches accumulate on the working needle.

It may just be self-deception and conditioning but I’m not fixing this idiosyncrasy as long as it works. 

Dating Cesaro Would Include...

Originally posted by theb2knetwork

💘 Cesaro is an gentlemen all of the time

💘 Cute coffee dates

💘 Cesaro wrapping his coat around your shoulders whenever your cold

💘 You and Cesaro have date night once a week. To keep things interesting the date varies from coffee dates, sightseeing trips, romantic dates, walks on the beach, fun fair dates etc

💘 Cesaro is the perfect gentlemen

💘 Cesaro takes Anniversary’s very seriously because the day you both made everything official is a important to him.

💘Cesaro loves to see you in his shirts.

💘 Cesaro loves to document your moments between you so you can look back at this on years to come.

💘 Cute selfies.

💘 Cesaro loves to watch you sleep because its when your the most peaceful

💘 Working out together

💘 Lots of Cuddles

💘 Cesaro being very amicable when it comes to disagreements. He hates arguing with you

💘 While Cesaro doesn’t get jealous very often and is more than happy knowing your his. Cesaro has boundaries and if he feels like someone is crossing that boundary then he’s not afraid to let people know about it

💘 Cesaro’s the first to tell you he loves you.

💘 Watching James Bond movies a lot

💘Cesaro often staring at you while interacting with people

💘 Working out together

💘 Travelling together with Sheamus

💘 Cesaro is the most loving boyfriend anyone could ask for

Imagines and Would Includes are Open

anonymous asked:

Alex can't cook, but she can make the best coffee and the first time she makes it for Maggie, Maggie accidentally admits that she's in love with her

I think this is really bad but I can’t decide i’m sorryyyy!

It’s not that Alex Danvers couldn’t cook.

Actually, no, that’s exactly what it was. 

It was gradual, but ever so, that Maggie would end up spending more and more nights at Alex’s apartment. Which meant lots of cereal and take out. It was okay for the first few weeks because they were both always so busy at work. Those nights would consist of cuddling on the couch with cartons of Chinese food from the place up the street. But one could only eat so many noodles out of a tiny cardboard box.

So, on the nights that they would have the time, Maggie would cook.

Growing up, her family was small, but they knew how to cook. There were recipes passed down from generation to generation. Perfected over time. So naturally, when Alex had tasted some of her dishes, she was amazed that a kitchen could actually produce something other than burnt toast and pop tarts.

And coffee.

Because damn Alex made the best coffee.

But at the same time Maggie wondered how coffee can even be that special? She likes her coffee black. “As black as her soul.” as she would say. So Maggie could never understand how Alex could make it so. Damn. Good.

So when Maggie would wake up to the smell of fresh brewed coffee, she always smiled. She would shuffle her way into the kitchen and plant a sleepy kiss on Alex’s lips. A soft “morning babe” and she would wait for the cup to be filled.

Because Alex Danvers can’t cook. But Maggie can.

Maggie doesn’t make the best coffee. But Alex does.

And Maggie knew that for every morning she would get to wake up to this, she would fall in love with her girl just a little more.

adarkroomandawallflower  asked:

Peter having to cope with his child dating Barbara's would go something like this: he'd be pissed for about 0.000001 seconds & then he'd grin deviously before he'd go to Barbara's to rub it in her face because he knows she's going to looooove hearing about the fact that her kid is dating his "Hey, Barbara, just wanted to stop by to say congratulations! Looks like I'm going to be your kid's father in law in the future!" & her eye just twitches "I beg your pardon?"


ALSO HE’D BE LIKE “not even YOUR kids can resist mine, because they’re perfect” and barbara would be so pissed she wouldn’t even realize that it can go both ways because his kid likes hers too. Not having told him that keeps her awake at night for many years

Please, just picture this.

Really little costumes, even before Victor’s junior days. Imagine Victor having them all, even the very first one he got for his first performance on the ice.

Imagine years later, Yuuri comming back to that one closet, where they decided to keep most of their skating stuff after their wedding, and a couple of months after they got a house of their own.

Imagine Yuuri looking for the smallest in the bunch. Finding the perfect one and coming back after a while, to where Victor and their baby boy are sitting while watching some of Victor’s old skating routines. The little boy brightens when he sees what his Dad found. “He wanted to be just like his Papa.” Yuuri says. “So I’ll think this will do.”

And the smile both make while looking at their son trying to put on, one of Victor’s past clothes, not really sure how he’s supposed to make himself fit. Struggling to put it on as fast as possible, because he can’t wait to go out and try skating in them.

Imagine Victor and Yuuri just looking at each other and laughing to themselves. Because they know their son loves skating as much as they do.

fandomlover267  asked:

What would the RFA dress up as for Halloween?

° a|n: i’m going to say what they’d dress up as + what they’d do heh
+++ have a happy spoopy halloweeeen  (*≧∇≦)°


° Yoosung

  • Halloween is is favourite time of the year because he can go dressed out as whatever he wants!!
  • but most importantly
  • HE CAN FINALLY PROVE HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND [no one believes him]
  • he wants to show his ‘manliness[okay qt] so he dresses up as a LOLOL warrior - buuuut he doesn’t buy his costume no
  • apart from him being broke - he wants to make the costume at home
  • asking you for help you both spend weEKS on the costume making sure everything is perfect down to the T
  • all the SMALLEST details are covered, he even asks you to plan his hairstyle for the day
  • ….you guys are co-ordinated as fUCK
  • “Yoosung.. you have’t done any of your college work..”
  • so when the college Halloween party actually arrives he flips the fuck out and he’s ready to show you off to the world \ (•◡•) /
  • stays by your side the WHOLE time telling everyone you’re his girlfriend
  • and we’re totally partners in LOLOL too who’s jealous??
  • “…nO Yoosung we can’t fight the other people no matter how much stronger we are together seriously for the last tIME”
  • “but does he know that we’re actually dating anD OW OKAY DON’T PINCH ME” [tough warrior my ass]
  • after he’s proven to everyone he has a girlfriend he gets bored
  • so you both end stealing sweets from the bar countertop and shoving them in your pockets - you need SOME candy right??
  • escape the hall with a trail of sweets falling out behind you
  • end up changing out of your outfits and going home to change into my comfortable clothes and playing games while munching sweets
  • he freaks out despite saying he’s okay - but you know better
  • so you suggest video games and that was the end to the perfect night

° Zen

  • Beauty and the Beast but the hella sexy version
  • he wanted to showcase his good looks and you got to also be by his side wearing a sexy outfit [goals]
  • originally you were supposed to wear a cute dress as the beauty
  • buuuut seeing Zen wear an unbuttoned shirt made you think twice
  • the second he sees you in a sexy revealing dress his heart drops out his ass
  • and holy fuck why do you have a whip what kinda princess-
  • “what.. you look um I uh”
  • he’s speechless?? [srsly well done he’s never speechless]
  • you’re usually quite conservative but christ you’ve got it going on tonight?? can halloween be every day I can offer you my soul
  • takes muscle in his body to actually leave the house without taking you there and then - just wait for later
  • you know that one couple that just kinda does their own thing in the corner - yeah thats you guys he’s super protective
  • LOTS of couple mirror selfies at the venue and its super cute as you have literally 1000 photos of him kissing your cheek 
  • he totally didn’t to that on purpose to feel ur ass cheeky bastard
  • but mf almost turned into an acTUAL BEAST WHEN SOMEONE APPROACHED YOU 
  • “yeah.. he better be, eyes off her legs” UHH ZEN??
  • he can’t take his eyes off you even when you try get a drink - he’s walked into 4 people and knocked their drinks over
  • wanting to take advantage of his flustered self you make sure he has a clear view of you dancing while he’s talking to his friends
  • splutters on his beer what the hELL ARE YOU DOING??
  • lol ur screwed when u get home literally
  • he gets up grabs your arm making you follow him outside
  • you already know where this is going you wanted this

° Jaehee

  • pooooor bubba - almost had a heart attack when you scared her as she woke up on Halloween
  • refuses to go out to a party and don’t even get me started on trick-or-treating hell no what no waY??
  • BUT she really can’t resist your pouty face and agrees to dress up with you as LONG as no one else sees [ can always take secret pics??]
  • so you both dress up as the main leads in Zen’s movie - and one of them so happens to be a maid
  • she helps you decorate the house a bit so that when people coming knocking on your door later she has enough to give to everyone
  • seriously - she’s stressed out she doesn’t have enough
  • “…we have 27 tubs of sweets.. that’s more than enough Jaehee”
  • she can’t help but glance at herself in the mirror a few times in her cute lil outfit - why didn’t she do this before?
  • even makes Halloween themed pastries to give out to the children at the door and spends hOURS decorating them 
  • so by the end of the night you’re piled around tubs of sweets and pastries - nice work mum
  • she was expecting them to be super annoying and cruel but she can’t help but smile giving out candy to children with you
  • can’t help but frown when she sees a cat though
  • when night falls and everyone’s gone home you have a few leftover sweets 
  • so she makes both of you some pumpkin flavoured drinks [she’s really into halloween now?? wahEY]
  • that night you took a million pictures of Jaehee serving children at your front door and in her costume and sent it to eVERYONE
  • ZEN WAS SO HAPPY [back off boi]
  • but Jaehee was also super happy and but wouldn’t admit it - she was already planning next year’s outfit and treats 
  • (◕‿◕✿)

° Jumin

  • you know him, he’s willing to try what you want to try 
  • so when you explain Halloween to him he’s super confused since he’s never really understood the concept of it before
  • but he willingly accepts to do the ‘traditions’ with you
  • “…But why do they carve pumpkins?”
  • “It’s scary”
  • “No.. it just looks tacky and why do they” LISTEN M8 IDK!!!
  • but he agrees to help out because this was a day he could wear his cat ears and collar that was in his cupboard without being judged
  • YES
  • decorating the house he goes above and beyond - why are you putting up fake spiderwebs, we can just get rea- 
  • explaining ‘trick or treat’ to him would be so funny because he wouldn’t understand why you’d ask other people for sweets??
  • “can’t people just buy and keep their own sweets this is giving me a headache”
  • you DRAG him to a house to do trick or treat and he gets so red and embarrassed he literally runs home - nope not doing this again evER
  • next stage: eating sweets
  • you give him some the single sweet he managed to collect from the house and it’s a ‘sour ball’ HIS! FACE! IS! SO! F U N N Y
  • he’s starting to think Halloween is just torture
  •  why do commoners do this I’m going insane why am I dating MC
  • last part of the day is you watching scary movies together
  • BUT  his mind is blown at the fact you want to torture yourself like this you don’t even like scary movies what is this??
  • he doesn’t even flinch at the horror movies but ends up pulling you to his chest when you jump in fear and reassures you its a film
  • such a tiring day??
  • but it was all worth it when you Jumin and Elly took a ‘family’ selfie with kitten ears [not him, you did or else i’d be blurry af]
  • “.. so does this Halloween occur every year?”
  • bonus: Zen dying at the video of Jumin saying trick or treat in a mono-tonal voice and the person at the door laughing at his costume poor bby


  • the devout catholic wants to dress up as an angel 
  • you bicker about who would be a cuter angel [he would]
  • so he decides to make a costume one last minute and keeps it a surprise from you and reveals it in the evening
  • its a 2D car made out of cardboard with two cutouts so that you both could see and while walking 
  • such fuCKING DORKS - you’re wearing a onesie underneath too jesus
  • tbh I don’t think you’ll ever see Saeyoung happier than he is now?
  • you’re the oldest people who are outside knocking on other people’s door but you’re also the happiest
  • you have b u c k e t s of sweets and you ignore all the weird ass looks everyone else is giving you [kids envy you]
  • at one point some kid tries takes one of Saeyoung’s buckets and he was about to go crazy
  • you had to calm him down before he actually chased the kid but he was pouty for the rest of the night - besides you had about 8 buckets
  • the car outfit was a great idea but it had a few ..problems?
  • .. and that was the first time you ever walked into the mens toilet but you were t r a u m a t i z ed 
  • you’re the last ones out giggling on the streets until you’ve literally covered the whole neighbourhood
  • another struggle of the car was actually getting through the door and you’re both pressed up against each other trying to get though
  • eventually you just break the cardboard car and tip the sweets on to the floor settling down to watch a movie
  • don’t get me wrong you’re both REALLY scared of horror movies so you both end up not sleeping 
  • you just scream at every stupid jumpscare until dawn while eating a l l the sweets you collected until dawn
  • “I’m never.. eating sweets again”
  • what i say: i'm fine
  • what i mean: "history maker" foreshadows both of the yuris paving the way for a new generation of skaters. yuri plisetsky crushed viktor's world record in the short program. we've seen yuuri peak in his eros performance but he consistently flubs something in his yuri on ice performance. yuuri will set the new record in the free skate with a perfect program because him and viktor will finally be on the same page in their relationship to complete the story of his ice skating career. he's going to land that quadruple flip so perfectly that the entire stadium is going to scream or at least i am.
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East Wind played the perfect woman for both John and Sherlock. 

For John: a chance of excitement out of stagnating boring life, attractive, mystery a chance meeting. We now know where E comes from now too. East. 

For Sherlock: Here is the mirror to John so blatant, the cane, suicidal, lonely, blond. They went on a fucking date together solving a case and eating fish and chips. Sarcastic bantering, she complemented the chips yes, but it was what john did, what sherlock wanted. Sherlock got fucking flashbacks because of her, she played the part that good.  God dammit moffat. 

E seduced them both with each other, the last straight front both of these characters had to deal with. 

@boredpsychopath-jc @softlysoftlyjohnlock @magnussnowbane @therealpigfarts23 @monologues91 @one-thousand-leaves @ununpentium @kimbiablue


Have you ever read Max’s text exchange with Chloe in the San Francisco reality (during the Dark Room sequence)? I missed it the first time around and it’s lovely.

It also pisses me off, though, because it’s basically the happy ending we wanted: Max and Chloe are together again; Chloe and David make up; Chloe is going to college; Max wins the Everyday Heroes contest.

It’s the perfect end and and Don’t Nod basically said “FU, players, you can’t have a happy ending!” They insist on making us pay a price. There are so many things wrong with both endings and I won’t rehash them here but seriously did they have to show us a good ending and then snatch it away? 

consider this: Stephanie is a dancer and she has a performance coming up so Sportacus brings her to a tailor/designer (Robbie) to get her a really special outfit and Robbie actually listens to her ideas (”no, that’s stupid. don’t skimp on the sparkles” “what do you take me for? of course I can make it easy to dance in”) and comes up with the perfect costume so Sportacus brings her back the next time she needs a costume (”back again? really? like I didn’t spend enough time on you already”) and somehow they become regulars and one time Sportacus comes in without Stephanie and idles around, looking over a bunch of fabrics while Robbie watches with an unimpressed expression until finally Robbie sighs and just “are you going to ask me out or are you going to keep wasting both of our time because I’m fairly certain orange isn’t part of your whole monochromatic theme”

The Epilogue of La La Land made me so sad, because they didn’t show a what if. It was a fantasy world where all their dreams would come true in the perfect way, in the old fashioned movies, where everything worked out. Because they both wished they’d end up together, but it wasn’t a perfect world they lived in, and not all of your dreams come true. But their biggest dreams did, and that was the happy ending. Mia, who became a successful actress, got everything she wanted in life, a loving husband, a daughter. Sebastian owned his own club, and turned out to be a success as well. They were dreamers, and they met each other to send each other on the right path. But it was still lingering, even though their biggest dreams came true, what if…

iwantcupcakes’ Iron Man Christmas giveaway

Iron Man’s colors are red and gold.  Two of the three colors of Christmas are red and gold.  Coincidence? Well … yeah.

My first giveaway went ok so I’ve been thinking about doing it again with some duplicate Iron Man merch that I don’t need.  It happens to be the holiday season so it’s the perfect time.

All of these are new and in their original packaging–.

  • Iron Man convertible backpack from ThinkGeek
  • iHome Iron Man rechargeable AUX speaker
  • Captain America: Civil War Iron Man 4″ die-cast metal figure by Jada
  • Iron Man “character containers” candy + stickers pack

Items as pictured above. In order to enter–  

  1. Reblog this post.
  2. Reblogs and likes both count.
  3. Ideally must be 18 or older.

Please, I really don’t want folks to click the “follow” button just because I’m giving away free shit.  Following me, while cool, is absolutely not required.

The winner will be chosen by 9pm CST on 12/16/2016.  I’ll contact the winner ASAP; if no response in 12 hours, I’ll pick a different one.

If you have questions, feel free to ask.

@ people who like cats: i see where you are coming from!!!! they are very cute little babies and they make nice sounds, they are soft and Good all around 10/10 an excellent specimen!!! good choice 

@ people who like dogs: also an excellent choice!! they r so cuddly and they will love you unconditionally, they even save lives and they give excellent kisses. 10/10 another perfect creature 

@ people who like both cats and dogs: you like both of them!!!!!!! amazing!!!!!!!! you are so right, both of them are just amazing beyond measure and it is completely justified to like both of them because they both deserve all the love in the world . nicely chosen 

@ people who don’t like cats OR dogs: 



This is definitely my favourite moment from episode 12 because both Victor and Yuuri are just so precious in this?

Look at this beautiful boy who declares he’ll win just so Victor could kiss his medal. He just wanted to retire but how could he when Victor says he failed as a coach? He’ll skate one more year and he’ll win this time ok.

But then as much as I love Victor’s ridiculous puppy eyes (same Victor, same) his answer is just so perfect because honestly, Victor’s main goal was to make Yuuri confident in his skills and to help him get the best score and the whole time after Yuuri beats his record he’s so proud and happy and Yuuri saying he wants to stay is everything he wanted to hear and yet he demands more. 

Victor, how long have you been thinking about competing with Yuuri while still coaching him? Because it looks like he already calculated all the risk and despite he doesn’t hesitate for a second? He’s so in love I can’t handle it and I also love how he puts Yuuri’s medal around his neck as if he was stating that it’s still valid but at the same time he says he wants Yuuri to win more times as he deserves.

Victor knows this is ridiculous, he was the only person ever to be able to do something like that and he was much younger when he started and he still totally looks like he thinks Yuuri could do this. Even when he does that super sweet thing with his face when he winks (I can’t find the gif but you know which one lol) it doesn’t look like his just teasing Yuuri he really is able to believe that at that moment even if he knows how it sounds. And then Yuuri doesn’t say it’s stupid or he could never do it, he says “okay”?!

He’s moved to tears because of how much Victor believes in him and how much Victor wants to do for him so they could stay together and so they could compete on the same ice because Yuuri always wanted that and promising Victor he’ll win for him is the least he can do in return?

Like this is the moment where most of their dreams come true and instead of just celebrating they sit there declaring absurd things to each other because they believe so much in the power of their love I’m so done with them, bye.

Inspired by #victuuriweek prompt:
->   Day Seven: Endings
Victor: Promises

islandsofjohnmontagu  asked:

I was just introducing my friend to your art with your ~lovely~ video (the one w/ hahAhaHA) and I figured out what your art reminds me of! It's like stained glass! And is perfect! Anyway, have a nice day :D

ahh those are both really pretty comparisons, thank you so much!!! I hope you both have a wonderful day <3
I really like zooming in on my art after they’re done because of all of the colors tbh hahah

I’ve got to laugh about it. Because I had convinced myself that I didn’t want you, that there were better options for me out there. I told myself that the solution was finding distractions and meeting new people.

And here I am; with all the options a girl could ask for. My friend has found me ‘the perfect guy’ that would love to meet me, and instead of making it happen I’m sitting here, in bed - thinking of you.

—  I was fooling myself. Because no matter who you put in front of me I will find a reason why they are not as good as you. But we are both so young, and I don’t want to screw this up. 

#god fucking dammit those two are so fucking perfect together #honestly #annalise pushes everyone out of her life because she’s bad and she’s toxic and she does nothing but bring misery into people’s lives but she’s not #a bad person - or at least she doesnt want to be - so she does her best to save her people but ultimately she thinks that people are better #off without her #so she pushes and she hurts and she lashes out until there is no one else around her (both because she wants the best for them and the best is anything but her #and also because if she makes them leave now they cant choose to do so later when she’s attached and hopeful) #but Eve always comes back dont matter what annalise throws at her she always comes back #and annalise cant quite manage to be as hard or closed off as she is with the others #cant quite manage not to smile not to have fun not to be vulnerable #not to be /truthful/ #annalise fucking keating master of lies and manipulation the woman who does nothing without a motive #has never tried to lie or manipulate eve #she doesnt tell her everything of course but she’s more honest and open than she is with any other person in this show and i just want them #to run off and be happy together

I’ve seen a lot of stories about Newt having Christmas with the Goldsteins but guys, they’re Jewish.

Imagine Newt standing awkwardly close to Tina as Queenie and her recite traditional prayers. About half way through Newt slips his hand into Tina’s. Both turn bright pink and they have butterflies in their tummies. I swear they’re actually middle schoolers. 

Imagine Newt getting quite competitive during the dreidel game but in the end lets Jacob win because he’s having so much fun.

Imagine the Niffler thinking they’re real coins (gelt) being passed around and being quite disappointed when he finds out that they’re chocolate. 

Imagine Newt finally answering Queenie saying he actually really prefers strudel while she’s baking all types of delicious pastries with Jacob. 

Imagine Newt secretly freaking out because oh god he couldn’t even find one gift perfect enough for Tina now he has to find eight?!?

But Imagine on the 25th the girls set up a small Christmas tree for Newt and Jacob and they decorate it and Newt and Tina put the star on top together and Queenie goes around with mistletoe And Tina tells her to knock it off but Newt surprises her with a kiss and Jacob has a bit too much giggle water and is belting out Christmas songs and Newt is really happy he can do so many amazing Holiday traditions with his friends.