because there will be no more harry potter movie for the first time in ten years

chaotic--cosmos  asked:

Please talk about the mummy returns

pristinepastel said: Hey, i know you like the first mummy, but what about the mummy returns?

I HAVE RETURNED…after like a day. 

but what the people want, the people get!


aka the only sequel that is 1000% just as good as the first one. like holy shit. 

ten years later and we meet our heroes again. rick and evie are happily married, going on adventures, and evie’s dream of becoming a respected scholar has come true and they’ve made a tiny human! 

the only unrealistic part being that they only had one kid, i mean they are still all over each other ten years later and you’re telling me they only had ONE kid.

okay. sure jan. 

but boy o’ boy is that one kid awesome! 

alex o’connell. this kid is literally:

  • 50% evie super-klutz-genius. 
  • 50% rick screams-at-things-that-are-illogical-to-scream-at. 
  • 50% uncle jonathan’s sheer dumb luck and wit. 
  • 10% i’m really bad at math. 

you get the point. HE’S GREAT. also the actor passed on harry potter because, JUST LIKE ME, the mummy 1999 was his favorite movie and he just HAD to be in the sequel. alex is just such a smart-ass little shit. that much like his mother, accidentally brings about the apocalypse by opening something he shouldn’t have:

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ARDETH BAY TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. he has a much bigger role in this one. GOD BLESS. (because he was supposed to die in the first one, but test audiences loved him as much as we do, so they kept his fine ass around) he still looks prettier than everyone and is still so done with white people once again. 

*after almost being killed on he bus* “this was my first bus ride.”
*after realizing they’re gonna make him fly again* “why can’t you people ever keep your feet on the ground?”

he’s just such an awesome A+ friend goals, because while he probably needs to go be with other medjai to prepare for battle against anubis’ army (yikes), he stays with the fam to rescue alex. it wasn’t even much of a thought for him really, rick and evie just batted their eyelashes and he was like: *sighs* “these white people are always messing my shit up, but they are my white people.”

Originally posted by lestatscherie

jonathan: still beautifully the same as ever. witty, clever, and would do anything for his family. 

“be quiet alex! if there’s going to be any hysterics, they’ll come from me!”

“if you see anyone come running out screaming, it’s just me.”

when he boasts about being a good shot and ardeth is internally like “i’m gonna die.” THEN HE SAVES ARDETH. hell yeah.

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rick: he’s still screaming at things. BUT IN DAD MODE. he’s the ultimate dad.

“you, lighten up. you, big trouble. you, get in the car.”
*sweetly* “honey, what are you doing, these guys don’t use doors.”
“knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you’re about to do to him, but this is my house and i have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.”

Originally posted by lmhotep

evie: still a super-klutz nerd, but with C O N F I D E N C E. little baby librarian is now a honey badger of ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK! and also a re-incarnated princess

“no harm ever came from opening a chest.”

rick: “i swear that kid gets more and more like you every day.”
evelyn: “you mean more attractive, sweet and devilishly charming?”

Originally posted by a-ripley

we meet izzy, another one of rick’s ex boyfriends, who is a much more reliable mode of transportation than previously mentioned murder buses. 

imhotep: still emo. still wants to make out with his gf.

anck su namun/meela: hella good villain. she bomb af and 100% wants to take over the world. amazing. she actually has like a really cool role this time too!!! like so much screen time. 

Originally posted by marimoody

the rock…i mean the scorpion king, he’s another emo villain with goofy cgi rendering and like 4 million terrible made-for-TV spin off movies that you are lying if you haven’t watched at least one of them and felt that utter disappointment. but who cares the rock is pretty. and this was his first acting role and the reason we have him where he is today. 

thank you mummy returns for giving the world actor rock johnson #blessed

Originally posted by charmander-ann


normal action movie sequel romance: same guy. different girl. repeat of first movie’s romance. hehehehhehehehhEHEHEHEHHEHH. 

not here bitch. 

rick and evie’s love has only grown stronger. they still bicker like old ladies at bingo night. the still look at each other like they hung the moon. they’re still disgusting jonathan because they CANNOT KEEP THEIR HANDS TO THEMSELVES. one kid my ass. they still support each other and protect each other like crazy. they love each other so much and it’s so healthy and pure and there is some good in this world mr. frodo.

Originally posted by yocalio

the bottom line here is. what’s the point of watching the mummy 1999 if you aren’t going to watch the mummy returns immediately after?


Originally posted by mummymovies

LGBT movies I recommend!

Brokeback Mountain 

(I really hope you have already seen this tho, its a classic. Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger plays two shepherds falling in love in 1960 Wyoming)


(Dutch, two teenage boys fall in love and deals with it) 

Freier Fall 
(German, two police officers, one with a baby on the way, develops feelings for one another. One of my favourite movies of all time) 

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little things: next gen edition

teddy lupin. hufflepuff. loyal and outgoing. wears his hair blue 90% of the time. splits the remaining 10% between the weasley red and his cousin draco’s platinum blonde. likes snogging victoire all over bill and fleur’s house because bill’s face turns redder than his hair and it makes fleur laugh. kind hearted. sometimes at christmas dinners he changes his nose into all sorts of things to make the younger kids laugh. doesn’t understand why uncle harry looks so sad during this. he misses his mum and dad more than he could ever put into words. expert at potions. 

victoire weasely. ravenclaw. is fluent in both french and english. is extremely glad to be a ravenclaw because blue looks fantastic on her. head over heels for teddy lupin. loves her dad more than anything else except maybe her pet lizard. manages to keep up straight o’s all throughout her schooling. head girl. doesn’t care for quidditch one bit, but loves muggle football. is sick of people always being sad on her birthday. takes her coffee black. 

james sirius potter. gryffindor. loves quidditch as much as breathing. always jokes about being the protective older brother but he’s very much aware that lily luna could kick his ass. his coffee is more sugar than anything else. quidditch captain in his sixth year. sometimes feels like his chest will collapse at the pressure to live up to his namesakes. lives off pop-tarts. shamelessly enjoys muggle soap opera shows. wants to play for puddlemore united when he leaves school.

rose granger-wesley. ravenclaw. has never lost a game of quidditch to james sirius. has a big crush on padma patil’s daughter. can kick her dad’s arse at chess. always gets books for her birthday. loves visiting her mum at the ministry. allergic to cats. sometimes wishes she didn’t feel as pressured to do well in school. thinks her uncle harry’s cousin dudley is absolutely hilarious. can and will beat anyone in an eating competition of any sorts. witnessed a car accident on a street one day and has been able to see thestrals ever since. loves the colour pink even though it looks ridiculous with her hair. 

albus severus potter. slytherin. is sick of people telling him that he has his fathers eyes. can’t decide if he thinks his namesakes were brave or immensely idiotic. despises quidditch with a burning passion. enjoys being his fathers not-so-secret favourite. falls asleep in front of the fire reading 5/7 nights. sneaks into the ravenclaw tour every wednesday night to spend the night with scorpius. thinks mr. malfoy is hilarious. is made up of ninety percent sarcasm. understands his grandpa’s fascination with muggles more than his cousins. loves going on late night drives.

scorpius hyperion malfoy. ravenclaw. his favourite christmas tradition is staying up all night watching movies with his mum. comes home for the holidays in first year to find his father has decorated his room in blue and bronze. ravenclaw win the quidditch cup the first year he’s on the team. sometimes when he looks at albus severus he thinks he’s in love. doesn’t like his grandpa much. loves unicorns. shares hair-care tips with victoire weasley. doesn’t want to have children. still sleeps with the stuffed dragon teddy lupin gave him when he was born.

molly weasley ii. slytherin. has never got higher than an acceptable in any of her classes. best friends with fred ii. proud to be named after her grandma. wishes her dad would let up about her behaviour. her uncle george is secretly her favourite. she was thirteen when she realised that if her cousins stood in a certain way for family christmas photos, they could spell dirty words with their sweaters. loves the pet chickens her grandpa gave her. hates cooking more than anything. wishes lily luna wasn’t so good at quidditch because she’s sick of being the reserve seeker. loves when her mum uses her eggs and bacon to make faces on her plate.

lily luna potter. slytherin. spends months begging her biggest brother teddy to teach her to change her hair because she’s sick of looking like christmas with her red hair and her green robes. is a big fan of muggle romance movies. james once told her that she threw like a girl and she threw the quaffle at him so hard that his nose was broken in three different places. her heart aches when she looks at the stars at night. cuts her hair shorter than albus’ in fourth year. grandma is furious but her mum loves it. opens the chamber of secrets in her third year, much to her dad’s confusion. likes boys and girls but mostly quidditch.

lorcan scamander. gryffindor. in love with lily luna. sometimes resents his twin for choosing gryffindor even after he went to hufflepuff. wants to work with dragons like charlie weasley when he grows up. his dad paints constellations on his bedroom ceiling and then spells them to move like the stars do. if it wasn’t for rose weasley in ravenclaw, he and james sirius would guarantee gryffindor a win every time. when he was very little he set fire to all his dresses and proclaimed he wanted to be a boy like his brother. manages to break something in every divination lesson he attends. 

dominique weasley. slytherin. has a pet snake that likes lily luna better than her. is very glad she didn’t inherit the family freckles. loves visiting her mum’s family in france. loves french food. loves french boys. refuses to learn french. wants to be a professor when she graduates. has her dad wrapped around her little finger. her patronus is a baby elephant and she can’t figure out why. always manages to wing her eye-liner perfectly. 

fred johnson-weasley ii. gryffindor. enjoys studying more than quidditch. spends every thursday night having dinner with molly at hagrid’s hut. wishes his dad didn’t see his dead twin every time he looked at him. has successfully introduced spelling to grawp. would eat cereal for every meal if roxy didn’t force feed him vegetables. hates being away from his mum during school term. spends his summer’s working in his dad’s joke shop. wishes the time turners weren’t all destroyed because he wants to take every class hogwarts offers.

hugo granger-weasley. hufflepuff. loves that school always feels like a big family outing. likes watching quidditch but refuses to get on a broom. has tea with professor trelawney on sunday mornings. wants to be an auror when he’s older. hates history of magic because he’s sick of hearing about the war his parents lived through. his dad gave him a white ferret to take to school in first year and mr. malfoy was red in the face at the train station when he noticed. gets away with every single prank he pulls at school. 

lucy weasley. hufflepuff. wishes that there were more out gay girls at hogwarts than just her cousins. loves her mum but she just doesn’t get her the way dad does. prides herself on excelling at school. is always up for a late night trip to the kitchens. doesn’t understand why her dad won’t let her have a pet rat. spends the weeks leading up to christmas helping her grandma knit everyones jumpers. befriends the finnigan-thomas triplets immediately even though none of them share a house. sleeps in her dad’s old gryffindor shirt.

lysander scamander. hufflepuff. thinks his mum is barmy. loves her anyway. glad his parents made a mistake when they bought home him and his ‘sister’ because he loves lorcan a lot more as a boy. is in love with louis weasley. a big fan of cheerleader movies. wishes his dad would stop bringing home weird things from work. spends summer between fifth and sixth year teaching himself french. flogs the marauders map from james sirius in term two of third year, and manages to keep it hidden for a solid week. loves to fly.

louis weasley. ravenclaw. loves being at school with all his cousins but sometimes wishes he’d taken mums offer to go to beauxbatons. was in love with teddy lupin between ages seven-ten. thinks his dad’s scars make him more handsome. secretly loves lily luna the most out of all his cousins. doesn’t understand why everyone obsesses over quidditch when there’s muggle sports like gymnastics. falls in love with lysander scamander in his sixth year. is a confused and impressed by luna lovegood. wishes victoire wouldn’t let her pet lizard roam around the house.

roxanne johnson-weasley. gryffindor. sometimes forgets the names of all her cousins. is responsible for starting the lgbtq safe space club at hogwarts. thinks uncle charlie had the right idea about not having children. sometimes when she’s flying she wonders how high she could go, wonders if she could just leave earth behind. punches a fifth year hufflepuff in the face when she’s twelve because he made a racist comment. wishes it was acceptable to put gravy on her pancakes. her detention record finally overtook her fathers in sixth year, and she’s making it her goal to overtake james potter and sirius black by the time she graduates. watches the beauty and the beast movie at least once a week when she’s home.

Dear Journal,

This morning I cooked breakfast with Sirius for Teddy. It was his first morning home after all. We cooked eggs and bacon and potatoes and Sirius got fresh fruits from the market. I was setting the table when Teddy woke up. He had his messy bed hair and his cheeks were flushed from his sleep.

“Goodmorning Baby. How did you sleep?” I asked.

“Oh I eh.. I slept well..” He said, not looking into my eyes.

“Teddy is everything okay?” Sirius asked, also noticing how weird he was acting.

“Actually, I wanted to talk to you guys about something… Can we sit?” Teddy asked, playing with his fingers.

“Yes sure. What’s up?” Sirius said.

“It’s hum.. I wanted to tell you guys before and I’m so sorry I haven’t because I feel bad that I’ve hid it from you and… I.. I’ve been thinking about it a lot and I think i’m bisexual…” He said, looking down.

His eyes were getting glossy and his bottom lip was shaking.

“Teddy my love that’s totally fine! Don’t cry honey..” I said standing up and hugging my son.

“We know how hard it is to say it Out loud Ted… But everything is fine now. We will love you no matter what!” Sirius said, joining the hug.

“T-Thank you…” Teddy said, wipping away his tears.

“You know you can tell us anything baby yeah?” I said.

He nodded and the tip of his dark brown hair switched to purple.

“I’m so proud of you my sweet boy.” I said, brushing my fingers in his hair.

“So… Does that mean you have someone in your heart?” Sirius smirked.

“Well, maybe…” Teddy smiled, blushing.

“Tell us! Do we know them?” Sirius asked, getting excited.

“Yes.. but don’t freak out..” Teddy said as we started eating our breakfast.

“Why would we freak out? His it a Malfoy?” Sirius asked, frowning.

“No… Actually, It’s James Sirius.. We kissed for the first time last night.” Teddy smiled and blushed, waiting for a reaction.

Sirius and I weren’t suprised but we were so happy!

“Yes! James owes me ten bucks!” Sirius yelled.

“You knew?” Teddy asked.

“Well you guys kept blushing and smiling around eachother and let’s say James spent his Hogwarts years around us secretly being in love … We kinda knew a bit.” Sirius laughed.

“So you’re not mad?” Teddy asked.

“Why would we be mad my love? James Sirius is such an amazing boy and I would love to have him in our little family!” I said, taking Teddy’s hand.

“Okay.. Thank you for being so supportive… I love you..” Teddy smiled.

“Oh we love you too my little baby..” I said.

“We love you more than anything!” Sirius added, smiling brightly.

“But I promised him that you would keep it to yourselves for a bit… He’s not entirely ready to tell his parents. I didn’t want to rush him but I wanted to told you guys so could you just, wait a bit?” Teddy asked, playing with his fingers.

“Of course love. We understand completely. We’ve been through the same stuff and you’re doing the right thing. The only way you can help him is by encouraging him and letting him some time to be ready.” Sirius said.

“Okay.. Thank you dads..”.

“Now let’s eat that delicious breakfast!” I laughed, attacking my plate.

We ate our breakfast and decided to have a family day, just like old times. Blanket fort, movies, popcorn and pyjamas.

June 7th 2014

Girl in the dorm! There’s a Girl in the dorm!

Originally posted by asosyalbey

Request: Hello! Just found your blog and it’s great!Really like your writing! Could you do a Harry Potter x reader were Ron walks in on them snogging in the boys dorm (everyone knows they have been dating for ages) but later that night all Harry’s room-mates walk in on them both asleep cuddling in bed. So they freak out because OML girl! in the dorm. 😂 Then the next morning all the boys tell Hermione and she like FREAKS at them in the great hall but it’s funny and fluffy! Thanks you (if you can do it)🙃

Pairing: Harry Potter x Reader

Warnings: Swearing, blood

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A/N: I’m so happy that you requested this! I’ve been looking fir Harry otter x Reader fanfics, but I could only find about five that were actually about Harry, instead of Draco Malfoy or one of the Weasleys etc. But anyways, i’d be more than happy to do this!

Disclaimer: Yes, yes I know, Harry’s eyes are green in the books, but I’m just going off the movies here (I’m only halfway through Order of the Phoenix, for the first time to haha), SUE ME.

Let’s go!

“Snape been doing your head in again?”

You and harry were walking down one of the corridors, hand in hand. you had just come from Divination, and met Harry outside of the Potions classroom where he had been kept back for no good reason.

“Yeah, but when does he not?”

You laughed, as you neared the dining hall. But of course, you heard an all too familiar voice coming from behind you.

“Oi, Potter!”

“Ignore him,” you hissed. “He only wants a reaction!”

But your path was blocked by the platinum haired asshole, who seemed insistent on tormenting your boyfriend.

“Been kept back in potions again? I’m sure Professor Snape has told you many times to -”

But he stopped, as he looked down at yours and Harry’s intertwined hands,

“Oh, doing it with mudbloods now? Is that really how desperate you are? I wouldn’t dare lower myself -”


Once again he was cut off as a fist made contact with his nose. There was a lot of blood staining his paper-white face, just as it was staining your fist.

Wait, your fist?

There was a crowd. Nearly the whole school had congregated to see what was going on. Someone was dragging you by the wrist to the Gryffindor common room. You realised that it was Harry. Oh god, you thought, he’s going to be so mad!

But instead he sat you down on his bed, and plopped himself beside you. He grabbed your face and pulled you into a passionate kiss.

“I can’t believe you did that!” He looked ecstatic, a huge grin plastered across his face. “Where did you learn to hit that hard?”

You smiled sheepishly. “I took karate for four years, and I was super mad at how he was shitting on our relationship.”

“You were literally the last person I thought would do that, but now I know not to mess with you!”

You gave him a playful shove, before he pulled you into another passionate kiss.

“What the bloody hell is going on out there? Malfoy’s ugly mug is covered in blood and - Oh. Oh, Bloody hell.”

You and Harry swiftly broke apart, to see that Ron, who had gone a funny shade of green, had walked in, and was now opening and closing his mouth like a goldfish, clearly lost for words.

“Oh, bloody hell.” He said, before scuttling out of the bedroom with a strange look on his face.

You and Harry looked at one another, both flushed red, before bursting into a fit of giggles.

“Oh, my god,” you laughed wiping a tear from your cheek. “It’s getting late, we should probably go to bed.”

You stood up, but felt a tug at your shirt.



“Stay with me tonight?” Harry looked up with pleading blue eyes.

“Sure, just let me wash my hand and get changed first.” You felt a blush creeping up your face. This was the first time he had asked you to stay with him overnight.

“You don’t have to you know, I know it’s literally just is sharing a bed, but I don’t want you to be uncomfortable or anything.”

“No, I genuinely want to.” You smiled at him.

“Okay, if you’re sure” He returned your smile, giving you butterflies at the pit of your stomach. You had been dating for nearly four months now, but you always got butterflies when he smiled at you like that.

You hurried to your Y/H dorm, washed your hands and got changed, and, using Harry’s invisibility cloak he had lent you, ran back to the Gryffindor boy’s dorm, poking your head out of the cloak after closing the doors.

“That was quick!”

“The quicker I was, the more time I had to spend with you,” you replied, handing back the shimmering cloak. Harry smiled at your remark, and peeled back the duvet so you could climb in. No sooner had he put a warm arm around you, you had fallen asleep, the exhaustion catching up on you after the excitement today.

“Harry?” Said Ron, pulling back the curtain of Harry’s bed.

“Sssshhh!” Whispered Harry, gesturing at your sleeping form. It was Saturday morning, and Harry wanted you to get your sleep. However, Dean, Seamus and Neville were all crowding round the bed to see what was going on.

“Bloody hell, Harry! How long’s she been here for?”

“Just overnight, now quieten down! She’ll be in the worst mood if you wake her!”

Alright, bloody hell!” Ron sort of whispered, and gestured to the others to file out of the bedroom.

Around ten minutes later, you began to stir.

“Hey sweetie, you alright?”

You looked up at Harry, who was now sat up, playing with your hair.

“Yeah, I had a weird dream about hitting Malfoy in the face with a bludger,” you mused, stretching.

Harry giggled softly, passing you your clean clothes that you had brought with you the previous night. He stepped out of the bed and closed the curtain, giving you privacy while you changed.

“So, you ready to get an earful from Hermione?”

“Hm? Why?”

“The lads saw you in the bed. Don’t worry, only your head was visible.” He said at the sight of your panic stricken face as you pulled beck the curtain.

“Oh, good. I guess, yeah, I’m prepared for Hermione’s rant.” You couldn’t help but giggle, at the pair of you walked down to the Dining Hall.

“And where, exactly, were you last night?”

“Hermione, ssh!” You looked around to see if anyone had heard, but gladly, the morning bustle kept everyone occupied as they sat down at the correct tables.

“Don’t you shush me! You know you could get detention for it! You’re in enough trouble as it is, punching Malfoy!”

“If you don’t quieten down, I will be!”

“We both will!” inputted Harry.

“Alright, alright, calm down! On a happier note, I’m happy for you guys. It’s a big step you know!”

“Alright mam, all we did was share a bed!” Hermione shot you a look, presumably because you called her ‘mam’.

“Okay ladies, handbags down, I think we all could do with some breakfast.”

You playfully shoved Harry for his comment, before leading him to the Gryffindor table and sitting down.

“Hey Y/N?”


“We should share a bed more often,” Harry said with a grin.


Felix Felicis (Harry Potter)

Summary: Reader is an exchange student from Ilvermorny who has a huge crush on Draco but is convinced it’s unrequited love. (Hint: IT’S NOT)

Fandom: Harry Potter

Genre: pure fluff

Warnings: middle-school language, mild Brit-speak, irresponsibly liberal use of italics and dashes–as per usual

Word count: 1,685

Notes: written for the amazing @elizahackler on IG. Go follow them!

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Dumbledore Guy

Summary: When Emma was born she was marked with, in her opinion, the worst soulmate mark anyone could ever have. People are born marked with the first words their true love would ever say to them, and Emma’s happened to spoil one of the greatest plot twists of all time.

Rating: T (because of Emma’s lovely foul mouth)

Word count: 2,233

Also on: Ao3

a/n: I’ve been working on this for an embarrassingly long amount of time and was super nervous to post it. If there’s enough interest I may add another chapter in Killian’s point of view and maybe a little more about what happens after.

Emma Swan was twenty-eight years old and had yet to meet her soulmate. She may be the only person in the world to be thankful, but when you have a life altering spoiler tattooed in lovely delicate script across your shoulder blade all your life, you tend to be a little resentful.

She was no different than any other poor sap on Earth; born with a tattoo revealing the first words her soulmate would speak to her. However, in her opinion it was by far the shittiest, most embarrassing soulmate marking she’d ever heard of and she didn’t even know what it meant until 1998 at the age of ten.

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Epic Movie (Re)Watch #141 - The Librarian: Quest for the Spear

Spoilers below

Have I seen it before: Yes

Did I like it then: Yes.

Do I remember it: Yes.

Did I see it in theaters: I don’t think it’s ever been shown in theaters, so no.

Format: DVD

1) The opening to this film (Flynn inside the pyramid then it turns out it’s just a class project) creates a nice juxtaposition between expectations and reality going into this film, especially when it comes to the establishment of Flynn Carsen.

Originally posted by yousmooth

Noah Wyle as Flynn is a really interesting character who is in a lot of ways a counter response to your typical male adventure hero. At the time of release (and an argument could be made for today as well) Flynn wasn’t different. He’s not Indiana Jones with brains and brawn to match. He’s not debonaire or smooth. He’s a giant NERD who is painfully awkward in social situations and is afraid of living his life. But he never comes off as pathetic or annoying or gripping, something I think can be attributed to Noah Wyle’s fine performance. This was one of Wyle’s first major efforts in comedy, having starred on “ER” for about ten years at the time of the film’s release. Wyle is able to perfectly capture Flynn’s nerdish and awkward qualities and a likable, fun, and interesting way. He also doesn’t make Flynn feel like a know-it-all jerk like Sherlock Holmes. He doesn’t have much of an ego, he doesn’t seek knowledge to show off how smart he is. He truly is just interested in knowledge for the sake of knowledge, a bedrock which creates for a fun and unique character.

2) Wyle has a fun chemistry with Olympia Dukakis.

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There is a bit of that awkward, “He still lives with his mother,” thing going on but there are nice moments between Wyle and Dukakis very early on which show you that their relationship is not unhealthy. This isn’t some bullshit Howard Wolowitz and his mom relationship from “The Big Bang Theory”. They actually love for each other, care for each other, and Dukakis as Mrs. Carsen is supportive and caring towards her kid. It’s a nice relationship we get a small peek into.

3) The whole idea of the Metropolitan Public Library in New York sending out this letter looking for it’s next Librarian is something I like a lot. It gives the whole world of The Librarian sort of an extra bit of mythology, a Harry Potter vibe if you will.

4) Jane Curtin!

Originally posted by littlehobbit13

Jane Curtin isn’t in the film much but she is able to create a memorable character from the moment we meet her as Charlene. A bit of a tight wad who takes her job seriously, Curtin is also able to bring some extra X quality to Charlene. Maybe it’s just me, but by watching her you sort of just KNOW there’s this extra warmth hidden under the surface. Curtin does a nice job in the movie.

5) I love this, and not for reasons I usually do.

Charlene: Tell me something you know that nobody else who has walked in here could tell me.


Flynn: You have mononucleosis. Your marriage broke up two months ago. You broke your nose when you were four, and you live with three cats. Is that what you had in mind? Swollen parajugular lymph nodes and distended eyelids are clearly mono. It takes three months for an indentation on the ring finger to completely disappear. Yours is two-thirds gone. Your plastic surgeon gave you a terminus paralateral scar, which is given to children under the age of six, and I can clearly see three distinct types of cat hair. A white Himalayan, a tortoiseshell, and an orange striped tabby.

Usually when a character whips this out it’s because they want to show off how smart they are, but not Flynn. There’s no ego in his analysis in Charlene, he didn’t sit down and say some bullshit like, “Oh, how’s your divorce going?” just to show off his smarts. No, he only did it when he was asked and clearly isn’t gloating in it. He’s just doing what she asked of him: telling her something he knows no one else could have told her.

6) FYI - just like Flynn - I would lose my mind in The Library!

Originally posted by floatinginaseaofstars

When I was a kid I was big into myths and conspiracies. Indiana Jones, National Treasure, those things were my bread and butter. The Library would have my going NUTS!

7) Bob Newhart as Judson

Bob Newhart is a comedy legend and I have never once seen him be bad in anything, and The Librarian is no exception. He’s able to play Judson with such subtlety and heart while still making some of the film’s best jokes, it is absolutely wonderful. He would be nominated for playing this role in the third Librarian film, but he’s just as good here. Newhart brings an extra level of heart and humor to the film that helps make it as good as it is.

8) Some of the jokes in this film just have me floored.

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9) I think the fact that this film decided to personify Excalibur (and in later installments give it even more personality) was a smart decision. It not only give The Library an extra flair of magic but also another unique character to add to its halls in addition to Judson and Charlene.

10) I think the entire idea behind the villain of this film being a former Librarian is a good way to kick off the series. It shows just how corrupting/tempting this power can be (an idea later seen in depth in Return to King Solomon’s Mines) and also what can happen to Flynn if he’s not careful. Contrarily, however, it creates a nice juxtaposition between Kyle MacLachlan’s Wilde (who is very much your typical tough guy/fine-as-hell action hero turned villain) and Wyle’s nerdy Flynn.


Charlene [after the bad guys come and steal something]: “They knew about the fail safe.”

But they DIDN’T know about the security cameras?

12) Honestly if I were ever in an action/adventure movie situation, I’d probably be Flynn.

Flynn: “The fate of the world is in my hands? That is just so…sad”

13) Ugh, femme fatale intros. The moment when a female character walks on screen in slow motion with saxophone music or something playing behind her while the male lead ogles her. A clear indication that this is more of a trope than a character.

14) However I will say, despite that introduction, Nicole Noone ends up being a pretty interesting character. I personally don’t think it makes sense that she sleeps with Flynn after having her heart broken so recently by the (supposed) death (and eventual betrayal) of her last love, but on her own she is fairly well written. Tough as nails, we understand her sense of humor, what makes her tick, her sense of loyalty, what gets her to smile, what gets her to cry, we get a pretty nice peek into who she is as a character. It’s a shame the franchise would lose Sonya Walger (although I do like the female characters in the proceeding films) as she does a pretty great job in this movie, but I’m glad we got her here.

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15) While this film does work against some established tropes with action/adventure characters, it unfortunately does fall into, “Super attractive woman falls in love with someone she disdains at first AFTER we make clear just how HOT she is.”

Nicole [to Flynn]: “I’m WAY out of your league. WAY out. If your league were to explode I wouldn’t see it for days.”

It does establish Flynn’s reasoning for calling her egotistical throughout the early parts of their relationship, but still. It would be so refreshing to me - personally - if we had a movie where two characters like this formed a deep friendship instead of a romance. Not that it ruins the film by any means. It just reminds me of tropes I am bored with in cinema in general.

16) I love the running gag of Kelly Hu’s Lana seeing Flynn as this brilliant Librarian and having a massive crush on him.

Rhodes [Wilde’s thug]: “That’s the Librarian?”

Lana: “Don’t underestimate him.”

Lana [after Nicole pushes Flynn out of a plan with no parachute]: “He brilliantly lowers our expectations then dives without a ‘chute! Remarkable!”

Kelly Hu is great in general but this running gag just makes me chuckle every time.

17) The reason I say I’m Flynn is not because of his brains or anything, but because of how he reacts to what’s going on around him.

Flynn [after Nicole pulls out a sword]: “How did you get that on the airplane?”

18) We don’t get much of a peek into the relationship between Flynn and his late father in this film. That’s coming up in the sequel.

Flynn: “My mother said my father was a dreamer…”

19) While I do greatly enjoy this film, I think it misses some opportunities to increase how fun and adventurous is. This is an observation I’ve made mainly through comparison with the film’s two sequels (which were directed be someone else than this film), but still. An example of this is the scene where Flynn and Nicole make their way across the rotted bridge in the Amazon. I personally feel that with some faster pacing in moments and the addition of music it could have been a lot more fun, a lot more adventurous, but that’s just me.

20) Flynn and Nicole do have fun chemistry, more when they’re bantering than anything else. But Flynn is also shown to understand Nicole, despite her claims to the contrary. There’s not only a whole scene where he tells her what he’s noticed about her character, but also fun lines like this:

Flynn: “Why are you smiling? I don’t like it when you smile. It means you’re about to do something dangerous.”

21) I will say, any issues I have with the bridge scene, those issues do NOT apply to the temple waltz scene. The fact that the only way Flynn and Nicole can only get through the booby traps by doing a waltz is just so fun and well paced, while also providing some nice character interaction between the two. I love how Nicole leads in the dance and how she dips Flynn. It’s just a lot of fun, and that’s when this movie is at its best. When it’s having fun!

22) Lana is so turned on by Flynn just speaking a dead language, I love it!

23) Another moment I find sort of weaker in the film is when Flynn falls off the mountain on the way to Shangri La and Nicole has to save him. It sort of just happens, I feel. Its over and done with out of nowhere with little tension. It doesn’t feel real, if that makes sense. But again, maybe that’s just me.

24) Are we not going to address the fact that these supposedly peaceful monks just start fighting out of nowhere? Do they train in fighting? Did they ever have to use their fighting skills before today? I must know!!!!

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25) Okay, in this moment I’m Judson.

Flynn [upon learning a former professor is evil]: “I should’ve known he was evil. He gave me an A-.”


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26) Bob Newhart gets a fight scene! Bob Newhart has a fight scene! Bob Newhart has officially done everything! Well…probably not. But still! Fight scene!

27) I like how Flynn is able to outsmart Wilde into causing the pyramid to crash down on him instead of taking him on in a straight fist fight. It is a perfect illustration as to how Flynn isn’t your typical action/adventure hero.

28) I would love to see the whole “Time Traveling Ninjas going after HG Welles time machine” adventure this film ends on. Maybe not as a full movie, but in some format that’d be fun.

While I do prefer the sequels to the original, The Librarian: Quest for the Spear is an exemplary start for the franchise. The unique mythology is established in a fun way, Wyle excels as Flynn Carsen, Newhart and Curtin give A grade performances which will continue throughout the series, and we just are taken on a fun adventure for about 100 minutes. Because that’s what this movie is: fun. If you’re looking for something a little more off the beaten path than Indiana Jones or National Treasure, this film is a worthy substitute.

A Happy Realization // All

Word Count- 1573

Summary- just a lil buttercream squad fluff

Authors Note- this just a lil something i wrote a few days ago. sorry its so long. hope you like it!


Being a YouTuber was definitely something you didn’t mind. It had completely changed your life. One rainy April day was all it took. Now look, 4 years and 2 million subscribers later.

Seeing as you had just hit 2 million, you decided to film a celebratory video with your best friends.


“Mikey, I swear to God if you interrupt me one more time I’ll-” you started

“Sorry love,” Mikey said, cutting you off once again.

“MIKEY!” You shouted. “I just want to do my intro!”

Jack and Caspar began laughing at your reaction. Mikey was just sitting there, eyes wide.

You turned to the camera, “Hey guy! It’s y/n. As most of you know, I recently hit 2 million subscribers!”

The boys began shouting, hearing a few “yays”, a “finally”, and a “you deserve it babe.”

“Aw thanks guys,” you smiled. “Well I thought it’d be fun to celebrate by having a giant orgy!” You exclaimed.

“What?” Said Joe and Oli in unison.

“Are you serious?” Conor whispered.

“Wait.” Caspar gave you a confused look.

You started laughing uncontrollably, “No! I’m not serious! You lads are quite thick aren’t you?” Your stomach began to ache because of your laughing so hard.

“Oh, thank God. I don’t think I could bear seeing Oli naked,” said Caspar, clutching his heart.

“Hey! Don’t be rude!” Oli shouted back.

“ANYWAYS,” you shouted, trying to get the boys attention, “what better way to celebrate 2 million subscribers than with my favorite guys!” you all gathered for a group hug, knowing you would put that as your thumbnail.

“Today I’m with Lord Pearce, Joshua Pieters, Joe Sugg, Caspar Lee,” you said pointing at each boy to your left. “And on my right we have Jack Maynard, Conor Maynard, and Oli White!” you exaggerated the I in his name.

“So to celebrate my success,” you flipped your hair dramatically. “We’ll be doing a video that has been requested by loads of you.” You hesitated, looking at the boys’ faces. They had no idea what you had in store for them.

“WHO KNOWS Y/N BEST?! Winner gets to be named my favorite buttercream member.” All the boys started shouting about how they knew you best.

“Alright,” you stared into the camera lens, “I have 10 questions. I’ll ask the question and you’ll have ten seconds to write down the answer. I’ll put the points here.” You gestured towards the bottom of the screen.

“If anyone is tied at the end we’ll go into-””

“SUDDEN DEATH!” All 8 of you shouted at once.

“Let’s get started. First question! What… is… my… favorite movie of all time?”

“That’s so easy!” shouted Oli.

“I’ve got this one right.” Joe said while writing his answer down.

“C’mon y/n! You got to have better ones than that.” Josh laughed.

Ignoring them, you counted down, “Okay. 3, 2, 1!”

They all shoed their answers:

Mikey- Harry Potter 3

Josh- titanic

Joe- titanic

Caspar- that one movie with the hot guy

Jack- Titanic

Conor- Harry Potter

Oli- titanic

“That one movie with the hot guy?” You laughed as Caspar kept a straight face.

“You know the one where he does the thing and saves that one person.”

“Oh yeah of course!” You smiled.

“Oh Mikey, You know Harry Potter doesn’t count when I’m choosing favorites! They have a separate spot in my heart.” You giggled as Conor slowly put down his paper. His earned a laugh from Joe.

“What’s so funny?” you asked.

“Conor put that as well!” he laughed, clutching onto Caspar for support.

You turned to Conor faking a sniff, “I thought you knew be better Von.”

“I’m sorry y/n!” He fake cried.

“One point to Joe, Josh, Jack, and Oli!” You smiled at the camera.

“Yay! Told ya I knew you!” said Jack, putting his arm around you.

“Next question!” You put your head on Jacks shoulder. “How old was I when I got the scar on my left foot?”

“You have a scar on your foot?” Joe muttered looking at the camera with a worried face.

“Hah! I know this one!” Conor yelled.

The other boys quietly wrote their answers then showed them to the screen.

Mikey- 7

Josh- 11

Joe- 14

Caspar- 17

Jack- 17


Oli- 13

“One point to Caspar, Jack and Conor! Casp, how’d you know?!” You laughed.

“I guessed.” He said flatly, everyone erupted with laughter.

You looked at the camera,” I was at the beach with the Maynard’s and tripped on a rock.”

“I remember that.  It was for Anna’s birthday, right?” Jack asked.

“No that was the other beach, the one with the cliff. This happened in LA. Remember?” Conor replied.

“Oh yeah.”

“Okay! Question numero tres. What is my favorite cover of Conor’s?” You looked down at your notes then to the boys.

“I know this.” Mikey said. “She plays it all the bloody time!”

Conor laughed.

“3, 2, 1!”

Mikey- The one with Jack

Josh- the one outside with jack

Joe- the controlla one

Caspar- idk what its called but it outside

Jack- the mashup outside with me

Conor- Drake- Controlla

Oli- the one outside

“You all get a point!” You laughed, giving the camera a look that says ‘I’m way too predictable’.

“The real question is: is it because of me or Jack?” Conor said and all the boys laughed.

“It’s a good mash up!” you defended yourself.

“Aw thanks babe.” Conor reached behind Jack and put his hand on your shoulder.

“Okay, let’s move on. What my least favorite thing about being a YouTuber?” You said directly into the lens.

“How the bloody hell am I supposed to know that?” Oli shouted.

“You should know everything about me, Oli.”

“I think I know this,” Mikey said, mostly to himself.

“I know it.” Josh said, looking a little guilty.

“Shoe m your answers!”

Mikey- hate

Josh- us doing dumb stuff for the viewers

Joe- dumb dares/stunts

Caspar- nothing

Jack- pranks

Conor- vlogs?

Oli- pranks

“Oh those are all good answers… except Conor’s.” you looked at him. “I love vlogs, why’d you put that?”

“You’re always stressing about daily vlogging, I don’t know it was the first thing that came to mind.” He said honestly. 

“I’m going to give the point to… Josh and Joe!”

“I absolutely hate some of the things you boys do for views. I hate seeing you in pain or causing someone else pain.” You said, looking at the ground. 

“Oh Y/N.” Joe put his arm around you, “were sorry we make you worry. I promise it’s all in good fun.“ 

"I know, but if you have to put a warning telling viewers not to do it at home, you probably shouldn’t be doing.” You said moving on. 

“Anyways! Next question. How old was I when I had my first kiss?”

They all giggled as they wrote their answers. You laughed to yourself realizing that your best friends were literally children. 

“Okay show me your answers!”

Mikey- 13

Josh- 16

Joe- 12

Caspar- 9

Jack- 13

Conor- 11

Oli- 16

“Nine?!” You laughed. 

“What?” Caspar asked. You just laughed. 

“The point goes to… Oli and Josh!" 

They both whooped as Mikey asked, "sixteen? That’s rather late don’t you reckon?”

“What can I say? I’m a late bloomer.” You said and winked at the camera, laughing. 

You went through the next 4 questions rather slowly seeing as the boys’ attention spans were quite short.


“Alright, the last and final question.” You said slowly, the boys waiting. 

“When’s the last time I read fanfiction?”

Once the last boy finally finished you asked then to reveal their answers. 

Mikey- 45 minutes ago

Josh- last night

Joe- last week

Caspar- this morning

Jack- last night 

Conor- yesterday 

Oli- when you filmed the video of you reacting to it. 

“Alright. The point goes to Josh, Jack and Conor!”

“Alright well, the results are in…” you said. "And the winner is, JOSHUA PIETERS!” You shouted.

“Yay! I knew I knew you the best!” He laughed. 

“This is bullshit!” Jack stood up and left the screen. However he came back for the outro.

“Well that’s it for today! Thank you all so much for 2 million! I can’t wait to make more videos for you all! And thank you lads for being in this and helping me with my channel! Love you all lots. I’ll link their channels below! Make sure to like, comment and subscribe! We love your feedback!” You smiled, blew a kiss and waved, your signature outro.


After you shut the camera off you, with the help of Conor, put everything in you room. You’d deal with that tomorrow… or next week. 

When you returned to the main room the lads had all cracked open a beer.

“What? None for me?” You joked. 

“You’ve got two legs!” Oli laughed, pointing to the kitchen. You grabbed one for Conor as well. 

“Shall we watch a movie?” You suggested, handing the eldest Maynard his beverage. 

“I say we play Never Have I Ever,” said Jack. 

“Oh of course you do!” You and a few others laughed, however agreed to play anyways.

While Joe cracked a joke about the last time you all played Never Have I Ever, you looked around at the seven boys surrounding you, and that’s when you realized. 

You knew that these were people who would be in your life for a very long time. And you were happy with that realization.


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  • Can you just imagine college!Hansol? Like. How cute.
  • He’s such a meme. But he’s also super shy.
  • So he’d probably want to join the quidditch team and, like, a book club or something but he’d be too shy to until one of his friends agreed to join him.
  • In the end, he’d end up going alone but after the first few meetings, it’d be okay.
  • So now, he’s part of the quidditch team, a book club, a UFO interest club (don’t ask how, he got convinced to join with Mingyu and Mingyu dropped it but Hansol’s too nice to just leave so…).
  • Honestly, he’s pretty busy.

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Writing prompts - 11

1. Do you ever wonder when you became the very thing you’re afraid of?
2. When you love someone, it’s worth fighting for. No matter what the odds.
3. Friends don’t let friends do stupid shit alone.
4. You’re leaving because it’s easier to walk away than to fight for what you really want
5. I really don’t let myself cry in front of anybody
6. I need to learn to stop caring
7. Pretending not to love you was the hardest thing I ever had to do.
8. You took a piece of me and I let you.
9. We’re friends, real friends and that means no matter how long it takes, when you finally decide to look back, I’ll still be here.
10. It wasn’t over, it still isn’t over!
11. So you think I’m broken? Then fix me.
12. If you love someone, you tell them. Even if you’re scared that it’s not the right thing. Even if you’re scared it’ll cause problems. You say it, you say it loud.
13. There is nothing worse in the world than thinking you have a chance when you really don’t
14. Don’t you understand? I can’t leave you, but you’re constantly leaving me.
15. I only wanted you to be happy, I’m just sorry it couldn’t be with me.
16. I’m still in love with you. I tried not to be, but it didn’t work.
17. What if nobody ever loves me?
18. You’re perfect. Which is beyond annoying, I can’t look at you.
19. I love you and I’m always going to love you, but I don’t want to love you. I want to be happy.
20. You don’t destroy the person you love
21. If I murder someone, you are the person is call to help me drag the body across the floor. You’re my person.
22. If there’s no food, I’m going home
23. We should be drunk, why aren’t we drunk?
24. I’m standing here, looking at you and all I want to do is kiss you.
25. I have to walk away from you, I have to for me.
26. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you I love you when I knew I did.
27. I can’t imagine a day when I won’t be in love with you
28. You bother the hell out of me
29. All I want is you!
30. Since when do I care about anyone’s happiness but mine?
31. I will always find you
32. If people are suppose to be together, they will find a way.
33. You may have noticed, but I’m not all there myself
34. Come bother me
35. I just want you to be happy
36. How do you begin to explain something that you cent even understand yourself?
37. Everything around me makes me miss you
38. Nothing about us feels right anymore
39. You have to promise me, you won’t fall in love with me.
40. I don’t want to be just the next girl
41. You wanna dance with me?
42. Sometimes, you fall for someone you didn’t expect but that doesn’t make it wrong
43. Every time I look at you, it hurts
44. Shouldn’t we hold out for the person who doesn’t just tolerate our little quirks, but actually kind of likes them?
45. I’m happy your happy, but dammit what if?
46. You are the only thing that makes me want to get up in the morning
47. We were inseparable, constantly being separated
48. I know you’re mad at me, but I need help with my tie
49. What am I to you?
50. So whose the unlucky girl?
51. I love you so much, I just want you to be happy. Even if that happiness no longer includes me.
52. You are the most beautiful person I have ever met and somehow, I don’t know, somehow you chose me.
53. What I’m about to say is the most selfish thing I’ve ever said in my life.
54. The first rule of truly live, do the thing you’re most afraid of.
55. The truth is, I’ve tried to stop thinking of but I cant
56. I’m mad at you because I love you!
57. I try so hard and I’m never the one
58. You’re jealous aren’t you?
59. Why are you so annoying?
60. Never in a million years
61. I might have had a few shots
62. I could kiss you right now!
63. It’s your fault we are in this mess.
64. I hate you
65. Just admit you’re wrong!
66. I need you to do me a huge favor
67. Well this is awkward
68. “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!
69. “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?
70. Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?
71. All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.
72. It’s midnight, what do you want?
73. Okay, am I drunk or did you really just say that?
74. I’m too sober for this shit
75. Just pretend to be my date
76. I can’t believe you dragged me into this
77. Quick, kiss me!
78. Out of all the people in the world, I get stuck with you
79. You’re going to love me. Watch, you’ll see
80. It’s midnight, what do you want?
81. I wish I never laid eyes on you. I wish we never met. If I never laid eyes on you then I wouldn’t have fallen in love
82. I’m not a fantasy. If you want me, earn me!
83. Are you wearing my shirt?
84. Don’t look at me like that
85. Being your friend is basically ruining my life
86. If you leave, I will literally go out of my freakin mind.
87. I just want the chance to be yours again
88. Stop saying you’re sorry
89. I’ve been in love with her/him my entire life! And I think she/he loves me too.
90. It hurts so bad I can’t breathe
91. you’re my best friend. And if anything were to happen to you, I would lose my mind
92. That’s the problem, I don’t want to hate you. Because if I hate you then I’ll have nothing left
93. How about that dance?
94. Hold my hand dammit, we gotta make this look convincing!
95. Wait, am I dreaming or are you actually smiling?
96. Just do this for me and I promise I will make it worth your while!
97. I never had a minute to think about how I feel about you
98. I came here to win you back, and dammit, I’ll do whatever I have to
99. Why do you care? It’s not like we’re friends or anything.
100. Words don’t mean anything to me! You know what does? Taking action
101. The thing is, I can’t pretend we never happened because I’m still in love with you
102. We could’ve had a life together
103. Hold on to me
104. Can you stay? Please?
105. Let’s go somewhere, anywhere in the world. Just you and me.
106. You only get one life. It’s actually your duty to live it as fully as possible
107. I can make you happy
108. Do it, I dare you!
109. I’m not freaking out, are you freaking out?
110. You are never too old for a Disney movie
111. College AU
112. You’re my new dream
113. You mean more to me than anyone in this whole wide world
114. I’ll always catch you
115. Wait, what are the rules again?
116. That’s no fair! You cheated!
117. Neighbors
118. I’ll race you
119. I look at you and I’m home
120. True love is putting someone else before yourself
121. And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise. Ever.
122. I think about you a lot more than I probably should.
123. What do you wish for at night?
124. I told you not to fall in love with me.
125. Coffee shop au
126. How drunk are you right now?
127. Can we just stay in bed and cuddle? Watch some Disney movies?
128. I think I’m falling in love with you
129. This stays between us
130. You have ten minutes, so make it quick.
131. You owe me, big time.
132. If you make fun of me one more time, I’m gonna tell everyone we know that you named your favorite pillow Mr. Puff Puff.
133. If your house was on fire and you only had ten seconds to save something important, what would you get?
134. So I was–don’t move! There’s a spider on your shoulder!
135. How the hell do I end up with hufflepuff!?
136. Okay, it’s are officially my zombie apocalypse partner.
137. What is the point of being alive if you don’t try to do something remarkable
138. Sometimes you make choices in life and sometimes choices make you
139. When you meet the right person, you know it. You can’t stop thinking about them. They’re your best friend and your soul mate. You can’t wait to spend the rest of your life with them. No one and nothing else can compare.
140. When you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.
141. You’re just as screwed up as I am, I like you.
142. Doctor au
143. You’re insane, you know that?
144. But what if we get caught!?
145. Comic con au
146. You are really comfortable.
147. Just kiss me already
148. You made me love you and I hate you for that!
149. Why are you smiling at me like that?
150. I know I shouldn’t but I can’t stop thinking about you

Can we make a baby already ?  Phil Lester

A/N : Some weeks ago I was asked to write a Phil version of LMAB. I said yes but totally forgot about it. I’m really sorry about that. Thank you for the request. Here it finally is. GF/N stands for girlfriend’s name btw. masterlist

“Look, that baby is adorable !” I shouted with bliss and pointed towards a little baby girl in her stroller. My hand was intertwined with Phil’s, my boyfriend of ten years. Pardon, I meant to say husband. We got married this spring. I’m still not used to being able to say that. The sun was out, life was great. We were just strolling around the park next to our house. About a week ago I decided that I’m ready for kids. Since then I’ve been dropping hints but Phil was still totally oblivious. We have talked about wanting kids quite often already. Every time we would say ‘We’ll get married and after that we will get children.’ Well, we have been married for 4 months now.

“You are right, she is super duper cute” he agreed and we proceeded walking. At 3 pm we headed back to our house because Dan and his girlfriend were going to visit us in half an hour. I was in the kitchen,decorating the cake that I backed this morning as the doorbell rang, announcing that our guests had arrived. Phil, who knew that I was busy with putting whipped cream and strawberries onto the cake, went to open the door.

“Hi, Y/N” Dan and GF/N shouted as they opened the kitchen door to greet me. They were both smiling. We all got on really well. Phil and Dan were obviously very glad about that, because it meant that they could see each other quite often.

As Phil lead Dan straight to his Nerd Room to show him the cool new things he bought, GF/N stayed with me in the kitchen.

“The cake looks lovely” she complimented.

“You look lovely.” I stated with a huge grin on my face referring to her huge baby bump. She started to smile from ear to ear.

“Month five” she explained.

Although I was extremely happy for her and Dan I couldn’t help but feel a bit jealous and frustrated.

“How did you tell Dan that you want to try for a baby ?!” I asked, a deep groan leaving my lips.

“Well, that was actually quite nerve racking” she laughed before she continued. “First I questioned our whole existence as a couple and then I said something about him playing with Darcy and our future. And BAM he shouted ‘Let’s make a baby.”

We both started laughing and I poured some water into a kettle to make tea.

“I’ve been dropping hints for weeks ! He still hasn’t got the message.” I whined nearly angrily.

“Make them even more obvious, men can be really oblivious sometimes. If that doesn’t work just tell him.” she advised me and helped me carry some plates to the coffee table in the living room.            

Super obvious hints that was my mission for the day now. After we had some tea, Phil had coffee of course, and ate too many slices of my strawberry cake Dan and his girlfriend went back to their flat. We said our goodbyes and I collected all the dirty plates. Phil got up from the sofa to help me do the dishes. He pressed a light kiss onto my cheek as he stood next to me in front of the sink.

“I guess a had too much cake. I literally look like I’m pregnant” I joked, pointing to my stomach.

“There is no such thing as too much cake.” Phil laughed, shaking his head.

Fail number one.

We sat down on the couch next to each other after we were done and turned on the TV. The evening news were on so we both got our laptops out and started scrolling through the internet. “Remember the little girl in the stroller today ?” I asked him, while he read an article about gay penguins online. He nodded his beautiful head.

“Well, that was an multifunctional stroller. I want one of these high technology ones when we have kids.” I said and looked at him with big eyes.

“You can have everything you want, honey.” Phil said and kissed me softly. He was cute, no doubt, but that was not the freaking answer I wanted. 'How oblivious can somebody be ?’ I asked myself losing patience since that was fail number 2.

“Harry Potter is on, darling.” he informed me since my eyes were still glued to my computer screen. He knew me too well to not dare and change the channel. I smiled happily and cuddled into Phil’s side. He wrapped one arm around me and rested his head on top of mine. 

“I saw a Pikachu onesie for toddlers on Tumblr today.” I whispered tiredly half way through the movie, resting my hand on Phil’s tummy. “Wouldn’t it be cute if you and our child matched ?” I asked him running, my fingers trough his dark hair.

“There is so much amazing stuff out there to buy.” he mumbled, his eyes not leaving the screen. I let go of my husband, my cheeks flushing red with anger. I sat up straight and glared at him.

Fail number 3. Strike  

“Phil are you doing this on purpose ?” I shouted, making him jump. He literally looked like a lost puppy,confusion plastered onto his face.

“I don’t get it, honey. What did I do. I’m so sorry.” he waffled concerned.

“Baby, I have been dropping hints about wanting to make a baby all day. They were so obvious.” I whined, and threw my hands down onto a sofa cushion.

“Do you not want to have kids?” I asked him hurt. My heart was racing, scared of the possible answer.  

He threw his hands up in defence and readjusted his glasses.

“Of course I want kids. I guess I’m just really stupid and slow. I really love you.” he mumbled and felt sorry although he didn’t have to. I smile spread across my face and I felt a huge weight fall off my shoulders. I told him off for putting himself down.      

“Can we just fuck and make a baby already ?” It wasn’t really a question but a demand.

In one swift motion I climbed onto Phil’s lap. I forcefully grabbed his t-shirt and pulled him into a passionate and hungry kiss.

“Wait, you mean now ?!” he stuttered out of breath as our lips parted. He swallowed hard and I saw how his cheeks grew red. I eagerly nodded my head and attacked his neck with kisses.

A throaty moan left his lips and he buried his fingers in my hair.

“Here?” he gulped as I ran my hands under his shirt.

“Yes, let’s do it.” I seductively whispered, feeling a bulge grow in pants underneath me.

Happy New Year [Part 1]

[Part 2]

You were curled up on the sofa, a blanket wound so tightly around you that it was difficult to move, a slice of pizza in one hand and your cellphone in the other. Taehyung and Jimin had been texting you in tandem for the past hour and a half, begging you to get off your butt and come to the company’s New Year’s Eve party. Quite frankly, nothing sounded more horrendous. You didn’t want to go out, you didn’t want to be around people who were laughing and drinking and having a good time. You wanted to stay home, watch movies and stuff your face, and be in bed by ten.

It was just exactly two weeks ago when you had gotten a text from your boyfriend. He lived in America and the two of you had been working for the last year to try and make this long distance thing work. But distance is a cruel mistress and men are idiots. Your now ex-boyfriend told you that it just wasn’t going to work, he didn’t love you anymore and he had hinted that there was someone else. That could have just been your overactive and very bitter imagination however. It stung, though. It was still stinging.

It was strange how you could take advantage of all the small, normal things in a relationship. You no longer received ‘Good morning’ texts. You didn’t come home to voicemails about how much you were missed. You didn’t have the comfort and reassurance of knowing that there was someone who you loved with your whole heart, and who loved you back just the same.

Just before you could start bawling your eyes out for the umpteenth time today, your phone vibrated in your hand and pulled you out of your thoughts. You unlocked the screen and opened the text, a small smile tugging up the corners of your mouth as you read it.

Jiminnie 🐻 [8:23 PM]
Get your cute buns off that couch and get ready to come party with us

Jiminnie 🐻 [8:24 PM]
I don’t mean to toot my own horn *toooooot* but I am looking pretty damn hot tonight and you probably don’t want to miss it

You giggled to yourself, knowing that Jimin was amping up the silliness to try and make you smile. He and Taehyung had been texting you consistently since yesterday afternoon to try and convince you to come out with them. They knew about the breakup–by now, all of your friends did–but they had made it very clear to you that they were determined to bring you out for a good time.

You typed out a quick reply, your nails tapping against the glass of your phone screen rhythmatically.

[8:28 PM]
You always look pretty damn hot, Jimin. It’s still a no.

It seemed like less than one second after you hit send that a text bubble appeared with a new message from him.

Jiminnie 🐻 [8:28 PM]
Very true! And thank you! But I feel like tonight you need a little extra nudge

Jiminnie 🐻 [8:29 PM]
Exhibit A…

You furrowed your brows, watching the messaging screen with an intense stare as you waited to see what kind of game he was planning on playing. The last thing you expected was to receive a selca from Jimin all dressed up in a suit and tie. You would be the first to admit that you were well aware of how attractive you found your good friend. This was different though, you’d never looked at a picture of Jimin and felt a foreign fluttering sensation in the pit of your stomach. Maybe it was just all the messed up emotions you’d been going through in the last two weeks.



You stared at the photo, your eyes scanning over even the most minute details. His dark hair was styled to perfection, a little tousled but not enough that it distracted from his handsome face. Whoever was in charge of his makeup for the night deserved more than a pat on the back, because the eyeliner was smudged out to perfection. His plump lips were parted slightly and before you could stop it, the thought of how it would feel to have those lips against yours crossed your mind and you exited out of the picture as quickly as your phone would allow.

Jimin was your good friend. One of your closest. Probably your best, really. You didn’t get to think things like that about him. Regardless of how you felt, how heartbroken you were, you didn’t have the right to be thinking about Jimin that way.

You sighed to yourself, the sound getting lost in the emptiness of your small apartment. You were screwed. Five minutes ago, your plan for the evening was to watch the last Harry Potter movie and complete your two day marathon, have a good cry and get to bed. Now everything was turned around, and you knew that if you stayed home, your mind would just be filled about thoughts of Jimin in that suit. Frankly, you really didn’t want to deal with that. So now, somehow, the idea of heading out for a night filled with drinking, music and fireworks was seeming strangely appealing. How did that even happen?

Grudgingly, you picked up your phone, ignoring the several winking face emojis that Jimin had sent after his picture. You added Taehyung’s name into the ‘To:’ box and typed out a simple sentence. One that you were starting to regret the moment you hit ‘Send’.

Pick me up in 20.

You tossed your phone onto the couch cushions, watching for a moment as it lit up and buzzed continuously for over a minute. You didn’t need to pick it up to know that it was Taehyung and Jimin excitedly texting you. It was only now occurring to you that you probably couldn’t attend the party in your panties and sweatshirt. Well, you could if you really wanted to… But that wasn’t quite the impression you were hoping to make on every employee of Big Hit Entertainment. As you unraveled yourself from your cocoon of blankets, you began to get a little excited planning your outfit. You made your way to your bedroom, finishing off your already half-eaten slice of pizza as you did so.

With your hands planted firmly on your hips, you scanned over every article of clothing in your closet. You weren’t sure exactly what kind of party it was. Based on Jimin’s choice of clothing, you could guess that it was a pretty formal event. Then again, he could just be showing off how good he looked in a suit.

You decided that you would match up to him. Even if the party didn’t turn out to be a very formal one, you could at least take comfort in the fact that it wasn’t just you who was dressed to the nines. You stripped yourself of your foodstained sweatshirt, letting it fall to a heap at your feet along with your panties. An idea sparked in your mind out of the blue. For a moment you pushed it away, but after giving it a second thought you figured why not?

Standing on your toes, you blindly swiped your hand over the top shelf of your closet. Once your fingers brushed over the corner of a box, you yanked it down. You held the bright pink gift box in your hands for a moment, fingertips tracing along the embossed letters. It was a gift that your ex had mailed to you, the last thing he’d given you. This was months before the two of you broke up, but you had never gotten the chance to use his gift until now. Truthfully, you were waiting until he came to visit you to debut it. That wasn’t happening, so you might as well get your fill tonight.

You lifted the lid of the box, dropping it carelessly to the floor. It had been a while since you last looked at what was inside, so it was still a surprise for the most part when you moved the tissue paper to the side. A rich red bra and panty set sat perfectly placed inside, almost entirely undisturbed from the moment you’d received it. The lingerie was lined with a shimmering silver ribbon and accented with small rhinestones that followed the curves and lines of the edges of fabric. You smiled to yourself, you wanted to feel sexy tonight for the first time in a long time and you were starting out the right way.

After almost ten minutes of back and forth debating with yourself, you had narrowed it down to two dresses. You glared at both of them, laid out flat over the top of your bedspread. In the time it had taken you to try and decide on a dress, you had curled your hair into loose waves that cascaded down your back and applied a simple face of makeup with nude lips and a smokey, glittering eye. You were still no closer to making your choice. Finally, you opted to just close your eyes, spin yourself around a few times and plant your hand down on the bed. Whichever dress your hand landed on is what you were wearing. No excuses.

You were a little overzealous with the spinning, almost toppling over sideways when you tried to lean forward to select your dress. You eagerly opened your eyes, your vision a little unclear for the briefest of moments. Your fingers were curled into the fabric of a long, haltered black gown with a flowing skirt. It was one of those purchases where you bought it because it was gorgeous, and you’d promised yourself that you would wear it, but it sat in the back of your closet for more years than you could remember. Stepping over to your mirror hanging on the back of your bedroom door, you wiggled into the dress. It hugged your torso, accentuating what a great job your new bra was doing at showing off your breasts. The skirt fell to the floor, flaring out beautifully each time you swayed your hips. It was made of a semi-sheer chiffon fabric, just see-through enough that you could see the silhouette of the slip beneath that stopped just above your knees. You turned around, glancing over your shoulder to examine the back. It was open and low-cut, covering very little skin with several strands of crystals that hung from one side of your torso to the other.

For the first time since your break up, you felt excited. You felt beautiful.

It couldn’t have been more than five minutes until you heard a rapid knocking against your door. Your heels clicked against the hardwood floorboards as you scooped up your phone from where you left it on the couch and after a second of hesitation, just slipped it into your bra. The knocking became more insistent, thumping aggressively against the door.

“I’m coming! Jesus.” You called, quickening your pace and turning the knob to pull open the door.

Jimin stood in the doorway, his hand still held up in a fist, caught in mid-knock. His eyes moved over you as he let his hand fall back down to his side. He opened his mouth to say something, but he was cut off by Taehyung running up behind him.

“Y/N!” He beamed, slinging an arm over Jimin’s shoulders, “Wow. Get a load of you.” He whistled, wiggling his brows lewdly.

You snorted, shoving past them to close and lock the door behind you. “You’re looking mighty handsome yourself, Tae.” You said over your shoulder before turning to face them, your eyes meeting Jimin’s, “You both do.”

Jimin smiled at you, the warmth of it sparkling in his eyes. You felt the same fluttering in the pit of your stomach that you did when you received his picture, but now it was more intense. Maybe it was just your imagination, but you felt a new tension hanging in the air between the two of you. It must have just been your imagination though because after a second, Taehyung clapped Jimin on the back hard enough to jolt him forward and with his signature grin said, “Alright kids, let’s go!”

Jimin drove, Taehyung sat in the back and you sat in the passenger seat–which resulted in constant whining from the backseat. When you were about halfway to the hall where the party was going to be hosted, you glanced over to Jimin. He must have been staring at you, because once you did he quickly turned his head forward to focus on the road. You furrowed your brows, Jimin wasn’t his usual chatty self. Normally when you had those two boys in any one place, there was never a beat of silence.

Maybe you spoke to soon…

“Hey Y/N,” Taehyung leaned forward, poking his head between the two front seats.

“Yes, Tae?” You turned your head to look at him.

“Do you have someone to kiss at midnight?”

You gawked at Taehyung, caught completely offguard by his question. The two of you lurched forward when the car sped up suddenly before slowing back to its regular speed. Jimin muttered an apology and some excuse about changing lanes, but you didn’t pay much attention to it. You were focused on Tae. “Why do you ask?”

Taehyung shrugged a shoulder nonchalantly, “Just wondering. I don’t have anyone to kiss, so I thought if you didn’t either…”

You let your head fall back against the seat, giggling at his antics. Taehyung laughed along with you, and that was all you needed to be certain that he was asking with completely innocent intentions. “Sure, I’d love for you to be my New Year’s kiss.”

Taehyung hollered victoriously in the back seat, throwing his hands in the air and cursing when he drove them into the roof accidentally. You shook your head, grinning to yourself. Once Taehyung had calmed down, it struck you once more how quiet the driver’s seat was. Almost as if Taehyung had read your mind, he once again leaned forward to squeeze in the small space between the two seats.

“What about you, Jimin? Who’s the special lady you’ve got lined up for tonight?” Taehyung asked, his voice lined thickly with taunting.

You forced yourself to smile, watching Taehyung poke his index finger into Jimin’s rib as he begged him for an answer. Something strange began to brew inside of you. You pictured Jimin pulling a gorgeous girl towards him while everyone cheered out ‘Happy New Year!’. It weighed heavy in the form of a lump in your stomach. You forced yourself out of your thoughts just in time to hear his response:

“It’s a secret.”

You felt like you were going to fall through the seat of the car and into the center of the Earth. So he did have someone he planned on kissing. You remained silent the rest of the way to the party, focusing on wiping away any negative feelings you were having. Pushing away the fact that you knew exactly what you were feeling. You were jealous and you hated it. You had no right to be. Jimin wasn’t yours, he could kiss anyone he wanted to.

You didn’t let yourself acknowledge how badly you wanted him to want to kiss you.

Jimin pulled up along to the front entrance and truthfully you would have had no idea if it hadn’t been for Taehyung clapping his hands and practically spilling out of the car excitedly. Jimin got out of the driver’s side without a word and you watched through the window as he tossed his keys to a valet. You frowned to yourself, it wasn’t like him to just leave you behind. Nothing much about how was acting tonight was like him. Just as quickly as you had that thought, he turned back to face you and pulled your door open.

“Don’t be shy,” He whispered as he leant down, offering you his hand.

You rolled your eyes, allowing him to help you out of the car and slipping your hand through the crook of his elbow. As the two of you walked along the snow dusted pathway to the front door, fans and media snapped pictures and filmed the two of you. It wasn’t something that you weren’t used to. You’d been close to the boys for far too long, and had gotten used to what was normal for their lifestyle. Jimin smiled at the crowd of people, using his free hand to wave to the fans that called out to him. You tensed up slightly next to him, you never really knew what to do in situations like this. You weren’t as comfortable with the attention as he was. It didn’t help that you knew that you weren’t the one that they wanted to see. You just felt as if you were in the way.

Jimin turned his head to bring his lips close to your ear and whispered, “You look beautiful. Sorry I didn’t get to tell you that before.”

You felt a rush of heat surge to the apples of your cheeks, praying to anyone who would listen that you could play off any pinkness on the cool wind. Jimin didn’t give you an opportunity to thank him or say anything back, he had already pulled his head away to bow his thanks to the crowd of people and usher you through the glass doors that were being held open for the both of you.

Once the doors were closed behind you, the white noise of fans and cameras was replaced with the white noise of music and chatter. The hall was filled with men and women dressed as elegantly as Jimin–good call on your part. Some were dancing, some were seated at the white, linen covered tables, picking away at their plate of h'orsdeuvers. Jimin unlooped his arm from around your wrist, giving your hand a gentle squeeze.

“Wanna drink?” He asked, nodding his head to gesture to the expansive, mahogany bar that took up almost an entire wall of the room.

You nodded your head, telling him to just surprise you when he asked what you wanted. You weren’t a big drinker, but tonight was not the night for you to be your normal self.

“Well, fuck me!” A voice boomed from behind you, causing you to jump and almost stumble in your heels. Several close by faces turned towards the source of the voice with judgmental scowls.

“Look who got the hell out of her cave and came to party.” Seokjin sauntered over to you, his feet dragging along the fine marble tiled floor.

You laughed, reaching out to steady him as he swayed from side to side. “Happy New Year, Jin. How drunk are you right now?”

“First of all,” Jin pointed a finger at you, attempting to poke it against the tip of your nose but missing and almost jabbing you in the eye. “It’s not the New Year yet, so calm down. Sssssecondly… What did you ask me?”

You raised your brows, pressing your lips together to keep from laughing at your good friend. “Nevermind, i got my answer”

You led him to a table where Yoongi and Namjoon were drunkenly arguing over musicians and their levels of talent. Seokjin tugged onto your dress when you tried to make your way to Jimin, who was waving you over to the bar.

“Don’t leave me for your boyfriend, Y/N.” He groaned.

You gave him a confused look, but Namjoon had slapped a hand over his mouth and tried to pull him against his body. Seokjin’s coordination was long gone however, because he just slumped backwards and out of his chair entirely.

“Don’t you worry, Y/N! We’ve got it all under control!” Namjoon waved you off, lightly shoving you in the direction of Jimin.

You left uncertainly, your eyes continuously glancing back to Yoongi and Namjoon struggling to pull Seokjin off the floor. The sight was more hilarious than anything, but you still felt as if your sober condition could be of use to your drunk friends.

Jimin was leaning his back against the bar, a wide smile turning up the corners of his plump lips. He handed you a tall glass, filled with a slush layered from red at the bottom to pale yellow at the top. You took it from him and eyed it, “What’s this?”

Jimin shrugged a shoulder, “I asked them to surprise me. I did tell them for something sweet though.”

At that, your caution eased up a bit. You brought the straw to your lips, slowly sipping at the liquid. Once it hit your tongue you were surprised at how you didn’t even taste the alcohol, beginning to sip faster.

“Watch out, speedy. You don’t want to drink too fast. Who knows what could happen.” Jimin quirked a brow, his charming smile beginning to look a lot like a devious smirk.“

anonymous asked:

What are your top ten favorite MakoHaru AU's?

If you know me, you know that I am a sucker for AUs. The reason I love them so much is because Makoto and Haru’s relationship in canon is so incredibly beautiful and amazing and I love exploring and seeing how their relationship and bond works again and again in different universes. So having to pick my favourites is also going to be hard because I love almost every AU, but as always, I’m going to try my best! They’re in no particular order.

1. Soulmate AUs

We all know that MakoHaru are soulmates in every universe, but I love universes that are dedicated to it. Matching marks, soulmate’s name, seeing colour when you look in their eyes for the first time, it doesn’t matter because I love it all. I can’t believe that I’ve never actually written a soulmate AU before, but I definitely plan to write some in the future.

2. Hogwarts AU

Let’s be real, regardless of what fandom you’re in (except the Harry Potter fandom obviously), we all love Hogwarts AUs. I love MakoHaru Hogwarts AU so incredibly much and I can’t believe there’s not more of it out there because I have a never ending craving for it. Write what you want to read is what they say, so I just wrote one myself. If you want, you can read that over here.

3. Merman AUs

Is Haru the merman? Great! Is Makoto the merman? Amazing! Are they both mermen? Wonderful! I love all of it and there is definitely enough to read and see out there, because everyone in this fandom loves merman AUs.

4. Future Fish AU

Both with and without the half-fish Haru aspect, I love Future Fish AUs. Firefighter Makoto is just amazing and working in a restaurant as a chef is always something I could picture Haru doing, so it was all a treat for me. I love reading everyone’s takes on it and it’s honestly such a good AU, I just love it.

5. Employee x Customer AUs

The most cliché and overdone trope of them all, but I don’t even care, we all love them. I kept it a bit ambiguous because it works with almost any kind of job; baristas, florists, librarians, bakers, there are so many cute scenarios and stories that can be written and told about all kinds of things and I honestly can’t pick my favourite so that’s why I kept it under an umbrella term.

6. AUs based on other pieces of fiction

This is also a really ambiguous one but I love to see MakoHaru in universes of other anime, movies, games, etc. and I cannot pick a favourite out of them. AUs based on Disney movies like The Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast have been really popular, but I’ve also seen them based on movies like Hotarubi no Mori E and manga like Seven Days. I’m just completely in love with fics and art like this. I have written two of these types of fics in the past, the first one was based off the game To The Moon, and the second was an AU of the anime Death Parade.

7. Royalty AUs

Two princes who are arranged to marry each other? A thief falls in love with the prince? The prince falls in love with a commoner? The prince and a servant have to hide their forbidden relationship? The possibilities are endless and I love them all. I love it so much that I started to write a fic about it a little while ago. It isn’t done yet and therefore I haven’t posted it, but I hope that you’ll like it when it comes out.

8. Fantasy AUs

Same as with the previous one, the possibilities are endless and the whole fantasy setting always has this magical and nostalgic feeling to it, I can’t really explain it but I just love it to bits and pieces.

9. College AUs

The scenario of Makoto and Haru meeting in college is one that is pretty cliché but I don’t even care, I need it but only if they are still each other’s first and only love. I’m especially a sucker for art student Haru meeting literature student Makoto.

10. Canon Divergences

This one probably sounds a bit weird but they’re honestly so great, I love seeing how changing one tiny thing or adding one tiny thing can affect the story as a whole.Once again the possibilities are endless and I love seeing how other people would rewrite the story of Free! if they changed certain aspects. What if Makoto didn’t wake up after almost drowning and Haru had to give him CPR? What if Makoto got cancer during their first year in high school? I wanted to know so I wrote fics about that.

There are tons of other AUs that I love, but I had to narrow it down to ten. I hope that answers your question and I hope that you’ll have a lovely day! ^^

Thoughts on Molly Weasley

We all know that Molly Weasley is a great, wonderful, loving mother, and we can read about her in the books and see her being great in the movies. But imagine Molly Weasley being there for her children when they’re in trouble or sad or love sick or need somebody to talk. 

Bill being afraid of turning into a werewolf the first full moon after being attacked, not wanting to scare Fleur even more, so he leaves her back at Shell Cottage and goes home to the Burrow to think. But Molly sees right through him, and hugs him tightly, puts a hand on his scarred cheek, and just tells him firmly that, werewolf or not, you need to communicate with your spouse about what bothers you. So now go home and tell her that you love her and that you need to talk.

Molly finding 16-year-old Charlie in the kitchen one night, sulking over his tea with a thoughtful, pained expression. When she sits down next to him and asks what’s wrong, he confesses that he feels like something is wrong with him, because he doesn’t fall in love with girls or boys or really anyone, and he really just thinks that dragons are cool and not relationships. And Molly takes his shaky hands into her own, looking right at him and telling him that it didn’t matter, as long as he was happy, and that nothing was wrong with him. When he’s back at Hogwarts, an owl arrives and brings a package that contains a great pullover with a dragon on it and a note, ‘Dragons are cooler anyways.’. 

Molly Weasley telling everyone who wants to hear (or not, it doesn’t matter really) how proud she is of her son Percy who has perfect grades in every subject, is a prefect and (later) Head Boy and that he’s just like Arthur. And when they have a quiet moment alone at home, which is rare, she tells Percy directly how incredibly proud he makes her all the time, and Percy just blushes and mumbles ‘Muuum…’, rolling his eyes, but he actually feels like he’s ten inches taller all of a sudden.

Ginny cries every night in her bed after the events of CoS and often wakes up screaming, Molly waking up every night with her, running into her room and just holding her little girl until the tears run dry. And when they don’t, which happens some nights, Molly bundles her up in her blanket and takes her into her’s and Arthur’s bed, lets her sleep in between them where she can feel safe and protected, because no matter at what age, sometimes children just need their mommy and daddy next to them.

Molly knowing exactly that, even though it might seem so, her twin sons aren’t one and the same in everything; she knows that Fred likes hot chocolate for breakfast while George prefers tea; she knows that George likes the blue bedsheets while Fred prefers the green ones; she knows that even though they’re twins, they are seperate personalities who just happen to complete each other perfectly. And she knows George’s pain after Fred’s death; he doesn’t have to explain anything to her when he moves back home for some months after the battle.  

Molly crying for a whole week when she realizes that Ron has left with Harry and Hermione to look for Horcruxes in the middle of a war. Of course she’s equally as concerned for all of them, because that’s just how she is; Harry and Hermione feel like her children as much as Ron does. And after the Battle of Hogwarts, she can’t sleep right for weeks, so she starts knitting at night to at least keep herself busy. When Ron finds her one night, and asks her why she’s up, she can’t keep it in anymore. She starts crying, and just hugs her youngest son, for what feels like forever, and Ron, who’s confused at first, slowly understands and hugs her back hard. “I love you so much, Ronald Weasley. Don’t ever get into trouble like that.”, she sobs and even though he’s much taller than her by now, it still feels like hugging her little boy. Ron can’t help but laugh,  because “Mum, I don’t think fighting Voldemort and the Deatheaters classifies as ‘trouble’.” and she slaps him over the head, or at least tries, because he’s far too tall to reach, but can’t help but laugh with him. 

Molly Weasley being a loving mother to all of her children, and all of them individually, because they are all seperate personalities with different needs and wants, and she realizes and respects that.   


Originally posted by jayfatuasian

Growing up, you never really cared for summer. It was ridiculously hot, nearly everywhere you went was crowded (especially pools, beaches, or anywhere that offered any sort of relief from the heat), boredom came very easily, and overall, it was just an uncomfortable time of year. You never really understood the hype for summer (other than the brief break from school but even that perk disappeared with the passage of time).

Fall, however, was a completely different story.

You absolutely loved fall. The fashion, the weather, the sports, the holidays; everything about fall was appealing to you. And you made sure that everyone knew just how excited you were for the change of seasons. It was just one of those quirks that your friends had come to expect and accept as part of your friendship but none of your friends truly shared your excitement for fall.

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Harry Freaking Potter {S.M}

requested//a Shawn imagine where he comes back from tour early and you cuddle while watching Harry Potter {Christmas special}

It was three days before Christmas. Today was the day. Shawn should be home, like he has for the past two years. Today, of all days, Shawn should be here. This was more important to you than Christmas itself, more important to you than your anniversary… Well maybe not that but it was pretty important.
Today was the day that you and Shawn always watched Harry Potter. You would get in Christmas pajamas and exchange your Christmas gifts. It was what you looked forward to every year. This would’ve been the third year that the tradition would’ve continued. But instead of eating muffins and drinking hot chocolate with Shawn, you were sitting on the couch in your apartment watching the same Christmas special of Friends that was on two hours ago drinking a red Fanta. This episode was your favorite, but you couldn’t seem to find yourself enjoying it. You were sad, and your phone kept ringing and you didn’t feel like answering it. You wanted to watch this episode of Friends for the third time today and ignore the world. But your darn cell phone just kept ringing. You heard the gosh darn ringtone at least seven times.
Eight times.
Nine times.
Ten times.
You picked up the phone because you couldn’t stand to hear Taylor Swift sing the chorus of “Sparks Fly” one more time. You picked up the phone without even looking at the caller ID.
“What do you want.” You snap into the phone a little more rude than you intended, but you didn’t want to talk to anyone, and I mean ANYONE.
“Babe, I want you to know I’m outside your door.” Shawn chuckles. Shawn. As in Mendes. The guy you wished could be here. Was on the phone when he said he was going to be busy all day long and you didn’t think you would hear from him all day long.
“Shawn oh my god hey I thought you were busy!” You say changing your tone of voice.
“Did you hear what I said?” He laughs. You think back to what he said before.
Holy crap. Shawn was at your front door. You sprung up from the couch and ran to your front door of your apartment. You quickly slung it open. And there he was.
His hair was messy, and he was wearing Santa pajama pants and a black sweatshirt. You couldn’t believe he was right there. You almost started crying. You just were so excited he was right there with you.
“You’re here.” You whispered, a tear escaping your eye.
“I’m here.” He says back and you walk into his arms, wrapping them around him like you were never going to be able to hug him again. His muscular arms wrapped around your small torso.
“God, I missed you.” You mumble into his shoulder. You were slightly lifted off the ground by Shawn, because he was so tall and that’s the only way you couldn’t hug him like this without him bending it down.
“I missed you more my dear.” He says, giving you another squeeze. You couldn’t believe he was actually here. You were certain Shawn wasn’t going to be here and you were planning to sulk the rest of the night. But here he was, hugging you tight and your face was buried in his neck. You could stay like this forever, but you knew you wouldn’t. He pulls away. At first it made you sad, because you felt like when he let go he would be gone. But he was still standing right there when he pulled away. You were so happy he was here. You weren’t surprised when a tear escaped from your cheek. He looks you up and down. You were wearing gray sweatpants and a sweatshirt. The sweatshirt just so happened to be Shawn’s. You took it from his place before he left for tour. It smelled like him. You suddenly felt self conscious, unsure why. You weren’t sure what was wrong with you but it made you slightly upset. He frowned a little.
“What?” You asked, crossing your arms.
“Oh, nothing darling you look beautiful. You aren’t wearing the pajamas…” He says. You laughed a little. You were relived. You silently scolded yourself for thinking Shawn would ever in a million years ever make you feel badly about yourself. Your worried face washed over with a small grin.
“Okay, okay! I’ll go change into my Santa pajama pants so you aren’t lonely.” You say and kiss his nose lightly. You run up to your room and rummage through your drawer, finally finding the Santa pajama pants that Shawn had gotten you for Christmas last year. You quickly took off your sweatpants and pulled on the Santa pajamas that matched Shawn’s. You proceeded to run downstairs, almost falling down the stairs might I add, and Shawn is kneeling by the DVD player, already staring to load the first Harry Potter movie. You smile to yourself.
“You have no idea how happy I am that you are here.” You say, walking slowly over to Shawn. He pushes the DVD into the player and looks up at you with a smile.
“I’m happy I’m here too.” He stands up and walks over to you. He had taken off his sweatshirt and was now in his thin white t-shirt that was basically see through. It was pretty freaking hot to say the least. He makes his way over to you and wraps his arms around your waist.
“Don’t you look lovely.” He whispers in your ear and kisses your neck.
“I’m wearing your sweatshirt and Santa Claus pajama pants, I’m not really a Victoria Secret model.” You laugh a little.
“I think you are absolutely gorgeous.” He says a little dramatically and gives you a kiss on the mouth briefly, giving a loud ‘MUAH!’
“Thank you, handsome.” You giggle, running your hands over his stomach. His eyes flash worry and he takes your hands away. He really hates when you give him attention like that. You weren’t sure why, but it really made him uncomfortable.
“Let’s watch the movies. I’ve been waiting all year for this.” He says and kisses your neck lightly. You shiver at the ghostly feeling of his lips.
“Yeah, let’s do it.” You say, taking Shawn’s hand into yours and leading him to your couch. He sits down, you sitting next to him. You swing your legs over his, basically sitting in his lap. He places his hand on your thigh, smiling at you.
“The remote is by your leg, hand it to me.” You laugh. His cheeks turn red and he hands you the remote. You click buttons and start to set up the movie. The movie starts to play. His hand tightens a little on your thigh, almost to where it tickles you. But it doesn’t.
“Thanks for coming home for this.” You sigh.
“I’m sad I have to leave in four days.” He whispers, resting his head on your neck.
“Four days!” You say excited. He laughs a little.
“Didn’t know you didn’t wanted me to leave so early.”
“No! You are going to be here for Christmas!” You squeal, hugging onto him tight. You couldn’t be happier. Not only was he here for the marathon, he was going to be here for Christmas, your favorite holiday.
“Oh, I seem to have forgotten to mention that.” He smiles a little, kissing your cheek.
“This is the best Christmas present I could ask for!” You say, squeezing him tighter, peppering his face with kisses. Your hands move up to his face as you start kissing him deeply. His hands move from your thigh to your lower back. Your lips moving in sync. You could feel things heating up, but Shawn stops abruptly. Both of you were breathing heavy and your lips were swollen and his hair was spiked up from your fingers running through it. You give him a confused look.
“Look, darling I’m sorry but the owl part is about to happen and that’s my favorite part.”

this was a complete mess but Christmas imagine special!! idk why I wrote this bc I hate Christmas!! But this took me a whole Sunday to write wow I gotta drive to rehearsals :))

10 Films Everyone Needs To See (In My Personal Opinion.)

A lil’ list by Jimmy. 
I made an attempt to make this list a little different, I would have also listed films like Lord of the Rings, Star Wars and Harry Potter, but assumed them to be too obvious for such a list. Enjoy! 

In no particular order;

  • Grease (1978) - The film that kick-started my love for music, musicals and musical theatre. Grease has a very, very special place in my heart which was started due to my father constantly playing the film when I was 3 years old. Looking back, the film has a lot of faults, but I believe it to be one of the greatest films of all time, and also competes very heavily for being one of my favourites. 
  • The Book of Life (2014) - Probably one of the greatest animated masterpieces, along with some classic Disney and Pixar films, I’d consider this movie to be one of the best. With a beautifully constructed world and some gorgeous characters, The Book of Life is a story about a bet made on love by the spirits La Meutre and Xibulba, after seeing two young boys competing for the heart of a young girl. 
  • Pulp Fiction (1994) - The film poster featured on the wall of almost every film student… Just watch it already, because otherwise you’ll be badgered until the end of your life. 
  • Clockwork Orange (1971) - As the tag-line gives it away, this film is not for the faint of hearted. It covers very serious themes and is a very dark and gritty film. I’d consider this a film that everyone needs to see, mainly as a product to make one think and then discuss the topics arisen. On one hand, it can be considered as a film that contributes to ideology of rape culture, however I personally believe that it’s more used by Kubrick as a way to make an individual think, rather than to normalise. The film follows the teenager of Alex and his gang of misfits, and eventually the severe aversion therapy he is put under.
  • Monty Python’s Life of Brian (1979) - Now, I’m a fan of EVERYTHING Monty Python, but this film stands out to me as it’s the first I ever saw, and I’d never seen something so hilarious in my damn life. The majority of the comedy comes from religious satire, follow the character of Brian who is born in the stable next to Jesus, and as you can imagine, people seem to mistake him as the messiah. 
  • Casablanca (1942) - One of the quintessential classic films, Casablanca has definitely earned its legendary status. A truly majestic drama, with a glorious story of romance, and with a magnificent soundtrack. Casablanca follows the character of Rick who owns a nightclub in the town of Casablanca, but alas, trouble ensues when his ex-love enters the town and needs his help.
  • Airplane! (1980) - One of the single greatest comedies ever made. Airplane! is a film that leaves me in stitches throughout, no matter how many times I watch it. As the crew and passengers of a packed airplane begin to fall ill, an ex-pilot needs to step up to the plate and pilot the plane to safety, but alas, hilarity ensues. 
  • Good Will Hunting (1997) - One of the most beautiful dramas of all time, Good Will Hunting follows the character of Will Hunting, a laborer who essentially has been hiding his genius level intellect. Due to a prosecution agreement, Will becomes the patient of a therapist of whom he eventually bonds with and opens up to.  
  • The Breakfast Club (1985) - A beautifully made coming-of-age drama by the legendary John Hughes. The film is essentially about a group of teenagers from differing cliques coming together for a detention, all to discover they’re not all that much different.
  • The Shawshank Redemption (1994) - A gorgeously shot film based on a novel by Stephan King. The film follows the character of Andy Dufresne, who is sentenced to life and prison, and begins to bond with fellow prisoner, Red. 

Now, I am intrigued to know, what are 10 films you’d add to this list?

andthecollisionofyourkiss  asked:

I love your Sense8 headcanons! I was wondering if you could do some more Harry Potter ones, but like the cluster at Hogwarts?

  • for a long time, nomi thinks she’d be better off as a squib. her mother looks at her and nomi knows she doesn’t see her. she sees michael, heir to house marks, the scion of a legacy of pureblood supremacy and magical might that weighs heavy on nomi’s shoulders. she holds the magic tight in her core, keeps it quiet, and most of her knows it’s stupid, but part of her hopes. her hogwarts letter calls her michael, and her mother’s smug relief is a punch in the gut. she sits quiet on the train, eyes heavy and shoulders hunched. she winces they call a name that isn’t hers, and put a hat on her head. ‘hello nomi.’ says a voice in her head. ‘let’s find you a home.’
  • the only reason wolfgang ends up in slytherin is the boy he meets on the train, all long limbs and teasing smile, telling him slytherin’s the place for people who make it. his father was a slytherin, the hat warns him. wolfie smiles, and says he’ll be a better one. he wraps an arm around felix, pulling him in the seat next to his. they’ll make it together, then.
  • quidditch isn’t very big in south korea, but as soon as sun realizes she can hit iron murder balls with a club, she’s suddenly very interested. in her third year, no one takes the tiny thirteen year old korean girl seriously until she sends a bludger careening between the incumbent beater’s legs.
  • capheus accidentally transfigures a boot into a chicken in their fourth year, and can’t figure out how to get rid of it, so he just has a pet chicken now apparently which kala says’ll be useful if there’s ever another basilisk
  • kala was so proud of becoming a ravenclaw prefect until she realized that nine times out of ten, the only thing she’s going to find on patrol is wolfie hooking up with someone. the bathroom is a nice perk, at least until she goes in to take a bubble bath and finds wolfgang’s pale german ass pushing up against the tile and then—“seriously william? again?” 
  • riley holds dance parties in the hufflepuff common room every couple of weeks, and they always end up being ragers because will always manages to smuggle in alcohol. ‘if they’re going to get plastered, there should at least be a prefect watching.’ he notes, as they watch capheus trying to reenact the dance from pulp fiction on top of a table with a very confused chicken. ‘you are a terrible prefect,’ she counters, and steals his drink.
  • felix using bad pick-up lines about drinking some liquid luck and sun laughing so hard the entire great hall notices  
  • lito as the quidditch commentator who spends most of the game talking about himself—which is better than when caph does it and makes his own inaccurate sound effects, references movies no one understands, and gets so excitable he kicks professor sprout in the face
  • none of them realize they all have the same birthday until they’re all barred from taking the apparition test with everybody else, so they decide to pull a breakfast club and get high behind the greenhouses
  • will saves a first year from the whomping willow in sixth year, and wakes up in the hospital wing two days later surrounded by flowers and with dicks drawn all over his cast
  • nobody talks about the time lito lost a fight to a flobberworm
Solivagant - Jinki


This night wasn’t supposed to end like this.

You tap your freezing fingers nervously on your knees, the never ending silence bringing a dreadful ideas to your mind. Looking around you, your eyes slip to the old, flickering lamp, it’s glass cover full of dead insects. It’s the only source of light close enough to brighten every shaded corner, gladly making you feel at least a bit more comfortable. Your heart quickens its pace every time the light dims.

Closing your eyes, you rub on the eyelids when yellow spots begin to cover your sight.

Straightening your back you let out a quiet sigh; sitting on the edge of the wooden bench with two (out of four) desks missing isn’t the most comfortable position. The proximity of a trash can, that still holds the, oh such a distinct, smell of burning making it only worse.

Such a cozy bus stop, such a lovely sight.

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