because there is no d in my life right now

As an asexual I have to say this. Daryl and Carol could go the rest of the show never touching each other or doing the deed, and they’d still be romantic to me. I don’t personally give a shit. Because they have something right now that I’d be happy with the rest of my life, and as long as they keep doing what they do, no one can convince me they are just platonic!

minister-of-silly-walks  asked:

Prompts! Yes! I have two for you if you're willing... CougarJensen - You love me, right? and same pair, Please come with me. Also I hope life is going all right for you at the moment and I was so hyped to find that you're putting some more of your ficletts on Ao3!

Let’s go with “You love me, right?”! Which could be super cute and playful, but I ended up turning it into angst, because I’m in that kind of mood right now. I mean, badass Jensen is my favourite, but I do enjoy angsty Jensen from time to time. This is usually the kind of story you’d see from the POV of the person being angsty, but because I’m a rebel I went with Cougar’s POV. Enjoy!

Cougar was, if he dared say so himself, an expert on the subject of Jacob Jensen. The majority of it was due to practice — he had spent enough time in Jensen’s presence to figure out most of his quirks — but he also made a special effort to remember each new thing he learned.

Jacob Jensen was fascinating.

They might not have started out that way — Cougar had been unimpressed by Jensen’s loud talking and exuberant personality during their first couple of missions together — but as he had come to know him, well, Jensen had become quite impossible to resist. There was just something so genuine about him. He was happy and carefree and shared his enthusiasm with the world without a second thought.

He was, in lack of a better word, innocent. Almost breathtakingly pure in a way that Cougar felt drawn to, simply for how radiant he was.

Jensen wasn’t perfect, and certainly not defenseless or harmless, but he did give Cougar a sense of safety and stability that no one else could. At his core, Jensen was kind, fiercely loyal, and very protective of those he cared about. Cougar trusted Jensen to always have his best interest at heart, which allowed Cougar to lower many of the walls he had built up over the years.

He had no defenses against someone like Jensen, who smiled that soft smile of his and touched Cougar with such reverence.

Most days, Cougar couldn’t help but marvel at how lucky he was. It felt almost surreal to be allowed to wake up next to Jensen every morning. To see his face relaxed in sleep, and trace looping patterns on his bare skin. No one but Cougar had that, and he still wasn’t sure why he had been given the privilege.

Whatever the reason, he made sure to make the most of it.

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Chapter 17: Episode 2

           I suppose he’d come to the right place. I was the only one above him in the ranks now, which meant that if I gave him the time, I’d be without my Editor-in-Chief. Well, that would sure cause me trouble.

           “Really?” I asked. “How much time are we talking about?”

           “Two days. That should be fine.”

           “Two, huh?” I looked him over and smiled. “I’ll give you three, Mittens. Just because I’m a kind and magnanimous boss.”

           I could see the smile trying to crack, but it wasn’t much.  “Thanks, Lane.”

           “Sure. I’ll have Chelle put it into the system now, and I’ll see you Thursday,” I said and he nodded, leaving the office. I tapped my fingertips together, thinking. What a pickle. This magazine seems to be completely incapable of retaining its editors. Nothing for it, then. I’ll have to go to her. She’s the only one with the experience.

           I stood, crossing the office and finding Chelle in hers. I glanced around, interestedly, wondering what would be the best way for me to take that from her, too.

           “Oh Chelle,” I said easily. “I need you for something.”

           “What now? Your shoes need polishing?” she asked.

           I smirked. “No. Nothing like that. I’m talking about a real job. Mr. Vanderwaal has taken some sick leave, so we need a temporary temporary-Editor-in-Chief.”

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sporadicalex  asked:

hi there! here to dump caryl feels in your inbox because why not: honestly the thing that still kills ME about the episode is daryl's broken 'why'd you go'. like its so obvious that he internalizing it and his whole life is a mess right now and he just wants to know what he could have done to make it better. and, like, im BUMMED what we never got to see daryls reaction to being told that carol left. like how much did he know, what did rick (cuz it had to be rick you know?) tell him??

oh god that would have been my new otp tag for them if it wasn’t so depressive. the way he delivered that line has me sobbing. he stands there in front of her like a scared, kicked puppy- unsure how she is going to react, but he had to go to see her anyways because it’s his carol. the canon confirmed most important person in the world to him. 

gah i hate all these unanswered questions too. there are so damn many. also when he first talked to morgan in this ep it was obvious to him that morgan knows a lot of things that happened and he doesn’t and it bothers him so damn much. 

I’d been stuck in one gender my whole life. It never bothered me. Now I wondered how that would feel for Alex. The only analogy I could come up with wasn’t a very good one. My second grade teacher, Miss Mengler (aka Miss Mangler), had forced me to write with my right hand even though I was left-handed. She’d actually taped my left hand to the desk. My mom had exploded when she found out, but I still remember the panicky feeling of being restrained, forced to write in such an unnatural way because Miss Mengler had insisted, “This is the normal way, Magnus. Stop complaining. You’ll get used to it.”
—  Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard: The Hammer of Thor, Rick Riordan
the signs as pick up lines

Aries: your lips look so lonely…would they like to meet mine?
Taurus: do you have a name or can i call you mine?
Gemini: i’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you.
Cancer: on a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, because i’m the 1 you need
Leo: i’m learning about important dates in history. wanna be one of them?
Virgo: if i received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, i’d have five cents.
Libra: i want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
Scorpio: there’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. clothes are now 100% off!
Sagittarius: is your dad an art thief? because you’re a masterpiece.
Capricorn: guess what I’m wearing? the smile you gave me.
Aquarius: if you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
Pisces: your hand looks heavy. let me hold it for you.

it hurts my heart so much that even probably right now could wanting to be texting isak so badly because he just wants to feel normality, like he felt all last week when he was at isak’s place, because now that he /knows/ that he can be happy with isak, he would like to have that as a permenant thing in his life.

but, everytime he’d wanna press “send”, he sees isak’s last text to him, telling even to stop texting him because he’s finding it hard wrapping his head around all of this.

and so he just … deletes the entire text he was gonna send isak at first and puts his phone away, because, no, even now, isak comes first for even. and if isak doesn’t want him to text, he won’t.

but that painful, crushing feeling of “i’m gonna lose him, aren’t i?”, must be eating its way inside even’s soul and flesh and finding a place to settle itself, cement itself, into even’s mind and bones.

oh god :(

  • Oswald: Ed are listening to me?!
  • Ed: I'm listening
  • Oswald: Say something
  • Ed: I loved her Oswald.... an-
  • Oswald: No you didn't
  • Ed: Yes I did
  • Oswald: No Ed you didn't
  • Oswald: No offense Ed, but you can't fall in love with someone after only knowing them for a week
  • Ed: I may have only known her for a week, but it felt like I knew her for-
  • Oswald: Oh please Ed if you are going to go back to "It feels like I have known her my whole life" bull crap you can just shoot me now because I'd hate for that to be the last thing I hear.
  • Ed: SHUT UP!!! I will defend the fact that I loved Isabella for the rest of my days
  • Oswald: You know what Ed? You are right.
  • Ed: What?
  • Oswald: You did love Isabella. It is definitely a fact.
  • Ed: .....
  • Oswald: it is
  • Ed: Don't you dare
  • Oswald: Definitely
  • Ed: Oswald
  • Oswald: ...
  • Ed: ...
  • Oswald: An Alternative Fact
  • Ed: [Shoots him]
“Do I want kids?”

For @carryon-countdown: Moms. 


I’d like to just have one, I think.

One child will be enough, because it will be

my child.

They’ll have a silly middle name, like Scrum

or Snow.

You should always have a funny middle name,

it makes life more funny.

I’ll take them to the gardens, and they will

love the rosebuds as much as I do.

I will raise them to make the world a better place,

to fight for what is right.

I will teach them to dance, laugh,

and not take life too seriously.

They will have my hair and Davy’s nose and

they will never feel like they don’t belong.


Not as long as I am alive.


I never do things by halves.

I want at least five, and I want them now.

Martin doesn’t know it yet, but we will be

the best parents.

I will teach them to stand up for themselves,

they will be the most powerful thinkers.

They’ll chase after knowledge, and 

look out for their own.

Lucy’s child will be silly, I’m sure, so

my children will need to look after him.

I’ll have a theme, as far as names go.

It’s orderly that way.

I’ll name them all after cities, or perhaps 

they’ll have names that all start with P.


That sounds just perfect.


I will not have children as soon as I graduate.

I have things to do,

I have a school to run.

I have all the time in the world.


when I do,

I will do anything to keep them safe.

They will have Malcolm’s composure and my strength.

I will feel fire in my child’s magic.

Our heritage will be in the brown of their skin,

the line of their nose.

They will be a Pitch, through and through.

And, if I am not there to see them grow,

I hope they will find someone

to hang the moon for them.

I hope they will

carry on

carry on

carry on.

The Stranger (Bucky Barnes x Reader)

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Word Count: 2.5k 

A/N: In a bid to be more positive in my general life- because I’m a pessimistic little shit in reality, I’m trying to write fluffy happier stuff. Yay. So now you can all deal with the sweetness that is 1940s Bucky. Woo! 

Tagged: @sprinkleofhappinessuniverse @poe-also-bucky @sebbsbitch @downforevans @princess-basket-case @eileenlikesyou-maybe @fvckingavengers @fvckingbuckyandsteve @next-to-bucky @lokiscurvylover @ilovebeingjoyful @chunkymonky11 @avengersthoughts @creideamhgradochas @buck-0-lantern @meatballevan @myluvislikewow

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anonymous asked:

Can you do the batfamily as "things you've said" because I'm curious? :D

bruce: “is there an indifference contest out there that i can lose by not caring enough to win”
barbara: “she stopped talking to me because i was “too into my book”. she was talking about dancing asparagus”
dick: “[right after having heavily argued with my mom] anyway what’s for dinner?”
jason: “stop fighting when i don’t have food. i finished my cheese puffs half an hour ago”
tim: “if my eyes seem big now then as a baby i was an anime character and that’s making me uncomfortable”
damian: “honestly if i could pet every animal on earth i’d still be angry but i’d have petted every animal on earth”
stephanie: “i don’t wanna go. i mean i will because of the buffet. but”
cassandra: “[getting angry in the middle of a barbie toy store] do you think they sell machetes here"
alfred: “blissfully unaware in my own world where i’ve spent so much time lately i have started developing problems there as well”

remind me to choose a bias if i can turn back time and stan bts again… this is getting so hard i want to buy every member’s slogan because i can’t choose one to buy, but then again i have to wait for official goods too…

How do I let go?
How do I take everything I’d been building my life around,
crumple it up into a tiny ball,
and throw it away?
I don’t know where to start.
I don’t even know how to start.
I just know that right now,
I’m not doing this right.
I’m not living my life according to what you have in sight.
I’m trying to fill up my heart with something, anything,
but all I’m getting is more emptiness.
Those somethings and anythings are amounting to nothing.
So I’m here.
I’m offering myself up,
because I know I can’t continue on my own.
I’m here, but what do I do now?
How do I let go?
—  i’m here // c.r.h.

Happy 27th birthday Jack!

There is so much I’d like to tell you but I’ll keep it short. Since October 18th, you’ve changed my life. You make me look more positive at the world, you made me smile when now one else could and you helped me making the right choices. There are so many people out there who are still here because of you and I think that’s amazing. You give me reasons to smile and keep on going every single day and I can’t thank you enough for that. I hope you have a great day!

- June (◕‿◕✿)

HAS ANYONE ELSE DONE THIS CROSSOVER YET BECAUSE THESE TWO GAMES ARE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW (Doesn’t it also seem like it’d fit for Zen ‘cuz musicals?)
I’ll finish this piece up once I’m done with my commissions
VLD Season 2 in a Nutshell
  • Haggar: My lord, you're killing the druids with this overtime.
  • Zarkon: Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if you'd just do your jobs right and make Shiro give me my lion back!
  • Haggar: Sir, we can DRAIN Voltron's LIFE FORCE. You don't need the lion.
  • Zarkon: Now look what you've done, I'm resorting to punching my own soldiers into walls because you're all so useless.
  • Haggar: My lord, Commander Thace is a spy! Are...are you even listening?!
  • Zarkon: I can't hear you over the sound of me calling the Black Lion!
  • Haggar: You literally broke up ten thousand years ago, move on already.

Because it’s Updating The Internet About My Real Life night:

@carminapossunt and I are getting married! 

Yes, that’s right, after only fourteen years of dating, we are finally getting legally married! When we started dating we could not have gotten married anywhere in this entire country, and now we can! It’s been a while.

We figured that if we kept putting it off we’d never actually do it, so we are inviting our immediate family and getting married in, uh, two months. End of December. Go us!

exactly five years ago i watched sherlock for the first time, making me fall in love with everything about it, and today i’m in my second year at uni studying film and television production and we’re currently on a six hour ride away to film a documentary about another sherlock fan and how it changed their life for the better. even though i’m currently a bit pissed at the show, i owe basically everything to it, because i didn’t know where i’d be right now if it wasn’t for this show. and now i’m exactly where i’m supposed to be.