because the thirst is real...man

I CAN’T BELIEVE YUURI WAS THE PLAYBOY ALL ALONG

He seduced Viktor at the last GPF banquet and just left him.

Exo at their concert
  • Xiumin: *strips* hUH WHY DOES THIS FEEL KINDA WEIRD OOOPS *flashes everyone*
  • Suho: JESUS CHRIST YOUR LITTLE SISTER IS WATCHING
  • Sehun: IM SAD I DIDN'T GET TO TWERK- I MEAN LOOK AT THIS ASS
  • Kai: *cries bc his doggies arent there*
  • Tao: *hobbles around* tHNAK gOD I dont have to flip and spin a stick again that was work
  • Yixing: *strips and humps the shit out of nothing*
  • Chanyeol: *cHOKEs* LAY sTOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING- MY MOTHER IS IN THE CROWD-
  • Baekhyun: *runs past mother in the audience* MAMA WE AREN'T GAY I PROMISE
  • Kyungsoo: God i hate this group
  • Chen: XIUMIN AND LAY ARE STRIPPING WHY ISN'T ANYONE THROWING MONEY AT US
  • (Meanwhile Luhan and Kris look up the Exo tag while they sit in a hole somewhere in China)
  • Luhan: pretttty disappoint that sehun wasnt half naked just fucking saying because tHE THIRST I HAVE FOR THIS MAN IS REAL- OH MY GOD IS THAT EL DORADO? *single tear rolls down cheek* THAT'S ALL I EVER FUCKING WANTED FUCK
  • Kris: wtf they didn't dress up as vegetables
Euphemisms from Today’s GMM

Because I’m trash, here you go:

which foods get you in the moods?
get the motor running
put the emotion in our ocean
emotional stirring
desire level
i feel like zinc and vitamin b and e is coursing through my enticed veins
it’s increasing
looking for a little romance
the darker the chocolate the more enticing the attraction
the passion of our wives
i’m liking this picture
the healthy level of attraction
boosts testosterone
monkeying around
ready to go
slight increase from my base-level excitement
less excited in my heart
the feels
feeling lightheaded, like I’m swimming in an ocean of emotion
feeling more than I’ve felt
reaching the top of the scale
get your blood pumping & palms sweating
boost circulation to all parts of the body