because the thirst is real...man

Exo at their concert
  • Xiumin: *strips* hUH WHY DOES THIS FEEL KINDA WEIRD OOOPS *flashes everyone*
  • Suho: JESUS CHRIST YOUR LITTLE SISTER IS WATCHING
  • Sehun: IM SAD I DIDN'T GET TO TWERK- I MEAN LOOK AT THIS ASS
  • Kai: *cries bc his doggies arent there*
  • Tao: *hobbles around* tHNAK gOD I dont have to flip and spin a stick again that was work
  • Yixing: *strips and humps the shit out of nothing*
  • Chanyeol: *cHOKEs* LAY sTOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING- MY MOTHER IS IN THE CROWD-
  • Baekhyun: *runs past mother in the audience* MAMA WE AREN'T GAY I PROMISE
  • Kyungsoo: God i hate this group
  • Chen: XIUMIN AND LAY ARE STRIPPING WHY ISN'T ANYONE THROWING MONEY AT US
  • (Meanwhile Luhan and Kris look up the Exo tag while they sit in a hole somewhere in China)
  • Luhan: pretttty disappoint that sehun wasnt half naked just fucking saying because tHE THIRST I HAVE FOR THIS MAN IS REAL- OH MY GOD IS THAT EL DORADO? *single tear rolls down cheek* THAT'S ALL I EVER FUCKING WANTED FUCK
  • Kris: wtf they didn't dress up as vegetables