because that's who megan feels like she is

yes but can we talk about Hiram’s violet head because it’s really important to me

he tells the gold head that he prefers to be called violet, not purple

AND HIRAM LITERALLY CALLS HIM VIOLET IN THE NEXT SENTENCE

but that’s not all

STEVE CARLSBURG EVEN CALLS HIM VIOLET AND NOBODY MENTIONS IT OR ANYTHING

reason #87 why I’d rather live in Night Vale than here