because that's one hell of a book

things to appreciate in the Spring Day mv:
  • also shoutout to whoever threw this cake with expert precision because it definitely hit namjoon in the face





and also everyone looks amazing and this song is 10/10 and i feel like the live performances are gonna be emo af and im ready

  • Lance: Hey Keith, are you a pokemon?
  • Keith: What?
  • Lance: Because I chose you. Or I could have said I like throwing my balls at you but that would be taking things a little to far
  • Keith: *sigh* oh my god, I hate you! -_-
  • Lance: Hey hey Keith!
  • Keith: What!?
  • Lance: Are you my asthma inhaler?
  • Keith: please stop!
  • Lance: Because you're giving me life
  • Keith: I'm going to kill you!
  • Lance: Please, one more?
  • Keith: ugh fine!
  • Lance: Did you fall from heaven?
  • Keith: Seriously Lance, that's the oldest one in the book.
  • Lance: So you did fall from heaven, and you were sent to hell because of that freak mullet.
  • Keith: LANCE! You're so FUCKING DEAD!!
Straight outta hell Part 3-Magnus Bane

Y/N has revealed were she was. How will the gang react? Is the prince of hell going to do nothing? What will the angels say? And most importantly how many times can Y/N embarrass Magnus

“So Y/N where have you been? Oh and do you have any embarrassing memories of ‘Maggie’?” Simon laughed as he finally got a seat.
“Oh loads. And to answer your question I was kidnapped by my ‘father’ to Hell”
They all gasped.

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So my boi Westfall ended up with YRENE IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM!! GOD I LOVE THEM #CHAORENE FTW!!
One thing that’s been bugging me is how all of you guys blame SJM for pairing CHAOL with Yrene. I’m sorry that he fell in love with the woman who healed him.
Also I hate how half of y'all are saying that SJM is not liking POC BITCH SJM JUST CREATED A BEAUTIFUL POC SHIP! Hell thats the best thing I’ve ever seen in books because brown people don’t get as much respect and recognition in books like they deserve! Like so what if Nesryn is with Sartaq she’s with a prince! Hell it makes me proud that both POC came together that usually never happens cause they end up dying! So shut yalls mouth before y'all speak! Think before you speak! Think how do others feel when they see TWO BEAUTIFUL POC PEOPLE TOGETHER!!

Mean Girls Starters
  • ❝If you're from Africa, why are you white?❞
  • ❝Oh my God, [name], you can't just ask people why they're white.❞
  • ❝Boo, you whore!❞
  • ❝Nice wig, [name]. What's it made of?❞
  • ❝Your Mom's chest hair!❞
  • ❝On Wednesdays we wear pink!❞
  • ❝Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining [name]'s life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.❞
  • ❝Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.❞
  • ❝You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!❞
  • ❝See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, [name], for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with [name], [name]? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize.❞
  • ❝And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!❞
  • ❝That is so fetch!❞
  • ❝Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!❞
  • ❝God! I am so sorry [name]. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!❞
  • ❝[Name], I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.❞
  • ❝And none for [name], bye!❞
  • ❝Get in loser, we're going shopping.❞
  • ❝Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.❞
  • ❝I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...❞
  • ❝She doesn't even go here!❞
  • ❝Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?❞
  • ❝I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.❞
  • ❝I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.❞
  • ❝Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.❞
  • ❝One time she met John Stamos on a plane... And he told her she was pretty.❞
  • ❝One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.❞
  • ❝Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?❞
  • ❝Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.❞
  • ❝Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!❞
  • ❝[Name] had cracked.❞
  • ❝Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!❞
  • ❝Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin, 'cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!❞
  • ❝There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!❞
  • ❝I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.❞
  • ❝I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.❞
  • ❝Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell?❞
  • ❝I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD [name] you're so stupid!❞
  • ❝It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.❞
  • ❝That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.❞
  • ❝She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.❞
  • ❝That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.❞
  • ❝She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.❞
  • ❝And they have this book, this burn book, where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.❞
  • ❝Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!❞
  • ❝At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die.❞
  • ❝Is butter a carb?❞
  • ❝You can't sit with us!❞
  • ❝Fine! You can walk home, bitches.❞
  • ❝And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.❞
  • ❝My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.❞
  • ❝I love her. She's like a Martian!❞
  • ❝Are they not suppose to be let out when they're grounded?❞
  • ❝She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?❞
  • ❝I like invented her, you know what I mean?❞
  • ❝I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.❞
  • ❝Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.❞
  • ❝Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.❞
  • ❝Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.❞
  • ❝Regina George is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!❞
  • ❝I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.❞
  • ❝Your face smells like peppermint!❞
  • ❝Oh, you'll get socialized all right, a little slice like you.❞
  • ❝You're a regulation hottie.❞
  • ❝We do not have a clique problem at this school.❞
  • ❝But you do have to watch out for "frenemies".❞
  • ❝I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!❞
  • ❝Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.❞
  • ❝I don't hate you cuz yo' fat... yo' fat cuz I hate you!❞
  • ❝You smell like a baby prostitute.❞
  • ❝Is your muffin buttered?❞
  • ❝Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?❞
  • ❝Good. So it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.❞
  • ❝Finally, Girl World was at peace.❞
  • ❝Hey, check it out. Junior Plastics.❞
  • ❝Damn, Africa, what happened?❞
  • ❝I saw [name] wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.❞
  • ❝Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?❞
  • ❝Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks.❞
  • ❝Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.❞
  • ❝Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.❞
  • ❝Can you believe my f-ing mom is here?❞
  • ❝I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.❞
  • ❝I care. Every year the seniors through this dance for the underclassmen called the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected King and Queen automatically become head of the Student Activities Committee and since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would safely say, I care.❞
  • ❝Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.❞
  • ❝Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?❞
  • ❝What are marijuana tablets?❞
  • ❝You cannot do that. That is social suicide. Damn! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.❞
  • ❝Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.❞
  • ❝Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.❞
  • ❝Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!❞
  • ❝I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you.❞
  • ❝Come on! We could publish it and then everybody would see what an ax-wound she really is!❞
  • ❝And you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week, so I guess you chose today.❞
  • ❝She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.❞
  • ❝I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs.❞
  • ❝Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!❞
  • ❝I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang.❞
  • ❝You can do this. There's nothing to break your focus, because not one of those Marymount boys is cute.❞
  • ❝There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.❞
  • ❝Well, I mean you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.❞
  • ❝The limit does not exist!❞
  • ❝I just wanted to say that you're all winners. And that I couldn't be happier the school year is ending.❞
  • ❝It's called the South Beach Fat Flush and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours.❞
  • ❝She's fabulous, but she's evil.❞
  • ❝So, are you gonna send any candy canes?❞
  • ❝No. I don't send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch.❞
  • ❝'Cause she's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.❞
  • ❝Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.❞
  • ❝Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!❞
  • ❝Oh, no. It was coming up again, word vomit... no, wait a minute... Actual vomit.❞
  • ❝Grool... I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.❞
  • ❝I'm a cool mom! Right Regina?❞
  • ❝Good news, they didn't get run over... Bad news, they're still flat.❞
  • ❝Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?❞
  • ❝Oh god, busted! Just start apologizing and crying. No, play it cool.❞
  • ❝I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn't even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I'm the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn't hear that.❞

hey since some people still cant understand this shit:

being cis doesnt inherently make you a bad person or some kind of “Trash” or “scum”

if youre cis, youre cis. theres nothing wrong with that and no one says there is. no ones going to go out and attack you for that.

but you dont need a visibility day. you dont have to have a day to feel special or accepted or VISIBLE. look outside, walk around, there you all are!! its SAFE and OKAY to be cis. yall are EVERYWHERE. every movie is about cis people. every book, every song, everything is assumed cis because thats what “everyone” is.

meanwhile us trans and nonbinary kids are ignored, called fake, called mentally ill, looked down on, hidden and shoved back in the closet daily. hell, a lot of us RISK OUR LIVES just by existing and being out of the closet.

a lot of people need to lie and pretend to be cis, thats giving yall FAKE VISIBILITY because being seen as cis is safer and the “default”. i’m 100% out and most of my family and workplace still see me as cis even though theyve already been told otherwise.

its the same reason Pride exists. to be seen, to be accepted, to see there are others who are just like us. to know we aren’t alone.

you dont need visibility because we all already see you. trans people need visibility because otherwise we might as well not exist.

I started reading Warchild by Karin Lowachee and I have really liked it so far! It is really beautiful portrayal of a boy who is practically raised for war. 

I drew fanart of Jos, Nikolas-dan and random striviirc-na. I also hid Nikolas’ with a hood, because I couldn’t remember a damn thing that the book said about his hair. Also Jos’ eyecolour is up to debate. What I am trying to say I completely drew this shit out of memory.

anonymous asked:

6 valdangelo, 12 percico, 2 jasico, or 1 perjasico??? AAAA you don't have to do all of them, pick whichever one--

((i picked the percico and perjasico cuz thats too many sorry!!!))

12. “accidentally fell in your lap while standing on this crowded bus”  (perrcico)

It’s a rainy day in Queens when Nico hops onto the bus. Its not horribly crowded yet, as he’s one of the first stops on this route, but all the seats are already taken. He doesn’t mind, and heads toward the back to just stand and wait till the bus clears out.

The bus gets moving again shortly. and stop by stop, becomes more and more crowded. Hardly anyone gets off, and by the time they’re half way through the route, the bus is packed. Nico’s heading all the way across town. so he know’s he’ll be standing a while, which is annoying but not the end of the world. He puts in his headphones to listen to some music and try to relax for the ride.

The shaky city bus rumbles around a turn, while he’s not paying attention, and before he even realizes, Nico falls over with a shrill squeak and is sitting in the lap of some poor guy who was sitting in the seat next to the spot he was standing in.


Nico scrambles to apologize but the guy is already laughing.

“Wow! at least let me by you dinner first buddy.” The older boy jokes lightheartedly. Nico is blushing bright red and struggles to get up and out the boy’s lap, but the bus is way to crowded and there’s no way he can stand up now.

“oh no…” He groans softly to no one in particular. his new seat-mate doesn’t seem perturbed.

“Welp, looks like you’re stuck with me, man. Heh, it’s cool, it happens. You can get up once some gets off.” He says kindly. He doesn’t seem fazed in the slightest, but Nico has all but died inside by now. He wishes to curl within himself while the bus continues moving and the guy he’s sitting on goes back to the game he was playing on his phone. Nico just tries to avoid looking at him, and desperately prays for more people to get off on the next stop. The young man under him speaks up once he beats that level.

“I’m Percy, by the way.” He says as he looks up at him and meets his eyes. Nico blushes. He’s fucking gorgeous honestly. His eyes are ocean-colored, and his dark hair frames his face so well. Nico has to take a moment before he‘s able to find his voice again.

“Nico. I’m Nico. and I am REALLY REALLY sorry. About sitting on you and all….” He says, squirming uncomfortably. Percy puts a hand gently on the small of his back and leans in.

“Trrryyy not to wiggle to much dude. Wouldn’t wanna make this more awkward than it already is.” He says quietly, moving his hand away. Nico is absolutely positive he has turned several shades of red, and is contemplating whether it would be better to just die on the spot, right now.

Percy pulls up his phone again, tilting it this time so Nico can see the screen. He’s opened up his photos and has a picture of a large dog pulled up, a deep-black hound of some sort. He’s grinning ear to ear.

“See that? That’s my dog! I just got her, her name is Mrs. O’leary. Shes huge but she’s super friendly. I have no idea what kind of dog she is, but I love her to pieces.” He says, before flicking to another photo, this time of the dog wearing a funny hat. Nico stops him.

“What are you doing?” He asks, competely confused about why he’s getting a personal slide show of this stranger’s dog. He loves dogs, but this is honestly just bizarre. Percy chuckles lightly.

“Well, were kind of stuck together for the moment, and you seem kind of incredibly nervous. Figured you could use a distraction?” He says, with a smile and a shrug. Well. He’s got a point. Nico nods gently, and Percy resumes his presentation of Mrs. O’leary in a variety of hats and strange situations.

Three stops later the bus is well clear enough for Nico to get up but he doesn’t notice. He’s to busy laughing at the dog wearing a Chia Pet costume. Percy sees that Nico can move freely now but makes no move to let him know. He decides to just enjoy this a bit more.


((for this one you get the bullet points because i have SO MANY IDEAS and could probably fill a book with it))

1. Counselors at a terrible summer camp (perjasico)

- Percy, Jason and Nico are three counselors at Camp Olympia, each one heading a different cabin and a small band of middle-school aged children.

- Jason is the sensible counselor. You go to him when youre homesick, or when you need to learn how to tie a fancy knot. He’s a regular boyscout, that guy. He’s also fun as all hell to prank, and thats where Percy comes in.

- Percy is the counselor you go to when you want to do something fucking stupid, because not only will he let you get away with it, but he will probably help you. Looking to TP one of the girl’s cabins? He’s your guy.

- Nico, dear sweet Nico, is rumored to have killed a man. He’s the counselor you do not cross. If he said it’s lights out, it is LIGHTS OUT. He doesn’t need to give time outs or extra chores as punishments. He just levels you with that death glare and you get your ass in line. At least, thats what everyone who is not in his cabin assumes. But his kids think he’s amazing, and sometimes he sneaks candy into camp for them. And Jason and Percy already know he is a big softie who cant say know to kids at all.

- During craft hour, the three of them make each other matching bracelets with their favorite colors; green, blue, and black.

- Percy’s team always win’s at canoe racing and Jason is so sure he is cheating because that is just fucking impossible. The only reason they even care is because the winner always gets a kiss from Nico afterwards, when the campers aren’t looking.

- Nico strongly encourages naps, and his cabin kids can usually be found laying about in the field with him, not actually participating in anything. Nico refers to this as “nature observance hour”, but really he just falls asleep.

- the three of them like to sneak out of their cabins at night, after they do bunk checks and put the kids to bed, and go swimming in the lake together. and sometimes make out a little bit.

- Nico is strictly forbidden from telling ghost stories around the camp fire after he made that one kid pee himself. To be fair, he didnt think it was that scary, and he helped rush the kid back to the cabin to change.

- Girl campers always have crushes on Jason and Percy and wonder if theyre available and try to flirt with them, but little do they know Nico has both those idiots wrapped around his finger.

anonymous asked:

Sorry for the late reply! I've read yours and I'm just a little confused so... are you saying that characters like silver should not exist because they are bad examples for the audience (or the readers?)

No - I’m not saying that at all. Silver is a brilliant character, actually. He’s morally ambiguous shading into villainous the longer the show goes on. He goes through one hell of a journey to become the character from a book many of us read as children, and he’s actually an excellent example of a character being relatable or sympathetic - but absolutely, completely not right. The phrase I’m looking for is “the road to hell is paved with good intentions,” and I think that somewhere in a book of phrases, there should probably be a picture of Silver’s face next to that phrase. He’s a great character - I’m saying that as a fandom there’s a tendency to paint a character as one thing in s1 and then refuse to allow that character to grow and change, yes, even for the worse, as far as our portrayal of him outside the original medium he came from. S1 Silver was stumbling his way through life, getting into messes and getting out again with a grin and a few glib words and maybe a murder or two, but was certainly not a monster or a villain. S4 Silver has moved on apace into being a genuinely scary, certainly manipulative individual who is very short-sighted when it comes to the difference between his needs and wants as regards other people and what those other people have envisioned for their lives and why those things are important to them. Silver’s not a bad character by any means, but our reaction to him and understanding of him as a fandom has proven to be problematic, to say the least in that it’s static and actually sometimes harmful to people who see clearly what he became and have quite rightly said we’re not fond of him as a result.

so through the course of this run ,it was implied that Percy had very low interest in writing teen titans and now he flat out admitted that he dislikes Damian and will fuck him over on purpose for an upcoming arc ,so all i can say to that is

i mean it was kinda obvious,i had my suspicions but i guess i kinda had a little bit of hope so that showed me….

his apathy is probably the reason why this series has been poorly written in the first place with rush character development and relationships in terms of damian but i also bet he doesn’t even give a crap about the rest of the team which clearly shows with some of the characters being at best stereotypes of themselves.

My honest to god question is why the hell is he still writing this series??? if he doesn’t have the interest or motivation, why give it to him? This isn’t the fucking silver age where Superman could have any goddamn writer turn him into an asshole just to make a few bucks.

Speaking of Superman .he has had one of the best reboots from rebirth and thats because Peter.J and Tomasi actually care about the characters in that book and making a good story,i have some issues with the series but overall its really good,this is the complete opposite with teen titans….like at best the only characters i root for right now is Starfire and Kaldur to take over….that’s not good for a team book…..

anonymous asked:

sjdhfsk ootp was my favorite of the books and it always kinda irked me when people accused harry of being snappy or smt bc like.... thats a teenager .... with ptsd..... its not Unjustified...

this is late as hell, but i would just like to give this a nod because yeah. While I get that it isn’t fun to deal with a teenager who has PTSD, the discourse about harry in OOTP will never cease to grind my gears. harry didn’t handle things well because no one helped him to handle it well. he watched a kid die, and then they left him in isolation to figure it out himself. no one was responsible about the incident. that isn’t how you treat a victim. you don’t isolate and ostracize them. you don’t PURPOSELY MAKE THEM FEEL ALONE, and that’s what everyone did throughout the entire book from icing him out for most of the summer to dumbledore shoving him off on snape to teach what may have been the most important lesson he would ever learn. when had snape ever been a good teacher where harry was concerned? not never, so yes, he was mad for the whole fucking book. he was frustrated. he was TERRIFIED. and he was alone. and while ron and hermione had every right to confront him about how he was treating them, his best friends, harry was entitled to his anger and his inability to deal with it because HE NEVER LEARNED HOW. 

I work at a Dollar Tree and this happened yesterday:
  • Me: *scanning items and placing them into a bag*
  • Lady: *looks at a guy with a face tattoo* omg I could never get a tattoo on my face. Actually, I couldn't get a tattoo period. Imagine what that's gonna look like when he's 80 years old. Skin saggy, wrinkled, it's gonna look like shit. I can't believe he did that to himself. He's gonna regret that later when he doesn't find a good job. No one will hire him.
  • Me: * stops bagging and looks at her* ma'am, no disrespect, but I think he could care less about what he's gonna look like when he's 80 years old. Trust me, he knows what he did. From the size of that tattoo, it took at least 4 hours. I, for one, think he has guts for getting it. That's seriously one painful tattoo. I have 2 tattoos, and I'm obviously working. By the time I'm 30, I'm gonna be covered. Do you think I care what they'll look like when I'm older? Nah, couldn't care less. Because my tattoos represent my loved ones, my dreams, desires, passions, and beliefs. Why the hell would I regret that?
  • Lady: *pauses* guess I never thought of it that way.
  • Me: again, no disrespect, but maybe instead of judging a book by its cover, why don't you try reading it a little further before making assumptions *takes bag and hands it to her* have a nice day.
  • Lady: *leaves in a hurry*
  • Guy next in line: *watches herb leave then looks at me* that was brilliant.
• ok • turn your fucking phone off
• go look at the stars
• let your senses run wild ( thats what their there for )
• make yourself a tea with extra sugar
• re read your favourite book doesnt matter if youve read it a thousand times a thousand and one wont hurt
• listen to sad music, cry your heart out til it aches no more
• now listen to your favourite music and dance
• dance in your favourite pair of undies and bra
• buy a cat, they will snuggle you when your sad, see when cats fall the fall straight on their feet use that as a jump out of bed and be a cat, balance yourself on your feet all fours if your have to.
• sit on your shower floor and let the water pour over you and watch the bad shit go down the drains, thats what drains are for, for waste • feel invinsible because you are dont let any bitch or controlling parent tell you otherwise
• sit on your roof look the fuck around you all those lives think of stories imagine lions and tigers running through the streets, makes them be you , run with them, imagination is better than knowledge
• smoke a ciggarette • smoke some pot •fucking get so smashed by yourself or with the people you love deep down maybe even a stranger, meeting a new person brings out a smile, even a name and if your lucky enough might even buy you another beer and sleep with you. • who the fuck am i kidding baby, do whatever the hell makes YOU happy because you are most important in this very second, maybe dont follow any how to be happy list and just change things that are making you feel shitty as, just do something about it be happy for me but mostly for you because that will make both our days xx
—  how to be (via e-leutheromani-a)
So much more than a villain.

You know, you can pinpoint the exact moment in which Jim realizes that he had lost the game he wanted to win so badly. 


You can see how he realizes what Sherlock just did, he fooled his best friend to be there with him. It was then, when Jim Moriarty sees what he should have seen all those months before. Oh, what did he do to get Sherlock’s attention? How much time he had spent to impress the Consulting Detective - in this very moment, does he realize why he did all this. Sherlock Holmes had made him laugh in all honesty, and I’m quite sure that not much people did that before, This was supposed to be the end of the book, the end of the fairy tale but this, this very moment was only the begin of a new chapter. 

And then there’s Sherlock… 

Did you see the little frown of him as Jim looked at him like that? There was a questioning look on a man’s face who knew almost everything. 


Sherlock tried to figure it out, because this, this was something new - he had never seen such a soft expression on Jim’s face before. He had never seen him open up like this before - there was so much those brown eyes were hiding and all those hidden things came into sight now. Sherlock could see the adoration in Jim’s eyes, he could see the human part which was hidden in the depth of him - an open book to read and it seemed to be such a beautiful book, unique like none before. 

Yes, it was Sherlock who made the first step; because he saw how precious this now open book was, and hell in this moment did Sherlock realize that he wanted to write another unique one. But Sherlock didn’t want it to be a book with only one page, with only one person in there - 


No, he wanted this book to be a pretty fairy tale, just like Jim wanted it. But this fairy tale was supposed to have the greatest happy end of all time. In which the bad wolf falls for the little lamb. 

In which the good old fashioned villains falls for the hero. 

Things are not always how they seem. They don’t turn out always -don’t quite turn out always how we think.


Im not a Christian because i dont need society, a fictitious book written by man, or some being in the skies telling me how to live my life. I dont do good things because ill go to hell and displease “god” if i dont.

I do them because thats just what youre supposed to do.

Im not filled with “emptiness” or whatever else they say about Atheist.

My mind is free and im at peace because i know i have control over my destiny.

This is not an attack on religion, exactly the opposite.

I have faith that humanity will one day become accepting of others, despite beliefs and features

I will accept you if you’re gay. i will accept you if you’re a different race. I will accept you if you’re Christian, Muslim, Jewish etc. I will even accept you if you like Miracle Whip.

Its your life and im not going to waste mine stressing and hating the decisions anyone makes in theirs.

Through the advancement of science, we will grow to understand. I want this for my grandchildren.

And the only thing that stands between us and our destiny is the same thing thats stood in between for millenniums. 

Organized Religion. Its killed more people than any war that has ever been. Or could even ever possibly come.


      phil doesn’t understand, really.
      he’s an exorcist and by all means he should be feared. he has the utilities to kill
      nearly everything that crosses his path. including demons.
      why demons in particular? — because he knows that for weeks he’s been
      getting followed by one.
      so there he is, walking about in his small house. his spell book is open and ready
      to use, just in case this demon wants to.. tango.
           ❝ you can come out, you spawn of hell, ❞
      he announces, smoothly,
           ❝ come out and you may not get hurt. ❞

Secret Window Starters
  • What do you think it means, you ignorant hick?
  • I'm in the middle of a divorce. D-I-V-O-R-C-E. Deee-vorce!
  • Won't do you any good to play games with me
  • This has got to be settled.
  • I suppose so. I suppose that's why I came all the way up here from Mississippi.
  • You strike me as the type of guy who's lookin' for a head he can knock off with a shovel.
  • But what you don't understand is that if we do start to fight... this ain't gonna end, until the other one of us is dead.
  • How'd you get it? That's what I really wanna know. How the hell did a big, money-scribblin' asshole like you get down to a little shitsplat town in Mississippi and steal my goddamn story?
  • What happened?
  • You finally nail one of your groupies at a book signing?
  • That was a dick thing to say, you know?
  • You have three days. I'm not joking. No police.
  • Anytime somebody sits down and writes "No police"...that's exactly the time that a fella should get himself over to the police.
  • What is happening to me?
  • I think you have a real good idea.
  • You don't exist.
  • I exist because... you made me. You thought me up. Gave me my name. Told me everything you wanted me to do.
  • I did them things so you didn't have to
  • Didn't have the stomach to do it yourself, but you knew I did.
  • Are we done yet?
  • We got things all cleaned up around here?
  • What's the real reason I come for?
  • And how exactly do you suppose we ought to do that?
  • lad you're here, I could use the break. I've been working lunch. I'm on a roll.
  • Yeah. Listen, both you and I know what you did.
  • Maybe we don't have enough to put you away right now, but eventually... we're gonna find those bodies, we're gonna tie you to them. And you're goin' away.
  • In the meantime I'd appreciate it if you didn't come into town anymore. Makes people uncomfortable.
  • Did you hear what I said?
  • You know, the only thing that matters is the ending. That's the most important part of the story, the ending. And this one... this one's very good. This one's perfect.