because that would make me some kind of lunatic

[Totally Confirmed] After EXO M returned from filming EXO M Next Door
  • Baekhyun: Hey! How was China?
  • Chen: It was pretty good. I don't think they're going to release the show though. We went pretty badly off script.
  • Baekhyun: Well, it didn't have me in it making out with anyone, so it probably wasn't that great anyway.
  • Chen: Haha I guess. How are things with Kyungsoo?
  • Baekhyun: Oh, I think he's still friends with benefits with the hottest member of this group
  • Chen: Xiumin? Didn't you hear? Luhan and Xiumin sort of... reconnected in China.
  • Baekhyun: Woah, they hooked up? Awesome. Did you get footage?
  • Chen: First of all: Ew. And second, I thought you liked Xiumin.
  • Baekhyun: Yeah but I also like the idea of Xiumin hooking up with other hot people. If we were still together, I think I could be okay with an open relationship as long as he'd let me w-
  • Chen: Don't finish that thought. Wow, definitely do not finish that thought. I don't want to know. And I don't know if they did anything. I think they might have mostly just talked.
  • Baekhyun: What a waste of Xiumin.
  • Chen: I think their relationship is... and please don't tell anyone I said this... kind of cute.
  • Baekhyun: I guess. I mean, I get why you would think that.
  • Baekhyun: When I was in your body it was weird I felt like
  • Baekhyun: Like I didn't want to hook up with just anyone. I only wanted it with Kyungsoo. Because I like love him or whatever.
  • Baekhyun: I think your biology's off.
  • Baekhyun: Like I legitimately think you have some kind of sexual perversion that makes you some kind of love-crazed lunatic.
  • Chen: It's called being demi-
  • Baekhyun: Actually, stop. Wow, definitely do not finish that thought. I don't want to know.
  • Baekhyun: Like don't get me wrong, I've always had this weird, twisted fantasy
  • Baekhyun: Where Kyungsoo and I settle down with each other and stay loyal to only each other for the rest of our lives
  • Baekhyun: But I have a reputation to uphold.
  • Baekhyun: What would other people think
  • Baekhyun: If I didn't hook up with all the hottest babes and bros
  • Chen: I guess I wish I could say I can relate?
  • Baekhyun: Sometimes, I wish I could just pretend to date lots of people and secretly date Kyungsoo
  • Chen: Wait
  • Chen: Who says you can't?