because that shit cray

  • purls-of-lizdom: In the hug masterpost, what was going on in the panels with Matt seeing Foggy for the first time? TELL ME MORE, MY FEELS NEED TO KNOW
  • pluckyredhead: The one where Matt has black hair?
  • purls-of-lizdom: Yeah
  • pluckyredhead: Oh hahaha that is actually a Very Stupid Plotline
  • pluckyredhead: It was like "Jesus Christ, this was 3-4 issues of Nothing Makes Sense, slap some feels on it and call it a day"
  • pluckyredhead: So basically Matt wakes up IN FRANCE
  • pluckyredhead: With BLACK HAIR and a SURGICALLY RECONSTRUCTED FACE and NO MEMORIES speaking PERFECT FRENCH and ALSO HE CAN SEE
  • pluckyredhead: And it's like *Jefferson voice* "whaaaaaat"
  • pluckyredhead: TURNS OUT that some rando at SHIELD was like "We need to send you in on this mission and we need specifically Daredevil for it but we're going to change literally everything about Daredevil and you can't tell anyone and I'm not gonna tell anyone and we're going to temporarily give you a new face but it'll go away on its own don't worry"
  • pluckyredhead: And I guess Matt was like "k"
  • pluckyredhead: (We don't get to see this part of the conversation)
  • pluckyredhead: BUT THEN
  • pluckyredhead: The SHIELD agent DIES
  • purls-of-lizdom: GASP
  • pluckyredhead: And since he was literally the only person who knew where Matt was or Jean-Pierre Francois's actually name (or whatever Matt's codename is), Matt is le fucked
  • purls-of-lizdom: OUI OUI
  • pluckyredhead: So Matt's wandering around France wondering why he has super senses and ninja abilities and who the fuck he is while ninjas or gangsters or whoever try to kill him
  • pluckyredhead: And meanwhile someone at SHIELD is like "Um, guys, have you seen these notes about this mission that Daredevil may or may not be on? Because shit be cray"
  • pluckyredhead: So SHIELD goes and gets Foggy and takes him to France to hunt for Matt, hoping that the sight of Foggy will jar Matt's memory, which is a really good plan except for one crucial fact...
  • pluckyredhead: MATT HAS LITERALLY NEVER SEEN FOGGY IN HIS LIFE
  • purls-of-lizdom: Matt has seen the vague outline of Foggy. This is a sound plan.
  • purls-of-lizdom: AND THEN MATT SEES HIM AND IT'S AAAAAAALL COMING BACK TO MEEEEE
  • purls-of-lizdom: IT'S ALL COMING BACK IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW
  • pluckyredhead: MY FAVORITE VAGUE OUTLINE
  • pluckyredhead: Anyway, Matt's having wacky French adventures with some French girl and eventually gets to the bottom of the MYSTERY CRIME which turns out to be Fisk, hanging out in France because pourquoi pas?
  • purls-of-lizdom: LE LOL
  • pluckyredhead: And they fight, and Fisk's like "You fight like an annoying guy who I hate, hmmmmm" and Matt, HILARIOUSLY, starts to get his memory back because of FISK of all things, which implies that either Fisk is the most important thing to Matt, or had Foggy actually shown up in time, Matt would have instantly been like "BAM I'm Matt Murdock"
  • pluckyredhead: Anyway Matt beats Fisk and the gendarmes are wrapping things up when SHIELD and Foggy show up, having COMPLETELY MISSED EVERYTHING, and debrief Matt and are like "Um, sorry about that insane plan?" and he's like "Ce n'est pas un probleme" and they're like "Cool" and meanwhile Foggy's kind of lurking out of the way like "…I guess I came to France for no reason? And also for crepes."
  • pluckyredhead: And then that scene happens
  • pluckyredhead: And that was the end of Daredevil Volume 1

Eh, just a small midnight doodle. Me and my brother have so many inside jokes for this thing when we play the game, Heroes of the Storm. We call it “The Koot”, and according to my brother, if you don’t give it enough sacrifices, it will annihilate you or your enemy’s entire existence.

And when my brother is away, I get to send him tons of stupid things like this.

BTS as different types of candy
  • Namjoon: Namjoon is that innocent little lollipop in the lolli holder and you buy it thinking it's cute and smol but when you lick it IT'S SUPER SUPER SOUR AND YOU'RE LiKE HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO INTENSE AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE LIKE CUTE VANILLA FLAVOUR BUT ITS CHILLI-JALAPENO-PEPPER FLAVOUR
  • Jungkook: Jungkook is that thing you see by the check outs that are like HEY A 3KG JELLY BEAN for 400kr and you're like nah ew but also YES I WANT THAT.
  • Jin: Jin is THE ENTIRE PICK AND MIX SECTION. Including spoons and bags. Like you just stand there and look for about 10 minutes not knowing what to do or pick because there is so much goodyness and the bag isn't big enough to fit everything so you gotta pick your favs but it's hard because wtf they have so much.
  • Jimin: Jimin is one of those weird bars, not like the mars or snicker but those huge like jam (!) packed bars with like EVERYTHING IN IT. Chocolate bar with like 52 different nuts and marshmallows and caramell and salt and dried fruit and mint crisp.
  • Hoseok: Hoseok is everything that claims to be sugar free but is packed with sweeteners. Like you think, or you want to think it's healthier but then you take a bite and this like HUGE WAVE OF SWEET HITS YOU AND YOUR HEART RATE GOES CRAY BECAUSE SHIT THAT SWEET. Like a super super strong artificial strawberry flavour.
  • Taehyung: Tae is literally the chocolate box from forest gump. LITAERALLY. Like he is a kinder egg he is smooth chocolate on the outside and on the inside awaits a surprise and "you never know what you're gonna get".
  • Yoongi: Yoongi is the hubba bubba gum rolls. All curled up in a little case and YOU GOTTA EAT IT RIGHT and treat him with care or people will get annoyed at you because dissatisfaction because you just took a huge bite out of Yoongi instead of rolling him out carefully.