because that ending

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Shit-scared Riggs, a never seen before experience. 

People who say the speed of light is a real physical barrier have never witnessed the speed at which men will band together to make a woman responsible for soothing the feelings of a man who’s harassed her. 

(Sample conversation:
Dudes: he definitely broke the code of conduct! [talk about how sad this asshole feels for five minutes] but enough of that, what do YOU want to happen?
Me: I want to not hear about his sad feelings and for him to leave me the fuck alone for the remaining three hours of this conference. 
Dudes: sure thing!
Dudes, half an hour later: so we talked to him and [more about his sad feelings in detail] but he’ll totally leave you alone!
Me: …sure okay are we done?
Dudes, another half hour later: so he is still SO VERY SAD and CRYING and MORTIFIED AND - 
ME: what the fuck was unclear about not wanting to hear about his sad feels and that being the end of this  
Dudes: uh, okay, so…he’s still going to leave you alone. cool?
Me: WE ARE DONE TALKING ABOUT THIS NOW. 
Dudes, every ten minutes: so how are YOU feeling? are you sad yet? you seem fine are you fine? 
Me: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

Prettier When You’re Broken: Part 3 [Darkiplier x Reader]

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A/N: Welp. This chapter turned into a mess. I mean, it was always gonna be a hot mess from the start, but it went unexpected directions. I think it turned out better for it, though. At first I wasn’t even going to have this as part of the main ‘storyline’ (implying I ever had a story or plan in mind to start with, hah), since it was just an excuse for make-outs. But I like that through this thoroughly ridiculous incident Dark actually ended up kind of  coming to respect the reader character a little more. That’s good progression. Right? >>

Content warnings: surprisingly, not many in this chapter. Alcohol use, but that’s about it. This chapter was more my self-indulgent excuse to throw a few kisses in there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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anonymous asked:

Hey it's Jaehyo Anon again !! I haven't watched Weekly Idol yet but just by seeing the scs and the translated dialogues from twitter I feel so bad for Jaehyo. I haven't been a BBC for long so idk if this has always been like this, but seeing that he doesn't see himself as a close friend with Jiho (and probably the others too?) makes me so sad :(

He obviously has anxiety. The only thing we can do for him is support and reassure him. Encourage him that taking medication for his anxiety is perfectly fine and something he might need to do. I’m honestly happy that he has members that will lift him up and talk about him. That yes Jiho was stressing out that Jaehyo forgot his lines but then started to dance when Jaehyo tried again. 

I mean he also lost all that weight and stuff because he thinks BBCs will love him more if he has a 6 pack. Did it in such an unhealthy way too with starving himself. He use to do 2 am streams with us which I think he lonely and then fall asleep in the stream because he felt better and wasn’t as upset. Night time is when you think of the worse things and they just build up until you can’t sleep. When he use to do V apps he would spend the whole day with us until things messed up and he was forced to stop. 

Jaehyo is our little duckling friend that needs to be reassured, loved, and at this point feel like he needs someone to be around him to make him feel better and why he still in the dorm and did his streams with us. It’s nothing we can really change about him and it is worrisome but all we can do is love him like Block B loves him. I whole heartily loved his all day streams. Being with him and even when it was silent it was nice. I wasn’t there with him but in a way I was and I would stay up all night with him again if he ever does it again. Honestly I want him to do it again. I want him to do it regularly because I like going on trips with him and seeing what he up to and what he likes to do with his off time.

anonymous asked:

Wait anne rice is racist-?

Her books can be hella racist – especially the ones pertaining to New Orleans (Feast of All Saints, Merrick, Ramses the Damned, any of her Mayfair Witch books).

I am a supporter of characters in books ≠  author’s viewpoints – but when an author consistently uses racist, fetishistic, and stereotypical descriptors for people of colour and minorities it does raise some marks. Ramses the Damned in particular made me super bloody uncomfortable, @anton-mordrid made a really good post about it here that explains it a lot better than I could. 

anonymous asked:

wait i thought cleopatra seduced antony at cilicia not humiliated him?????? did hollywood lie

hahaha fuck

i love this story

so 

first you have to know that antony and cleopatra had known each other at this point for like…. shit almost 15 years? and had had a correspondence on and off throughout that time. they’d known each other through her exile, through his campaigns, through her first child, through his (failed) interim consulship. it’s conjectural to say they were on good terms but… i don’t know why they wouldn’t be. 

so when antony found out that cleopatra had funded cassius and brutus during the civil war? he was like, what the fuck. what theFUCK! (yells out window) OCTAVIAN DID YOU HEAR THIS! WHAT THE FUCK!  

so antony issues a summons: cleopatra is to come to him so she can Explain Her Self. to this cleopatra replies: what the fuck did you just say to me? 

(and you might be like, wait, why is that an issue? and i’ll tell you why, it’s because cleopatra, despite essentially being a (very tenuous) client king to rome at this point, vulnerable to invasion and just barely out of the woods re her connection with caesar, was a macedonian through and through: from language to looks to, you guessed it, ego. and she was fucking. insulted. HOW DARE HE! she probably yelled to charmian. I AM BLOOD! OF! PTOLEMY! NOBODY SUMMONS ME! charmian: i understand that your majesty can you please eat your dinner now)  

antony summons her twice more. finally cleopatra, personification of the upside down smile emoji, says, okay! i’ll come. see you soon!! (: 

now. cleopatra knew two things: 

One: that she was richer than antony, and antony wouldn’t be able to afford a reciprocal feast if she went all out, which would be hugely embarrassing for him

and Two: that a lot of people liked to say antony was a dumb hoe, impressed only by material goods and lavishness, and that he didn’t like when people said this.

so naturally cleopatra proceeds to sail up the river to tarsus in an huge fuck-off ship, plus her entire waitstaff, 12 dining tables, a feast that was lavish beyond belief, entertainment, probably some peacocks or whatever, all decked out in pearls and jewels.

antony: wtf! why are you being so mean rn!
cleopatra: mocking baby voice: why are you being so mean rn??? (normal voice) FUCK you 

antony didn’t ask her why she had supported cassius ever again. and that was the beginning of the most famous love affair in history  

5

Shiro wonders if this is really worth it or not

Everybody is talking about the Mike/Eleven relationship this season (and not without good reason) BUT I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THERE AREN’T MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THE GLORIOUSNESS THAT IS THE MIKE AND WILL FRIENDSHIP.

Just a few examples of this goodness:

  • Mike literally refusing to leave Will’s side pretty much from the moment he got infected by the shadow monster until the final episode. 
  • Mike sleeping in a hospital chair next to Will’s bed at the lab
  • Will confiding in Mike about all the shadow monster episodes
  • “I’ll take care of him. Let me take him home.” (on halloween night)
  • Mike instinctually trusting Will about Dart being the demogorgon no questions asked
  • “If we’re both going crazy then I guess we’ll go crazy together.”
  • When Will had forgotten a lot of things because of the virus, but he hadn’t forgotten Mike
  • Mike trying to phone Will throughout the school day when Will didn’t show up to school
  • Joyce trying to send Mike home when Will’s infected and Mike is just not having ANY of that bullshit
  • The only time we see Will’s facial expression change when he’s under the control of the shadow monster is when a single tear rolls down his face after Mike has finished telling the story of the day they met
  • Oh no Will’s in trouble! *first thing we see is a camera pan to Mike’s worried face*
  • Oh so when Will wakes up in the disguised shack of course Hopper will be there in case something goes wrong. Joyce and Jonathan obviously, because family. Oh and Mike Wheeler, despite the fact that the rest of their gang of friends remained in the house.  
  • are you telling me that mike and will are like family because i am not emotionally ready to deal with that
  • When they’re all telling stories to get Will to snap out of it and Will’s own mother and brother have told heart-wrenching emotional stories and nothing’s come of it and the thing that finally gets Will to fight back and start replying in morse code is Mike telling Will about the day they met
  • Basically my emotions went everywhere when Mike was talking about the day that he became friends with Will 
  • “It was the best thing that I’ve ever done.”

You can go on and on about any of the other relationships between characters. But you cannot deny that the friendship between Mike and Will is literally the purest thing to ever exist on television.

To conclude, why are people not talking more about this beautiful example of everything good about the world that is Will Byers and Mike Wheeler’s friendship

Slytherin: Hey, Ravenclaw, you said you would help me out if I needed something, right?

Ravenclaw: Yeah, what’s up?

Slytherin: The password to my dormitory is something bigoted again, and I was hoping I could stay in your dormitory. Could I have the password?

Ravenclaw: Of course! Just knock on the knocker and answer the Eagle’s question.

Slytherin: Wait, I have to actually think of things to get in?

Ravenclaw: Yeah, what’s the problem?

Slytherin: Fuck it, I’m asking Gryffindor, they can’t possibly be asked to think.

8

make me choose anonymous asked dustin henderson or steve harrington
“ i may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out i’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter. ”

au prompt: jack quits hockey after rehab but ends up at Samwell to get his degree and is so 110% in his studies that he ends up in a bitter library rivalry with the hockey team because they’re SO LOUD and take up the BEST TABLES and like only one or two of them actually seem to know who he is and the rest clearly just see him as Jack the Angry History Major. his junior year, they get this tiny new forward who brings him apology mini pies when the boys start acting up and jack thinks that maybe, just maybe, the hockey team isn’t SO bad.

OK no I’m sorry, but you do not “That’s an order!” him!

Like, ok I understand where Shiro might be coming from (Mental issues, brainwashed somehow, I dunno, I know Shiro is not fine) But how dare?? How dare?? Specially when Keith is making really good points! He like just broke Keith’s heart.

Because what does it tells Keith?? 

That all Shiro is telling him about what a great leader Keith can be is bullshit, that Shiro doesn’t really trust him, and that Shiro doesn’t see them as equals. That he still sees him as a trouble making cadet or something.

Shiro keeps telling Keith how he believes in him and yet he doesn’t let him lead, and this has been two episodes for us, but seems like it’s been months for them.

I bet Keith started to train with the BOM just cuz of Shiro’s attitude.

That’s why he looks so sad after they all hug…

He thought he found people who accept him and appreciate him and believe in him, but seems like he was wrong. So he leaves before they can really reject him. 

Shiro just kinda pushed Keith out of the team because he couldn’t handle the fact he wasn’t leader and Pilot of the black lion anymore. (And I understand why Shiro might act like that, but still..)

And Keith is such a precious boy, he still only thinks of Shiro’s well being the entire time..

Like none of this translates to him as “Shiro is being an asshole” he thinks it’s all his own fault, that something is wrong with him. 

Ravenclaw Headcanon

Some Ravenclaws feel that they would fit in to some of the other houses, the most common second fit is Slytherin because of their similar traits, next is Hufflepuff and then Gryffindor.