because taylor and louis are in love

anonymous asked:

WTF was all that pure pastel pink promo shit weeks ago? I feel like I dreamt it. Now when I look at the album art and listen to the lyrics about different women and sex and I make no correlation to the pure soft vulnerable bare Harry on the cover. WTF is the hard candy lyrics? WTF is going on with 'I am not a womanizer' image. Oh yeah sex, drugs & rock'n'roll. That's what's going on. As a fan of rock music I am so proud of the album. As a fan of Harry, I am disappointed.

Hello, and thank you for your message.

I completely understand. In fact this morning I did a full rant about my thoughts on the matter via Twitter. You can read it here. Like high key, Twitter is where I have no filter and am like “THIS IS WHAT I’M THINKING!!” and Tumblr is where I’m an analytical hoe about things, so let’s analyse!

I listened to the breakfast show last night (as I am currently in LA) and then fell into a mini rage coma because I, too, was like, “What the actual fuck just happened?” Then I woke up to this:

And I was like, “Well this is probably the most damage control we’ve ever gotten or will get.”    

HOWEVER! The dichotomy from Harry rainbow-wearin Styles and this NO HOMO I HAVE HETERO SEX WITH ALL THE WOMEN Hersh makes me…uneasy. That’s the only word I can come up with. Let’s be honest, last week Harry looked about one tattoo and rainbow away from coming out. This might as well have been him at that hockey game:

And then today with this…

There’s just this constant push and pull between what Harry DOES and what he says in interviews. But I get it. I do. Harry Styles is a billion dollar commodity. Do you understand how much revenue he’s brought to Sony in the last month? He sold out a tour for music that no one had even heard in minutes. 

At one point in my vida loca I was offered a publishing deal with a company that everyone has heard of. They wanted to publish it through their non-fiction department and they wanted me to say that I had slept with a don or professor at my university. Which I hadn’t. This was during my final year at university, and whilst I’m sure my life would’ve had a much different trajectory I’m also sure that once people figured out who I am (as many have), I would probably be stripped of my hard-earned Oxbridge degree for lying and shaming my university. Which is why you’ve never read any kind of SCANDAL at Oxbridge. Just the normal undergrad sex and drinking stuff. I rank quite low on the list of outrageous alumni if you look at the last 900 years of students. 

Back to Haz. 

Whilst I never compromised my morals, I also didn’t sign any kind of deal with the devil when I was 16. We have absolutely no idea what the details of his employment are. And he is an employee. Harry is owned by someone. Whether you like it or not, the bottom line doesn’t stop at Harry, it stops at the people who are investing in him and relying on a substantial profit. 

Perhaps the rainbows and pink and very romantic vibes he’s got going on with just about any man in his vicinity thing were all put out there to test the waters. We know that they monitor the fandom, and maybe the analytics didn’t hit their “okay to be gay” criteria. I’m speaking bluntly in terms of business because I can guarantee you that Sony cares about exactly one thing: the money that they are making for themselves. 

Something else to consider when recovering from whiplash because of this complete 180 Harry’s done since last week, is that interview with that horrible woman who said, “Fans are convinced that ‘Sweet Creature’ is about your relationship with Louis Tomlinson. Is it?” After which Harry spent approximately 138 seconds saying “Uhhhhhhhh” before refusing to say “no”. He could’ve said no! He could’ve SHOUTED no, as he did at Grimmy when he said, “Here’s a song about Taylor Swift!” One thing we got from that interview is that Harry does indeed have the word “No” in his vocabulary. “No. This isn’t about Taylor Swift.” vs “Yes. I can understand why fans think this is about Louis because it is but I would lean towards them maybe being wrong.” That isn’t how you say no. And that didn’t go over anyone’s head. 

Honestly, I love this album. “Woman” is actually my favourite song from it at the moment. I can’t really listen to “Two Ghosts” because it sounds too much like “Revelry” by Kings of Leon and that song is forever associated with a very bad time for me so yeah. “Woman” just reminds me of Bennie and the Jets and 27 Dresses.    

I just wish it could’ve been left at, “ It’s much more powerful when not taken simply as what it is.” Because that’s so true. This album is so layered and brilliant and I think I’m mostly mad that they’ve reduced it to such a boring and blatant interpretation. We got the very opposite of what Harry’s been telling us when he all but said that these songs are about actual women that he literally slept with. 

So I guess my question is…what exactly is Jeffry helping with aside from bringing back a narrative that Harry seemed to have tried relentlessly to debunk?

I just can’t reconciliate the Harry that they’re pushing this week with the Harry that reacted this way to being called a womaniser in an interview:

Regardless of what you think or ship, I do think that it’s fair to feel like you’re being asked to accept two completely contrasting versions of Harry Styles right now. 

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since this is the first time i’m doing these i’m just gonna toss some of my favorite fics EVER into the air,, enjoy and please please please send me asks with fics you like / types of fics you’d like me to rec / etc. anyways,, here goes !

i. escapade 

mature | 146k | h&l, ziall

in the grand scheme of things, finding a date for a wedding should be no problem for louis tomlinson. he’s rich. he’s handsome. he’s reasonably well behaved. but when the wedding is for his lifelong best friend (and former boyfriend), and is happening in under a month, finding a date for the ceremony and accompanying festivities becomes more of an adventure than he ever could have planned for.

ii. young and beautiful

mature | 227k | h&l, ziam

louis, to his horror, attends an elitist university in which the name zayn malik means something, niall horan doesn’t stop talking, there are pianos everywhere, and harry styles, only son of a drug-addled, clinically insane ex-rocker, has a perfect smile and empty eyes.

iii. wild and unruly

explicit | 123k | h&l

harry is a cowboy sitting on the biggest oil reservoir in wyoming, and louis is the paralegal assigned to pressure him into selling his land.

iv. swim in the smoke

explicit | 101k |  h&l

“what about this, captain?” liam asks, nudging the boy kneeling between their feet with the toe of his boot. the boy hisses and swipes at him, slurring out something unintelligible around the makeshift gag niall had to stuff in his mouth. he misses by a mile and tries again, just as ineffectively.

harry looks down at him, at the way the sun streams over his face and shoulders, at the way the gag stretches his mouth, lips pink and chapped. he’s lithe and pretty, smudged all over with dirt. they had found him tied up below deck, mostly unconscious, next to a barrel full of gold. he’s clearly a prisoner, but there’s something familiar about him, something that niggles at harry’s brain. something he can’t quite put his finger on.

“put him in my cabin,” harry decides, turning back to deal with the rest of the loot. the boy screams out jumbled curse words at harry’s back, muffled by the gag, and harry can’t understand any of it.

v. strawberry milk fic

explicit | 333k | h&l, ziam

“so here’s the thing,” he starts. “i didn’t mean what i said a few weeks ago to like, hurt your feelings or anything. if you like painting your nails, then you should do that, and not like, care if anyone else doesn’t like it because their opinions shouldn’t matter, you know?” louis takes a breath, finally glancing over to see the boy wide-eyed and pink-cheeked. on a whim, he adds, “and like, i noticed you scraping it off and you haven’t been wearing any and i think you should because that’s what you like.”

or an au where harry paints his nails and drinks strawberry milk and is too nervous for it to be nothing and louis’ just trying to figure out whats wrong with him

vi. amazing sin

explicit | 56k | h&l, lilo, haylor

gears started turning in louis’ head. purely mischievous gears that had louis formulating a revenge plan against taylor. he’d had enough of sitting around and taking it. If she was going to call him a whore, then fine, he’ll act like one for real. “i’m going to say something, and as my friends you are obligated to love me anyway.”

“this can’t be good,” niall said, zayn just groaned.

“so I know we have this strict ‘no lashing back at taylor’ rule with me, but what if I can get press revenge a different way?” louis asked. he wasn’t expecting an answer, because they knew by now to just go with it. “what if I stole her boyfriend?”

or, the story of louis ‘steal your man’ tomlinson.

vii. your mess is mine

mature | 202k | h&l

louis is the father to the most brilliant little boy in the world who is all louis really needs, or at least that’s what he tells himself. harry is a gorgeous boybander fresh off a two year break and a massive scandal that’s left him a little broken and more than ready to move on.

they fall in love.

viii. the dead of july

mature | 117k | h&l

being an avenger means continuing to be captain america and smiling and being honorable for the public and harry does his best. but it doesn’t give him time to figure out who he is supposed to be once he takes off his uniform and puts the shield to the side. just being harry had always involved louis, and harry fears he doesn’t know how to exist without him.

or: harry is captain america, and louis’ been dead for 70 years.

ix. unbelievers

explicit | 136k | h&l

it’s louis’ senior year, and he’s dead set on doing it right. however, along with his pair of cleats, a healthy dose of sarcasm and his ridiculous best friend, he’s also got a complicated family, a terrifyingly uncertain future, and a mortal enemy making his life just that much worse. mortal enemies “with benefits” was not exactly the plan.

or: the one where louis and harry definitely aren’t friends, and football is everything.

x. and then a bit

explicit | 158k | h&l, narbara, zerrie

“we’d like to give the fans what they want.” magee states, placing his hand on the table in front of him and leaning forward. “we want to give them larry stylinson.”

or, take a parallel universe where louis and harry were never together, mix in a two year hiatus and an impending comeback, pour in a dash of lost fans, two tablespoons of strong friendship and a modest! employee with a good idea. add a squeeze of pretending to be a couple, lots of kisses and a tattoo or two. stir. serve: the mother of all publicity stunts.

(aka harry and louis fake a relationship for publicity. eventually it becomes a lot less fake and a lot more real.)

xi. with a whimper

mature | 132k | h&l

the man grips his arm tightly. “you’re not going to say anything.” it’s not a question.

louis shakes his head, his body twitching.

“fine,” large green eyes survey him before letting go. “it’s cold. take this. wear it.”

louis can’t help another flinch as the man’s long scarf is wrapped around his tender neck, it’s still warm. he touches the soft material. “thank you.”

the man bears his teeth. “don’t thank me. don’t ever thank me.”

dystopian au. louis has been alone for too long to remember how not to be, and harry has too much to worry about to deal with a scrawny, wild, stranger.

xii. here in the afterglow

not rated | 88k | h&l

“if you hadn’t noticed, i don’t have many friends,” louis whispers, the blossom of insecurity in his stomach unfurling and clawing its way into his throat.

harry is silent for a long time, and then he speaks; a soft, slow uncurl that makes louis’ stomach shake. “i’ll be your friend.”

1970’s au. in a tiny town in idaho, louis’ life is changed forever by the arrival of a curious stranger.

xiii. atlas at last

mature | 93k | h&l

he doesn’t know what he had been expecting out of the road trip itself besides burping contests and too much shitty gas station food with oli and stan, but in the brief moment before harry ambles up his driveway, louis idly wonders if this is about to become some sort of gay coming of age story.

maine to california in ten days. in which zayn’s an open-shirt hippie they meet somewhere in ohio, liam’s the pastor’s son running away from home, and niall’s the number they call on the bathroom wall.

it’s 1978. harry and louis are just trying to get to san fran in time for the queen concert.

xiv. you watched me sink

explicit | 38k | h&l

they’ve discussed it a few times - the boyfriend thing. it’s not like it’s some forbidden, horrific, abandon hope all ye who talk about furthering the relationship sort of subject. they’re mature adults. they’re in tune with their feelings, their hearts’ desires, the way those butterflies swoop in their bellies whenever they so much as hold each other’s hands. they like each other. a lot. it’s mutual, they know. but for now, they’re just content to enjoy the simplicity of what they have, and what they have is great.

when dating in secret stops being enough, then they’ll discuss that too.

or, the one where harry teaches sex ed and sneaks around with the drama teacher, and doesn’t realize how out of tune he is with his true feelings until everyone else figures it out for him.

xv. wear it like a crown

explicit | 141k | h&l, ziam

au. as part of a team of fixers hired to handle a gay scandal in buckingham palace, louis expects prince harry to be a lot of things—most notably a royally spoilt brat. never mind that the very same prince harry used to star in quite a number of louis’ teenage fantasies.

hope you enjoy these and i’ll be back next month !!!!

mr309k  asked:

I just thought of something. If Harry started writing the album a couple weeks after his birthday, wouldn't that land around Valentine's Day? And what did he write first? Sweet Creature. He was thinking about love and wrote about his sweet creature. This sappy little fucker. I can't.

That’s not the worst part.

Here’s Harry’s tweet shading Taylor on his birthday:

Two posts from RBB/SBB’s twitter account, just before it shut down:

Remember how RBB/SBB changed their Twitter icon to Grace Jones, at the moment she said, “This has gone on long enough?”

So we know that RBB/SBB, i.e. Harry and Louis, were protesting against BG, because BG was a hell that had been insanely drawn out and was killing both of them. 

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Amazing Sin by @thecheshirepussycat; 56k, read it on ao3

Gears started turning in Louis’ head. Purely mischievous gears that had Louis formulating a revenge plan against Taylor. He’d had enough of sitting around and taking it. If she was going to call him a whore, then fine, he’ll act like one for real. “I’m going to say something, and as my friends you are obligated to love me anyway.”

“This can’t be good,” Niall said, Zayn just groaned.

“So I know we have this strict ‘no lashing back at Taylor’ rule with me, but what if I can get press revenge a different way?” Louis asked. He wasn’t expecting an answer, because they knew by now to just go with it. “What if I stole her boyfriend?”

Or, the story of Louis ‘Steal Your Man’ Tomlinson.

Best Feeling In The World

I think one of the best feelings in the world is when you’re singing so loud you don’t even care if you sound good. Feeling your voice slowly becoming hoarse because you’ve screamed so loud. Getting so lost in the moment it feels like forever, but it goes by in an instant. Knowing someone who means the world to you is right in front of you and you can hear their voice, just knowing they’re there and happy. Seeing them becoming lost in the music and smiling because they’re overcome with happiness. It’s the best feeling in the world and theirs nothing like it.

anonymous asked:

I wonder, if Larry's denial has anything to do with two ghosts. Because Harry releasing this song, will pay close attention to him and Louis. No one with enough intelligence will think it's about Taylor. This is a reason that I believe will not be Two Ghosts to the next song released. It would be reckless. But who can stop a passionate heart? First Sweet Creature, sung like a serenade, then Two Ghosts. My boy Harry knows what love is.

I wonder, as well, whether Louis’ promo now is in some way to mitigate the speculation about Two Ghosts, to make any connection between Harry and Louis seem like a fan conspiracy.

anonymous asked:

You do realize the E is not a tattoo. Makes me sick that you think Louis and Elanor are a thing. They're not. She's just a beard.

You do realize that that Harry and Louis are not real? Like, I don’t know what else it’s gonna take for you guys to accept this? If it were, Harry would’ve been there for Louis when his mom was sick instead of recording his album because you know that’s what real boyfriends would do. If they were together, Louis would’ve been there for Harry for SNL and when his single dropped because good supportive boyfriends would do that. Instead, Louis was with Eleanor, a person he wants to be with. Harry’s doing what he wants to do. Not everything these men do is connected, in fact most things they’re doing now has NOTHING to do with each other lately.

Makes me sick to think that you are forcing your hyped up fake ideals of Harry and Louis on not only them but also their loved ones for YEARS now because you want to believe Larry is real. It’s not. It’s just not. It makes me sick how many people like you have harassed and sent death threats to people in the boys’ lives. Makes me sick that you say that you support Louis and Harry but rip apart the people in their lives and everything else they do unless it might somehow possibly be maybe be related to Larry, if you theorize it is and squint your eyes enough to morph it into something you want.

You all say that Louis and Harry are puppets and on strings, with no choice in any aspect of their lives and are motivated by greed. Why, in a fandom that is primarily on the LGBT+ spectrum and all the fans basically support LGBT+ people, would evil management try to cover a secret relationship? Why do you think Louis, who has always been apologetically himself and states his feelings on everything, would agree to hide his sexuality, just for money? Why do you think Harry, who has grown leaps and bounds in self confidence over the years and publicly supports LGBT+, would allow a management team to suppress who he is?

You all think the fandom is 12 year old girls, and you’re not better then the clueless society. Most of us are late teenagers to mid twenties-WE’RE BUYING THEIR ALBUMS! NOT PARENTS! If Larry was real and came out, sales wouldn’t deplete like you all think. There’s no real reasons Larry would be covered up if it was real.

Now let’s look at the facts:

Louis’ said he’s straight in the past. He’s dated women publicly. Even his mum’s private wedding pictures showed him with Eleanor, smiling and happily together. Where there any of Larry on Jay’s computer??? Hmm, nope-not one ;/ Louis was with Eleanor for nearly 4 YEARS! What person would agree to suppress who they just for a paycheck? He wanted to be with Eleanor, and Hannah before her and Briana and Danielle. He’s back with Eleanor now because HE WANTS TO BE because he must feel like that’s a good WOMAN! Eleanor’s not a beard, sorry hun. She cares for Louis and Louis wants to go out with her and hold her hand. He’s defended her several times in the past and has even physically pulled off someone who was attacking her recently. If Eleanor was a beard hindering Louis from being with his true love Harry, why did he decide to go back with her?

Harry just did an interview where he literally said this album is about a woman. He talked about dating Taylor Swift. Harry said in the interview that he was being honest with the interviewer. He’s never publicly stated his sexuality but one must assume that because he’s dated women in the past he likes women to a certain degree? Plus Harry has a new team now managing him, and Columbia records has been praised for DECADES as being a wonderful label to work for. Harry has had opportunities for two years now to come out, he hasn’t. In fact, he spent New Year’s Eve on a yacht getting cuddly with another woman, not Louis.

Zayn left 1D and said there was no private relationships in the band and that those rumors of Larry being real hurts the boys. AGAIN! He wasn’t under the evil grips of Modest! at this point.

Liam said in Attitude mag that Larry isn’t real and it’s a cult full of conspiracies.

Louis’ denied it several times.

You just wanna believe yourself and your ideas more then the words and the actions of an idol you “love”

You just want that ‘E’ to be an ‘H’ so bad but it’s not, it’s just not. I wish you guys will just accept this and move on. You have a life, go out and do something with it instead of marking trying to convince me that Larry’s real because you think Eleanor’s a beard.

Louis wants to be with Eleanor, is a dad and doing his own solo work. Harry’s going solo and doing amazing with his life. You should accept these truths and be happy. If you can’t,move on and try to take back the time you’ve wasted trying to convince others and yourself Larry is real

anonymous asked:

what's your favorite trope? and could you rec fics from it?

OOOOOH. I think I have a very soft spot for famous!AU. Like when famous!Louis has a crush for famous!Harry and they start interacting (special kuddos if it’s on Twitter or IG) and then they meet and … Well.  I think it’s my fav

- let me make a thing of cream and stars : It doesn’t explain why he’s lying on the floor, with Harry Styles, of all people, planking on top of him.As in, seventeenth most influential person in London, pop-star-turned-rock-star Harry Styles. The same Harry Styles who has had countless model girlfriends, left, right and centre. Also  the same Harry Styles who has been the subject of Louis’ wet dreams since he was about eighteen.(Or: Louis is a Radio 1 DJ and Harry is a pop-star he interviews.)

- Amazing Sin :  Gears started turning in Louis’ head. Purely mischievous gears that had Louis formulating a revenge plan against Taylor. He’d had enough of sitting around and taking it. If she was going to call him a whore, then fine, he’ll act like one for real. “I’m going to say something, and as my friends you are obligated to love me anyway.”  “This can’t be good,” Niall said, Zayn just groaned.  “So I know we have this strict ‘no lashing back at Taylor’ rule with me, but what if I can get press revenge a different way?” Louis asked. He wasn’t expecting an answer, because they knew by now to just go with it. “What if I stole her boyfriend?”Or, the story of Louis ‘Steal Your Man’ Tomlinson.

- Play Me Like One of Your French Girls : Louis is Hollywood’s ‘Bad Boy and Sometimes Darling’, and Harry is the clumsy, endearingly attractive part-time cellist whose cello gets upgraded to the seat next to his on the plane. They fall in love.Also featuring R&B Superstar Zayn Malik, Olympic Gold Medalist Liam Payne, and Masterchef Niall Horan.

- Just For Me: Harry is a supermodel with a fake boyfriend. Louis is the captain and star forward of Manchester United with a fake girlfriend. They should have no problem having a completely platonic lunch between friends.(They do.)

- Three French Hems: In which Louis is a designer at Burberry and Harry spends December wearing Lanvin… and Lanvin… and Lanvin.

- so grab your passport and my hand: The one in which Louis plays football and Harry sings a lot, and somehow that means they’re meant to be. They’ll figure it out soon enough.

- Foolishly Completely Falling : Louis is ¼ of the infamous boy band One Direction and has had a crush on the Prince of Wales for ages. Prince Harry is gay and out and when he spills on a tv show about finding a certain Louis fit, their paths cross and everything turns into a tumult of emotions and anxiety, and the complications when you just want to show the world who you love.

- walk my days on a wireHarry hums, staring at his hands in his lap, and Louis can still feel their smoothness, how solid they were in between his own. “Do you think it’s the same for us? Are we here only because of the likeliness of our jobs? Of our lives?”
“We’re here because we have inventive managers,” Louis says, giving Harry’s leg a little nudge with his knee, but all that’s going around in his head is, I think I’d be in the same spot in every possible universe.  or, when actor Louis Tomlinson used to daydream about dating Harry Styles, this is not what he had in mind.

- but me, i’m not a gamble : A Posh & Becks AU in which Harry is a star on the stage and Louis is a star on the pitch, but they’re both inexplicably terrible at articulating their feelings. In the end, it only takes a season’s worth of failed matchmaking schemes, platonic dinner dates, road trip holidays, and one very convenient David Beckham cameo for them to figure it all out. And if Niall knew all along? Well, he at least has the decency not to be too smug about it.

- sweet, where you lay: Louis Tomlinson is a twenty-eight year old succesful actor living in New York. Harry Styles is a twenty year old up and coming model and coincidentally also the one who turns Louis’ world completely upside down.or, Louis is Zachary Quinto and Harry is Miles McMillan. Falling in love was always in the cards for them.

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Amazing Sin by thecheshirepussycat (56k) [au, friends to lovers, pining]

Gears started turning in Louis’ head. Purely mischievous gears that had Louis formulating a revenge plan against Taylor. He’d had enough of sitting around and taking it. If she was going to call him a whore, then fine, he’ll act like one for real. “I’m going to say something, and as my friends you are obligated to love me anyway.”

“This can’t be good,” Niall said, Zayn just groaned.

“So I know we have this strict ‘no lashing back at Taylor’ rule with me, but what if I can get press revenge a different way?” Louis asked. He wasn’t expecting an answer, because they knew by now to just go with it. “What if I stole her boyfriend?”

Or, the story of Louis ‘Steal Your Man’ Tomlinson.

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anonymous asked:

1)I think Haylor 1.0 in 2012 probably ended because of the media. Even the rs article said that Harry was kind of tested when he started dating Taylor because it was a lot of attention not only for you as a celebrity but a combination of his and Taylor's fame. I think Harry actually really really liked Taylor when they met in April (Liam said the day after they met that when Harry met Taylor he peed himself lol) and I think he just kind of slipped with Emma (he is a flirt and I dont think Taylor

‘2)and him were even dating just texting/flirting) When he actually started dating her he was looking for a serious relationship as his friend Will Sweeney said, “Harry is looking for a relationship, he’s told me that. He’s always out mixing with celebrities and going to parties with different girls, but it’s lonely for him and not what he wants. The girls are just there for the night. You have fun but that’s the end of it.” Then a couple months before that Ben Winstons dad said Harry was lonely

3)and a security guard of Harry’s (idk if this was from after they dated or before or really after) that Harry is always kind of a loner compared to the other boys. Anyway, then when he started dating Taylor Nick Grimshaw said, “Harry really likes Taylor. He’s fallen for her in a big way. At first I wasn’t sure if if the relationship was a real one but I talk to him a lot and it seems to be that she’s the one-for now anyway. American artists are usually really, really boring and reserved but

4)Taylor is fun. She’s always up for a laugh and is really good company. Harry likes people who make him laugh. I talk to Harry a lot on the phone while he’s away touring and he talks about her a lot. He is very happy with her. I like her a lot too, she came on my show recently and we had a really fun time.” So you can clearly see that Harry was in it in it like not some hookup or anything. Not only were they constantly being scrutinized though but there were also a lot of articles being

5)published calling both of them sluts/womanizers and pulling up their histories. Harry later said in 2013 that sometimes dating in the public eye is hard because when you are “shown in newspapers and articles with other girls it can affect how the girl you actually like sees you”. Now that applies to the whole Emma thing but there was also an article that said that at the BVI, Harry disappeared on Taylor and didn’t tell her where he was going and when he finally met up with her she was drunk

7)crying and accused him of sleeping around with other girls and called him a dick. Now this could be totally untrue but that would explain why Taylor left right away maybe. She probably always felt uneasy about him and other girls because of what happened with Emma and then the media was calling her out for being a slut and pulling up his history and both fandoms were hating. The articles actually were ridiculous like there was one that said Taylor was pregnant and harry was trapped like

8)imagine reading that at 18 and just being like the fuck?! Whatever it was it must have been a huge argument because she didn’t even stay for the rest of the vacation. Or it could have been that Harry all of a sudden got cold feet in a sense and realized it was going to fast and was too serious in too short of a time which Taylor kind of addressed in 1989. So I think the first breakup was because of media. Whatever happened after that in 14/15 was most likely a result of them personally since

9)they weren’t public. So that’s where maybe Harry didn’t want to be super serious too quickly like they were in 2012 and Taylor wanted it to be public and serious (like Taylor usually does). Anyway that’s my opinion but those quotes by the way from Nick ahhh also apparently Louis caught Harry crying in the bathroom after the breakup😭😭”

I wanna cry, I literally love them so much and I’m so sad. Why wasn’t timing on their side?

Originally posted by omg-i-love-bananas

anonymous asked:

Just real quickly, it sounds more jokingly than anything. Considering, I'm sure it'll keep the gay rumours at bay despite the fact that Harry's mannerisms and the way he holds himself present him in a much different light.

I’m not sure what you’re referring to. Are you talking about Chelsea Handler’s comments about him sleeping with her friends? 

Yeah. It will keep gay rumors at bay and thank GOD! Just in time for Two Ghosts to drop! Womanizer Harry Styles wrote all of his songs for Taylor Swift and Carolina and Tess and Townes but absolutely did NOT write them for Louis Tomlinson who is also STRAIGHT™ because he has a baby and a girlfriend who he loves very much and also he denied Larry don’t forget! NO HOMO ANYWHERE AROUND HERE! 

Originally posted by cisforcostumestoo

anonymous asked:

I've never thought Haylor was very deep relationship, for me they weren't in love because they were together only 2 months, and I even used to think that it was fake relationship. But I have to admit that "Two Gosht" sounds for her. Taylor's song "Styles" talks about white shirts and red lips. If you say for all the Larry theorie that things aren't a coincidence, this can't be a coincidence as well. You need to be reasonable. Maybe the song is for Louis and H did that to tease us a bit? Maybe.

Harry literally admitted he wrote “Two Ghosts” ages ago, long before Taylor wrote “Style”. Also, why in the ever-actual fuck would Harry write an intimate, beautiful love song about an obvious PR relationship that lasted but 5 weeks and not about, oh, I dunno, his long-term love, Louis? Use your brain, please

anonymous asked:

I don't know if louis is choosing to be closeted now or if it is still coerced. I have no doubt he wants out of babygate however. I wonder if he and harry have decided to stay closeted for career purposes and so having el back allows him more freedom to write about deep love & relationships for his album. Maybe he'll be honest in lyrics /we'll see/ but establishing el as his partner was a precondition. I hope babygate ends soon but think the El push has another purpose that may help him in a way

Hey anon, thats quite a complex ask :)

I actually have close to zero doubt that Louis is being coerced. I don’t think its actually very hard to reason that out. Unless you believe he really is Fred’s father (in which case…good luck in life) or you think he is the evil mastermind behind one of the most shambolic and unbelievable PR closets any of us has seen - we may as well accept that theres a very fair bet whoever shoved him into it, is still in charge 2 years on.  In fact these people aren’t even hiding- they’re still out there pushing it relentlessly through his supposed solo promo.  The same people who acted as his jailers and abusers in 1D and afterwards, are still  ‘his team’ now he has *all* this freedom. And you know what?  Even leaving aside the fact that these people bullied and media trained his personality out of existence, that they were relentless enough to bring both his stunts to his mothers deathbed, then openly worked to slander him as unstable and violent in the aftermath - even leaving all that repugnant history aside, do you believe Louis Tomlinson, launching a solo career would *choose* a team like that– if he weren’t still cornered and under coercion?

 I can’t understand how often that obvious fact is skipped over as fans agonize over (and are constantly astroturfed over- anyone noticed that over the past couple of days?) how much ‘Louis might be to blame’.  You’d have to believe that he pays, with his own money, a team which is unbelievably unprofessional and incompetent at best (though mysteriously able to do their jobs for other people) and actively works against his success at worst. We, as fans, have never caught a real whiff of the band’s contracts, but we’re being told by people who actually don’t know, that the guys have to be free. Well- I am pretty much 99.9% sure Louis isn’t. My 0.1% of doubt about that would have to be that he’s actually managed to fool us over the years into believing that he’s very bright, when in reality he’s very, very stupid. But I think I’ll go with the 99.9%.

Im not debating about ‘wanting a closet’ for their careers. A closet isn’t a shameful thing for the person who has to choose it- its survival in a lot of situations and a lot of professions. For example if Harry wants to become a Hollywood leading man, I sincerely doubt  any agent or manager is going to advise him to come out.  If L and H have been persuaded that a closet is necessary then that is entirely their prerogative.

Its how the closet is run thats in question. Its how damaging Louis’ closet is in every way. Does anyone seriously believe Louis wouldn’t have a closet like Harrys if he had any choice at all? A closet that doesn’t invade his family? Invade his life and his home and his professional image? A closet that’s front and centre of everything he does, just in case anyone forgets he’s in there?

Louis closet is a fiasco of closely-watched stunts which his team prioritise over his work and which are used to entwine with, subtly diminish and tarnish his image.  Stunts which bring him obvious stress, and in BGs case, constant potential disaster. His closet involves handing himself over to Dan Wooten to put any words Dan chooses into his mouth, with no ability to demur. Dan can turn him into anyone he feels like. Does anyone seriously believes Louis *chooses* that over something effortless and convincing? And the ‘explanation’ that the difference between reputation-ruining cruelty and the odd Victorias Secret model is because Louis ‘reads as gay’ and Harry doesn’t? Sorry. No.

 Bringing Eleanor back as a cover for his album, because he would need that if he wrote any love songs? Well,its ironic but I tend to think the fandom insistence that Louis and  Harry must have lived each song they wrote, may be a legacy of the history of Larry ‘protest songs’. The songs that obviously did reflect their struggle. But its also good box office (as Taylor Swift knows) and I think its an idea the people who run the show use, not just for press but to manipulate the fandom, as they try to use tattoos.

But the suggestion that Louis team would care enough to bring back Eleanor so Louis could write what he wants, isn’t believable to me for all kinds of reasons.  Rationally, if he is only allowed to write songs about someone the fans can identify as Not Harry, he could have kept Danielle. Or he could say they weren’t personal songs, like they u-turned on BTY once they realised that fans didnt think it was romantic. He could say anything. His team know Larries won’t believe love songs are about Eleanor for a second, just as they know antis (and everyone else) will believe absolutely anything they’re told up to an including that the album is about Angela Merkel.  So, no I don’t think they brought her back to ‘allow’ him to write the songs he wants. And I don’t believe he would have chosen Eleanor’s return if he had any say.

Remember how thrilled he was to get free of Eleanor even for a while?  He was trapped with her, in the exact same insulting, diminishing, erasing closet as they’re now rebuilding around him, for *years*. And here we are back again: he’s too chaotic and immature to function without her; he’s an unremarkable guy who’s best staying at home out of the limelight with her instead of going out and being visible or networking  in the industry, because he’s not a star in any way – he’s Eleanor Calder boyfriend. *Why* would he want or agree to that if he had a say? 

 Eleanor isn’t just an ordinary beard. She’s in with the Sony /1DHQ bricks. She’s one of them. She represents something, and they know it. 

Far from bringing El back to cover the album. I’d suggest its the other way round. Promo for this single and the album, is being used as excuse to push Louis stunts, even if it sabotages the single and album and loses him active fans. I think his team have made it clear what their priorities are.  

Very clearly Louis has no option but to push the stunt messages and fight an pray his fans see whats happening as he tries to get his music out there over the stunt noise, then again, whats his option? Harry is also trying to have a career and making compromises.

Since you touch on it anon, one of the biggest questions I have is where Eleanor fits into BG, because I actually had a tiny paranoid suspicion from the time BG began, that they were planning to bring her back. The press narrative at the time of ‘clubbing’ and the baby announcement, had too many mentions linking him to her as his one true love he couldnt get over;  Love You Goodbye during MITAM promo, which was not a single but was pushed that hard, and heavily linked to Eleanor. Louis family, Jay especially, still liking her pics through the ‘estrangement’. But I cant come up with a single theory of why they would free him of E to go through the very obvious plan to land him with a baby, if the endgame was going back to Elounor jail, only even more burdened? Or why he and Harry looked so hopeful or excited through OTRA and MITAM, if they had a clue what was coming? I cant even come up with a faint theory, so Im probably wrong about the contract being in place all along. I would say maybe she’s part of the end to BG, but lets face it, they dont need a costar/saviour to do that. They just need the will to let him go. You never know though. Nothing around Louis is ever allowed to be simple.

I worry though that ending BG or Elounor while Larries are still strong  and confident => rebound impact on Harry.  Which isn’t really a hopeful equation. I very much hope Im wrong though and someone somewhere has a heart. 

Sorry anon… I really need to stop writing essays.


Favorite Music Genre

Their favorite artist/music genre (Next Generation)

Teddy- Teddy would be totally be jamming out to the old classic rock hits. He found all of Sirius’ old records at Number 12 Grimmauld Place at age ten, and fell in love. He, like Sirius himself, is a big fan of Queen and the Beatles.

James Sirius- James, like Teddy, is a big fan of rock music. He started to get into rock because he wanted to be like his godbrother. He’ll always be bragging that he knows the most rock songs ever, but when he’s by himself, he’ll listen to his favorite girls; Taylor Swift, Beyonce, and Nicki Minaj.

Albus Severus- Albus liked post-grunge and alternative rock music. He liked 3 Doors Down, Foo Fighters, and Daughtry.

Lily Luna- Lily liked screamo and metal. She didn’t really know why, but she found it soothing. She always liked Pierce the Veil and Black Veil Brides.

Scorpius- Scorpius always loved R&B and soul. He was always playing Beyonce, Pharrell Williams, Jennifer Hudson, and Stevie Wonder. He cried when Whitney Houston died.

Rose- Rose just listened to whatever was on the radio, and didn’t really care. Her favorite artist however was definitely Smash Mouth however, and she firmly believed Uptown Funk would have made it onto the Shrek soundtrack. 

Hugo- Surprisingly, Hugo liked metal. He was a big fan Metallica, Iron Maiden, and KISS. Ron was ready to murder Lily when he first heard his son’s favorite music.

Fred II- Fred listened to alternative rock. He loved Nirvana, Green Day, Blink-182, and Bowling for Soup.

Roxanne- Roxanne loved Alternative music. She was always blasting All Time Low, Fall Out Boy, and My Chemical Romance.

Victoire- Victoire always loved to listen to female artists. She loved feminists with a happy vibe. Her favorite was always Taylor Swift.

Dominique- Dominique never had a favorite genre. She’d listen to anything or anybody except screamo and classical. But because of Victoire and Lorcan, she always had a special place in her heart for Taylor Swift.

Louis- Louis liked classical. He couldn’t understand why his sister, Domi, hated it so much. She always complained that it was boring. He said it was calming.

Molly II- Molly didn’t like music. Her family called her insane, but she just didn’t. She thought it was too loud and distracting. Every now and then though, she’d be okay with listening to classical music with Louis.

Lucy- Lucy was the exact opposite of her sister. She loved music and would listen to anything. Even the strangest genre and songs, she loved them.

Lorcan- Lorcan listened to what he called the ‘girly hits’. He only ever listened to them to impress girls and hated half of what he listened to. He couldn’t stand Justin Bieber or One DIrection. He was a big fan of Taylor Swift and Katy Perry, however.

Lysander- Lysander liked indie and hipster music. He was always yelling along to the American Authors and Walk the Moon.

ot4 as things my boss's sons have done
  • Harry: answers an add for half a dozen live chickens in the newspaper because he loves animals so much and tries to hid them in the garage but forgot that they lay eggs whoops
  • Liam: is so confident of his Spanish speaking abilities that when the waitress says, “Gracias!” he replies enthusiastically, “Piñata!”
  • Niall: chases his brother around the front yard at four a.m. in nothing but his boxers while waving a baseball bat and yelling
  • Louis: leads the entire glee club in kneeling before his mother at her workplace and serenading her with “You Belong with Me” by Taylor Swift

anonymous asked:

You know what's disgusting? That if Louis was a girl, then antis would be 100% sure they were in love back when they were constantly together, and that they kept seeing each other in secret, like some believe about Taylor or Kendall. What's preventing them from seeing it now is their own homophobia. Because there's a difference between not believing Harry or Louis are lgbt+ and viciously attacking people who believe they are, desperate to disprove their argument.

i’ve also noticed the language they use is dripping homophobia they call us things like “disgusting” as if the mere thought of us believing two guys are together makes them wanna vomit which, you know, doesn’t look the best

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Here is this week’s Author Spotlight! As always, I post the author’s top three stories!

1. Amazing Sin 
Words: 56k

Gears started turning in Louis’ head. Purely mischievous gears that had Louis formulating a revenge plan against Taylor. He’d had enough of sitting around and taking it. If she was going to call him a whore, then fine, he’ll act like one for real. “I’m going to say something, and as my friends you are obligated to love me anyway.”

“This can’t be good,” Niall said, Zayn just groaned.

“So I know we have this strict ‘no lashing back at Taylor’ rule with me, but what if I can get press revenge a different way?” Louis asked. He wasn’t expecting an answer, because they knew by now to just go with it. “What if I stole her boyfriend?”

Or, the story of Louis ‘Steal Your Man’ Tomlinson.

2. I Hunger For Your Beautiful Embrace
Words: 57k

Legatus Harry is governor of Capua and Dominus of his estate. He governs with a firm and harsh rule and has never been known to be soft. That is until Louis comes into his life. A beautiful slave who creeps into Harry’s house and heart.

But in the times of Ancient Rome, when sex, wars, and death are the entertainment of the times, life and love are rare commodities.

3. Could Be Kissing my Fruit Punch Lips
Words: 4k

Harry happens upon a porn site that specializes in live videos and sort of falls in love with the cute boy he only knows as Kitty.

And then he gets the surprise of his life when he finds out Kitty attends his university…

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anonymous asked:

@anon asking bout the fic where louis does the do what u want song,its "amazing sin" i don't remember the author tho

Amazing Sin(55k)

Gears started turning in Louis’ head. Purely mischievous gears that had Louis formulating a revenge plan against Taylor. He’d had enough of sitting around and taking it. If she was going to call him a whore, then fine, he’ll act like one for real. “I’m going to say something, and as my friends you are obligated to love me anyway.”

“This can’t be good,” Niall said, Zayn just groaned.

“So I know we have this strict ‘no lashing back at Taylor’ rule with me, but what if I can get press revenge a different way?” Louis asked. He wasn’t expecting an answer, because they knew by now to just go with it. “What if I stole her boyfriend?”

Or, the story of Louis ‘Steal Your Man’ Tomlinson.

11 Fics I read Nov - Dec 2016

love is divine by stylinsoncity

Being a witch doesn’t help when it comes to unrequited love. (Harry is a witch, unrequited love, lawyer!louis)

Because You Saw Me When I Was Invisible by supernope

A (not so) loosely-based Princess Diaries AU, in which Harry finds out he’s the heir to the throne of a country he’s never even heard of.

Taste of a Poison Paradise by objectlesson

Louis notices Harry’s mouth right away.

hope your heart is strong enough by suspendrs

Prompt: Set in the US, Harry spends Thanksgiving with Louis’ family, or vice versa. Chaos ensues.

Don’t Look Down by zarah5

AU. In which Louis is a solicitor at one of London’s most prestigious law firms and Harry happens to apply for the position as his trainee. And everyone else is around, too.

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