I have a bunch of paragraphs that might one day become an absurdly long fic about Lance and the Blue Lion being BFF.
(The basic plot is ‘You can keep mental conversations with your lion and Blue really likes having someone to talk to after spending 10000 years stuck in a cave on Earth. Also, Lance is her Paladin and she goes full Mama Lion on him’.)
Anyway, I wrote the Mandatory Angsty Scene that doesn’t fit anywhere and that only exists because I’ve been lurking on the “Lance McClain” tag for a week and it’s full of langst (what did this kid do to us that we keep hurting him?), so of course I was influenced, but which I don’t think I’ll ever use for anything, so here it is, in all its glory.
He’s about to get killed and his first thought is that he didn’t fold his clothes before leaving his room.
It pops into his head, that his clothes are strewn across the room and someone will have to go in there to put everything in order at some point. Thank goodness it won’t have to be his mom.
He’s never seeing his mom again.
He’s never going home again.
He’s never taking Blue to Cuba.
Blue might be destroyed here.
“I’m so sorry, Bonita,” Lance whispers, not caring that the others might hear him through the comms.
Blue’s warm in his head, as sorrowful as he is. She’s mourning him, because she might survive, but he most definitely won’t.
“You could at least try to comfort me,” he tells her, sounding far more amused, far more cheerful than he feels.
He can distantly hear the others calling him through the comms, giving instructions to try to help him, or just repeating something (his name, the word 'no’, pleads), but he can’t pretend he has any chance of surviving.
Yeah, I think Keyleth is alright. Maybe not the best, but she fits into the group well.
Keyleth is so annoying. She's only there because she's Matt's girlfriend. She causes all the problems in the game and she's such a harpy. I wish she left instead of Tiberius.
KEYLETH is literally the best character in critical role, she consistently challenges the group morally to be good and just people, and without her, vox machina would've been just another reckless mercenary group, she has the biggest heart and she cares the most about everyone and she's always thinking about the bright side and she's hilariously awkward and she literally has some of the most creative and effective ideas when it comes to combat encounters, ok, look, keyleth is LITERALLY the best character
With his phone jammed between his shoulder and his ear, Zuko fumbles around in the fridge with one hand while the other keeps a carton of eggs balanced on top of the butter. The precariousness of the situation derives from the fact that he’s kind of distracted, too busy trying to concentrate on the argument he’s having with his mother.
“I don’t understand why you won’t just let me do it, Mom. I offered, okay?”
eventually dragging me down to shipping hell with Saitama x Genos like wtf I was happy with just friendship and familial ties but no I suddenly see shipping fanart and whoops there I go to the seventh circle of our hell and ooh Genos x Sonic actually looks cute no wait I shouldn’t ah wHAT THE FUCK LET’S SHIP IT
Aight so, if Paige gets fired for this whole thing, I’m going to get super pissed because they didn’t fire Seth, Titus or Tom for their scandals. So if she does get fired y’all better cause hell because that’s not fair