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Dean me up, Scotty!

For @iwantthedean

“I’m tired, Dean, I’m so god damned tired of your bullshit.” YN shouted as she threw all her belongings and some dirty laundry of Dean’s into a rucksack.

“You’re just going to sit there and do what? Lick those fucking perfect lips, shake your head, lemme guess run a hand through your hair, because and I quote, ‘I’m no good for you YN’”.

“Well save your bullshit lies for someone who gives a shit, because it’s been me, Dean, me every night stitching you up, loving you down, putting up with the self deprecating.”

“It’s been me, not Sam, not Lisa, not last night’s easy lay, thanks for that by the way, hit me right in the jugular with that bimbo.”

“YN, please, she meant,” Dean didn’t even move from his seat, but YN cut him off with a slap to the face.

“Screw off, Winchester.”

With a flip of her hair, she flipped him the bird, and shouted over her shoulder shoulder, “lose my number.”

  • Yoosung: Hey, Seven. What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?
  • 707: I would become half deaf.
  • Yoosung: Okay, and if I cut off the other one too?
  • 707: I would, probably, become blind.
  • Yoosung: Huh-? Why?
  • 707: Because my glasses would fall off.
  • Keith: Is something burning?
  • Lance: My desire for you.
  • Keith: Lance the toaster is on fire.
  • [Yuuri Katsuki, Victor Nikiforov and Yuri Plisetsky are watching a movie together. There is a knock at the door.]:
  • Victor: Yurio, do you mind getting the door? I think Yuuri is asleep and I don't want to disturb him.
  • Yurio: yeah, whatever. *leaves room to open door*
  • Otabek: *begins playing Christmas music.* shhh *holds up card that says "tell them it's carolers"*
  • Victor: who is it?
  • Yurio: carol singers.
  • Victor: oh. Okay.
  • Otabek: *flips card* it reads: with any luck, next year I'll be the Grand Prix champion.
  • *flips card*: you'll be 16
  • *flips card*: and maybe your dads will let you date
  • *flips card*: but for now, let me say
  • *flips card*: without any hopes or agenda
  • *flips card*: because it's Christmas
  • *flips card*: (and on Christmas you tell the truth)
  • *flips card*: to me, you are perfect
  • *flips card*: and I will love you
  • *flips card*: until we both retire
  • *flips card*: merry Christmas.
  • Yurio: *smiles*
  • Otabek: *begins to walk away.*
  • Yurio: wait! *runs after him*
  • Otabek: *stops*
  • Yurio: *kisses his cheek* by the way, we don't celebrate Christmas until after the new year.
  • Otabek: oh.
  • Yurio: also my dads are watching that movie right now so they totally know what's going on.
  • Otabek: right. My bad.
  • Yurio: why don't you come inside?
But I think uh.. they’re [the Voltron creators] planning a slow burn with most of the relationship stuff and so yeah I mean as far as where we’re at there’s not even been.. I MEAN they’re they’re yeah putting like the little things so it’ll like probably pay off later odds are but yeah we don’t I mean.. nothing like.. for sure as of yet but I I imagine throughout the course of the series they’ll probably definitely have something I don’t know
—  Jeremy Shada during his live interview on AfterBuzz TV’s Youtube channel
  • King George III: It's not easy being British
  • King George III: The reason being it is impossible for me, as a British person, to walk into any museum, in any nation on the planet earth, without, within five minutes, start to feel guilty.
  • King George III: You have no idea what that feels like!
  • King George III: (to americans) You will, OH, you will!
  • King George III: One day all this shame will be yours my American friends