because oh my god do i feel good

prettiestmess  asked:

Oh my God, could you do a top 10 for Michiru's outfits? I feel like they tried so hard to make her a fashion plate (as she well she should be) but were so often stymied by the 90s-ness of it all. I'd love to see what you chose.

The real question is, how will I narrow it down to only ten?? Michiru’s style is so hard to pin down because sometimes it works flawlessly and sometimes it’s hard to justify, in-universe, why she would ever choose to wear what she is wearing. (Thanks again to @sailorcivilian and @fukufashion for their comprehensive representation of Sailor Moon outfits!)

10. The 1940s called. They said you look really good in that dress, feel free to keep wearing it.

9. It is written in ink that this shawl may never cover more than one (1) shoulder at any given time.

8. (”coming soon to own on videocassette” voice) She may have a tiny bow and a tiny backpack, but she’s got a big heart.

7. They told me I could be anything I wanted, so I became the ocean

6. Wearing formal gloves and a pencil skirt to the racetrack just seemed like the right thing to do at the time.

5. There are two kinds of people: those who say “you can never have too much denim on your body,” and liars

4. On the back, these shirts say “If found, please return to Michiru”/”I am Michiru”

3. The stylish yet practical baby-stealing ensemble

2. The dress that is responsible for putting many a young boy through early puberty

1. Look. I think there must be a story behind this one. I think this used to be a favorite tunic of Michiru’s; the pale lavender with the white belt is simple but charming. One day she was painting another one of her space whales, and Haruka yelled something from the kitchen about the shrimp paella leftovers in the fridge. In the one uncalculated move she had ever made in her life, she turned around and lowered her brush, leaving a short streak of dark blue on her dress. She tried everything; cold water, rubbing alcohol, Haruka’s Tide-to-Go stick, but she could still see a faint line where the space-colored paint was. Haruka would insist she couldn’t tell there was a stain, but Michiru would always know, and she couldn’t live like that. The next day, she bought a bottle of fabric dye. If she couldn’t remove the accidental stain, then she would make it an intentional one. She wears it as an act of defiance, a warning to the universe that Michiru Kaioh is not one to be defeated.

piggiesaregreen  asked:


Oh my god my heart here we go: 

  • who’s the one to wake up the kids: This is usually Hernando because he’s the #ResponsibleParent but sometimes it’s Lito and it’s not on purpose it’s because this guy has gotten bad news and is being Dramatic and yelling in the morning. 
    • “…………bad day papa?” 
  • who makes the breakfast: Hmmm I feel like both do this. Lito’s usually getting all the drinks and making sandwiches (he makes them very specifically for the kids; he’s even bought bear cutouts so he can make the sandwiches into cute shapes) while Hernando is frying something up and brewing some coffee for him and Lito.
  • who’s the one to cry for everything: Haaaaa we all know this is Lito (and Daniela, who definitely offered to be their surrogate the second they started thinking about having children). 
  • who’s the more discipline parent and who’s the more lenient one: Hernando is the more disciplined one but even then he’s pretty open to his kids and will explain why they can or cannot do certain things - Lito’s more lenient but if it’s something like dating or going away for long periods of time his explanations for why they can’t turn into him stuttering and freaking out. 
  • who helps with the science fair: Hernando helps with the construction, and Lito helps with the actual science because this is Kala’s time to shine and she’ll help her cluster kids with everything and be the super proud auntie/parent who proudly shares their creation with everyone else. 
  • who does baby talk: Liitoooooo
  • who wakes up for midnight feedings: Hernando does this more, even though Lito tries, bless him. 
  • who’s the one who always worries: Oh my GOD so Hernando is a quiet worrier while Lito is outwardly worried (so Hernando calms himself down by calming Lito down). 
  • who picks up the kids early from school for some fun: Okay honestly yes I can see Lito doing this but you know who I see doing this the most? Daniela. She definitely picks the kids up just for fun or because she was bored. 
  • who’s the competitive parent: LIIIITOOOOOOOOOOO 
  • who kisses the ouches: Awww Hernando definitely does it 
  • who’s the sucker for the puppy eyes: Hernando is the sucker; he knows they’re playing him but he can’t help it. Lito falls for his kids being Extra and Dramatic and using his own lines against him because he’s so Proud™. 
  • who makes the “dad jokes”: I feel like Daniela would do this? She’d make dad jokes on behalf of them all the time. 
  • who embarrassed their kid for fun: Mmmm I feel like Lito would do it but accidentally
  • who’s the over protective one: Lito! Granted he has cause for it with Whispers out there but in general he’s just super protective. 
  • who’s the “take a sweater!” parent: Hernando! When his daughter was an infant he dressed her almost entirely in sweaters tbh. 
A huge misunderstanding

A week ago I came out of the walk in while doing cold prep and I had to walk by the manager office, where our MIC and GM were talking.
I overheard our MIC say “Jordans an asshole!” And I paused and just stared at her because.. my name is Jordan. What did I do.

But she looked over and saw me and got all flustered saying “No no, our old manager Jordan. He quit a couple months before we hired you. You’re not an asshole, oh my god I’m sorry if you thought it was about you.”

I was so shocked omg but I understood lmao
They proceeded to tell me about how shitty ex-Manager-Jordan was. He was awful. Always making his employees feel like shit, telling them they’re not good enough at their jobs and just being an overall dick. A horrible guy.

Well, a couple days ago I was opening shift and was bringing cups up to the front and I’m walking by the food prep lines and the same manager was talking to a coworker and she said “Jordan was such a dick. I hate him.” And I walked by and jokingly said “Thank you.” Bc I knew she didn’t mean me
But she freaked out apologizing bc what are the odds of me overhearing her talk shit about Jordan AGAIN like lmao

INFP loops are fun wheeee

Fi: I’m feeling sad
Si: Yes here’s why: you fucked up this thing that was good, and then you DID THIS
Fi: Oh my god I did do that.
Fi: I don’t know how we didn’t consider this, Ne!
Fi: oh my godddddddd *self-pity intensifies*
Te: This makes sense, btw, Si is right
Fi: oh goddddddd
Ne: alright guys stop it let’s leave this in the past-

abloodneed  asked:

i agree wholeheartedly about the slow blink, that moment just fucking drips of everything i love about him because it speaks so heavily of his icy anger and the calm he has in these sorts of situations because he has no reason whatsoever to be worried and he's not, it's lazy but there's that growl that purr underneath it, i'm ready to tear you apart just give me a reason. we can do this calmly or you will regret it. i have nothing to fear but you do

you need to not do this to me oh my god jawjoe. like, that was the first scene they released for us long before the show actually aired, and i died. he’s just dripping with power there and you’re right it’s so lazy. i love all of his scenes where he’s displeased because the anger that coils up inside him is just so good to watch. like, he’s calm but the tension is there, too. i feel like people who try to get past him alive when he’s this way, it’s like trying to sneak past a sleeping tiger.

my dream for season 2 tho is an eventual scene where he is all cold anger until alec says his name or touches his arm, and then you just see him visibly melt. i would kill so many people for something along those lines.

How I Became Obsessed with The Outsiders
  • Language Arts Teacher: We're going to read a book called The Outsiders
  • Me: Wasn't that in 'Fangirl'?
  • Me: *sees cover*
  • Me: Ew
  • *Later*
  • Me: This is good
  • *Later*
  • Me: *Having a full-blown meltdown in the middle of class because I can't take my feels and now I can't stop crying help me please why isn't everyone else crying*
  • JOHNNY WHY!!!!!!!
  • *Later*
  • Me: *dies whenever someone mentions Johnny or Dallas or anything related to The Outsiders*
  • *Later*
  • Someone: *Mentions The Outsiders*

faillowalong  asked:

27, 43, 44

27. Which fitblrs inspire you?

Oh thats easy. My sensei of 10 years @realanimetraining, my Good friend and Gymmie @train-go, @fit-like-korra and @ryocos. I notice i’m more inspired by women to train most of the time. Not because their girls and I feel i should be “Stronger” but because they have such a high energy and passion for training like I do and it motivates me

43. Do you track macros? and 44 Do you track calories?

Yes I do, thank god for MyFitnessPal I’m nearly at 1000 days ^_^

Ashton Irwin- HAAM

So this one concludes the HAAM series. Hope you like it!


“Are you serious?” Ashton said next to me.

We were sitting on my couch talking about random stuff that we thought about. My head was on one side of the couch while my feel rested on Ashton’s lap. “I’m dead serious. Do you know how frustrating that is?”

“Wait, let me get this straight. You and Josh have been dating for two years and he’s never made you have an orgasm?”

“Not once. It’s annoying.”

“Why don’t you bring it up?” He asked.

“Because it’s too late. I’ve faked it too many times.”

“Oh my god, you faked it?” He laughed.

“I don’t have a choice. I mean, yeah sometimes it feels good but never enough for me to actually have an orgasm. When he’s done, he stops.”

“Wait, he doesn’t finished you off?” Ashton sat up.

I shook my head, “Nope.”

“Wow, what an asshole.”

“It really sucks because when I’m horny, he doesn’t ever fulfill my needs. It’s so…ugh I don’t even know. It’s more than frustrating.”

“I still can’t believe you’ve never had an orgasm.”

“Am I missing out?” I asked.

“Most definitely.”

I groaned and laid my head back on the pillow. I’m always pretty sexually frustrated since I’ve never been able to finish. I’ve even tried to myself, but I just can’t do it. I always get so close, but it’s never enough.

“I have an idea.” Ashton said.

“What?” I asked.

“What if I help you out?” He asked.

“What do you mean?” I asked.

“I mean, what if I give you an orgasm?”

I laughed, “You’re joking right?”

He laughed, “I’m serious! We don’t have to tell anyone. And plus, I know you’re itching to know what an orgasm feels like.”

“What about Josh?”

“He doesn’t have to know.”

I sighed and thought about it for a second, “Won’t it affect our friendship?”

“Nah, it will just be a one-time thing.”

“Are you sure?” I asked.

“What else are friends for?”

I laughed and rolled my eyes, “I guess we can try. What makes you think you can make me orgasm when everything else can’t?”

“I can try, can’t I?”

“Okay, let’s give it a shot.”

“Alright, come on.” He moved my legs off his lap and stood up.

I sat up, “Wait, now?”

“Yes, right now. Let’s go.” He started walking to my bedroom that was down the hall.

I stood up from the couch and followed him into my room. He shut the door behind me and locked it, just in case my roommate came home. He turned around and faced me and I scratched my arm, “What now?”

“Well, for starters, you should take your clothes off.”

“Right.” I said and I lifted my shirt over my head, “You’re going to undress too, right?”

“Yeah.” He said as he lifted his shirt off his head.

I unclipped my bra and threw it to the ground. I can’t believe I’m doing this with my best friend. I feel so…dirty. I unbuttoned my jeans and wiggled out of them, throwing them onto the ground.

“Keep your underwear on and get on the bed.”

“Okay, bossy.” I got on the bed and laid on my back.

He unbuttoned his jeans and pulled them down and threw them on the ground with the rest of our clothes. He kept his boxers on and he climbed on top of me.

“I never thought we’d ever be in this position.” I said.

“Really? The thought never crossed your mind?” His fingers started to move up and down my torso slowly.

“Well, I guess I’ve had a few dreams.” I admitted.

“Oh really? How did they go?” He asked before placing his lips on my stomach. He crawled further and further down, his lips leaving a trail of soon to be purple marks.

“Uh…they uh…um…” I tried to think of what to say, but I couldn’t think straight. I could feel the familiar wetness start to form between my legs. He better know how to give me an orgasm or I might go insane.

“Come on, think, Y/N. Tell me, did it feel good?” He slowly pulled my panties down my legs.

“Uh, I uh, I don’t remember.” My voice became shaky.

He started to kiss the skin on my upper thigh, getting closer and closer to my throbbing core.

“Did it feel better than Josh?” He whispered into my skin.

Yes. I thought to myself. But still, not enough to make me cum.

“Tell me, Y/N. What did I do in your dream to make you feel better than Josh could?”

“You u-used your mouth.” I stuttered.

“Like this?” He asked and then his lips wrapped around my clit.

I moaned and threw my head back, “Yes. Just like that.” I gripped my hands onto the sheets.

“Look at me.” He demanded.

I looked down at him; he looked so wonderful between my legs. His eyes flickered up to mine as he sucked on my clit. His tongue swirled all around me, touching places no one has ever touched before. Not even Josh.

“Oh my God.” I moaned.

His head moved back forth causing the pleasure to increase. I didn’t know it could feel this good.

“Tell me how this feels.” Ashton asked.

“So good, Ash.” I reached down and tangled my fingers in his hair, pushing him closer to me.

“Fuck.” He mumbled into me.

I bucked my hips forward involuntarily and I felt Ashton smirk.

“How close are you?” He asked.

“I have no idea.”

His tongue stared to lap around me hitting every spot perfectly. His nose was moving against my clit and I felt my body start to shake. Holy shit, this feels amazing. I started to move my hips up to his face which he gladly allowed me to do. My moans became higher pitched with each movement of my hips. And then, finally, I came undone. And holy shit, it was quite a powerful feeling. It took over my entire body. I screamed out and arched my back off the bed. Ashton’s arms hooked around my thighs holding me close to his face as he rode out my orgasm. I continued to yell out profanities as he didn’t stop. Even after I came, he didn’t stop.

“Fuck, Ashton, that was incredible.”

“I’m not done yet.” He said and continued to eat me out. He didn’t slow down at all.

He moved his tongue faster, “Move your hips again.” He said.

And so I did. I moved my hips and shuddered. I’m so sensitive, I didn’t know that happened. But it felt good to have him against me still. I kept bucking my hips forward and I felt the familiar approach of an orgasm.

“Jesus, Ashton.” I squeezed my eyes shut.

He hummed and I yelped in pleasure.

“Keep going.” I begged.

His mouth ventured all around my sex, licking in every spot possible. Josh has never gone down on me. He told me doesn’t feel comfortable with it. Fuck him. This feels amazing. Incredible. Indescribable, actually. I felt myself close to another orgasm and I continued to buck my hips forward. Ashton reached around my thigh and started rubbing circles on my clit. I cried out and sat up quickly, my orgasm washing over me. He licked me clean before he sat up and wiped the wetness off his chin.

“Ashton, that was-”

“We still aren’t done yet.”

“Oh, I don’t know if I can handle anymore.” I sighed.

“Trust me, you can.” He gently placed his lips on mine and my breathing stopped. I grabbed his face and held him there so he couldn’t move away. His lips feel so good against mine. They feel like they should have always been there. It’s nothing like kissing Josh. Now that I think about it, Ashton is better than Josh. In more ways than I could explain, Ashton is much better for me that him.

“Y/N?” Ashton asked.


He pulled our lips apart, “How long does Josh usually last with you?”

“Probably six minutes.”

He scoffed, “And he’s never finished you off?”

I shook my head, “Not once.”

He shook his head, “Just wait.” He leaned down and started kissing my neck and he pushed my legs apart. I felt his tip near my entrance and I was starting to become impatient. I started rubbing my hips against his and he laughed, “Patience.”

I groaned and dropped my hands to my sides. But then, he thrust himself inside of me with no warning. I gasped and my arms reached up and clawed into his back. He filled me completely before thrusting out and then back in.

“Go faster.” I begged.

“Gladly.” He said and then started slamming in and out of me. I moaned and my mouth fell open. Ashton’s back muscles moved with each thrust and I couldn’t help but grip onto his hair.

“Fuck.” He muttered and nuzzled his face deeper into my neck.

“Oh God.” I moaned as Ashton picked up his pace. I heard a faint rattle come from above me and I looked up in confusion. I then realized the headboard was slamming against the wall. At this point, I don’t even care about the people living in the apartment next door. Let them hear how good Ashton is making me feel. Suddenly, there was a knock on my bedroom door.

Ashton stopped moving, “Shit.”

He pulled out of me and I got up slowly from the bed, “Who is it?”

“It’s me.” I sighed of relief. It was just my roommate, not Josh.

I walked over to the door and opened it slightly, “Hey.”

“Could you guys be any louder?” She laughed.

I giggled, “Sorry.”

“I’m going to go put headphones on. Have fun with Josh.”

“Oh, um, it’s not Josh.”

Her eyes widened, “What?! Then who is it?”


She opened her mouth to say something but I covered it with my hand, “I’ll explain later.” And then I shut the door and locked it. I sighed and shook my head and turned around to walk towards the bed again. What I didn’t expect was Ashton to be right behind me, his figure towering over me. I gasped just as Ashton slammed me against the door and lifted my leg up around his waist. And then he rammed himself into me. I cried out and reached up, grabbing onto his arms for support. My head fell forward and rested on Ashton’s shoulder as he fucked me senseless. He hit a spot that Josh has never hit before and it sent me moaning in hysterics.

“Right there.” It came out as a whisper.

“Fuck, Y/N. Are- ah, are you close?” He managed to blurt out.

“So fucking close.”

One of his hands reached down and started rubbing circles on my clit, something Josh has never done before. I screamed and my entire body fell forward as my orgasm hit me hard. My nails dug deep into Ashton’s arms and my head fell back as I yelled out. A couple seconds later, Ashton shouted out a few profanities and my name. His thrusts slowed down and he shuddered with each movement.

When he pulled out of me, I slid down to the ground unable to move. I closed my eyes and rested my head against the door. And then I was lifted up and brought to my bed. I kept my eyes closed as I felt Ashton’s touch leave mine and I heard his belt buckle shake.




It became silent again, and then I felt the bed dip in next to me. I rolled over and rested my head on his chest and wrapped my arms around his lower torso.

“Remember what you said about how this wouldn’t affect our friendship?”

“I know.” He said, reading my mind.

I sighed deeply and let my mind wander. And then I fell asleep next Ashton, not having a care in the world.

- Brooke XD

anonymous asked:

1,2, and 5 for the cosplay asks!

1: What was your first cosplay?

Oh god it was a TERRIBLE closet cosplay of Robin from Witch Hunter Robin. This was well over a decade ago when I really had to make do with what I could convince my mom to buy for me at thrift stores. I don’t even think there are any pictures (thankfully) because it was a mess.

2: Favorite thing to cosplay?

Big, swooshy, frilly, fancy stuff. The more lace and rhinestones, the better.

5: What do you think makes a ‘good cosplay’?

Are you having fun in your costume? Do you like how you look and feel in your costume? Then it is a good costume. 

For my own costumes, I will also add that I feel like my costumes are good when I didn’t cut corners, reworked things until I got them just the way I wanted, and am sure that I can wear the costume and nothing on it will break. But that’s a personal thing and it’s based on the fact that the challenge of constructing something well is the most satisfying part of the whole experience for me.

Impulsive Kiss
  • Impulsive Kiss
  • Mystic Messenger

It’s me. Did you eat yet?
I hope you don’t skip your meals just because I’m not there.

You are a guest at my house.

…I hope I haven’t made you uncomfortable this morning… No, I’ll say that again. To be honest, I wanted to do it the first moment I saw you but I was waiting for the right time.

That woman did nothing good, but I’m thankful that she provided the best excuse.

I miss you already… perhaps because I’ve touched you.
… I still can’t forget the shape and feeling of your lips. And for your information, I never forget something I closely observed.

How about you…?

MC: I… was a bit flustered too but I liked it.

… I knew it. Some times you don’t have to say how you feel for others to know.

That electric feeling I had when our lips first touched… I think I felt it because we are connected. I never believed that before, but after experiencing it myself, I know it’s true.
I actually wanted our first kiss… to be more gentle and slow, but that didn’t cross my mind then.

It was quite impulsive… unlike me.
I was quite nervous about how I did it without asking for your permission…
Next time, I will do it after I received your full permission. I will ask you with words… or with my body…

Oh, I hope you do not imagine what I just said.

That excitement might dissipate when you are expecting it. I am very intrigued in processing ideas during predictable circumstances.

I like going step by step. And I tend to take each step slow and master it for good, so keep that in mind.
I would feel satisfied if you response to my plans.

… I should stop talking. I thought I’d feel better after talking about it, but I can’t focus at all now.

I will go home as soon as I take care of the work here, so see you there.

The Saddest Thing In Avatar? This.

Is anyone else still really angry that Zuko’s father never apologized for what he did to his children because I’ve been furious since 2005 about it and I’m still so mad because Zuko is a wonderful kind boy who deserved SO MUCH BETTER and Azula might have turned out decent if Ozai had TRIED to be a good DAD , she has good qualities but no moral code and I just wanted Zuko and Azula to have good sibling moments because they DESERVE that…..Azula is such a cool person and I feel bad that she never got the kind of affection she needed as a child ……AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON ZUKO OH MY GOD THIS PRECIOUS PRINCE
He’s kind compassionate and angry and sad and hurting and he loves his mommy and he tries to do the right thing and he fights so much so hard and oh my God when he risked his life for Katara I was crying because I couldn’t bear to see him hurt again

I have been a huge Fire Princess and Fire Prince fan for a long time.

Both Zuko and Azula taught me a lot.

Zuko taught me strength and loyalty and that your past does not determine your future.

Azula taught me confidence and self sufficiency and leadership . She taught me that even the worst people can have goodness inside.
Because she did. For awhile she did. I think she cared about Zuko for a time but grew to care more for herself .She locked away any emotion that could lead to her heart breaking.

Its a survival mechanism for abuse.
Zuko chose the better path. He ended the cycle.
Azula continued it because in her mind that was all there was.

I just…..Ozai did so much damage to them….and they need an apology.
I really wanna hug these kids and tell them it’s okay….

anonymous asked:

Hi! What's one day at a time? I've actually never heard of it, is it good?


okay so basically one day at a time is a sitcom about a cuban-american family living in america

basically the family consists of: grandma lydia, mumma penelope, my lesbian daughter elena, and the son alex who just seems like a Good Egg

it’s got the feel of a cheesy sitcom (think full house [not fuller] but FUNNIER) which is probably because, as i learnt today, it’s a revival of a sitcom from the 70′s of the same name

but basically it’s just really amazing cos every episode in some way At Least touches on a relevant topic in today’s media e.g. feminism/misogyny, racism [some of the main instances that come to mind involve this white guy who means well being astoundingly ignorant or just unknowing and Always getting called out for it], mental health [in particular addiction and ptsd, as penelope used to be a soldier whose cuban heritage has prevented her from taking anti-depressants !!] and also, my personal favourite, sexuality !!! 

basically elena has this multi-ep spanning arc which involves her considering whether she likes girls or not, whether she likes boys, and coming out and it’s al just done So beautifully and i’m emo just thinking about it

so yeah, in my opinion it is like the greatest show of 2017 thus far (we’re literally ten days in rip) and it is like Really new, i think it must have only been released in the past few days because it’s a netflix original!!

so to summarise: if ur looking for some of the best rep u’ve ever seen in ur life and also a few good laughs, look no further than one day at a time!!!


lydia-st-james replied to your post: “Oh my fucking god go get it girl I’m rooting for you”:

Just saying, my first thought was, “She has for your ID either to know your name or know your age” which I feel like is a good sign either way. Get it!!!

tbh it was weird bc she was like taking our drink orders and then she just blurted out “can i see your ids” to me and my friend and we were just like ….wha?? because we go in there so much and she’s usually working when we do so i was just like ……..girl i know u know i come in here all the time this is so random but now im like 

anonymous asked:

90s Tim is my favorite Tim and honestly god bless you for 1992 because it's so so amazing and wow! The way Jason is realizing his feelings so Tim is so realistic and organic and just, it's something we need more of in YA with gay protagionists because I know I can definitely see a lot of my experiences as a baby gay and Jason and if I had something like this fic when I was 14/15 oh my gosh, things would have be so much clearer and a lot less lonely and you are doing so much good!! Thank you!

THANK YOU!! I’m honestly crying, this is so sweet <3

anonymous asked:

<super au> so I was looking at that sparklingsalt interactions ask thing and I was like what if PBG went like half immune to Jarad's hypnotism or something at some point like he could resist it and stuff

Of course, at first they wouldn’t notice. Something feels slightly off but in a notably good way, so neither questions it and actually end up hanging out even more than usual because Jared no longer feels as much pressure to keep himself in check. Until Jared actually tries to hypnotize PBG for a joke with the Normal Boots guys, only to have PBG smile and walk right past him, completely unaffected.

Only ten minutes passed before the entire school was filled with Jared’s frantic wails, “AM I LOSING MY POWERS? OH GOD, CAN THAT EVEN HAPPEN? IS THAT HAPPENING? WHAT’LL I DO? WILL I GET KICKED OUT? I CAN’T FACE THE NORMAL WORLD -” 

k-moony  asked:

Hi! Uh well that's awkward and my face is gonna burn, but I was on your blog, clicked on your 'face' tag and wow you're so pretty and I was thinking about drawing something anyway.. so I decided to try and draw you..?? I promise I'm not creep gosh that's so awkward BUT I DID DRAW YOU and I thought that maybe I should show it to you?.. because you we're the model and all.... I feel like I'm gonna run away rn because it's not so good and I could DO BETTER but yeah it's now or never so here we go


Above screengrab is from me trying to find out how to leave feedback for the MS store employee who fixed my tablet pen. There’s NO connection between remote tech support (which this is from) and a local store salesman, but jesus, as soon as I said I needed help leaving good feedback, LOOK at those exclamation points. oh my god how awful are people normally jesus i’m so sorry

Guys, if you are feeling overwhelmed like you can’t doing anything right or help any of the people you see in the news and on your dash having also awful days, try this:

leave positive feedback for a customer service employee with their supervisor.

  • as soon as someone realizes you are trying to talk to a manager to say something nice, people FLIP THEIR SHIT
  • you interact with a service employee every day who does a good job, so you don’t need to look around to find someone who deserves it
  • good feedback has a material affect on them at their job

How?? do? I do this??

  • call the store as you leave (thanks google maps!) and ask to speak to a manager if you don’t like face-to-face
  • all you have to say is “X was really helpful to me. I had a great experience. Thanks.”

Right, ok. So. I had to sell my house in a bad market and the house was kind of fucked up and nothing was going right and I got laid off at the same time in an even more terrible market and I kept fucking up trying to do stuff on my own. I just – I was worn down, just done. 

And I remember walking out of home depot after a wasted trip, even though the employee had been so helpful about finding out they couldn’t help me. I was exhausted and kind of weepy, and I thought, no, this isn’t okay, I won’t feel this shitty today. So, in this dawning moment of determined fury at myself and the circumstances, I was like, you know what, FUCK YOU UNIVERSE. SOMEONE IS GOING TO HAVE A GOOD DAY TODAY. YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE TODAY A NET NEGATIVE? FUCKING WATCH ME

I called home depot while I was standing in front of their door and asked to speak to a manager because I’d gotten some good help and I wanted to let someone know. The lady who answered, and then the manager when she finally found one, were just so constantly, effusively delighted from start to finish of that phone call that it was like. medication. really really good medication. it got me through the fucking day, ok

This is a life hack post. Because, guys, if you need to feel good about something you did today for another human, here is an incredibly easy win. 

and to any service employees reading this, I hope more people remember to thank you for the good interactions you give them. 

Tagged by @frankmaryadler

(Nick)Name(s): Limey, Cheshire, Ailbe

Height: 5′7″

Hogwarts House: Slytherin yo

Go to SSBB character: (oh god I don’t play SSBB) either Pit or Charizard?

Fictional character I’d date: aaaaaggghhhhhh I mean, Newt Scamander is a really nice/cute guy but I feel that it’d be less of dating and more excited nattering about magical creatures. and Kanan is v. handsome but he’s already married so um. I’ll stick with my childhood crush of the Dark Ace (because I have no consideration for my wellbeing)

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Fave band/artist: -screaming continues- Alestorm are one band I love. but Lindsey Stirling is a great artist. oh god why is there so many good musics

When did I start this blog: 2015? 2014? fuck?

How many people I follow: 396

What do I post most about: fantasy stuff, drawing, fandom 

Do I get asks on a daily basis: nope

Aesthetic: stormy weather, not-quite wolves, and things in the dark

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tagging: @alcube51 @missvulpix212 @nevercamebackuptherabbithole @awokenintime @hopethefangirl @d0nna-ake @wanlingnic and anyone else who’s interested

anonymous asked:

I'm so proud that you've been clean for 3(4?) weeks

thank you!!! oh my god!! like i feel bad because i managed to make it 3 months before relapsing but hey that’s the cycle i guess. i’m trying hard even if it’s just for a shitty reason that it made me start taking out cash advances on my credit card since it’s so expensive and i did so much of it. any reason is a good reason if it keeps me clean, the way i look at it. because god, i want to do it all the time. it makes me feel so content with being alive, makes me feel like i’m normal. 

now if only we can get me to get over my alcohol addiction, is probably what everyone thinks.

anonymous asked:

what's your favorite pickup line?

oh my god i did have one but i can’t remember it now… all i remember is that it was science related lmao 🙈  if you guys have any good ones, feel free to send them in!

edit: I REMEMBER IT NOW!!! ok here we go
“do you have eleven protons? because you’re sodium fine~”

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