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mylittledragonhoard  asked:

First impression: I think this person likes Fili. Now impression: This person is obsessed with Fili's hair. ;)

…What….

What….EVER…ARE YOU…TALKING…ABOUT. I NEVER POST ABOUT FILI ON THIS BLOG. 

OR TALK ABOUT FILI. 

EVER. NEVER. *twitch twitch twitch twitch….*

*MAKE SQUEAKY NOISES*

SAJFKLFJKLAFJKLASJFKLSAKJDLFJAKLF;AKLDFASDFJKLA;FJKSAJFKLSA;DFJSKLAJFKS AJKL;DFJKALSDFJAKDJ;LFJAFKLA;JFKLA FILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

Originally posted by booknerdcrushes

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I AM JUST SO -

Originally posted by relatable-anime-moments

LIKE. Can we just… can we just take a moment and just think about the joy, the wonder, the extreme AWESOME POWER that is Fili’s hair???

I MEAN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMETHING SO MAGICAL? SO PURE?? I mean, we need to consider that his hair has magical properties. Now, of course, you’re probably thinking to yourself right now, “Magical powers? How do you know it has magical powers?” 

Because:

Originally posted by lackeyson

Even Fili is in awe of his hairs power. 

 It has many healing properties, of course. In fact, Fili didn’t die in BOTFA because his hair is magical, and as a result he healed Kili with his hair and also Thorin, and everyone lived and no one died.* …** See, his hair is actually made up of a million little galaxies, stardust, cinnamon, nutmeg, sunshine, and ALL THE WARM FUZZY FEELINGS IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

 We cannot fully comprehend Fili and his hair. Our weak, feeble minds are not powerful enough to. But all we need to know is that his hair is very, very, very magical, his braids forever wrapping us up in its wonder and love.*** 

Like, if butter were hair, it would be Fili’s hair. And quite honestly, if sex was hair, it would most certainly be Fili’s hair. I mean I’m actually convinced his hair, which is made from a million little galaxies, stardust, cinnamon, nutmeg, sunshine, AND ALL THE WARM FUZZY FEELINGS IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, is also the product of many simultaneous orgasms as well. Because, like….I mean:

Originally posted by fili-raffe

Watch as the orgasm pulsates through you right now. ****

Originally posted by bachelorabc

.I…..I need to sit down. 

Anyway.

*I believe this to be canon. 

**BOTFA is lying to you. 

***OKAY BUT MY FAVOURITE BRAID IS PROBABLY THE ONE BEHIND HIS EAR SADFKALFAKFJLAFKLAF;S OMGLIKEWHYISHISHAIRSOPERFECT

****This is why I don’t write porn.

anonymous asked:

Cress wad a 16 year old girl who had never had any other human interaction in her life besides her abbusive guardian so she probably had a warped sense of what relationships should be which is why I don't blame her for have a crush on Thorne but Carswell Thorne was a grown man who mocked cress many times and lead her on until it seemed like she had gotten over him then suddenly he developed real feelings for her idk about that

we’ve talked about the positives and negatives of cresswell a billion times on here, I think we’re all aware of this now

within the world of the series I think cresswell is a good ship only because thorne is shown as keeping his distance and being wary of her advances (as in, he’s pretty sure she’s just a young fangirl which she is) but then as Cress gets some real world exposure and finds out Thorne’s true nature, their relationship develops. TBH Marissa could have been a little more careful in handling their dynamic (especially their age difference), but within the series I just think they’re the token ‘cute fluffy romantics’ couple.

I haven’t read wires & nerve but I can assume this is only further developed

Though in a real life situation I would 100% be wary of such a relationship. 

most people think ‘pan’ stands for pansexual or panromantic when in fact it stands for panic, which incidentally is what i do all day

look i know this may be hard to hear but drag belongs to the LGBTQ+ community, no one else. it’s not for 14 year old straight girls who think they somehow belong in the queer community because they find some drag queens hot. and now i’m seeing so many of y’all getting butthurt about Trixie saying she didn’t start doing drag to fraternize with children, but guess what? she literally didn’t. and those of y’all acting like you’re the reason she’s making money are mostly underage and unable to actually go to her shows, where she makes her living. y’all following her on twitter, blogging about her on tumblr, and buying some of her merch ain’t doing shit. 

and i’m guessing if she’s used that “joke” so many times it’s probably because it isn’t a joke. and the other half of y’all trying to act like you know everything about drag have been watching drag race for what 2-3 seasons?? have never been to a drag show, only know of drag queens who have been on drag race, and only stan queens you find hot out of drag. 

the straight people in this community/fandom are always the ones i see be the most vocal which is absolutely insane to me. some of y’all should just keep blogging about your favorite queen and stay silent some times. it’s not always necessary to add the input of a straight teenaged girl. 

since so many ppl are asking hjhkjlklffrgh

the chance of anyone seeing me at cons is 0.001%
becauseeeee –

- im too busy dying at work to attend
- im too busy dying at work to make merch
- idk where/how to get merch made ((too busy dying at work to do research))
- i don’t know anything about conventions ((too busy dying at work to find out))
- can’t afford / no budget for these stuff ((too busy dying at work to live))
- no friends (here in NY; but i have like… 2.. back home… that talk to me regularly…haha…)
- shy
- tired 24/7
- im jaehee

  • other language learners: I have learned so much about my own languages from language study. I now have a greater understanding of linguistics and the nuances of grammar and sentence structure. language learning is just so good for your brain!
  • me: learning to type in Russian has made my typing in English far worse than it used to be. I am slowly becoming equally mediocre at both languages. soon I will have forgotten where all the letters are
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DUMP HIM

DUMP HIM AND RUN

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW AND DO NOT STOP

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW AND DO NOT STOP OR LOOK BACK

Someone: *doesn’t invite me somewhere*
Me: ;-;
Someone: *does invite me somewhere*
Me: ;-;

Me: Anti-straight and the constant hatred of straight people often hurts other members of the lgbt community because it throws any of them who are “viewed” as straight under the bus and it’s also harmful to straight trans peope–

Some asshole: SO ARE YOU SAYING STRAIGHTS ARE OPPRESSED? LMFAO FUCKING STRAIGHTIEE :)))) I HATE CISHETS lmfao go choke straightie

  • neurotypical: wow you sure have a lot of friends!
  • me: why thank you for noticing. I really only care about one (1) of them, the others are there to fuel my need for constant unending attention and will be discarded after doing their job. I also lovingly construct a different personality for each and every one of them (: