Excuse me Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett, but did you think your little tricky tricks would go unnoticed? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY BABIES?? WHY SUDDENLY THEIR BACKSTORIES ARE SO WEIRD? WHY IS 2D INTO KINKY SHIT WITH MURDOC? WHY IS RUSSEL COMPLETELY OFF? WHY DID 2D SAY HIS EYES GOT BLACK BECAUSE OF CHEMICALS? WHY DID MURDOC PUT A BOUNTY ON NOODLE? WHAT. THE. FUCK. DID. YOU. TWO. LITTLE. SHITS. DO?????
i think andrew hussie is a master class case study in author anonymity
like, who even gives a shit about death of the author when the author barely exists metatextually anyway? his public friends are all people associated with or who worked at one point on homestuck, his social media reveals nothing about him personally, and the only pieces of personal information he discloses are pieces of disjointed, unrelated, or “is he joking?” type material. i know he’s a sagittarius but i don’t know if he has parents. i know he has a giant blue horse dildo somewhere in his home, but i don’t know which state he lives in.
nobody within the past 500-600 years of literature has managed to write something as big as homestuck and remain as secretive as he has. most authors are tempted by the fame offered to them via their work and immediately flood their audience with personal disclosure, try to make themselves celebrities. not hussie. hussie wrote one of the biggest pieces of internet literature in history and stayed completely off the map for all of it.
all jokes aside, if klance doesn’t become canon i’m just….i’m gonna be really sad? there is SOMETHING there. there is chemistry and it’s obvious. they have so much potential, they could grow to have such a great, healthy relationship. it hurts me deeply knowing that if one of them were a girl, i wouldn’t even have to worry about this. god i just…i just want them to fall in love, in the sweetest way. it would be so important to so many people. it would be so important to me.