because of how well it is made


it might not be what you wanted, but at least im honest.

Things that I dream about hearing during The Talk™ that will happen Later™:

  • Vex asking how long he’s felt that way about her and Percy confusedly answering “Well, since the dungeon.” and Vex going “What, in Whitestone?” and Percy, even more confused, going “No - Stillben…?”

azuladosia  asked:

At some point in their unspeakably cramped apartment phase, Philip gets Eliza's wedding ring and she and Alex have to coax it away from him as he gums at it.

Well, Hamilton’s first question is: “why was your wedding ring off?”

And like not to be gross, but your kid made a big poop, that’s why (asshole).

Ham is like “…still.”  And he wants to consider tattoos of marriage rings, which is a funny thing for him to say, considering how he will come to feel about vows.


Ham figures that his child is very smart and can be reasoned with.  “I’m going to lawyer him so hard.”

Eliza is like “if my baby chokes on this ring because you’re trying to explain to him the finer points of handing it over rather than just taking it, I will….hurt….you.”

But Hamilton is like “we need to get his brain working rationally while he’s young!” So he starts trying to explain to Philip why it’s a bad idea to be sucking on mommy’s ring.

1. It makes daddy sad when he doesn’t see the visual representation that mommy married him on mommy’s finger.

2. germs!!!!!!!!!

3. if you swallow it, it might hurt you.

4. if your hurt yourself, i will be sad.

5. if you hurt yourself, i will also be dead because of *glances at eliza*

6. If you are hurt and I am dead then mommy will be very sad and what did we agree to when you were born? Mommy >>>>>>>.

Meanwhile, the kid is just sucking away, Eliza getting closer and closer to him.  When Philip puts it fully in his mouth, that’s go time and she reaches in and takes it from him.  He cries.  She comforts him as only her bosom can.  Ham is like “he heard what I said though.”  Uh-huh.

kloggings  asked:

Can you explain to me why refusing to provide reasonable accommodations is ableist? Like, I know it is, I just don't know how to explain why it is to others.

It’s discrimination because of disability, it denies disabled people equal access to things that non-disabled people have access to, it excludes an entire community of people because of who they are.

Might as well have a sign made up that says:
“No Disabilities Allowed”

Would a sign like that remind you of certain discriminatory signs from our history?

But just because they don’t blantantly make a sign doesn’t make the discrimination any less, the lack of access still means the same thing…

“I don’t care if wheelchair users can access this space”
“I don’t care if d/Deaf/HoH have access to what I’m saying in this video”
“I don’t care if blind people do not have access to the images I post publicly online”
and so on.

Equal access for all.


anonymous asked:

Did you ever try to convince yourself that you weren't gay? I'm so sick over trying to make myself like boys the way I felt for a girl that I loved. Idk it's just so engrained in my head that I'm not normal and it fucking sucks. I just feel tired.

Oh God, my entire life. It was instilled in my head that being gay was wrong, abnormal - so I constantly made an excuse for the way I was feeling. “I haven’t met the right guy, it’s just because I don’t have sisters, I just bond with women really well, I’m saving myself for marriage”, etc. The shock that spread upon my friends and I’s faces in high school, when I told my friends “… wait, you’re supposed to enjoy kissing guys? I thought guys were the only ones supposed to enjoy it?” Because I literally thought that that’s how it was - that men were the only ones with sex drives and we just did it because we were the emotional ones. Messed up, right? What you need to understand is that there is nothing wrong with you. Is it scary at first? Of course, it’s a big change for your mind to adapt to and be ok with after suppressing it. But you grow to be comfortable with it, because it’s who you are and what makes you happy. Trust me, there’s nothing like feeling things you weren’t sure you were capable of. To experience love and life how it should be. Allow yourself to figure it out. I never thought I would be okay with it - I went from not being able to say it out loud, to whispering it, to now talking freely about it. There’s nothing wrong with being who you are. There IS something wrong with having to pretend and be unhappy. It’s your life, only you have to wake up in the morning and live it - so make sure it’s for you. Here if you need me, sweets.


well i’ve been back from the hospital since monday and i’ve kind of started to get used to all the changes that were made. i realize i’ve been very vague about what’s going on here. i’m going to keep it that way. it’s v personal. anyways i’m not going to be cheesy because ew and sam already told me she’s going to be cheesy so i’ll just leave it to her. but feel free to send in asks about how much you love and missed me. i love reassurance. thanks.

p.s. i’m not going to be on as much. i’m transitioning back onto literally everything. also tumblr was being mean to me last time i was here so i’m a little hesitant. 

anonymous asked:

as a pearlshipper how do u feel aboht the amourshipping kiss? i'm a pokeshipper so i am pretty bitter, but idk. I'll try to not let it effect me

Well if you actually look through my blog you’ll find that I was actually losing my mind (in a positive way)

On a shipping standpoint, I don’t care. I found the kiss extremely adorable and I DO support amourshipping, but I’ve made it very clear that I will sink with my ship tbh. None of my shipping preferences changed and I loved the kiss mostly because it showed Serena’s character development and Serena is one of my favourite characters of all time.

And well, don’t let it affect you. You don’t have to ship amour if you don’t want to, that’s completely fine. Just don’t crosstag hate and harass happy shippers.

Trending 27th: My Top 3 Favorite WOY Episodes from Season 1

all they are doing, and I also want to do it!

3-The Wanderer

I admit I did see the different personalities remind me too me, it is fun to see poor Sylvia struggling with all personalities Wander, but that reminds me of my family how they react to me. Favorite as it reminds me. And Yes! and because there is much Sylander in Chapter !!!

2-Party Animal

Is that many people dislike this chapter, and I understand that, I must admit that this chapter made me think too much, because I do remember a little the youth of today as they go to parties as well, and as Sylvia is the voice of reason at this event, especially for Wander. I identified with Sylvia by that situation because … every time there is something like that in my school feel the same. Favorite to know it feels to be the voice of reason … oh yeah! and also for the design of Sylvia who was very … sexy XD

1-The Date

As make us suffer for an appointment, it is what it feels like, funny, weird, strange, perfect, perfect. Not to say but this remains in the position 1 is my favorite for many things … but … there is one thing in particular because it is my favorite …

Imagen by @chezlizz

If … why I like this chapter … *you’re stuck on stupid ;w;*


Lately I constantly feel sick and I don’t know how to explain to anyone that it’s because I exist. The constant pressing on of blood through my veins, the constant clashing of my brain against the bone. My heart is like an old southern home, dilapidated, walls eaten away, the yard filled with junk and now the last months rent is colluding with the damage deposit, as holes in the plaster all seem to be leaking fear and loss and sadness but I know as well as anyone that all those holes in the wall are made out of nothing but selfishness. You were the sun and I was an empty room, you gave me warmth and I gave you nothing in return and I’m not much better now. I told myself I was committed to healing, but I am a self destructive creature and I am admitting that I am powerless.
—  “Twelve Step Program” - Kelley Lyxzen

Being a cis gender heterosexual white male is great. It is the easiest thing in the world and 99% of popular culture in this country is designed specifically for me to enjoy! Whee! Any member of this club being upset about the fact that it is only 99%, being offended by the idea that some small percentage of entertainment is created to be enjoyed by other people as well as them is not only selfish, not only stupid, but evil. The kind of poorly motivated unrealistic evil you see from villains on Captain Planet, where they want to pollute just because they love polluting. Being tangentially connected to the comic book Internet community the past couple of years has made me realize how many Captain Planet villains there are out there. The fact that this surprises me at all is probably another testament to how easy it is to be a cis gender white heterosexual male. #standwithchelsea

AU where Percy works at Starbucks and starts to get a crush on a blonde girl who orders the same coffee every saturday

a little gift for zareens from your secret santa! I hope you enjoy this percabeth (with a little bit of pipabeth implied oops)


It wasn’t exactly love at first sight.

“My lazy brother refused to take out the trash so I had to while I’m wearing my least flattering outfit and you came along and took a photo on your phone and I flipped my shit. Turns out you just wanted to take a photo of a butterfly.” - au


If there was a boy and a girl… and they were in love with each other, really, properly in love, and they could prove it, then they would be given a few years together, before they began their donations.

I’ve stopped being sorry for all my soft. I won’t apologise because I miss you, or because I said it, or because I text you first, or again. I think everyone spends too much time trying to close themselves off. I don’t want to be cool or indifferent, I want to be honest. If I love you at 5AM, I’d damn well rather that you know I felt it. If I love you two hours later, I’ll tell you then too. Listen, I won’t wait double the time it takes for you to text me back because I don’t want to. I don’t care enough to be patient with you. I’m happy, you made me feel that way, don’t you want to know? So that’s how it’s going to be. I’m going to leave myself as open as a church door. And I’m going to wake you up before the crack of dawn to tell you that I’m fucking joyful, no pretending, not from me, not ever. Would you like some coffee, would you please kiss me? Here, these are my hands, this is my mouth, it is all yours.
—  Azra T.Don’t Wait Three Days to Text First

Wonho’s mom just opened up a new coffee shop called MoMo cafe (coffee). Remember about more than a year ago when No.Mercy was airing and Wonho was in tears over having to debut because he felt horrible about his mom and having red tags all over their house due to their financial situation? Look how much has changed for the better. She opened a coffee shop and her son debuted. He even helped make the sign board for his mom. Wonho’s love for his mom is beyond words..


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