because of hilarious reasons

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i need one of these gigantic dragon trees on my team right now

This is what happens when you let a loser like me use Photoshop…

I’ve just been laughing at the last skit in Sonic Shorts - Volume 6 for a while, and I wanted to use what I know about Photoshop to make my own picture of Zero the Artificial Hedgehog. I spent about two hours making this fanart of this “original” Sonic fan character, and I think it was two hours well spent. (It would have taken me less time, but it took forever to find good images and I had to start over about 30 minutes into making the picture.)

Now you may be thinking, “Jouska, why would you waste two hours of your life to make this?” and the answer to that is really easy! …Because I can! 

When you accidentally buy the wrong shade of foundation and turn into a racist, sexist, entitled, global warming-denying, man child

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09.29.16 + 09.29.16 + 10.05.16

I have Problemaqué taste.

(Also if you haven’t experienced Jumin’s first bad end, I’m begging you. please watch it on youtube, it is possibly the best end in the whole game)

You know with any other show I’d say the theory that Ed thinks Oswald fell in love with Isabella is ridiculous beyond words and impossible.

…but considering this is Gotham and the fact that they made Isabella happen the way they did (a.k.a. just a normal human who happens to look like a clone of his ex and is his sudden perfect match coughbadwritingcough) I actually wouldn’t be surprised if this theory is true. 

This show always surprises you because they go against reason - and sometimes we get hilarious and amazing results because of it (killing Azrael with a bazooka is so over the top and hilarious that I love it) … and then other times we get Isabella-like storylines. Which are…pretty damn bad.

I’m just saying; I’m a student at film&animation university and I’ve had my fellow classmates come with better storylines and twists for their short student films. Let that sink in.

(I mean geez, even the fandom came up with more interesting theories and storylines for Isabella than the offical writers.)

IpromisethisismylastrantypostabouttheIsabellastorylineforawhileI’msosorryforbeingannoying.

So…okay. Storytime.

He looked at me before we did the op and I told him what we were doing (“Can we hold hands and jump, and just look deliriously happy?”) and he’s like “Okay!” And he slowly laces his fingers through mine (LIKE……okay, he brushed his fingers up my palm and wound them with mine, straight out of sort sort of fanfic) and he looks me in the eye and in a low voice he’s like “on three?” (And I totally died) and I nodded and we counted down and then jumped and all hell broke loose.

My sandal flew somewhere behind me, and my phone (which I’d left in my back pocket for some stupid reason) goes flying as well. Misha looks at me all concerned because I look vaguely panicked and I look at him and go “I lost my shoe.”

(which in hindsight is totally hilarious because of obvious reasons)

So basically we spent like 15 seconds looking for my damn sandal, which had somehow buried itself under the blue backdrop and the volunteer points it out, and I’m apologizing and Misha’s laughing and I thank him and he winks at me and yeah I’m dead now so that’s cool

and?????? the tum????????????

s/o schmelke for managing to get this in one take despite everything lol

anonymous asked:

Would RDJ ever advise Chris on what to do when you get roles like the one he got in Shaggy Dog? Because that shit is hilarious. (My baby sister was watching it for some reason and I think I died when RDJ just started...fetching a baton. Thrown by Tim Allen. In a courtroom. With a tail.)

“Sometimes, Chris, you just have to pay the bills.”

“You are never allowed to make fun of my early movies ever again.”

“I think having been in Shaggy Dog I am uniquely qualified to make fun of your early movies.” 

“I was getting good exposure!”

“Yeah you were!”

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans on his Life Choices]

emospritelet  asked:

Didn't want to add to that person's ridiculous comment on your excellent post, but what the hell? I can't work out if they just can't read, or they're offended by your suggestion that women could be more competent than men.

Apparently not. Apparently men and women must only ever be considered equal, it’s impossible for a women to be considered better than a man because … reasons? It’s hilarious to suggest that I, with 11 years of experience as an analyst, am only equally qualified to the new guy we just hired in November who is barely 2 years out of school and has no experience as an analyst. I can’t be more capable at my job than a man? Experience doesn’t count? Tbh, that’s the sort of response I expect from an MRA or some anti-feminist assclown.

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Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
-‘Tis but a scratch.
A scratch? Your arm’s off!
-No it isn’t.
What’s that, then?
-… I’ve had worse!

An anime about a girl who tries to ask her girlfriend to marry her, but every time she fails because of a different hilarious reason. In the last episode she succeeds though and they get married and it’s great.

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raúl esparza via comic con (2014).

this video is absolutely amazing because it has like one thing edited in and its hilarious for no reason, i have no idea why its there

So I saw a thread on 8chan talking about Teen Titans Go and how the only people who hate it are the butthurt fans of the original series.

I find this statement to be hilarious because it implies that the only reason people hate TTG is because they’re upset over the cancellation of the old 2003 series, now to be fair yes there are people who are like that but for me personally I don’t dislike TTG because it’s not like the original series, I dislike it because it’s not funny.

Comedy is hard, it’s a genre that needs perfect timing and good jokes to make it memorable and TTG just fails on all fronts as a comedy series.

Most of the jokes fall into the “Let’s be random for the sake of being random” cliche with some annoying pop culture references thrown in there for no other reason than said thing existed, seriously one episode has Robin recapping The Karate Kid and quoting it randomly at the end when he’s beating up the other Titans in a random fit of rage.

I don’t mind dark humor, but TTG fails at pulling off any good or memorable jokes, seriously having Robin wack the other Titans with his staff while screaming “Staff meeting!” is just not funny and the less said about that godawful Waffles episode the better.

So TL DR: I don’t dislike Teen Titans Go because it’s not like the original series, I dislike it because it’s an unfunny mess of series.

That episode was amazing and hilarious! Congratulations to all the artists who got in, and also those cosplayers. Congratu-freaking-lations! OK, I loved this episode for lots of reasons. The fandom in-jokes. The social commentary. And of course the wonderful use of characters!

I laughed so hard throughout this episode. Nobody is going to make me feel like I liked it for the “wrong reason” because that was beautiful and hilarious.

Thank you, Matt and Trey.