because of dirty reasons

anonymous asked:

I agree! Courf's ass always deserves more attention! Will you write about that getting some love if you get a free moment?:P

“Courf’s ass is flawless.“
"I hear his ass is insured for 10,000€”
“I hear it does car commercials… in Japan.”
“Its favorite jeans are Lewis Blue.”
“One time it touched John Stamos on a plane…”
“And he told Courf that it was stellar.”
“One time it punched me in the face… it was awesome.”