because nobody's really there

You don’t even begin to imagine just how how much I love love LOVE Yuuri with ticklish calves OTL

I feel like Viktor would discover it by incident, maybe when massaging his sore legs or something and Yuuri jumps 3 metres over his seat with a scream, almost kicking him in the nose
And Vitya doesn’t understand immediately but then it happen three, four times– And he eventually connect the dots and uh-oh. Evil Viktor incoming

Its Yuuri’s biggest secret that nobody knows about because it’s really, REALLY bad. The only ones who know are Pitchit and Yuuko (both because they already tortured him with it)
And he wish Viktor never knew because when he sees Viktor’s grin, he knows he’s in for a long torture session

And he isn’t wrong. Viktor spends a - too short for Viktor, wayyy too long for Yuuri - while trying to find every angle of Yuuri’s calves
Scratching just below the knees makes him screech in the pillow, pinching the muscle causes big belly laughs and fat tears, the ankles make him /wheeze/–
And Yuuri is taking it like a champ because he doesn’t have much of a choice, sobbing and hiccuping in laughter until his stomach hurts, and hitting the innocent mattress with his closed fists

Viktor gets him to promise to burn his old, disgusting blue tie
And to make katsudon during the week
And to explain why he learned pole dance
And Yuuri is begging “Yes YES anything you want just stoooophgnhhh”

For your consideration: Jack Zimmermann, Samwell graduate, still says “making a murder run” to mean “going to Stop & Shop” and the Falcs are so confused.

EX: “Ah, shit.  We’re out of snacks.”

“It’s okay, I can make a murder run.”

and 

“Zimboni!  Come play Mario Kart with us.”

“I’m on a murder run, I’ll head over after.”

Everyone assumes it’s probably a workout thing but like…the context is always wrong?  And nobody really wants to ask because if Zimboni calls it a murder run, they all fear for their legs if they’re invited along.  So it is just this vaguely unsettling mystery until after he and Bitty are out and have the guys over for dinner and Bitty asks,

“Jack, honey, we’re out of butter, do you mind making a murder run?” and as soon as Jack leaves the team just point blank is like “wtf is a murder run already” and Bitty explains Murder Stop & Shop and everyone is super relieved.

***IMPORTANT***

AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, THERE IS THIS NEW SHOW ON USA NETWORK THAT’S BEEN CIRCULATING THE GAY SIDE OF TUMBLR FOR SOME WEEKS NOW. -It’s called Eyewitness.

NOW, for anyone that hasn’t heard, this show is about a boy from NYC with an addict mom who goes to live with a foster family in upstate NY. His name is Philip. He loves cameras/photography and he is also gay. Since he’s from NYC, he never really feels any need to come out because in NYC, nobody really cares. But now he is living in a conservative town in upstate NY where being gay isn’t really as “normal”.

Lukas is a kid FROM this conservative town who rides motocross. He needs someone to video him riding for his channel so he asks the new kid Philip to video it. (AND NO HE IS ABSOLUTELY NOT GAY AND HE MOST CERTAINLY DIDNT ASK PHILIP TO VIDEO HIM BC HE THINKS HE’S CUTE. NOPE NOPE NOPE 😂🙃😏😉)

So things happen and they end up making out in a cabin & then witness a triple homicide… NOW Lukas freaks out because nobody can know about him and Philip so he makes it known that they will not say anything about witnessing the murders… SOO much stuff happens and it is CRAZY AND GOOD AND CRAZY GOOD.

THE ONLY ISSUE IS, NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE WATCH IT.
THIS WONDERFUL, THRILLING SHOW THAT BREAKS STEREOTYPES IS VERY MUCH IN DANGER OF BEING CANCELED.

WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING. OK SO:

-If you didn’t know about this show and found it interesting from my description above,
OR
-If you have heard of the show and are interested in it but have been putting it off bc college or school or work or WHATEVER,

head over to USA Network’s website and catch up on the 5 episodes that have aired. AND REMEMBER TO TUNE INTO USA NETWORK ON SUNDAY AT 10 ECT!!

If you honestly don’t even care, could you please tune into USA Network on Sunday night at 10 ECT anyway? please? if i could get at LEAST 5 people to do this, it would really help.
this show doesnt deserve to be canceled.
SPREAD THE WORD.

I’m alone
i’m unwanted
i’m undesired
i’m worthless
i’m a burden
i’m a freak
i’m an anomaly
i’m the problem

“you’re not alone. you are loved. I’ll always be here for you”

The signs as people you crush on

Aries - the one all your friends hate. The one that you obsess over

Taurus - the puppy dog. The sweetest person you know

Gemini - the one you know you’ll never be able to have, which makes you want them even more

Cancer - the romantic. Everything they say is so sweet and you just wanna cuddle them forever

Leo - the pretty boy/girl. They’re gorgeous. Everyone wants to be/be with them

Virgo - the shy one. You’ve never really talked before, you just admire them from afar

Libra - the goofball. They make you laugh, and you fall in love with their personality.

Scorpio - the mysterious one. nobody really knows anything about them because they keep their shit lowkey

Sagittarius - ms/mr popular. Being with them just makes you feel cool

Capricorn - the one who has their shit together. They’re outgoing and cool and everyone likes them.

Aquarius - the one who you can picture your future with. You can see yourself with them forever

Pisces - the fuckboy/girl. You can’t help but crush on them because they’re just so damn charming at first.

735. Teddy never gets to figure out his shape shifting completely so he was often changing his appearance without knowing, nobody did really ever see his face because of this until one unfortunate Quidditch match where he was hit by a bludger. While he was still unconscious, McGonagall was the first to notice he looked just like Remus.
Please consider
  • Keith actually being really easy to talk to
  • But nobody approaches him because he gives off an unfriendly vibe
  • People always get the wrong impression
  • But sometimes people actually have to talk to him and when they do they realize that he’s not such a bad guy???
  • People getting flustered and embarrassed when they see what Keith is really like
  • Cause he’s actually really nice and sweet and “wow I can’t believe I ever thought this guy was an asshole”
  • “it’s been an honor flying with you boys” yeah how can this guy possibly be an asshole
  • Him giving people advice and genuinely wanting to help but people taking it the wrong way
  • Being really confused when people he doesn’t even know not-so-subtly try to avoid him
  • Oblivious Keith who doesn’t realize people actually do wanna talk to him
  • And when people try to talk to him he thinks it’s a joke because rarely anybody does that????
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