because my friends are crazy

i’m not saying anything but i am saying that personally i don’t blame dan and phil for hiding their (probable) relationship from the world 

Remember that you don’t have to have anything to offer to be wanted, you’ll find people that just appreciate your presence in their lives because they like you.

i just wanted to say that i fully believe in ghosts, aliens, and magic

i believe that tarot cards can show the future

i believe in some superstitions 

i believe some dreams can be prophetic 

i believe spells/curses/hexes are real and can work

and i dont talk about it much because a)it’s been made to seem like a joke b)i was repeatedly told by some family members that it’s not real/fake c)it’s something i truly believe in and it’s a huge part of my life and the last thing i want is more people to personally tell me that it’s all in my head

Reasons I strongly relate to Detective Danny Williams:

- Sarcastic af

- “Rationally concerned” about e v e r y t h i n g

- Small dark tunnels and places? noPE NOPE NOPE

- Never get to drive

- Constantly reminding my friends that whatever we are doing is dangerous, stupid, and probably illegal

- Go along with whatever shit my friends do anyway because someone has to look after those crazy fuckers

- Don’t like most people and think dogs are better

- Mostly interested in girls but high-key in love with Steve McGarrett

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tri·um·vi·rate [trahy-uhm-ver-it, -vuh-reyt] 
noun

1. Roman History; the office or magistracy of a triumvir.
2. a government of three officers or magistrates functioning jointly.
3. a coalition of three magistrates or rulers for joint administration.
4. any association of three in office or authority.
5. any group or set of three.

Enjolras | Courfeyrac | Combeferre

Yes Sir!

Pairing: Taehyung x Reader

Genre: Smut

Rating: M

Written by xoxoTheQueenOfHearts

A/N:: Military One Shots Series, 41 phrases, first up is KIM TAEHYUNG WITH “Yes SIr!”. I thought this entire series the other day with my friends because we are crazy Eonnies. 

Warning: Military Boot camp talk to my imagination


“Military school?! Are you insane?!” you shrieked at your parents at the dinner table. “I have friends here. Every year it’s a different school and location.” you fuss completely losing your appetite as you push your food away. 

Maybe it wasn’t so bad after all because when you arrived you were met with a hot instructor. Your dad was the Major and you being the military kid met everyone he worked with, leaving you to stare and drool at every officer. Some were old and some looked to young to be an officer but you let it go.

You never knew you would actually be sent to boot camp. The instructor, Kim Taehyung, was so mean. You thought for sure he as the only making your life here was hell. You were drenched in sweat as you tried to do push ups the way he wanted them done. 

“You’re not raping turtles, give me a real push up!” he yelled at you causing you to roll your eyes as you continued your push ups until ordered to be relieved. Oh how much you wanted to put him in his place. But every day it got more and more frustrating because you noticed he would single you out. 

Three days later he had you running laps in the field. He ran beside you but he was always a step ahead. Always. “You want to run slow?” he asked you never slowing down. 

“No sir!” you yell trying to keep up with him.

“Are you sure because you’re slacking off.” he stated as he was riling you up to run faster.

Your heart pounded in your chest as you tried to keep up but he was too fast so you fell behind. You stopped running as you hunched over your knees gasping for air. You clenched your eyes shut. Sweat dripping off of you, you longed for a shower.

He back peddled to you. “I didn’t say you could rest, Let’s go!” He yelled but your body had enough. 

“Tell that to my father. I’m leaving.” you say as you leave your instructor, Kim Taehyung on the field to take a much needed shower.

The hot water was soothing and relaxing to your body. It felt nice as the water ran down your body. For once you finally smell clean and fresh. The steam made it look like a sauna. But then you felt hands push you against the shower wall. 

“I didn’t dismiss you, now you will be punished.” your instructor said to you against your naked body. “What do you say?” 

“Yes Sir!” you grunted out as all the sexual tension finally erupted between the two of you. His hands roamed your naked body until they roamed your core. “T-Tae…” you gasped.

“You don’t get to call me by my name, understood?” he smirked turning you around to look at him. He raised an eyebrow at you as you still didn’t respond to him.

He didn’t undress, instead he turned your water off and took his throbbing cock out of his pants and held you against the wall. Without warning he rammed into you causing you to let out a loud moan. 

“You think you’re high and mighty because your dad is the boss of me?” he grunted as he thrusted in and out of you.

You were a moaning mess. This was so wrong and you both knew the repercussions of this act if you were to ever get caught. You tried to suppress your moans so you bit your lower lip. 

“You are dismissed when I say you are dismissed.” he grunted as his thrusts were harder each time. You clench around him as you pant unevenly.

“I’m-” you try to say but can’t because it just feels so good. You make a ‘M’ sound.

He grins but never slows down. “You’re what?” he asked on purpose.

You wanted to scream. “I’m sorry.” you tell him as quietly as you can.

His thrusts start to become sloppy. “If you are truly sorry, then you will start listening to me. Got it?!” he yelled in his instructor voice.

You nodded furiously but it wasn’t enough.

SLAP!

He smacked your butt as he came undone but kept thrusting. “I can’t hear you!” he yelled again in his instructor voice. 

“Sir yes Sir!” you moaned in a yell. Your legs quivering. Your body shaking. 

“What was that?!” he yelled once more on purpose.

“SIR YES SIR!” You yelled louder.

“Come.” he instructed and come you did. When you came off your high, he set you down so you dried off and got dressed. “Now, be on the field front and center at 0600 hours!” he instructed. 

“Yes sir!” you say at the volume he wanted.

“Dismissed.” he said as he watched you leave.

Gay friends

Them: YOURE GAY ?!
Me: yeah I’m bisexual.
Them: OH MY GOSH YOURE GAY TOO. THATS SO GREAT
Me: yeah
Them: have you dated both genders?
Me: no
Them: YOURE NOT GAY THEN
Me: what

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Full-body, full-colour commission of my cute & awesome pal, Lindsay (@smallbutera) hanging out with her all-time favourite skelebro, Papyrus! 

i had so much fun drawing this, thanks once again, Lindsay! =)

Commission info  

These last few days have been a cycle of feeling good during the day and then feeling like shit/paranoid at night, hoping my friends don’t go to sleep, but also feeling bad for keeping them up but I don’t want to be by myself

Person: Rey is ~OBVIOUSLY~the Skywalker.
Me: Or…idk Finn.
Person: *speaks louder* yeah she’s the ONLY one that could be the Skywalker.
Me:…Finn
Person:*even louder* SHE’S THE ONLY ONE OF THE THREE WITH The Force™
Me:Finn
Person: *yelling* SO YUP SHE’S THE LAST JEDI AND THE SKYWALKER CHILD!
Me:
Me:
Me: Or…idk Finn.

I guess I’m like a hopeless romantic because my friends were talking about how this crazy kid ran away to California with his girlfriend and I’m like that’s some shit I would do tbh.