because james kirk

@epsilon-naught So I was watching Shore Leave recently and it started out normally enough

But then

Concerned Spock is concerned.

So of course the yeoman is ever helpful and massages the kink.

Spock, Jim? Why Spock, hmmm? We all know your Vulcan first officer would never put his hands on anyone in a casual touch unless he was highly familiar with them. Something you’d like to share with the class, perhaps?

The dawning realization of “oh fuck” on Jim’s face because Spock is very decidedly not massaging the kink in his back

Now he’s thoroughly embarrassed. But the true icing on the cake is

Yeah Jim, those late night “chess” games are really fucking with your sleep schedule. ;)


L I N G E R:  verb  lin·ger \ˈliŋ-gər\

·         to remain or stay on in a place longer than is usual or expected, as if from reluctance to leave.

·         to dwell in contemplation, thought, or enjoyment.

(gift for my friend @erbor <3)

For Now, Forever, For Always

Pairing: Jim x Reader

Word Count: 1646

Warnings: A little angst. Mostly fun banter and fluff

A/N: To the anon who requested the Bones angst and the anon that requested a sequel to Seeing Double, I promise I’m working on both of those!!! I haven’t forgotten about you guys and they’ll both be coming up soon. Also look who made a fancy header image for this fic instead of doing homework B) 

If there was one thing you prided yourself on, it was your ability to give the perfect gift, moving people to tears with your thoughtfulness on more than one occasion. Even Spock got misty-eyed when you gave him a handmade terrarium replica of Old Vulcan with his mother’s initials engraved on the bottom. The one person you could never figure out, though, was James Tiberius Kirk.

You thought he’d be the easiest, settling for an antique remote-controlled motorcycle he could drive around the bridge. You were almost shaking with excitement when you gave it to him for Christmas but two years had passed and it had yet to leave the shelf in his quarters. You switched up your game for his birthday, opting for a classier holoframe that displayed pictures you’d collected over your time on the Enterprise. His eyes lit up when you gave it to him, but three months later when he finally invited you to his quarters for dinner for the first time, you noticed the batteries had died and he hadn’t replaced them.

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Oh man I think my Chris Pine phase is growing back, so have a plethora of Kirk expressions, and Spock’s… one. There will be more caterpillar eyebrows on the horizon while Spock stares at these

  • Kirk: Have you ever been shaving in the shower and thought "I could cut my nipple off if I wanted to."
  • Scotty: Fun fact: if you cut your nipple off a new one will grow back in it's place.
  • Chekov: U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
  • Bones: No! Do not do that! Your nipples are in fact limited!
  • Chekov: L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

I was going to do a comic on Kirk and Spock meeting alternative versions of themselves, but I hecked up badly and just managed to saved a few panels >_>

Starting with the mirror-verse, Science officer Kirk, and an AU entirely based on that one photo of  Zachary Quinto looking like a punk rock Spock, and of course most importantly barista Kirk of the Coffee shop AU~

I feel like for those of us who like AOS, we’ve sort of wrestled Jim Kirk away from JJ’s nasty version of Jim Kirk and made him into the Jimmy we know he truly is. And whenever someone threatens the AOS Jim that we’ve carefully crafted we growl and just pull him closer like rabid dogs.

i will forever draw jim in beastie boys merch now