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Summary: 

Y/N’s curious, clumsy, and has a knack for asking the wrong questions at the wrong time. Bucky’s a hot-headed prick with a dark past and communication issues. Both are paired for training, and neither party is all too thrilled. 

Word count: 1200 


“This is the training room.”

You nod even though you’re barely processing anything you’re being told.

Three days ago you’d woken up in an abandoned warehouse, with no idea where you were or how you’d gotten there. There were significant gaps in your memory and a you were in lot of pain. Then someone in a red metal suit had entered your field of vision, frowning, and you’d passed out, wondering if it was all some kind of dream. When you’d come to for the second time, you were in the infirmary and this man, (Steve?), started saying something  about a group of enhanced individuals and you being one of them. It took all your willpower to not pass out again.

“We don’t know what your abilities are, but given your enhancements, people are going to come after you. It’s important that you learn to defend yourself.”

You’re still not sure what ‘abilities’ he’s talking about, or what he means by 'enhancements’.

“Training is usually carried out by Natasha or Wanda,” Steve’s speaking again, barely taking notice of you staring at him with eyes wider than plates. “But since they’re away on a mission, we’ll have to find someone else to train you.”  

You nod your head, still trying to understand everything. The names are meaningless to you, and you’re not too keen on getting trained by anyone, especially not if they all have the same stressed out demeanor that Steve seems to radiate. There’s a dull headache beginning to throb at the back of your skull, and honestly, you just need to close your eyes for a bit.

“We should go speak to Fury.”

As if you know who that is. You just nod and follow after him as he hurries along.


Everything about Director Nick Fury is unnerving, from the immaculate state of his office to the way his eye seems to be looking right through you. You swallow hard as he addresses Steve, keeping his eye trained on you the entire time.

“And we don’t know what her abilities are?”

You grit your teeth, still uncomfortable with all the talk of your abilities and your supposed enhancement. You can barely remember your own name.

“Not yet.”

Nick sighs and seems to be in deep thought. After a moment, he turns his body to you. “Can you shoot a gun?”

You look at him incredulously. A gun, you? You could barely hold a kitchen knife without fumbling with it. To hold, no, to shoot a gun? If this was any other situation, you might have laughed. Instead, you shake your head. “No, sir.”

He turns back to Steve. “Well, she’s going to have to learn. Barnes is the best sniper we’ve got. He’ll train her.”

Steve winces, and for a moment he looks like he’s about to say something else, but Fury turns his attention to the screen in front of him, clearly dismissing the two of you.


Steve leads you through the maze-like halls of the compound, until finally, you’re standing in front of large double doors. He pauses and looks to you with a sigh. He seems beat down, dark circles and pallid face. You almost sympathize, but then realize you probably look much the same.

“Bucky’s a good guy, Y/N. Just remember that.”

You’re not sure what he means, or why that’s even relevant, but you don’t have time to think as Steve pushes open the doors and strides inside before coming to a stop in a living-room of sorts, where two people are seated on the couch. Neither of them seem too happy to be in the other’s presence.

Upon seeing Steve, both of them stand, and the one to the right smiles brightly. He’s the first person you’ve seen that looks relaxed at the compound, wearing sweats and a t-shirt and an expression of genuine interest on his face.

“Captain,” he greets, but it’s more out of mock respect than a soldier-like salute, and even Steve’s eyes crinkle. You can tell their friendship goes a long way.  His brown eyes glance at you. His smile doesn’t waver, and it’s so contagious that you can’t hold back the smile that makes its way onto your lips.

If this is Barnes, then maybe training won’t be as bad as it sounds.

Your spare a glance at the person to his left, dressed in the same relaxing attire but looking nowhere near as calm. Every part of this man’s body language screams stress, from head to toe. Upon seeing you, his scowl deepens, and you drop your smile.

“Buck, you’re taking this round of training.”

The guy to the left grins and turns to you. “And I’m guessing she’s the one who needs training?”

Steve nods and you feel your erratic heartbeat slow down significantly. The warning that Steve had given you earlier disappears to the back of your head; the guy seems so chill and laidback, it’s a breather. You smile back, until–

“Oh man, good luck.”

The confusion must show on your face, because the guy turns to Mr. Scowls-A-Lot and claps him on the back. “Meet our resident Grinch, Bucky Barnes.”

Your heart drops to your stomach and Bucky glares at you, fingers curled into a fist. You want to ask him what put him in such a bad mood, but you’re not sure you’ll stay alive long enough to hear the answer.

“Can I talk to you for a moment, Steve?” Bucky’s jaw clenches and his face is slowly turning red. Even Steve, who seems to be in charge here, grimaces. With a sigh, he follows Bucky to the other corner of the room. You plop down onto the sofa.

“I’d say don’t worry but, I’d definitely worry.” You turn to the first guy, and he holds out his hand. “I’m Sam.”

“Y/N,” you shake it, then gesture to the duo in the corner, having a pretty heated conversation. “Is he always this…”

“Grumpy? Only on a good day.” When he sees your face pale even more, Sam laughs. “I’m just kidding. He takes some warming up to, but he’s not a bad guy.”

He repeats exactly what Steve had said, and for whatever reason, the words aren’t reassuring in the least. Bucky and Steve’s conversation seems to have escalated to loud whispers now, and you catch certain phrases here and there, “I don’t know… Nobody seems to… Can’t be trusted.”

The last one hits you hard, and you want to be angry, but Bucky’s right. You barely remember anything about yourself and you have supposed abilities that you’re pretty much in the dark about; even you can’t trust yourself.

The clock on the wall shows the time to be just past two in the morning, and just as the second hand makes its way around the face for the second time, Bucky walks up to you, fists clenched and breathing heavily through his nose.

“Meet me in the training room tomorrow morning. Six a.m. sharp.” He’s less than thrilled about the whole ordeal, and you can only match his level of discomfort.

As he storms out of the room, you throw your head back onto the couch and groan.


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The Town of Forgetting: IV

Slow Burn!Richie Tozier x Fem!Reader

*Please don’t plagiarize my work, thank you :3*

Summary: A certain trashmouth accompanies you to Neibolt House, not that you invited him. You find the well from your nightmares, but Trashmouth Tozier refuses to approach it. He’s seen this room before, even if he doesn’t remember it. He seems to conveniently remember as his throat is bitten into.

Warnings: Cursing, violence. (Huh, there are actually LESS warnings than usual. (tags list is always open.))

Words: 1,237

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You stood at the gate to Neibolt House, biting your lip until you tasted metallic ooze. The house was speaking to you, the dead trees rustling and beckoning you to your death. Your mind was invaded with thoughts that weren’t yours…

“Are going in or what?” A rude voice asks.

You watch Richard Tozier approach the gate and stand next to you.

“What are you doing here, exactly?” You ask him, narrowing your eyes.

“Oh god, don’t go thinking I care ‘bout you,” Richard says, crunching a fallen leaf under the heel of his combat boot. “I just didn’t want the feds to come after me when you die.”

Great…” You grumble, hopping over the locked gate. “I feel safer already.”

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01. Must Have Energy - Kim NamJoon fanfic

AN*  So I ran across a “Bed Sharing AU” prompt list with 8 prompts and thought it’d be a great exercise to explore writing fanfics again, this time for BTS instead of anime. I just recently wrote “Grief” which is the first fanfiction I’ve written in 3 years… the first anything I’ve written in 3 years actually.  So don’t be too hard on me.  I intend this to be the first in a series, using all 8 prompts with different members.  8 prompts, 7 members… the 8th will be a surprise.

A special thanks to BTS… for giving me inspiration and re-igniting my passion to write again. (Gif credit to original owner.)

02. Kim SeokJin - Mama Mo’s

03. Min Yoongi - You’re Mine

04. Jung HoSeok - My Hope

05. Park Jimin - Awkwardly Perfect

06. Kim TaeHyung - The BPP

07. Jeon JungKook - Call Me Kookie

08. BTS - Hawaiian Thunderstorm

Originally posted by trash-for-bangtan

Must Have Energy

Prompt: The heater broke and I’m freezing get over here!

Pairing: Kim NamJoon x Reader

Genre: Fluff, oneshot (smut light)

Word Count: 4.1K

“Come ooooon….” you whined into the phone.

“I seriously don’t know what you expect me to do!” NamJoon laughed on the other end.

“You’re a man!  Men fix things!  So fix it for me!” You knew you were being unreasonable, but the chill creeping into your bones was no joke.

“Well… I can’t argue with logic like that,” he laughed again. You rolled your eyes.

“Are you coming or not?”

“Let me see what I have and I’ll head over… I can’t promise anything though.”  You sighed in relief.

“Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you,” you shot out as fast as you can.  “Hopefully I won’t be a popsicle by the time you get here.”

“Hurry up… got it!” You could practically hear the smirk on his face. “See you in a few…”

“Minutes right? Not hours!?” you shot back.  He just laughed.

“Go put on a coat or something… the longer I’m on the phone, the longer it’ll take me to get there…”

“BYE!” you said a little too loudly, immediately hanging up.  Thank God for NamJoon.  You don’t know what you would do right now if he wasn’t an option.  Why did the heater have to go out now… in the middle of a frickin’ snowstorm!? You had no money to hire a professional, who would charge overtime because it was a weekend… and you had no clue how to fix anything!

At least with Joon there was a chance of success… a pretty high chance… well… 50-50 maybe.  You didn’t know him all that well, but you had hung out a few times… and when you were with a group, you managed to find each other and would go into your own little world sometimes.  He was sweet, and funny, and the dude was a genius.  He never tired of telling you about the latest books he’d read or the random information about some tree as you walked past one in the park.  But could you trust him not to burn the house down?

You shook your head. Who cares if he burned the house down!? Then you’d at least be warm again!  You had on a t-shirt under a sweater and leggings on under your jeans, fuzzy socks on your feet tucked into fuzzy slippers, and you were still starting to shiver.

You should have called him earlier!  You were just hoping against hope that the heater would fix itself this morning, and now that it was afternoon, you were desperate.  Instead of a coat, as NamJoon suggested, you grabbed the comforter off your bed and snuggled in to wait on the couch.  At least the power wasn’t out… you flipped on the TV hoping there was a show about the tropics or something that would mentally warm you while you waited.

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anonymous asked:

Hello 😊 sooooo I've JUST recently gotten into SHINee ( honestly I've been wanting to get into SHINee for a while but I've just been lazy until now) so I'm new to the fandom--whooop! - So I was wondering, is there anything I should know about SHINee? Also could you recommend me anything SHINee related?

welcome to the fandom, sweetpea!

there’s a lot of history to tell from these past ten years, so I’ll give you a condensed version of things (there was this huge masterpost/introduction on shinee I was going to link but I can’t seem to find anywhere otl; I’ll keep searching for it, though); even more so because… I believe it’s easier, in fact, to learn about them slowly and steadily as you become more and more involved with them.

so, take all the time you need! it’s really more exciting to fall in love with the boys little by little tbh.

forget about the typical roles found in kpop groups: all five are vocals (and visuals). shinee as a whole is very different from currently active/3rd generation groups - even though they’ve been on the run for longer, they are still young, they always bring in new, exciting concepts and flawless performances and tend to be compared to rookies in what concerns their energy on stage; meaning, they work as hard and with as much enthusiasm as a group that just debuted. 

taemin is very clumsy and has a habit of losing/breaking things by accident. (important: he hates bugs and I don’t say this lightly.) he’s very reserved and an introvert, but he loves his close friends and family dearly. usually more comfortable somewhere with food available. the personification of persistence and passion for what he does. also, he’s a soloist with three (Korean: Ace and Press It / Japanese: Sayonara Hitori) successful albums released. (you can find my - heavily biased - picks of favorite taem videos here.)

oh and still related to taemin - we have this thing where chanting his name brings in luck, apparently

minho is everyone’s dream boy: acts, raps, sings, writes his own lyrics, is gorgeous and charming and athletic, always working hard to become a better version of himself and the sweetest being you’ll ever hear about. he’s tall and big and all, yes, but don’t fool yourself: he’s soft, affectionate, touchy and a Real sap 24/7. his dad pretty much adopted the other four. he starred on a movie titled ‘Derailed’ recently; on KBS’s Hwarang: The Beginning and a bunch of dramas you can find on a masterlist at the end of this post.

key is a hardworking, inspirational and real example of someone who’s been through a lot and has a lot to useful advice to share based on previous experiences (also, he’s the king of aesthetics). he knows where he stands and doesn’t take bullshit from anyone - that’s why he’s the one to quickly shut down any member who’s being Too Much during an interview/show/etc; which is funny, because key himself is full of energy and will like, do the most for as long as he can get away with it. he’s been featured in a bunch of musicals and took part in a duo, Toheart, back in 2014. solo projects include a collab song with Axodus and an ost with NCT’S Doyoung.

a guide on how much of a sweetheart is kim jonghyun - he’s a complex being with a heart much too big and we’re always learning something new about him. I think the best way to get to know him is through the blue night radio; as its dj, he often shares bits of himself you’ll learn to put together little by little and love as a whole. he’s a soloist, too, with two officially promoted albums (Base and She Is) and a self-composed compilation (Story Op.1) released.

onew is their strength, their main pillar; someone who doesn’t impose his views on the boys and who, in exchange, is extremely respected and loved by each of them (despite his dad jokes and bad puns - they adore him, I’m not even joking). no wonder he won leader of the year back in 2015. ah, yes - he’s a prime example of sunshine incarnate. (he acts, too! he was a rockstar on the musical Rock of Ages and a doctor on Descendants of the Sun.)

the boys are so genuine in themselves, to each other and to everyone else those who work with them are all about compliments and admiration

and it’s not without a reason everyone says they are a family

the importance of the year 2013 to shinee and shawols 

some songs you might want to check out (p.s.: their Japanese discography is amazing and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise)

they really like dogs

they’ve won a shit ton of awards since debut

they dote on their youngest like actual brothers

they are a mess™

shawolsource’s tag for masterposts of videos on each member + dl link for all their mvs (the last part compiled by me)

must watch (in my humble opinion): The Ultimate GroupSHINee’s Surprise Party for JonghyunVlive SHINee Begins and this mess of a promotional video

something I highly recommend checking on in terms of dancing and singing skills and the relationship between the members in general: their concerts. the first one I’ve ever watched was the SHINee World Concert III (which is still my favorite!) and if there’s anything that made me fall even harder for them, like… that was it. I can’t find link for all of them, sadly, but here you have the JATSWCII and SWCIV in full and playlists for the BMU TourI’m Your Boy Tour and DxDxD Tour.

some blogs that will help you out getting familiar with them are @fyjjong and @shineesubbed.

shawols wouldn’t ever miss a chance to go on and on about anything shinee, so - any questions, opinions or requests, don’t hesitate to hit one of us up. ♡

anonymous asked:

I have a sort of half formed theory that the cw writers/people in charge don't really get the difference between fans liking the character vs liking the actor? Like, fans get upset over Laurel's death, so they bring back Katie Cassidy but not Laurel, and it's the same with Len. They seek to equate one with the other. It's not that big a deal but it irks me

It… is a big deal. And you’re 100% right.

It also goes for Tom C fans and the majesty of Eowells in Season 1. There was magic in that performance. And I know that a subset of fans really liked HR, but like 2/3rds of viewers didn’t (I’m guessing, based on reviews and narrative and just… keeping an eye on what the fandom has been saying). Harry turned out to be great over time, but I think a lot of us would prefer our fave version over any alternates.

With Laurel it’s like… we fell in love with this woman who overcome hell time and again and kept hope alive. She lost her sister and her boyfriend and still became a lawyer to help those in need, and still fell in love and still found a way to welcome both the boyfriend and later the sister back into her life and loved them just as deep as ever. She lost her sister for real and took up her legacy and learned to fight because she felt it was right. She battled substance abuse (and a family cycle of it, no less) and never let it make her bitter or cruel. She didn’t feel like enough but she kept fighting anyway.

So as much as I (personally) am head over heels for Black Siren (I can’t help it and I’m not sorry), she doesn’t replace Laurel. She didn’t have that journey, not in a way that we (the viewer) had it with her, and cheered her on, and fell for her heart. Siren is a plot device, not the character we know and love. And though we might come to love her, that will only happen by developing her as a separate entity from the original. That’s the only way it works. We treat characters like people

Though it does work to appease some of a broader viewership in terms of… ratings? Like “ah they’ve stopped being utter dickfaces to Katie Cassidy and realized we cared about Black Canary. A little too late but hey at least we get to see her kicking ass in some form.” It stems the flow of angry letters and tweets. It doesn’t give us what we’re asking for, but it helps save their asses by forcing us to accept that no, we won’t see the original, but hey at least they gave us something?

(Until, eventually, the fans become too disenchanted and leave anyway. Which happens, but happens a lot slower when they find a way to bring your faves back in some form or another).

And with Len… yeah. I was gobsmacked that they killed him off and 100% sure it wasn’t permanent (no body, not dead: comics’ rules) because his status as a fan favorite who helped drive up ratings even on The Flash made me surmise that killing him would be bad for them. And the second he was dead they rushed to let us know he wasn’t gone forever, seeking to appease viewers (maybe because Laurel’s death backfired so specularly on them not long before) but to suggest that a hologram and a speedforce ghost and a past version of him constitute “seeing him again” is really just… insulting to his fans?

Ultimately, since critics liked S2 a lot more than S1 and the show has “found it’s footing”, the writers aren’t likely to think they’ve done anything wrong, long-term. It’s a numbers game to the producers, really. But, they haven’t really appeased his fans by giving us the multitudinous other versions of him across Flash and Legends. If anything, they’ve made themselves a bit of a joke, to the point where their press is even calling them on it now and how ridiculous it is at this point.

I think the last thing you want as a writer is for your shoddy attempts to put a bandaid over writing yourself into a corner to become the butt of joke to your fans and to people writing articles about your show, and yet…

For whatever reason, the DC CWTV writers have missed the fact that we fall in love with characters more than we fall in love with plotlines. That we watch these shows for the identities and ideals within those characters that we relate to as viewers. Not just those of us active in fandom, but pretty much all TV viewers. It’s a character-drive media through and through. So killing people off for shock is always likely to backfire, and giving alternate versions and flashbacks is never going to satisfy. 

A Supernatural x “IT” Crossover (part 6)

S U M M A R Y: Their next case brings the three Winchester siblings to Derry, a city in which children seem to disappear for a unknown reason…

A/N: imagine that the IT movie plays in 2017 and not in 1988.

Also this is a crossover between supernatural and the “ IT ” movie. Not the book. It’s been a while since I saw the movie so if I make any mistakes, please don’t be angry, I really enjoyed the movie and thought that it would go super well with Supernatural.


( This is going to have multiple parts )


A/S/N: I just want to say a quick thank you to everyone who sent me a kind message after the last part, I’m really thankful for that 🌻✨🐕


Chapter 6

“Wait a second-”, Dean exclaims and holds his right hand up:“So you’re telling us, you are working on this case for a couple of weeks now? And you all think that a actual clown kidnapped those children?” Bill sees that the oldest Winchester sibling is desperately trying to hold back his laughter.

Sam on the other side of the room doesn’t find the situation even half as funny and silly as his brother, he rolls his eyes:“Dean-”,he says while he crosses his arms infront of his chest.

Y/N who sits behind him on the couch looks over to Bill, the boy with the brown hair watches her oldest brother, his eyes are filled with anger and disappointment:“Dean, stop it!”,she spits and he turns around to look at her.

When he sees the unamused look on her face his smile drops:“Come ‘on, am I the only one who thinks that this theory is bullshit.”, he asks and faces Sam, but his brother avoids his gaze.

“Wait, hold on a second- you’re actually believing this?”,he asks and looks at him in disbelief. Sam takes a deep breath:“Look Dean, you know what I think of Clowns- but think about it for a minute it does make some sort of sense.”

Excuse me?!”

“Well, a demon or another spirit either possessed some innocent man who was dressed up as a clown. Its pretty clever because no one would believe that the nice neighbor, who plays the clown on children birthday parties, would actually kidnap his audience-”

Dean just shakes his head and walks over to the front door:“You know what- you two do whatever you want. You can work with these children-”,he points at Bill and his friends:“ while I’m going to do my own research and when I found the person responsible for this mess I’ll let you know…”,he opens the door and is ready to leave when he hears the voice of his sister.

“This isn’t just about finding some missing children,Dean -”, she looks over at Bill, he is standing next to the other boys who have watched the conversation of the three siblings from afar.

A small smile forms on the lips of Bill and he quickly looks away, Dean who has turned around raises his eyebrow:“What do you mean? The brother of your new friend is missing-”

Y/N crosses her arms infront of her chest, anger and annoyance are clearly visible in her Y/E/C eyes as she stares at him. How could her brother be so dumb and ignorant?

“This is about a big brother who wants to save his little brother.”,she explains and watches how Dean’s facial expressions change, his green eyes widen and his mouth opens a little bit. He looks at Bill and for a minute.

He understands him, Dean can see the pain and regret in his eyes, he can feel the sadness and anger inside of the young boy. Because he knows it just too well.

“If you walk out of this door, don’t expect me or Sam to follow you. You know we would always support you and your decision, but not today Dean, I’m sorry. If we let Bill alone, he’s going to chase the creature that captured George together with his friends, if one of them dies it’d be our fault-”, she says and Dean closes his eyes for a second:“We know what a person is willing to do in order to save their family.”, She stops and takes a deep breath:“ Listen to me, I already have a plan on how to catch it- I just need your help and the help of the boys!”

“What is your plan?”

“I’m going to play the lure!”, She exclaims and Dean’s starts to violently shake his head while the boys look at her in shock:“She can’t be serious right now.”,Stanley whispers and raises his eyebrows.

Sam just sighs and runs a hand down his face:“Unfortunately she is extremely serious about this.”.

He looks over at Dean who just keeps shaking his head:“This is beyond stupid, the most stupid thing I’ve heard all day. And it’s not going to happen!”

His sister takea a deep breath:“ I know how to fight, you two trained me every since the day I was born. Dean, you teached me how to use guns and my fists to protect myself from ghost’s and demon’s. Sam you showed me how to use my mind, salt and iron to avoid ghost’s -well… what I want to say is that I am prepared for something like this. This clown likes to kill children, so I’m going down there to-”

But Dean just continues to shake his head:“Nope. Nope. Nope. You hear that?”, He asks and puts his hand behind his ear:“That’s the sound of me noping.”

“M-M-Maybe s-she does-doesnt h-have t-t-to go d-down t-there a-alone.”, Bill says and the three Winchester siblings turn around to look at him. Dean knits his eyes:“What do you mean?”

“W-w-w-we can g-go w-w-w-with h-her.”



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Okay so I feel like people really do not understand fetishization.  Like, accusing KS of that is Wrong??  Like, listen, I’m a queer girl (so don’t bother dumping that straight people BS on me), and I have read a lot of yaoi, BL, yuri, GL, etc. and let me tell you something.  KS is the least sexual BL/yaoi I’ve ever read, barring the like super cutesy and fluffy kind.

That’s right.  You heard me.  It is almost entirely unsexy, and the only scenes of sexual content are either interrupted, extremely brief, or focusing on the developing dependence between them rather than the act itself.  The sexual content is not “fetishy” and the manhwa isn’t “porn with plot.”  I mean, there have been a handful of scenes with sexual content, but they were hardly what I would call explicit.  I mean, have you read a yaoi lately?  I’m guessing not.

This manhwa was certainly not written by a 13yo and frankly?  I’m actually offended on the author’s behalf.  How dare you.  You owe the author an apology for that.  The writing of this manhwa is better than half the things I’ve read lately.  It’s consistent and well-paced, not to mention suspenseful without being frustrating.  The dark themes are extremely well-handled and are probably more the reason for the rating than the barely their sexual content.

Do me a favor and read through some of Blood Bank (great manhwa, btw) and compare them.  THAT reads more as porn with plot to me, though the tone is shifting by the later chapters.  The beginning has some kind of sexual content in nearly every chapter, enough that the plot is actually slowed down considerably.

You CHOSE to read a manhwa called KILLING STALKING and expected what?  Some kind of healthy little romance?  Really?  You thought it wouldn’t be dark and potentially upsetting?  If you’re so against it, then why did you waste your own damn time reading it??

Personally, I am fascinated by Killing Stalking.  As a writer, I’m amazed with the characters and the little details that have been used to build the world.  I’m amazed that the author can write something so dark with such consistency and flare, not to mention grace.  The relationship building is deeply flawed and unhealthy.  Obviously.  The two main characters are a serial killer and a stalker.  If their relationship was healthy, I’d be disappointed.  The complexities of their choices and their motives is what draws me in in the first place.

How do you feel about people who enjoy Dext/er, I wonder?  Or Break/ing Bad?  What about The Sopr/anos?  Hann/ibal?  Or any other show about criminals?  Are they also sick and horrible?  Or is it just because the relationship is abusive that you have a problem?  Is it the inclusion of abuse and sex in the context of a relationship between two men?  Do you really think that enjoying reading about criminals is something new??  People are always fascinated by the darker side of things.  It’s why film noir and true crime and detective fiction in general is still so popular.

Scared they may be, but people are still fascinated by the dark and what lurks within it.  If you’re having nightmares or panic attacks, obviously you should stop reading it.  Don’t read things you find that scary.  For me, I only have trouble with supernatural horror, so this kind of thing is really interesting and intense.  I enjoy reading it.  I’m on the edge of my seat with every new chapter I read, wondering what’s going to happen next.  Finding a story the captures my attention so fully is extremely rare for me, and frankly nothing anyone says will convince me not to keep reading.

If you want to try, you’re welcome to.  I won’t stop you or even bother to block you.  Hell, I’ll engage if you want.  But no one’s ever taken me up on the invitation before, so I doubt anyone’ll bother now.

The Slytherin Fifth Year || Part 4 || Teacher!Newt Scamander x Student!Reader

chapitre quatre est ici mes bitchés. theres smut and i like to think this is a pretty good chapter, so enjoy!!

tags : @running-outta-time @i-just-wanna-run-hell @munalisax @blossombarnes @sammie-blogs @xoxcathylove @tegan-eva @redsilentwolf28 @love-charmer-sketch (If your username doesnt show up, im sorry, but it just didnt let me tag you for some weird reason)

words : 2692

warnings : sexy time aka oral sexy time (female receiving) [its my first time writing something like this to full extent, so please take it easy on me!! i tried my best!!]

Masterlist

The Slytherin Fifth Year Masterlist

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Originally posted by hardyness


You spent the night after the first day of the ‘apprenticeship’ awake, stressing, and nearing tears every time you’d thought about facing Newt again.

The thought of seeing him frightened you, ‘He probably thinks I’m disgusting,’ You’d thought as you layed in bed, sniffling lightly and carefully to avoid waking up the other girls, ‘I didn’t even know it was happening until it actually was!’

Sure, you’d thought he was a handsome man, and the fact that he shows as much interest in magical creatures as you do helps, but he was your Professor; he was most likely double your age as well, making it even more wrong.

Staying up all night had made dark bags begin to form underneath your eyes and all your movements sluggish. You hobbled around school all day, hoping to avoid anyone who poked and prodded at you on regular days, dreading the upcoming fifth period you had with Professor Scamander.

Surely enough, Magical Creatures class soon came around, but you didn’t; at least not until the bell rung.

You flung yourself into the classroom, the huge doors slamming open as you panted, wide eyed, and cheeks turning red in embarrassment. You looked around the class, seeing all students snigger and scoff at the situation you’d put yourself in. Your eyes soon stopped roaming the room when they’d landed on Professor Scamander. Newt’s eyes had somewhat widened, eyebrows raised as his mouth stayed slightly ajar.

Your hold tightened on the books you held to your chest protectively, unintentionally letting out a small squeak as Newt sighed, “Take a seat, Ms. Y/L/N.”

You nodded vigorously, rushing to your seat in the corner with your head down, feeling his gaze follow your movements. It was only moments after you’d sat down that Newt tore his eyes away from your figure.

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Ieyasu’s MBTI Analysis P2

On request with @yuyuisakura (I have no idea why I can’t tag her, help). Once again, I’ve gone and listed some common strengths and weaknesses of INTJs to give a broad idea of what it is - taken from 16personalities. Since these are longer (MUCH longer), I will write when requested!

Strengths: quick, imaginative, strategic mind, high self-confidence, independent and decisive, hardworking and determined, open-minded, jack-of-all-trades

Weaknesses: Arrogant, judgmental, overly analytical, loathe highly structured envirnoments, clueless in romance.

Romance with an INTJ Ieyasu

Just in case everyone missed it: CLUELESS IN ROMANCE!!!!!

Yup. INTJs, considered one of THE smartest and THE sneakiest of the MBTIs, absolutely SUCKS when it comes to romantic relationships. Oh, don’t get me wrong. Ieyasu’s great when it comes to the necessary relationships: forging quick friendships, holding submissive positions, getting something short and sweet in regards to attraction for a brief amount of time - but DEEP, DEVELOPED romance? Not his strong point. Not. At. ALL.

The reason why is INTJs are so incredibly logical. Even the ones that aren’t too high on logic. Empathy does not come easy to them whatsoever, and in case anyone is curious - their right side of the brain AKA the emotional side NEVER gets fully developed, which is why they can be so bad at picking up emotional cues. They’re so based in logic, and that inability to connect with their own emotional side is exactly why they struggle so much with romances.

I think this is obvious enough to how it applies to Ieyasu in almost every single story he shows up in. I also noticed many of you took grief in the fact that Ieyasu’s words can be extremely hurtful and at times borderline or straight on abusive. However, though I do agree in certain areas when Ieyasu goes too far, other times that people have taken fault to - I didn’t find as big of a deal. Why? Because INTJs are NOTORIOUSLY known to say some of the cruelest things without batting an eye. When they get angry, they stick a sword right through your heart and your weak points because their logic catches your weaknesses so easily and know exactly what to say to “win” the fight. I say this because I know several INTJs as well as have a close relationship to one. When MC said “good thing I have a tough skin”, you really do have to around them. They don’t say these mean things to even be malicious: they say it b/c it’s FACT and LOGIC.

Case in point of what my own father said to me once: You were never meant to be in science. You’re too illogical and stupid to do it.

Before you guys jump in defense of me - relax. He said it in jest, and he wasn’t wrong either. I very much am not meant to be in science and would’ve been miserable if I did end up choosing that as my subject. These are the things that one MUST expect from INTJs, and it’s completely based on preference. One of my friends thought that was the meanest thing a parent could ever say , another thought it was HILARIOUS. Case in point, relationships with INTJs are not meant for the sensitive heart and soul.

So yes, it takes TIME. Lots and LOTS of time to develop a relationship that deeply. INTJs are extremely suspicious of the people around them, especially the ones with bad backgrounds. Their motto in life is that everyone is trying to do something for their own self-gain. True altruism doesn’t exist. And when you approach them, you can bet they think you’re here for self-gain as well. Which is why Ieyasu is so convinced, even now, that if he loses that title of Lord Tokugawa, his relationship with the MC is good as gone. It’s a long, arduous journey…but it’s worth it in the end.

One: you never have to worry about infidelity. Once they’ve locked in on someone, it’s locked as locked could be. Sure, they’ll make crude comments in a while of oh, this girl looks prettier or oh, you look so pathetic, but you can bet their eyes will never turn towards another person. Because to reach that point in their minds, you had to basically climb through distrust and logic and finally attachment. 

Pay special attention to MC. She is an incredibly self-confident person, and even if the things he says beat her down, she literally climbs right back up. Sometimes, she knocks on Ieyasu’s door basically thinking to herself how she’s a dead woman, but she does it anyway because she simply knows what to do to get to the bottom of the conflict. Ieyasu’s not one to apologize in a fight neither will he ever go first. He’s too proud, and that pride is too important to him, so she caves and apologizes. That’s NOT weakness. Being able to make that first move in an argument is strength on its own. Remember that it takes two hands to clap - though where the fault lies might be more tipped to one side than the other, it doesn’t change the fact that she sometimes bites the bait.

And having someone to argue with is honestly a good thing. Ieyasu and INTJs as a whole have a lot of respect secretly for people who stand their ground while still flexible enough to see others’ point of views.

Positives about being in a relationship with Ieyasu and INTJs as a whole: they’re INCREDIBLY adorable on how bad they fumble to the romantic things. They’re not ones to look at you in the eye and be like “I love you” but they definitely try to show it in the most awkward ways possible. They’re also incredibly resourceful, always ready to learn and study on whatever new knowledge is necessary to keep up with the pace of the world (Ieyasu: weaponry, history, medicines, poisons, you name it). INTJs know the little tricks to life, bypassing lines, and will teach you to help you through it as well. And finally, they will definitely make your life more colorful, taking you to see new things before anyone else gets a chance to steal that away. I am willing to bet that if Ieyasu is in the modern world, he’s out there to get the newest technology just to not fall behind.

Ieyasu’s preferences: ENTP, ENFP

Based on MC, Ieyasu definitely needs someone who won’t buckle under his thorn pricked words, which immediately assigns an N girl. At the same time, because he’s so incredibly stubborn and J, MC is clearly much more flexible and doesn’t mind following his plans, which makes her a P. She’s also ready to be around him whenever he feels the need for human contact, never feeling tired or feeling discouraged, which makes her an E.

MC also has a PRETTY strong logical side! I don’t know if anyone has noticed, but every single time she turns the tables on him, she uses logic to get there. Ex: You don’t mind when I talk to the maids, right? Toramatsu’s just a page, so why should it matter if I talk to him? As a result, I listed ENTP before ENFP.

Wrong Bed

Originally posted by boldlymckirking1701


Prompt: This was originally prompted by the line “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?” I never actually used this, but you get the gist

Pairing: Kirk x reader

Warnings: nudity, a little bit of language?

Words: 886

A/N: Kirk gets drunk, reader gets flustered. This one’s my first Kirk writing, so let me know what you think!


After a long day down in engineering performing maintenance, you couldn’t wait to get back to your bunk and collapse for the night. Which is why you squeaked when you unlocked your door (hadn’t you left it unlocked when you went back an hour ago for a manual you had stored in here?) and turned the lights on, finding someone ass up on your bed, sheets tangled around their legs and nothing else on.

“C-Captain?” You stuttered, face heating up almost instantly. The figure on your bed emits a groan and turns over, sheets covering his hips down. He sits up and squints at you, the bright lights making him wrinkle his nose.

“Whozzat?” He slurs, and you take a few deep breaths.

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anonymous asked:

Yes mom please tell us your favourite Canadian David Headcanons Like I, the mere European, have no clue about Canada at all but I'd gladly embrace all of your Headcanons 😄😄

oh boy okay you asked for it pal

(for the record: you may consider all of this as canon to Run Away Home, and I will tag it as such, but you may also adopt these for your own use if you wish! lmk though, I’d love to know which ones y’all like!)

  • in RAH I’ve been headcanoning David as coming from Hamilton for simplicity’s sake - it’s where I live. let’s go deeper: when I was six my town and in fact the whole county of Flamborough was amalgamated into the city of Hamilton. much of Flamborough remains relatively rural. so:
    • David’s mom lives in a nice suburb somewhere and he grew up there on the edge between urban and rural areas, knowing people from both (okay so this is just my life shut up)
    • His grandmother and grandfather, though, owned a small farm out in the more rural area and he spent a lot of time there as a kid, especially in the summers.
    • he went to college at Mohawk and got an apartment in the city… this is truly just my RAH-specific background but here we are so why not share
    • He loves Hamilton’s art community and its nature and parks and many many waterfalls
  • He LOVES to go camping wherever he can, with a special fondness for Banff and Algonquin
  • like 80% of us, he got his first job at Tim Hortons. Unlike 80% of us, he did not utterly hate it and can even still eat the food.
  • he grew up watching a lot of American TV/consuming American media, like the rest of us, but he also loved the fundamental Canadian stuff - Fred Penner’s Place and Crazy Quilt and Mr. Dressup and Big Comfy Couch were all major childhood staples alongside things like Mr. Rogers. Like all of us, he cried when Mr. Dressup passed away and still has weird random memories of Nanalan’ that he doesn’t think he could explain if he tried. He owned all of Fred Penner’s albums as a kid and will still buy new ones, and see him live any chance he gets, because Fred Penner is a national treasure. (He has tried teaching Fred Penner songs at camp, but for some reason the kids never seem to be into it.)
    • when he outgrew little-kids’ TV he still watched a lot of Teletoon and Family Channel stuff. He’s seen all of 6Teen.
  • his coffee order is a double double (two creams, two sugars).
  • he unironically dresses like a Canadian pretty often - flannels and the good ol’ Canadian tuxedo (denim jacket worn with jeans) are totally normal to his wardrobe.
  • he learned to drive a tractor before a car.
  • Gwen is surprised and delighted when he tells her he’s been drinking since he was nineteen, and then she’s disappointed when he points out that’s legal drinking age in Ontario.
    • he normally drinks ciders (not especially Canadian but just my hc lol), but he does like a good Caesar or Canadian whiskey (he just calls it rye).
    • also: he learned how to open two capped bottles with each other’s necks (no bottle opener) at a bush party once. he likes that this information shocks Gwen and decides not to tell her that he ended up there because he absolutely misunderstood what a ‘bush party’ entailed.
    • (admittedly all of these drinking headcanons come out of a fic I started and haven’t gotten around to finishing. idk when I will so I’ll go ahead and share here)
  • he doesn’t love winter but it takes at least 40 cm (~16 in) of snow and/or a windchill of -30°C (-22°F) or lower to stop him from going about his day.
  • as I noted in that other post, he loves Letterkenny because it’s just so damn accurate - he’s known so many people like the characters in the show! It’s definitely cruder than he’d like and he’d die of embarrassment if the campers or someone found out how much he loves it, but it’s just so funny. (what he doesn’t realise is that no one at Camp Campbell would be able to make full sense of the show.)
  • He’s read all of the Anne of Green Gables books and grew up watching the cartoon often. He still gets emotional when he thinks too much about Anne and Gilbert.
  • Canadian music, MY DUDES. He loves the Barenaked Ladies, Great Big Sea and anything involving Alan Doyle, the Arkells (he’s from Hamilton, it’s basically required), Lights, Alanis Morissette, The Tragically Hip, I could go on….
    • like literally the rest of the country, he watched the televised final concert of the Hip - it was in August 2016, so he was still at camp and had to watch an online stream that wavered in quality, and then he watched a recording again when he got back home - and cried his eyes out at the end.
  • He’s been to every province at least briefly, but never to the territories - they’re next on his travel list. Canada is huge and beautiful and he wants to see as much of it as he can!
  • he speaks pretty decent conversational French, but gets really nervous when he messes up or forgets a word, and the more nervous he is the worse he gets. it snowballs and often ends in him panicking.
  • he’s a very, very bad skater and absolutely useless at hockey. he’s okay at lacrosse and downhill skiing. he can handle cross-country skiing or snowshoeing pretty well, though!
    • and he spent every winter tobogganing down local hills. okay, he still spends every winter tobogganing down local hills, even after it was outlawed. no one pays attention to that law.
  • he LOVES maple syrup. and maple taffy. and maple cookies. and everything else maple. he and his mom have been tapping the trees on her property every year for as long as he can remember.
  • he wouldn’t tell you he cares much about sports, but if you insult the Leafs, the Blue Jays, the Argos, the Habs, or the Ti-Cats, he gets suddenly and irrationally defensive. he barely follows the games so he doesn’t even know why he gets so defensive.
    • (if pushed, Ti-Cats over Argos, and Leafs over Habs, even though being a Leafs fan is outrageously depressing.)
    • He would probably take a bullet for Wayne Gretzky. Again, he doesn’t know why. He just would.
  • On the note of Gretzky: you know the little cheers that kids add to the lyrics of ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’? After the line “you’ll go down in history,” many American kids add “like George Washington!” Like other Canadian kids, David says, “like Wayne Gretzky!”
  • He has been known to compulsively start singing “Don’t you put it in your mouth” when trying to stop campers from putting shit in their mouths.
    • He has also been known to remind kids to “stay alert, stay safe!
    • He also still wants a house hippo. Damn it. We all still want a house hippo…
    • in general he makes a lot of references to Canadian ads that we all remember vividly but no one outside of the country knows about. “MoooOOOM, Aidan cut me in HALF again!”
  • if presented with enough rocks he will just start building inukshuks. sometimes he does this at camp and the kids wonder what the fuck these weird rock structures are.
  • his wallet is still full of Canadian Tire money. they have points cards now. and yet he can still never get rid of the Canadian Tire money. it is eternal
  • he has a rim roller on his keychain. once Max asked what it was and David only sighed deeply. “another free coffee…” he said distantly
  • he, like most of us, has a very love-hate relationship with Toronto.
    • he calls it T.O. or T-dot, usually.
    • one time he was talking to an American who goes to Toronto sometimes for business, and they made a passing comment about Union Station. David’s eye began to twitch.
  • He learned to drop his ‘eh’s while in the states when he was still a camper, because other campers used to make jokes about it sometimes. they slide right back into his vocabulary the moment he gets home.
    • he still pronounces ‘roof’ in a way that strikes the kids as weird, and still uses Canadian spellings most of the time - colour instead of color, grey instead of gray, etc.
  • the boy loves ketchup chips. and all-dressed chips. and poutine. and back bacon. and aero bars, and kinder eggs, and actual smarties. I could go on.

I just scrolled up and saw how long this list has gotten so I… I will stop. but oh my god, I could go on forever, probably. Canadian David is good shit. I will be your Canadian David consultant if you want.

Blog Appreciation Tag :3 #1 (i’m sure i’ll do more)

I don’t know if this is a thing, but my inner Hufflepuff just wants to spread some cheer right now before I go to sleep because sadly the Easter holidays are over and soon, I won’t be able to be an egg anymore :c

ANYWAAAAAY

THE SBC, MY TUMBLR FAM

@betty-coopers-number-one-stan: beautiful, beautiful face, beautiful writing, beautiful voice, beautiful ukulele playing. Love your blog soooooo much >.< You also really helped me starting out :3 I aspire to have your eyebrows.

@kingpendleton: first time we talked it was about cheeky singular swear words and book day costumes and it was actually so nice to have a fellow Riverdale blog to talk to at the beginning :3 Fics are amazing, and you have a great taste in musicals, (especially Hamilton). I promise though, that I will never sing Candy Store via messages again c; Boootttiffulll

@satanwithstardust: AAAAA! Another amazing blog with amazing writing that helped me with proofreading when I first started out :3 Also, another strong eyebrow game. You even tried to fight through your bus wifi when messaging me on tumblr, which I salute you for. Super pooper bootiful .

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@mrs-jughead-jones: Some of the best fics around, I know i’m saying that a lot but I seriously mean it. Highly recommend the Winchesters in Riverdale series, even if you’ve never seen Supernatural! Pure cinnamon roll, too good and sweet for this world. Went out of her way to message me and make me feel good and i’ve enjoyed us dying over fics together <3 Incredibly kind and lovely to talk too.

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@wearelondonbound: Banter from the riverdale group + really useful insights towards episode lengths and theories etc. 

@dumbass-stilinski: This one also goes to Chloe but I swear Tumblr will never let me tag her. You guys were like my first friends, and super helpful towards my confidence. Thank you >.<

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HEY YOU, READING THIS RIGHT NOW. I LOVE YOUR BLOG!!!!!!!!!!

Feel free to rant all you want about blogs that make you happy! Also little disclaimer there are way more than this and I could go on for years but I’m going to restrain myself.

I will guaranteed be doing a part 2 of this by the way.

GOOD NIGHT LOVELY PEOPLE OF TUMBLR <3

queerrobbiereyes  asked:

I loved your think piece on Laura, it's set precisely around the fandom that is supposed to be built upon her, which is not to excuse her shit, and I hope fandom realises that quick because even Emily Browning and Bryan Fuller have said that this episode was only meant to show us her road while not to empathise with her, just to understand where she is coming from but that in the end she's just a really really shitty person, who might not even get redemption fo rhwat she did.

Thank you! It was something that I felt, and I had to talk about it. I knew I couldn’t have been the only one seeing this. I know I wasn’t the only one feeling uncomfortable here.

But that’s the issue - the fandom’s desire to overly empathize with her. We can’t even put this on the writers or even the actors. The writers may have included some troubling things in this show, but they did really well in not trying to make the audience forget who Laura is and what she’s done. They didn’t attempt to make her actions okay, not even in the narrative. In this case, we can’t blame The Powers that Be for what the fandom is doing. Which brings me to my next point.

We’ve all been in those fandoms where there could be White characters who have done horrible things and they don’t feel any remorse for the things that they’ve done. Yet, the fandom still finds a way to infantilize these characters. The fandoms finds a way to overly empathize with these downright, horrible White characters. In theory, that’s okay. There’s nothing wrong with empathizing with them. The problem lies in the fact that the fandom usually takes that into a completely different direction. The fandom goes down this road of rewriting canon mythology and facts; the fandom has a tendency of employing this revisionist history in regards to their horrible White fave. It could be plain as day that there’s no logical reason for this character to have done this one thing (or multiple things) and there’s nothing that could justify their actions, but the fandom will still find a way to make it so. 

My issue doesn’t lie with Laura. What you see is what you get. I don’t hate her. She’s interesting, but I don’t like her.  My problem just lies in what she symbolizes, and the fandom’s response to her is a great example of that symbolism. Just think about how many fans are quick to jump to her defense against other fans who rightfully dislike her. I saw people in her tag ready to defend her before her episode even aired. I saw people talk about the fact that they were ready to block people who disliked Laura before her episode even aired. Before the audience really got to know Laura, people were already willing to defend her. Before she even needed a ‘defense squad’, there was a defense squad. Figuratively, that’s what it was. The only reason that was even a thing is because she’s a White woman, and that’s the symbolism that makes me uncomfortable. 

I’m not telling anyone that they can’t like her; I’m not saying that at all. Everyone’s free to like her; it’s none of my business. But I’m also saying you need to understand why she makes some fans uncomfortable. And it’s deeper than the go-to reason of misogyny. Sometimes, female characters are just unlikable. We can chalk that up to bad writing, but the point still stands.

anonymous asked:

Stripper Yuri paying his way through university AU please oh great one

Another Anon asked: I headcanon that Yuuri and Pichit took pole dancing classes for fun in college


Fandom: Yuri!!! On Ice
Pairing: Victuuri
Tags: Sexiness, Pole-Dancing, Mild Language, Hints at Sexual Content, NSFW, Male SLASH, Fluff, Phichit and his Damn Phone.


Yuuri never thought that those lessons that Phichit had convinced him to take, would actually benefit him in some way. However often in life did one need pole-dancing skills?

Yet Phichit had insisted that it could ‘be very useful later on’. And well, Yuuri supposed that this was the later on Phichit had been talking about.

Their instructor, Christophe, had sworn up and down that Yuuri had it. That he was incredibly skilled and could probably turn an entire room in his favor if he tried hard enough.

The older man had patted him on the back and welcomed him to a local bar he tended to frequent. A gay bar. A nice gay bar.

Phichit had obviously tagged along because why would he miss an opportunity to take some lovely photos of Yuuri when Yuuri wasn’t expecting it?

Christophe had gotten right up on the stage and proceeded to strip down to his underwear.

Yuuri and Phichit got to witness their instructor as he turned the entire club on its head and walked away with a few hundred dollars. Women and men having gladly shoved money in his direction in order to get more of a show.

“Boys, these skills are vital in life. You never know when you’ll need some extra cash.”

Yuuri went home that night with a completely different outlook on many things. Though never once had he thought he’d need to do it for money.


It was stupid for him to assume, he decided. American universities weren’t cheap and while he was definitely in a nice school, he’d done the calculations and realized that he would be in debt if he didn’t find some way besides housekeeping to pay off his schooling.

Phichit being himself of course, sent him a smirk and mentioned pole-dancing.

And that was how Yuuri found himself employed at a strip club every other night. Not the one Chris frequented though. He didn’t think he’d handle the embarrassment of that. But he did find a nice one willing to take him on several times a week.

He was strictly reminded that he was not required to have sex with anyone. That he did not have to allow anyone to touch him if he did not want to. That he should get a bodyguard if someone harassed him.

Yuuri was made very much aware that this was literally about mutual enjoyment. For him to feel good about himself, and for him to make others feels good about themselves.

This was not about his insecurities, or their possible secrets. This was about fun. Pleasure.

Yuuri met some fellow people. Some who were in a slump like him and had agreed to split any money they made with the club. People who’d been working with the business for months or years even.

None of them treated him like some kind of freak. They welcomed him with open arms. And none of the male dancers so much as blinked an eye. And the fact that would shock a lot of people no doubt, was that only two out of the ten men, were gay.

It was probably one of the most welcoming scenes he’d ever been witnessed to, and they did not hesitate to include him.

“You are very limber,” Sara murmured on his first night. She and Mila had both bent down to observe his leg muscles, and watched as he stretched, his legs falling into a split easily.

“Ballet,” he had told them, and watched with interest as the two cooed.

“Any other skills you hiding?” Mila asked, voice thick with a Russian accent.

“Figure skating.”

More cooing. “So performing shouldn’t be that difficult for you,” said Sara. “Find your space, and take control, okay?”

He nodded and accepted their kind words. Thankfully he’d been allowed to choose the music he wanted, and allowed himself to fall into the routine. Just like he did at the ice rink.

It was a performance with an intended effect. Nothing more, nothing less.

Yuuri went out on his first night, and left with almost a thousand dollars and three regulars promising to visit every night he dropped by.

Did he feel guilty the two older woman and one man were literally throwing Benjamins in his direction? No.

As the owner of the club, Leo, had stated, ‘it was a service they were paying for’. They got to decide what money to give unless they requested a private audience with Yuuri, then Yuuri got to control the amounts. Therefore, Yuuri felt no guilt over it.

Yuuri quickly found himself loving his new hobby, and found himself going back regularly, even when he’d earned enough money for the next two semesters.

Yuuri didn’t regret any of it.


“There is a new man in the crowd and he is hot as fu-”

“Please don’t say anything my poor ears aren’t prepared to handle,” Sara said, interrupting her lover.

Mila pouted. “But he’s really hot. And he’s also Russian!”

“And you’re taken. The point is?”

Mila’s head turned toward Yuuri, who had been watching out of the corner of his eye while applying some red lipstick. He’d really gotten into wearing it recently and refused to stop simply because some people might think it a bit odd.

“He asked who the best dancer was, and I told him it was Yuuri. So he wants to watch Yuuri and even got a seat as close to the stage as possible!”

Suddenly, both Mila and Sara were staring him down, equally evil smiles on their faces.

“What are you planning?” the twenty year old demanded, feeling like he was just signed up for something terrifying.

“You’re a skater, right?”

Yeah,” he answered carefully, wondering why it was important.

Mila had her mobile out in a second and was shoving it in his face.

“This is the sexy god waiting to see you!”

Yuuri could have fainted right there. He’d competed in some national championships and even won the Junior Grand Prix for Japan a few times. He knew the big skaters. He knew them very well.

Victor Nikiforov was in America for some reason and he was sitting in a strip club, waiting to see Yuuri of all people, pole-dance?!

“Just do as you normally do,” said Mila, her smirk dark and mysterious. “Make him crave you like everyone else does.”

“C-crave?!”

Both woman hummed and gave a simultaneous nod.

Crave. Make Victor Nikiforov crave him.

Him!

“Do your Eros routine! That always gets you the most attention.”

Well it was his best performance so far. And yes, Yuuri choreographed not only his skating but also his pole-dancing. It wasn’t fun it if was just jumping and sliding. He preferred to have some kind of story to work through.

“Fine!” he agreed.

It was time to enthrall himself a World Champion figure skater.


Victor Nikiforov had expected to go and visit Chris and watch him twirl on a pole for a few minutes, but Chris told him to go elsewhere because he wanted Victor to see his ‘dear student take the reigns’. Or rather, said student who did not know that Christophe knew that he was out and about, making more money than his instructor did.

Said student whose friend was unable to keep the information to himself, who was also unaware of Chris knowing.

Victor found himself in a club far nicer than what he usually found himself visiting. Cleaner and much more official.

He spoke with a young woman who was grinning widely. She told him about ‘Yuuri’ and invited him to a better seat so that he might witness the young man perform.

After several moments of quiet contemplation of various dancers and people, Victor jumped a bit when the lights went out.

And suddenly, a spotlight illuminated the stage, where a young man stood. His back was to the audience, and covering his body was a black bodysuit with a half skirt hanging off the right hip. Very similar to something Victor had once performed in actually.

The man’s back was facing the audience as well as the pole, and when the music began - a classic guitar - he bent backwards into a bridge, hands grabbing the metal object.

He hoisted himself up then, body ascending with practiced ease. And while it was indeed erotic, Victor’s mind split into two separate directions. Part of him wanted to whistle, and the other part was internally going over the various muscles that were being used at the moment and wondering over how much core strength the Asian man had.

There was a moment there, where ‘Yuuri’ held himself against the pole, his one leg extended upward and the other downward, as if he was doing a split on the pole itself. And only his hands were wrapped around the pole. The rest was a combination of impeccable muscle control and determination.

Following that were some twirls as the music began to peak. One leg wrapped firmly around the pole while the man leaned out into the spectators who went wild, throwing money and roses his way.

His torso and head practically fell into a woman’s lap and she squealed, reaching for what Victor realized was a zipper.

The costume was pushed down a little. Just a little, because Yuuri hoisted himself up and away then, leaving the woman with a flirtatious wink for her troubles.

Somehow, whilst gyrating around the pole and his feet not touching the ground once, the man managed to get rid of his black bodysuit until it was only him in his red briefs, throwing a salacious smirk at the crowd and blowing a kiss for good measure.

And then, just then, his gaze met Victor’s, and the small flush on his cheeks burned brighter, but he didn’t lose concentration. Not when he held Victor’s eyes like prisoners and performed some sort of aerial technique on the pole without looking away. Not even when his entire body turned upside down in the process.

Victor had to reach down and loosen his tie. He hadn’t realized hot it had gotten in the club.

Or maybe it was just atmosphere Yuuri had managed to create.

The music was coming to a finish, and Yuuri ended his performance with a move similar to Biellmann spin where his leg wrapped up and around the pole, and he reached back to hold his ankle in place as he slowly descended in a circular motion until his right foot touched the ground and the music ended at exactly the same time.

Yuuri smiled and gave a bow, his sexy attitude melting away to reveal an adorable face flushed beyond measure.

Several patrons threw their money at him and he bowed twice as he reached for his suit and began shoving the folded bills inside the bundle he’d made.

Victor caught his eye once again and crooked a finger, watching as Yuuri shuffled over to his side. Not breaking eye contact, Victor reached into his pocket and pulled out the roll of notes he’d brought along.

He then carefully and without hesitation, reached for darling Yuuri’s briefs and pulled at the fabric. Hazel eyes went wide when Victor dropped the entire roll inside, and blew a kiss to show how pleased he was.

When Yuuri was gone, Victor cursed to himself. He needed to get more money and he needed to call Chris and tell him that he didn’t need to teach his student anything else.

He also had a problem that needed fixing.

And maybe Chris or Yuuri’s friend would know Yuuri’s social media information.


Yuuri never thought he’d see Victor Nikiforov again. In fact, he’d sort of forgotten about their encounter up until this moment.

This moment where he was standing to the man’s right, wondering how he managed to enter the Grand Prix and make it to the final, without once considering that he and Victor had actually met before. Without considering that they had met while Yuuri was pole-dancing to the very music he used in his Short Program. Without considering that Victor might even remember his face.

None of it. Judging by the smirk Victor Nikiforov was sending his way, he remembered very well, and with Yuuri coming in second place, he was now forced to be right next to the man.

How did one deal with finding out that one of your patrons who slipped you a thousand dollars for a simple dance on a pole, remembered your face and was very happy to see you again? The same patron who happened to be in the same sport as Yuuri and therefore any professionalism between them was pretty much destroyed.

“It’s an honor to be sat next to Yuuri,” Victor said into the microphone, eyeing Yuuri from the corner of his eye. “A man of such talents deserves to be pleased with himself. I certainly am.”

That attractive ass.

Yuuri’s attention was called to a reporter and he tried putting Victor’s words from his mind for the time being.


Hello, Yuuri! ^-^

Who is this?

Victor Nikiforov.

Why do you know my number?

Phichit.

Of course it was Phichit. It was always Phichit.

Yuuri opened up Facebook and sent Phichit a strongly worded message about how displeased he was.

Have fun with Vic! ~-^ 

Yuuri, are you there?

With a sigh, Yuuri decided to give Victor his attention. Phichit would get it later.

Yes. What did you need?

You me and a dip in the hotel pool preferably.

Are you hitting on me?

Obviously. And then maybe you can take me back to your room and demonstrate how limber you are again! ^-^

I don’t know, are you worth it?

^-* You’ll have to find out now, won’t you?

Yuuri’s foot tapped in agitation. Take it or not? Take what was so willingly offered, or not?

Sex with Victor Nikiforov.

Fuck it, he would take it.


A/N: So yeah, I wrote it. Pole Dancers are fucking strong, guys.  Stripping is not a bad thing. It’s a job. A hobby. Something fun. Let’s not attack strippers, because they go through a lot of shiznit.

My other Victuuri fics are HERE.

in between the s p a c e s (saeran x reader)

summary: not everything is meant to be taken at face value.

Rating: 10+ (usual spoilers LOL)

Notes: ugh. This was a lot better in my mind. LOLOL. I am the kind of person who tries to always ask if someone slept well just cuz my mom always asked me before she went crazy and anyway, there’s a bit of a story behind the inspiration behind this fic which is too long for the tags, ahaha. Also, this is me trying and failing at being poetic and eloquent, LOL. I think i described it as abstract and all over the place? Despite that, I hope you guys enjoy it.

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anonymous asked:

things that would be nice: if people stopped acting as if marrying your cousin is just as bad as marrying your brother because it isn't IT'S NOT THE SAME THING! IT IS NOT THE SAME THINGGGGGGG

Cousin marriage has been a Thing in history since ancient Rome and probably much earlier and it’s still very much a Thing in the world. Here’s a map of modern first cousin marriage laws (source):

- the blue parts are where it’s legal. This map, also interesting, shows the frequency of cousin marriages worldwide. MENA countries have the highest percentage of cousin marriages (varying between 20% and 50%). I live in Italy, where civil marriage between first cousins is legal (as in the rest of Europe) yet religious marriage is forbidden by the Catholic Church, still we have a cousin marriage rate between 1% and 4% (honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that there were cousin marriages in my family tree too). Various sources report that at least 10% of marriages worldwide is between first or second cousins. TL;DR; what is considered “incestuous” and “gross” significantly varies from country to country. It’s a cultural thing. (note that in some cultures/areas, it is considered “safer” for a girl to marry a member of her own family versus a stranger.)

As for Westeros, cousin marriage is allowed and not frowned upon. Tywin and Joanna Lannister were first cousins, Rickard and Lyarra Stark were first cousins once removed (Rickard’s grandfather and Lyarra’s father were brothers), Sansa herself was intended by Lysa to marry her first cousin Sweetrobin. And there are other examples. No one is reported to bat an eyelid at these unions.

If anything, the “problem” with Jon/Sansa arises not because they’re cousins, but because they were raised as siblings (the alleged Westermarck effect). However, I’m not sure how much of a problem that would be in-universe since a) asoiaf is basically “pfffft, science”; b) Sansa and Jon were never close as children, Sansa always making a clear distinction between Jon and her *true* siblings; c) the fostering practice makes it quite common in Westeros for people who were raised in the same household to hook up or marry as adults (see: Theon was raised alongside the Starklings and secretly hoped to marry Sansa, Petyr lusted after one of his foster sisters and slept with—then married—the other, etc.). 

Finally, let’s stop acting like “fell in love with my brother, who is actually not my brother” is an unheard thing in fiction, ok?

The 15 Day TFP Challenge!

Welcome Transformers: Prime fans, one and all!

Alright, so I think it’s high time for a good, old-fashioned Transformers challenge event to kick off the new year! Oh, and to keep the tag. So, for the month of January, we shall celebrate the 7th year of Transformers: Prime by activating a 15 Day Transformers Challenge!

They say we got until the 15th to change the tag? Nah, we’re going to show everyone and ourselves that there’s enough of us here to keep the tag going strong. We were given a challenge, told that the only way to preserve TFP is by using a different tag. Well, if Transformers itself is anything to go by, we’re not going down without a fight.

For the first two weeks of January, we’re gonna show our love for this series. With all its faults and flaws, we’re gonna band together and fragging do this! We learned from TFA, we’re not getting this one taken away too.

The challenge will last from January 1st to January 15th! If the demand grows, I’ll created another 16 days of challenges!

These challenges can be responded to by any means you see fit! Make a video, write a post, make a song, draw a comic, do an interpretive dance, anything goes! Get creative!

REMEMBER!! Even if you’re not participating in the challenge, please signal boost this as much as you can! Get it circling around! We need as many fans involved as possible. There’s more of us than we think.

We may not have Sherlock numbers, but we do indeed have numbers. Significant ones. We made the TF5 trailer trend for a day, we can do it again! Don’t lose momentum and don’t give up! 

We can do this!

Now, for the Transformers: Prime 15 Day Challenge:

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So This Is Love? Part 6

Characters : Single!Jensen x Reader x Secret!Actor (not so secret. You will find out who it is at the end.)

* Can I request a fic where the reader is a Disney princess actor at Disney World and she meets JJ and Jensen when they come? I know it’s not very detailed, just a thought I had@anon

A/N: hope you all enjoy this! Let me know what you think? Sorry its so short. 

Warnings: language?

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6

Tag list ; @pulgapelayo18 @nxvakwinchxster @itsemmyb@mellytonellysstuff@5secondsofthewinchesters @summerbummer2001@starswirlblitz @driverpicksthemuusic @abby-ackles @thegirlwiththeimpala@cassjoream @liger26 @raeganr99 @deanwinchester-af @sharenaloveyoux

There you were introducing yourself to the actor you had attraction for. Jensen could feel the jealousy begin to boil within his core. Slightly growing by the second as he watched you smile, and laugh. In all his life, Jealousy was never an issue with Jensen. Mainly because he was an actor himself and understood that people will have crushes and flirt and such, but with you, he couldn’t contain the anger any longer. 

Taking a swig of his drink, he strode over to you, his jaw clenching tightly with only one thing on his mind. You. 

Will couldn’t take his eyes off Jensen’s silhouette. “Shit.” He mumbled to himself. 

Chris glanced behind you, making you turn your head back. Once your eyes met Jensen’s, you felt heat radiate all around your body, pooling in your core. His face was stern, giving a sense of annoyance. 

As he made his way to your side, he forced a smile, trying to hide the jealousy under his mask. “Hey, I’m Jensen.” he reached his hand out, locking his gaze with Chris. 

“Hi. Chris. Nice to meet you.” He muttered, shaking his hand. “Aren’t you the guy from that Supernatural show?”

Jensen nodded, “Yeah, that one show. And sorry, but what do you do?” 

“Oh, I’m an actor too.” Chris smiled. 

Jensen hummed, scrunching his brows. “I don’t think I’ve seen anything of yours.”

You snapped your gaze back at Jensen, shooting him a ‘what are you doing?’ look. But Chris was sweet. Or probably too naive to know he was being made fun of. 

“I’ve been on a few shows and movies. I just played an evil witch on The Vampire Diaries, and now I am finishing shooting for this other show.” 

Jensen let out a long breath, crossing his arms over his chest. “Interesting.” He mumbled. “Sorry man, I’m just so busy with filming and directing and doing all of these cons, I rarely watch tv.” He exclaimed. 

Chris shook his head, a smile forming on his lips. “Don’t worry about it man, I completely understand.” 

Before the conversation could go on, you decided to take matters into your own hands and figure out what the hell was going on with Jensen. “Excuse me, I need to talk to this guy really quick.” You smiled. 

You grabbed Jensen by his arm, and pulled him out of the bar. 

“Aw what was that for? I was just getting to know the guy.” He chuckled. 

You furrowed your brows, looking intently at him. Trying to figure out what kind of game he was playing. Just a few hours ago, he was sweet and funny and even gave you hope again. Something you lost years ago when your ex cheated on you. 

“What are you doing?” You asked. 

He shrugged his shoulders, “I don’t know-” 

“Please don’t be like that. Don’t try to act like nothing is going on. Be honest with me.” You spewed. 

Jensen took in a deep breath, his lips pursing into a straight line as he gulped down his spit. Maybe it was the alcohol, or the jealousy that coursed through him, but he couldn’t bite his tongue for the life of him. 

“I’m jealous, alright? I saw the way you were with him and I just got jealous.” He blurted. 

Your lips parted as you took in a deep breath. His words replaying in your head like a broken record until he spoke up again. 

“I’m not in the right place right now. My divorce was just finalized a week ago, I have a 5 year old daughter who needs me now more than ever, I don’t have time to even think about anyone else at the moment, but for some reason, I can’t stop thinking about you.” He muttered. “The day I met you in Disneyland, I went back to see you again that day but you weren’t there and honestly, I was really bummed out.” 

Listening to everything he was saying, you were at lost for words. The pit of your stomach formed small flutters as your breathing fell at a slow speed. 

“Y/N, I have met over hundreds, maybe even thousands of girls in my life. Beautiful, tall, short, anything you could imagine. And not once have I ever felt this strong for someone.” He exclaimed. Jensen let his words spill out of him, not giving a damn about anything but you in that moment. “I was scared back at the diner. Because I think I’m starting to fall for you.” 

Your breath hitched, and your body tensed at his last words. You were frozen in your stance, locked in his gaze. 

Jensen inched closer, his heart pounding profusely in his chest. Beating rapidly with every small step he took. He stopped once he was closer. His breath hitting against your cheek, making your body grow with chills. 

He swallowed hard, glancing down at your lips, then back to your eyes. “C-Can I-” He paused, his breathing slowed. “Can I kiss you?” He whispered. 

You couldn’t speak, every part of you cemented in its place. You only but nodded, slightly. Giving him permission to feel the warmth of you against him. 

In that moment, he took in a deep breath and collided his lips to yours. 

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Shivers rippled up and down your spine the moment your lips met. His hand caressed your cheek, his thumb gently rubbing the smoothness of your skin. His tongue grazed against yours, tasting you, feeling the curves of your mouth. He felt invincible with you against him. Feeling something ignite in him like he had just taken his first breath. 

The kiss deepened. Your mouths molding together as you broke out of your statue and tangled your hand into his hair. Breathing each other in, pulling him closer. Everything in that very moment felt whole. 

The door swung open and Jared stormed out, along with Paisley by his side. Both you and Jensen pulled apart, heart rate picking up as you glanced at one another then back at your friends. 

“There you two are!” Jared cackled.

“Seriously, I am going to put a leash on you so I can find you.” Paisley spewed. She gripped your wrist and began to pull you back into the bar. Her words slurring as her eyes were glazed. “You need to sing this song with me.” She hiccuped. 

You looked back at Jensen, wishing you could run over to him and kiss him again. But he flashed you a warm smile, making you feel at ease. 

The door shut, and he was no longer visible. 

“Come on Y/N, Stop dragging your feet.” 


After a song or two, you looked around the bar searching for the pair of green candy apple eyes. But for some reason. he was nowhere to be found. 

You then realized, Jared was nowhere to be found either. 

It was strange to say the least, wondering where they could have gone. But you shook it off and made your way to Will. “Hey.” You exhaled, taking a sip of his drink. 

“Hey gorgeous.” He smiled. “I see you are having fun.” 

You shrugged your shoulders, nodding. “Yea, Thanks for making me come out tonight.” 

“Duh, what kind of best friend would I be if I didnt?” 

As the night continued, you stayed close by Will. Laughing and having a great time, or at least tried too. It was hard not to wonder, to think about Jensen. You had one question, Where in the world was he? 

anonymous asked:

*notifications on* :D rfa taking their girlfriend out shopping and try to get her to try on things, especially lingerie? ;)))

a/n i saw someone cosplay as saeyoung and i freaked out but i was too scared to approach them.. >/////< so s/o to that person who was in the park sitting on the stairs looking cute as hell!!

Yoosung

  • he’s excited to go shopping with you like a lil bunny he’s almost jumping up and down
  • also highkey excited because you can wear couple costumes out and he can actually prove to the public he has a gf???
  • can we go to the game shop?? i need to buy an extension pack and some new coupons and-
  • okay okay sure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • he’s holding your hand and when he sees ‘Intimissimi’ from afar he’s starts imagining you in lingerie but slaps himself because no not now
  • but holy shit why are we crossing over to wait MC waiT ARE WE GOING IN OH FUCK
  • clutches ur hand very tight and he stops right outside
  • I’ll wait h-here it’s okay 
  • nope ur coming with me
  • gulps and walks in he’s never been this nervous 
  • oh god i swear to god if my friend pops up i’ll break down crying
  • while you’re looking around he pulls out his phone and just desperately messages the RFA group chat like excuse me guys I need help
  • everyone suddenly logs off - you’re on ur own bud! ;)
  • you tell him to come with you to the changing room and I swear to god he almost faints
  • stutters
  • i-s t-that all-allowed I d-don’t th-think so uh
  • he’s feeling tortured as you try on different underwear and ask him which one he likes best
  • his face is literally as red as the lace you’re wearing as he manages to utter out then you look great
  • walks out the shop sweating and swears that it was the most stressful moment of his life

Zen

  • going shopping together is just a regular thing 
  • picking out outfits for each other is just the norm on saturday afternoons and you both embrace the envious looks you get from people
  • look like those artsy couples
  • he’s fucking l i v i n g when you pull him into ‘Victoria’s Secret
  • YESSSS BITCH
  • probably picking out different lingerie sets with you and even putting them up against your body comparing them
  • looks at the pink mannequins and freaks out because what they look like pink slendermen what??
  • also picks out lots of sweatpants and tops for you because he loves that your ass has the words ‘princess’ on the back
  • wanders through the perfume area and sprays a little too much on himself
  • also sneaks into the changing room with you 
  • makes you show him how the underwear looks on you 
  • but the second you walk out wearing just lingerie he gets all red because wait I wasn’t expecting this
  • his mouth goes dry and he scratches the back of his neck because we gotta get home soon uhh it’s getting dark 
  • okay sure
  • he falls in love with the black lace underwear and you swear see his pupils dilate 
  • before you can do anything he walks into the stall and you’re both kissing and his hand is above your head on the wall while his other hand is on your ass
  • uh zen why do you smell like mango temptation?
  • he has to stop himself and pulls himself before gruffly saying against your lips “we’re buying this one”
  • “but i haven’t tri-
  • “this. one.”
  • as soon as you’ve paid for the underwear he literally drags you out the store grabbing your hand 
  • you pick off where you left off at home and you lil horny children know what it leads to ;)

Jaehee

  • okay but have you seen Jaehee’s body especially her chest area the sisters are literally the size of her head
  • lingerie shopping would make you feel like a mess
  • you’d walk into a really boring underwear shop where they sell normal black and white bras but you end dragging her to ‘Agent Provocateur’ 
  • she’s walking round the store really with pink cheeks and admiring all the pretty designs
  • then she sees the tags and just ???
  • “too expensive for something no one will see”
  • “hey.. I’ll see it? 
  • (…and its 2 for 1)
  • BLUSHES FURIOUSLY 
  • briskly walks to the other end of the store before picking out underwear
  • she doesn’t try them out because she’s too shy :((
  • so you try on some of the underwear and she literally chokes on air
  • well.. you look - you look nice
  • well I think you’d look nice in this navy silk one?
  • she hesitates before taking the underwear from your hand because god damn are the patterns so pretty??
  • she doesn’t step out the changing room and calls you in 
  • but for some reason she’s staring at herself in the mirror with her hair down and looking a little disappointed
  • but you are SHOOK
  • you stand there gaping and she covers up herself with her hands blushing before shunning you out
  • literally speechless because she has suCH A NICE BODY WHY ARE YOU HIDING IT 
  • leaves the shop with a little smile plastered on her face and whenever she needs a little confidence boost she wears the lingerie because she always remembers your reaction
  • and every time she gets a lil red and smirks to herself
  • i can also her imagine her getting a little dom when she wears the lingerie because she feels 100x sexier 
  • (dead)

Jumin

  • did you mean lace kink boy?
  • you force him to go shopping with you because you want to see his reaction to the shop Ann Summers
  • well … sounds like a book shop
  • yep thats 100% what it is
  • he doesn’t understand why until he gets there and holy shit
  • you can see him tense up and he holds your shoulder tightly before giving you that look 
  • the poor trust find kiddo is looking around and he shoves his hands in his pockets looking uninterested but he’s imagining you in those thigh highs and FUCK NO NOT NOW
  • when asking for his opinion between a few lingerie sets he just shrugs before saying “all of them”
  • “hey.. I can’t afford all of them”
  • “I can.”
  • well.. okay then…
  • you take him to the changing room and he gives you another look and you know you’re fucked (literally) when you get home
  • trying on the white lace bra with the little pink bows and the matching thigh highs you grin as you imagine his reaction (muhaha c:<)
  • he’s waiting outside the stall before you tell him to come in and he just opens the door and freezes
  • you motherfucker…
  • physically has to stop himself from taking you right there and then as you see him clench his jaw and look away
  • “why… why are you doing this?”
  • its fun lmao
  • you pull him in to the stall fully and grab his tie until his face is inches away from yours and he’s breathing a lot faster than usual
  • for the first time ever you’re in control 
  • so you push him out the changing room and he staggers back dazed at how he just got dominated
  • but not for long as he buys over 50 sets of lingerie and takes you home and bOYY 
  • you’re screwed (again i mean.. literally)

Saeyoung

  • he’s not innocent at all (my sadist childbut gets flustered super easily - does that make sense?? (no? okay)
  • when you guys somehow manage leave your house you’re planning on getting ice cream when you see ‘Boux Avenue’ 
  • you look up at Saeyoung and he’s staring into the shop before shaking his head and shutting his eyes before turning away
  • feeling mischievous you walk into the shop because - payback 
  • hey wait no what are you doing?
  • ..buying lingerie
  • but - but ice cream?
  • he walks in with you but he’s staring at the floor because the second he imagines you in the lingerie he knows he’s finished
  • tries to distract himself by taking out his phone but you grab it off him and he’s red as his hair
  • hey.. we can order .. these.. things.. online right?
  • but you ignore him and continue picking out different sets and he’s just clenching his fist while looking at things like socks or something
  • why- why don’t you buy these socks.. they’re cute?
  • trying you’re on the lingerie he’s so nervous 
  • he’s twiddling his thumbs or just doing anything so that he can leave the shop and breathe again
  • while changing you have a sly thought and call him in to clasp your pale pink bra from the back
  • lol he ded
  • you feel his hands shaking when he clasps it together and lingers in the stall for a little longer before catching your eye in the mirror and looks down embarrassed aw
  • you buy the pale pink set before going to the ice cream shop and for the whole time you notice him zoning out a lot and glancing at the bag
  • “Saeyoung..?”
  • “huh oh yeah hello what were you saying?”
  • so when you return home you surprise him from behind only wearing your pink underwear and he gladly takes you into the privacy of your bedroom
  • oh and he punishes you for teasing him ofc - like i said… my sadist child will take out his frustrations on you
  • bonus: him wearing the same pink lingerie set when cosplaying a maid and posing like VS model and you dying with laughter