because it's just the funniest thing ever

Things my friends have said about Hamilton

“You know you can’t rap guns and ships, why are you-aaand she’s doing it.”

“Can we just listen to say no to this again, I love Maria’s voice.”

“sHUT UP ABOUT HAMILTON. I DON’T CARE ABOUT HIM, OKAY.”

“Why are you crying? Oh my god, I swear if you’re crying over Philip Hamilton again-”

*unintelligible noise upon hearing opening for It’s Quiet Uptown*

“Honestly, Eliza deserved so much better.”

“yES ANGELICA DRAG HIS ASS.”

“And I’m never gonna stop until I ahgjhgskawkfdhsdlhsdj. Crap. Uh. I’m no Daveed Diggs.”

“Alexander Hamilton did not die for this shit.”

“I relate to Alex so much, because I never shut up either.”

“I wanna be an Eliza. But I think I’m just a Peggy. Oh my god, am I a Peggy?”

“What do you mean I can’t sing Burr’s part and Peggy’s part?”

“Okay, but am I more Eliza or Angelica?”

“Okay, so if you usually sing Alex, Angelica, and Burr, and I usually sing Eliza, Maria, and Philip…I’m your son, but I’m also married to you, and you cheated on me with myself. You’re also my sister. Uh, let’s not read too much into that?”

“Wow, Alex, that’s pretty gay.”

otayuri friends please PLEASE read this fic because it’s the funniest freaking thing i’ve ever god damn read. it focuses on their friendship and just them hanging out and its utterly ridiculous and silly and sweet and Yuri’s inner monologues and personalities are a riot

If you know the writer’s tumblr plEASE LET ME KNOW SO I CAN TELL THEM HOW MUCH I LOVE IT

you guys im SO hungover still but listen, there is only one way “elain uses the bond to manipulate lucien” goes

  • nobody asks her to do it. she’s just tired of feeling like she’s not contributing, tired of everyone treating her like she’s too delicate and sweet to do the kind of awful, ruthless work the rest of them do. 
  • and also it’s pretty clear that everyone’s feeling about lucien are mixed at best, so she tells herself–it’s okay, he’s probably not that good of a guy anyway, he’s the enemy, it’s okay, it’s okay–
  • her gut tells her otherwise, of course, but she talks herself into it.
  • she gets there and she’s all smiles and flirty arm touches and doe eyes
  • (and lucien… if he doesn’t see through it, he can tell something’s seriously wrong, but she’s here and she’s his mate so even if he’s wary as hell he’s still going to talk to her)
  • this lasts a maximum of twenty three minutes before Elain bursts into tears midsentence and she starts crying im sorry, i can’t do it, i’m sorry, you don’t deserve this, I just wanted to help feyre, i’m so sorry
  • like, guys, lucien is so sad and he has been hurt so many times. manipulating him is like kicking a puppy. I don’t think Elain would go through with it regardless because that’s just not her, but once she’s next to him, once she feels him through the bond and gets even the faintest idea of how much he’s already suffered, game over.
  • Lucien can’t find it in himself to be upset, or even disappointed, honestly. he wants to be hurt, should feel hurt, at the deception, but fuck, there’s so obviously not a malicious bone in her body that all he feels is pity and a sort of directionless anger–not towards elain, but towards the circumstances that made this poor sweet kid feel like she had to turn herself into a monster.
  • Lucien soothes her as best he can, assures her he’s not mad, that he understands. Elain keeps apologizing and can’t stop crying, and Lucien resorts to making dumb jokes to put her at ease.
  • Which just makes Elain cry harder, because he’s being so nice and sweet when she tried to do something awful to him, and–
  • Listen. it’s a mess. Lucien starts crying too a little bit. all the pent up emotions and anxieties about the bond and each other get released in ugly cry-laughter and then Elain gets the hiccups and her whole body convulses with each one and it’s the funniest thing lucien has ever seen in his life.
  • at long last it all works its way out of their system and they’re teary and wrung out, a strange and fragile comfort between them now
  • and elain, because her entire coming here was predicated on the lie that just spectacularly imploded, asks, “What do we do now?”
  • Lucien says, “I think we should be on the same team.”
  • “I’d like that.”
  • and from then on they are

anonymous asked:

Just found out that Jeff Kaplan confirmed a while back that Junkrat blew off his leg with one of his bombs and thought it was the funniest thing ever... also he's planning on making a spin-off to Junkrat and Roadhog's story soon. It's not like a serious and meaningful cinematic because he said these guys were really stupid. The OverWatch team calls them "dingbats". I'm more excited than ever!

((  I don’t usually keep up with or pay attention to when things like this are mentioned, but I’m just gonna take your word for it and be happy too. :)  ))

ARMY and OTPs
  • Taken from personal experience.
  • YoonMin Shippers: very sweet very nice very lovely like I have no bad words for these people how are they so nice literally all fics of their otp is angst angst angst how are you not rolling in rage
  • TaeKook Shippers: very dirty but try to be low key about it but then just blow up with all the bottled up thirst and go on kinky one shot rampages but also really weird in the best way possible
  • NamJin: calm as fuck, secure with their ship like really mature and idk why, I respect you but I don't understand you
  • VHope: oh my god dirtiest people you'll ever meet but they have 0 shame, yeah they read that one shot of v calling Hobi daddy while being fucked in a public restroom with Jungkook in the next stall and they're proud of it
  • YoonSeok: super laid back when expressing their love for this ship their tags are either 'oh they're so cute' or 'omg they looked at each other' idk how you survive because I rarely see any quality YoonSeok shit so I give you props for sticking to your guns
  • JiHope: you're either a sadist or the sweetest cinnamon roll because I've seen you guys blushing and getting flustered over Jimin just grazing Hobis thigh but then going off into your own fantasy of 50 shades of JiHope, some of ya'll are nasty.
  • JiKook: idk why but most people I've met that ship JiKook hard also ship Jimin with everyone like they want a BTS sandwich with Jimin in the middle but at the same time they're very loving and pretty much adore their ship but say anything about "lol Jungkook ignores Jimin he hates him" and they'll be serving your head for dinner
  • VMin: oh man these guys are the funniest, they can be dirty but it mostly consists of pervy jokes and their favourite moments between their ship are when the two are bickering or jokingly insulting each other they're down for pretty much anything
  • TaeJin: Kinky af and it scares me how quick you can go from sweet to horny
  • JinKook: you guys are cute af, sure you can be nasty like the rest but you're genuinely happy just watching Jin dote over Jungkook and it's the sweetest thing ever and you deserve every ship moment that happens because you guys are the real cinnamon roll

i started thinking about vixx au’s most of them are hotmess and involve drinking ken’s has mentions of blood/fights and hyuk’s is like mild nsfw idk just take them off my hands u guys  

  • au where you meet high fashion designer hakyeon at a celebration party for his debut collection because you’re one of the bartenders on duty at the club he and his friends chose. you think he’s absolutely stunning so when he orders a drink from you you accidentally end up over-pouring the cup and making an embarrassment out of yourself. his friends laugh but hakyeon just watches you and once you give him the drink you run to the other end of the bar to save face. for some reason everytime you look up you catch hakyeon from across the room illuminated by the clubs neon lights staring at you over his drink. you think he’s just probably making fun of you because of your clumsiness but like as his friends get more intoxicated and like passout in the back or wander off with girls hakyeon comes up to the bar again and asks you if you’ve ever modeled before. you sorta get nervous because wow he’s gorgeous but also you don’t know why he’s asking you that so you timidly shake your head and he slips you a card with his name on it and you’re like wait - you’re a designer??? and he’s like when i see someone beautiful im inspired and he just sorta lets his fingers linger on your wrist and he leans over the bars counter to like fix a strand of your hair before telling you to call him and he disappears into the crowd and you’re like,,,,holy frick
  • au where ken gets into a nasty fight on the streets with some drunken asshole and he’s getting his ass kicked and you’re just like walking down the street with the ice-cream you bought from the 24/7 gas station and then you see this dude like getting pummeled and you’re like i should not get involved but then u have like a conscience and so you start running towards the two fighting dudes and you scream like there’s a fire and the one beating the other one up makes a run for it or something like work with me here and you like squat down next to ken whose all bruised and bloody and he’s like “f-fire??” and you’re like “i lied, can you feel your face bro???” and he starts LAUGHINg like getting your ass kicked in the middle of the night is the funniest thing ever and you like shrug off your hoodie and let him use it to stop the blessing from his nose and he’s like “yo thanks so much” and you’re like “its chill why were you fighting that guy??” and ken just shrugs like “he said that my hair was ugly so i had to argue because like look at my hair it’s gr8″ and u touch it like yeah its soft and ken’s like im gonna get off the floor now and when he gets up ur like frick he’s tall and ok wow cute???? even with u know blood all over his face lmfao this is how u 2 meet 
  • au where leo and you work at some boring business firm but the ceo decides everyone is going to dinner and then karaoke and u and leo are like shit we wanted to go home early but ofc u have to go so like u two sit next to each other at the table at dinner and the boss is getting drunk and then before you know it everyones ordering rounds and you’re getting dizzy and leo is undoing his tie and then once u all stumble into the little karaoke place someone looked up on their phone you notice how small the room is and there’s like 20 people in this room and you have nowhere to sit and then like out OF NOwhERE leo just pulls you into his lap and ur like !!!!!! and he’s like drunk his head falls into the crook of your neck and he’s like “its loud let me stay here you’re warm” and ur like ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, is drunk leo cuddly leo and u find out that yes. YES he is. bonus: the ceo sees you two and makes fun of u for being a couple the next day at work and leo gets super red in the face
  • au where you’re an extra for one of hongbin’s drama filmings and when the filming ends everyone goes out because the director is paying for chicken and like u can have chicken without beer and hongbin has ONE beer but his tolerance level is as shallow as a puddles so at the end hongbin who is tired and tipsy accidentally mistakes you for his manager because ur wearing the same jacket and he’s like “can u take me home” and you’re like “your manager is over there” but he refuses to believe you and he’s just like insisting ur his manager and he steps close and is just like its cold,,,,take me to the car,,,, and he has hazy eyes and he looks up at you like “u got a lot prettier ,,,,,,,  u know that?” and ur like oh my god im not ur manager but also hongbin just called you pretty and he’s like suddenly trying to like put his arms around you for a hug because he’s cold and whiny and ur like ok i will hug u buT I am NOT UR manaGER 
  • au where ravi is a tattoo designer and you come in tipsy with your friend giggling and your friend is like “they want a heart on their hip” and ravi is looking at you like “are you sure, you look like you’ve drank a bit” and you’re like “i AM  sober” (you’re not) and you slam down cash on the counter like “one heart tattoo” and your friend is like cheering you on and ravi is like this is a bad idea so he like carefully takes your hand and leads you to the back where he does the tattoos but while you sit in the chair he’s just like “listen, a tattoo is a lifelong thing. you don’t wanna wake up regretting it” and you’re like looking at him with a smile like “i won’t! especially if it’s a tattoo done by someone cute like you” and ravi just,,,,his heart skips a beat but he’s also sweating because he should probably talk you out of this but tbh he shows you the needle and you’re like WAIT no ….. nvm and he’s like ok thank god but ur also like can i sleep in this chair it’s comfy and i feel all tired and he’s like “i don’t think-” but ur dozing off and one) u look cute all sleepy ur mouth a little open and two) ravi is too soft to wake u up so he goes out and tells ur friend u fell asleep and he’s like ??? should i carry them out if u call a taxi and the friends like good idea and u know he comes back and sorta shyly like hoists you up into his arms and ok wow ur so pretty close up but he’s like can’t think about that as he walks out with u and tbh this friend in this au is me and im taking a photo secretly of him holding u like that so when u sober up i can be like u should go back to see this cute tattoo artist look yall look so cute im a little shit what can i say
  • au where hyuk thinks playing strip poker is the best idea he’s ever had and tbh you refuse until after hyuk and u like open up a bottle of wine and from then on in you’re all for it and at first it’s funny because his shirt comes off, you take off your socks, he takes off his rings and then u like shrug off ur sweater but like the more u play the less clothes there is and hyuk is honestly competitive but at this point screw the game he just throws his cards over his shoulder knock over the bottle with the wine and like tackles u to the carpet and is like “u look hot this was the best idea ever” and ur like ok u look hot too let’s do this lmfao

anonymous asked:

Lo,I just can't get over the look on Robert's face in the pictures for next week he looks so happy,I laugh everytime I see them and Aaron has a grin on his face in one of the pictures,they're brilliant. The fact that we will see Robron in a field destroying the cannabis is the funniest thing ever,I'm so excited for these episode they're going to be brilliant and the fact the revenge on Ross is because he humiliated Robert's beautiful husband makes it even better,don't mess with Robron

ITS SO EXCITING ANON i’m so here for them teaming up to fuck over ross a little

and like, aaron and ross have this history of being frenemies and aaron served time because of ross

and robert and ross are trapped in this never ending loop of fucking each other over in illegal ways so they can never turn one another in, they can only continue to mess with each other

and they all always have great scenes together because the dynamics are so interesting and robron get to work as a team and it’s all sort of absurd and amazing and 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 i’m excited

takomea  asked:

i just found out about this anti list thing, im seeing it everywhere, and honestly its one of the funniest fucking things i think i have ever seen

Honestly, it is hilarious because now everyone wants to be on the list.

slenderlock  asked:

ok but bucky wakes up and hes like "...how long has it been" and steve says "twenty minutes" and hes like gdi steve- and steve wakes him up like every few days to check in and say hi and show him stupid shit from the internet- and so he gets in the habit now every time he wakes up he goes "wHAT" (1/2)

and then one time he wakes up and hes like “WHAT” and its t'challa. and t'challa’s hair is white. and bucky freezes and says “how long” and t'challa says “sixteen years” and bucky feels something in his throat and knows, he knows something happened, he doesnt ask after steve because he doesn’t want to know (2/3)

and t'challas like “just kidding” (in his amazing accent ofc) “it has only been six months, i would like to show you a new model for your arm” and buckys like wtf wTF and t'challa shows him the empty box of hair bleach and steve comes out laughing like its the funniest thing he’s ever seen(3/3)

THAT’S THE FUCKING CUTEST SLASH MEANEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

aj-2000  asked:

I just wanna start by saying I love your blog, it's the funniest thing ever, when I have a bad day I go to your blog for a laugh. my question is: if you could have a character from teen wolf dead or alive come back in season 5b who'd it be and why?

Originally posted by marilynmay

I WOULD SELL MY FUCKING SOUL TO GET ALLISON ARGENT BACK

because i miiiissss her

and because i miss what the show used to be like when she was on it

anonymous asked:

Ok. This headcanon just came to mind and I need to tell you guys. So Saeran would be the kind of guy to read a lot of books/silently play video games. Mc likes to bug him and eventually, he would just gently set down the book/game and say no. The reason he said no, was to get MC to pout. Once she was pouting he'd boop her on the nose and tell her that he was just kidding. MC would scrunch up her nose and Saeran thinks it's the funniest thing ever. It's one of the few ways to make him laugh.

oh no this is really cute and perfect (●´ω`●)

now I can’t stop smiling because of this

☆Admin Destin

tbh i think the funniest thing about dragon age is that in origins, you had health poultices that the characters would just knock back to regain health… but then, in da2 and dai, you have health potions instead. why the sudden change? because poultices arent supposed to be ingested, theyre supposed to be applied to your skin. so i like to imagine bioware having an “oh shit” moment and fixing that for da2, but whats even better about this is that theres a joke about the same mistake in dai during a conversation with iron bull and its my favorite thing ever

anonymous asked:

What's with the Josh explanation!!! That's not a thing. I don't think anyone in the face of this earth has ever done that. I just can't right now with this show... i honestly think the show is going to lose a lot of viewers after this ep. It's unfortunate because i see this show the way you do, but a lot of casual viewers are gonna be like, "what the!?! all the drama for this"

The funniest part is when he says Maya wanted to know Lucas how Riley knew him and he implies they’ve had the same experiences with him. If that were the case, Maya would’ve made him a veterinarian in her movie. 😂 Also kinda interesting that he used “cared about” in light of Texas 1&2 and the Fish concept that there’s a right way to care about someone…implying that there’s also a wrong way…

http://theowldetective.tumblr.com/post/147672207346/can-we-talk-about-how-ski-lodge-1-actually-made-it

I’m going to start calling Cal “calum chowder’ because I just made it up and I think its the funniest thing ever

anonymous asked:

Please explain this whole dress fiasco to me. I'm so confused.

HO HO HO ALRIGHT THEN. ok anon so here’s how it is:

swiked​ made a post asking what color this dress is:

click here for a link to the post

It’s the weirdest thing every because sometimes I see blue with black lace and sometimes its white with gold lace which is the weirdest fucking thing ever. It looked white when I saw it on my dash but now I see it differently. If you tilt your computer screen forward it looks darker, and thus more blue and black.

Nevertheless, the dress was confirmed to be blue with black lace. It has to do with the lighting of the picture above that’s messing with people’s eyes.

People are getting really heated about it but I think it’s the funniest thing ever. I just watched a post go from 500 to 70,000 notes, it’s like witnessing birth but also the death of tumblr. Is this the knew bagged milk? We will never know…