because it's just the funniest thing ever

Things my friends have said about Hamilton

“You know you can’t rap guns and ships, why are you-aaand she’s doing it.”

“Can we just listen to say no to this again, I love Maria’s voice.”

“sHUT UP ABOUT HAMILTON. I DON’T CARE ABOUT HIM, OKAY.”

“Why are you crying? Oh my god, I swear if you’re crying over Philip Hamilton again-”

*unintelligible noise upon hearing opening for It’s Quiet Uptown*

“Honestly, Eliza deserved so much better.”

“yES ANGELICA DRAG HIS ASS.”

“And I’m never gonna stop until I ahgjhgskawkfdhsdlhsdj. Crap. Uh. I’m no Daveed Diggs.”

“Alexander Hamilton did not die for this shit.”

“I relate to Alex so much, because I never shut up either.”

“I wanna be an Eliza. But I think I’m just a Peggy. Oh my god, am I a Peggy?”

“What do you mean I can’t sing Burr’s part and Peggy’s part?”

“Okay, but am I more Eliza or Angelica?”

“Okay, so if you usually sing Alex, Angelica, and Burr, and I usually sing Eliza, Maria, and Philip…I’m your son, but I’m also married to you, and you cheated on me with myself. You’re also my sister. Uh, let’s not read too much into that?”

“Wow, Alex, that’s pretty gay.”

otayuri friends please PLEASE read this fic because it’s the funniest freaking thing i’ve ever god damn read. it focuses on their friendship and just them hanging out and its utterly ridiculous and silly and sweet and Yuri’s inner monologues and personalities are a riot

If you know the writer’s tumblr plEASE LET ME KNOW SO I CAN TELL THEM HOW MUCH I LOVE IT

temmiemo-no-mae  asked:

The funniest thing about pandas is that they're literally biologically carnivores with the sharp teeth and everything but they're so fucking lazy that they just decided to eat plants because it's easier and they're dying off cuz they're too fucking lazy to even fricc

ok i know ive been talking shit about pandas for what feels like hours now but thats the most relatable an animal has ever been 

anonymous asked:

Just found out that Jeff Kaplan confirmed a while back that Junkrat blew off his leg with one of his bombs and thought it was the funniest thing ever... also he's planning on making a spin-off to Junkrat and Roadhog's story soon. It's not like a serious and meaningful cinematic because he said these guys were really stupid. The OverWatch team calls them "dingbats". I'm more excited than ever!

((  I don’t usually keep up with or pay attention to when things like this are mentioned, but I’m just gonna take your word for it and be happy too. :)  ))

you guys im SO hungover still but listen, there is only one way “elain uses the bond to manipulate lucien” goes

  • nobody asks her to do it. she’s just tired of feeling like she’s not contributing, tired of everyone treating her like she’s too delicate and sweet to do the kind of awful, ruthless work the rest of them do. 
  • and also it’s pretty clear that everyone’s feeling about lucien are mixed at best, so she tells herself–it’s okay, he’s probably not that good of a guy anyway, he’s the enemy, it’s okay, it’s okay–
  • her gut tells her otherwise, of course, but she talks herself into it.
  • she gets there and she’s all smiles and flirty arm touches and doe eyes
  • (and lucien… if he doesn’t see through it, he can tell something’s seriously wrong, but she’s here and she’s his mate so even if he’s wary as hell he’s still going to talk to her)
  • this lasts a maximum of twenty three minutes before Elain bursts into tears midsentence and she starts crying im sorry, i can’t do it, i’m sorry, you don’t deserve this, I just wanted to help feyre, i’m so sorry
  • like, guys, lucien is so sad and he has been hurt so many times. manipulating him is like kicking a puppy. I don’t think Elain would go through with it regardless because that’s just not her, but once she’s next to him, once she feels him through the bond and gets even the faintest idea of how much he’s already suffered, game over.
  • Lucien can’t find it in himself to be upset, or even disappointed, honestly. he wants to be hurt, should feel hurt, at the deception, but fuck, there’s so obviously not a malicious bone in her body that all he feels is pity and a sort of directionless anger–not towards elain, but towards the circumstances that made this poor sweet kid feel like she had to turn herself into a monster.
  • Lucien soothes her as best he can, assures her he’s not mad, that he understands. Elain keeps apologizing and can’t stop crying, and Lucien resorts to making dumb jokes to put her at ease.
  • Which just makes Elain cry harder, because he’s being so nice and sweet when she tried to do something awful to him, and–
  • Listen. it’s a mess. Lucien starts crying too a little bit. all the pent up emotions and anxieties about the bond and each other get released in ugly cry-laughter and then Elain gets the hiccups and her whole body convulses with each one and it’s the funniest thing lucien has ever seen in his life.
  • at long last it all works its way out of their system and they’re teary and wrung out, a strange and fragile comfort between them now
  • and elain, because her entire coming here was predicated on the lie that just spectacularly imploded, asks, “What do we do now?”
  • Lucien says, “I think we should be on the same team.”
  • “I’d like that.”
  • and from then on they are

sunstarmonster  asked:

Heey! Can I get some headcanons for what some characters would be like with their S/O's drunk? Like they are drunk, not the S/O. I'm thinking Konohamaru, Shino, Gai, Lee, annnnndddd...... Gaara. I just wanna see what you come up with! Thanks mod!

hiii friend!! i hope youre doing well and that you enjoy this request

Konohamaru will be aged up in this, and he always will be for future reference. I do not promote pedophilia or underage relationships in anyway. 

Konohamaru

  • He is a fucking trip when drunk. He is loud and lowkey obnoxious. He knows not when to keep messing with people though.
  • His S/O has to fight to get him to leave the bar, or stop drinking if at home, and go to bed. He is so stubborn smh 
  • Konohamaru acts like a baby the next day, complaining about his hangover its funny. His S/O is always like “you’re the one that did this to yourself, sorry babe.” 
  • He doesn’t really cause too much other trouble for his S/O, he is still pretty well mannered. 

Shino

  • Shino drunk is the funniest thing ever. He comes out his lil shell and is so sociable suddenly??? 
  • He gets super flirty oh my god. He just flirts with his S/O all night long until he goes to bed. 
  • “Are you a sea lion? Because I want to sea you lion in my bed later.” “Shino shut up, please.” 
  • Other than being really flirty Shino isn’t horrible to be around when he’s drunk. He’s definietly interesting. 

Gai

  • Gai drunk is the best thing ever. He is stumbling everywhere, claiming that he is going to defeat Kakashi in the next battle. 
  • He is just a hassle to get home, because he is stumbling, and he keeps getting distracted. 
  • Gai also suddenly starts telling really long pointless stories when drunk??? 
  • 10/10 recommend telling Kakashi to carry Gai home so you don’t have to. He snores too smh.

Lee  

  • Lee is so cute when drunk. It’s a rare sight, but when he is drunk he just becomes a cute little ball of sunshine. 
  • He is really well behaved if that makes sense?? 
  • Like he doesn’t give anyone a hard time or anything, he is just so happy and !! 
  • 10/10 recommend a drunk Lee 

Gaara 

  • Gaara rarely drinks, let alone get drunk, so when he does he is always at home probably with Kankuro and Shikamaru. 
  • He isn’t as reserved, he is very touchy too. 
  • Gaara likes to just lay on his S/O and have them play with his hair when he’s drunk. 
  • He is so cute, protect our little bean 

anonymous asked:

Hi, Amy. I got a 66 on the test I had today. Can you say something to make me feel better?

  • Tim Drake once attempted to moonwalk out of an awkward conversation, misjudged the distance to the door, banged into a wall instead, fell over, bounced off a couch, and cracked his phone screen. In front of Damian.
  • Dick has caught Jason napping inside the manor a grand total of seven times in the past year. The have an unspoken agreement not to talk about it. The last time it happened, Jason was sleeping on the top shelf of the linen closet. Dick doesn’t really understand the choice, but you know what? He respects it. He really does.
  • It’s traditional for every Robin to give Barbara an item of bird-themed jewelry (necklace, ring, earrings, necklace, bracelet respectively). She wears all of them on rotation.
  • There’s a secret compartment in the Wayne Manor pantry– since every single child has discovered it on their own, they all assume that the others don’t know about it. They are mistaken. Actually, Tim did recently catch Damian stashing extra cinnamon rolls in the compartment, but he can’t say anything about it. He was only there in the first place because he was trying to hide a tub of guacamole. 
  • Steph and Cass once spent an entire night following Bruce around on patrol, narrating documentary style. Seeing as they were careful not to say anything that would compromise identities, they could put it online if they wanted to. Stephanie has decided that she will, the next time Bruce pisses her off. 
  • Batfamily members frequently test run new disguises by trying to slip them past other family members. One memorable night, Dick and Tim both came to a party in disguise, had a full conversation, and didn’t recognize each other. Side note: both of them told Damian their plan separately, before the party, and it remains to this day the funniest thing he’s ever seen in his life. (Father Father Father come here you have to see this.)
  • The reason Damian never high-fives Jason back is because Jason’s hand is always a little too high up for Damian to reach. And he’s pretty sure jumping for it would be undignified.

i started thinking about vixx au’s most of them are hotmess and involve drinking ken’s has mentions of blood/fights and hyuk’s is like mild nsfw idk just take them off my hands u guys  

  • au where you meet high fashion designer hakyeon at a celebration party for his debut collection because you’re one of the bartenders on duty at the club he and his friends chose. you think he’s absolutely stunning so when he orders a drink from you you accidentally end up over-pouring the cup and making an embarrassment out of yourself. his friends laugh but hakyeon just watches you and once you give him the drink you run to the other end of the bar to save face. for some reason everytime you look up you catch hakyeon from across the room illuminated by the clubs neon lights staring at you over his drink. you think he’s just probably making fun of you because of your clumsiness but like as his friends get more intoxicated and like passout in the back or wander off with girls hakyeon comes up to the bar again and asks you if you’ve ever modeled before. you sorta get nervous because wow he’s gorgeous but also you don’t know why he’s asking you that so you timidly shake your head and he slips you a card with his name on it and you’re like wait - you’re a designer??? and he’s like when i see someone beautiful im inspired and he just sorta lets his fingers linger on your wrist and he leans over the bars counter to like fix a strand of your hair before telling you to call him and he disappears into the crowd and you’re like,,,,holy frick
  • au where ken gets into a nasty fight on the streets with some drunken asshole and he’s getting his ass kicked and you’re just like walking down the street with the ice-cream you bought from the 24/7 gas station and then you see this dude like getting pummeled and you’re like i should not get involved but then u have like a conscience and so you start running towards the two fighting dudes and you scream like there’s a fire and the one beating the other one up makes a run for it or something like work with me here and you like squat down next to ken whose all bruised and bloody and he’s like “f-fire??” and you’re like “i lied, can you feel your face bro???” and he starts LAUGHINg like getting your ass kicked in the middle of the night is the funniest thing ever and you like shrug off your hoodie and let him use it to stop the blessing from his nose and he’s like “yo thanks so much” and you’re like “its chill why were you fighting that guy??” and ken just shrugs like “he said that my hair was ugly so i had to argue because like look at my hair it’s gr8″ and u touch it like yeah its soft and ken’s like im gonna get off the floor now and when he gets up ur like frick he’s tall and ok wow cute???? even with u know blood all over his face lmfao this is how u 2 meet 
  • au where leo and you work at some boring business firm but the ceo decides everyone is going to dinner and then karaoke and u and leo are like shit we wanted to go home early but ofc u have to go so like u two sit next to each other at the table at dinner and the boss is getting drunk and then before you know it everyones ordering rounds and you’re getting dizzy and leo is undoing his tie and then once u all stumble into the little karaoke place someone looked up on their phone you notice how small the room is and there’s like 20 people in this room and you have nowhere to sit and then like out OF NOwhERE leo just pulls you into his lap and ur like !!!!!! and he’s like drunk his head falls into the crook of your neck and he’s like “its loud let me stay here you’re warm” and ur like ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, is drunk leo cuddly leo and u find out that yes. YES he is. bonus: the ceo sees you two and makes fun of u for being a couple the next day at work and leo gets super red in the face
  • au where you’re an extra for one of hongbin’s drama filmings and when the filming ends everyone goes out because the director is paying for chicken and like u can have chicken without beer and hongbin has ONE beer but his tolerance level is as shallow as a puddles so at the end hongbin who is tired and tipsy accidentally mistakes you for his manager because ur wearing the same jacket and he’s like “can u take me home” and you’re like “your manager is over there” but he refuses to believe you and he’s just like insisting ur his manager and he steps close and is just like its cold,,,,take me to the car,,,, and he has hazy eyes and he looks up at you like “u got a lot prettier ,,,,,,,  u know that?” and ur like oh my god im not ur manager but also hongbin just called you pretty and he’s like suddenly trying to like put his arms around you for a hug because he’s cold and whiny and ur like ok i will hug u buT I am NOT UR manaGER 
  • au where ravi is a tattoo designer and you come in tipsy with your friend giggling and your friend is like “they want a heart on their hip” and ravi is looking at you like “are you sure, you look like you’ve drank a bit” and you’re like “i AM  sober” (you’re not) and you slam down cash on the counter like “one heart tattoo” and your friend is like cheering you on and ravi is like this is a bad idea so he like carefully takes your hand and leads you to the back where he does the tattoos but while you sit in the chair he’s just like “listen, a tattoo is a lifelong thing. you don’t wanna wake up regretting it” and you’re like looking at him with a smile like “i won’t! especially if it’s a tattoo done by someone cute like you” and ravi just,,,,his heart skips a beat but he’s also sweating because he should probably talk you out of this but tbh he shows you the needle and you’re like WAIT no ….. nvm and he’s like ok thank god but ur also like can i sleep in this chair it’s comfy and i feel all tired and he’s like “i don’t think-” but ur dozing off and one) u look cute all sleepy ur mouth a little open and two) ravi is too soft to wake u up so he goes out and tells ur friend u fell asleep and he’s like ??? should i carry them out if u call a taxi and the friends like good idea and u know he comes back and sorta shyly like hoists you up into his arms and ok wow ur so pretty close up but he’s like can’t think about that as he walks out with u and tbh this friend in this au is me and im taking a photo secretly of him holding u like that so when u sober up i can be like u should go back to see this cute tattoo artist look yall look so cute im a little shit what can i say
  • au where hyuk thinks playing strip poker is the best idea he’s ever had and tbh you refuse until after hyuk and u like open up a bottle of wine and from then on in you’re all for it and at first it’s funny because his shirt comes off, you take off your socks, he takes off his rings and then u like shrug off ur sweater but like the more u play the less clothes there is and hyuk is honestly competitive but at this point screw the game he just throws his cards over his shoulder knock over the bottle with the wine and like tackles u to the carpet and is like “u look hot this was the best idea ever” and ur like ok u look hot too let’s do this lmfao
dadgang6: wonpil

a/n: the short summary/rules of this are here! thank you @raameme for being the first to suggest this series!! this is going to be a fluff fest with mentions of them explaining the birds and bees, kids asking them about their dating lives, and kids questioning growing up with a single dad! again, this is unedited so i apologize in advance!!!!

JAE | SUNGJIN | YOUNG K | WONPIL | DOWOON

  • i know wonpil is my bias,,,,,, but i’m only doing him first so we can start off really lighthearted and just LOL (listen i knew he couldn’t cook before the vlive so that’s why i wanted the kids to be 5-7 instead of toddlers)
  • dad ranking is #5 because he’s gonna be a mESS™ like he can barely take care of himself and somehow he was given a child 
  • well not a completely bad dad but dad that doesn’t know how to dad
  • the favorite dad out of the kids tho bc he plays with them at their level, likes to order takeout the most, and makes them all laugh easily bc his kindergarten teacher voice turns incredibly sarcastic once they’re all comfortable with each other (the others hate it LOL)
  • his role in the dad gang is the babysitter!! aka everyone dumps their kids at his place whenever they need/want to go out/have a dad night!!

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ARMY and OTPs
  • Taken from personal experience.
  • YoonMin Shippers: very sweet very nice very lovely like I have no bad words for these people how are they so nice literally all fics of their otp is angst angst angst how are you not rolling in rage
  • TaeKook Shippers: very dirty but try to be low key about it but then just blow up with all the bottled up thirst and go on kinky one shot rampages but also really weird in the best way possible
  • NamJin: calm as fuck, secure with their ship like really mature and idk why, I respect you but I don't understand you
  • VHope: oh my god dirtiest people you'll ever meet but they have 0 shame, yeah they read that one shot of v calling Hobi daddy while being fucked in a public restroom with Jungkook in the next stall and they're proud of it
  • YoonSeok: super laid back when expressing their love for this ship their tags are either 'oh they're so cute' or 'omg they looked at each other' //idk how you survive because I rarely see any quality YoonSeok shit so I give you props for sticking to your guns// well shut me the fuck up yoonseok is sailing nowadays hold onto it while you can
  • JiHope: you're either a sadist or the sweetest cinnamon roll because I've seen you guys blushing and getting flustered over Jimin just grazing Hobis thigh but then going off into your own fantasy of 50 shades of JiHope, some of ya'll are nasty.
  • JiKook: idk why but most people I've met that ship JiKook hard also ship Jimin with everyone like they want a BTS sandwich with Jimin in the middle but at the same time they're very loving and pretty much adore their ship but say anything about "lol Jungkook ignores Jimin he hates him" and they'll be serving your head for dinner
  • VMin: oh man these guys are the funniest, they can be dirty but it mostly consists of pervy jokes and their favourite moments between their ship are when the two are bickering or jokingly insulting each other they're down for pretty much anything
  • TaeJin: Kinky af and it scares me how quick you can go from sweet to horny
  • JinKook: you guys are cute af, sure you can be nasty like the rest but you're genuinely happy just watching Jin dote over Jungkook and it's the sweetest thing ever and you deserve every ship moment that happens because you guys are the real cinnamon roll

anonymous asked:

So when Dany kills with her dragons, she's a mad woman, but when Cersei uses wildfire to kill people, she's the true queen of the seven kingdoms? Think on that one sweetie. I know it's hard for you but try and think about that one.

Lol I never justified Cersei for burning the Sept and killing innocent people, shes fucking insane. How about you dont make assumptions based on how one views just one character???? Keep being salty bc not everyone loves Danielle. Also stay in your lane. Think on that one sweetie, I know it’s hard for you but try and think about that one but what can i expect from an anon. #SansaIsMyQueen

Is Santa Clause God?

Today I cut through JC Penny to get to my store because I was running late.

As I’m rushing towards the escalator I over hear a little girl (about 6 years old) ask her mom

“How does Santa know my shoe size?”

Her mom answers with

“He just does honey. He’s magic!”

“Does Santa know we moved houses?”

“Yes hon. He’s always watching.”

The girl stares at her little finger nails then says the funniest thing ever and I almost wanted to stick around more to listen how this conversation ended. She says .

“Is Santa God?”

theotherodinson  asked:

I really enjoyed the last installment of Remember this Cold, and I've been meaning to ask how's Vali taking to Wakanda? Has he tried to fight T'Challa yet?

I’m always happy to offer more Vali insights.

so for the first week or so Vali can’t decide if he’s clingy as hell and desperate to stay close to his humans, or if he’s pissed at them and going to have his revenge by ignoring them except for sometimes at night when he’ll wander around meowing as loudly as possible. 

he sometimes resolves this by being really, really nice to one of them and not the other. usually it’s Steve. sometimes if he’s feeling really petty it’s Sam. Sam is not even particularly fond of cats. 

after that, though, he’s all curiosity and well all right, this is a new empire for me, emperor of everything, to explore. 

but then there is this…person. this person who smells a little different and oooh this is potentially a rival for my emperorship, this shall not stand

Steve is appalled the first time T’Challa comes by and Vali immediately starts acting up, escalating to pouncing on his feet and trying to climb up his legs, but T’Challa just picks Vali up and is like. “no.” 

Vali retreats and ostentatiously turns his back and ignores T’Challa because whatever, look how much I don’t care.

this is going to be more difficult than he thought.

(Loki thinks it’s the funniest thing he’s ever heard.) 

anonymous asked:

Johnny finds out Max has a crush on someone, but not that its him. Johnny gets upset that they club teases him over it and tries to tell them off and reassure Max but just makes everything worse because My God How Does He Not See It. For once Isaac and Isabel agree on something, because they both think this is literally the funniest thing thats ever happened to either of them ever. Max is begging for death as Johnny hugs him to his chest talking about how people cant help what their hearts want

this is the sweetest dorkiest thing i love it to death

anonymous asked:

Every time you say talk strip of Canadian bacon I laugh so hard because Canadian bacon isn't strips it's round circles like bologna. So if we're comparing Shawn to Canadian bacon he'd be short and fat and it's just a really funny image.

paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhaha!!

yal, why didn’t somebody tell me that canadian bacon didn’t come in a damn strip!? that is so fuckin funny i could cry. like… what the fuck is this!?!?!?

agent-jaselin  asked:

Ma and pa Mcgucket's initial reaction to their now tiny farmhand? How does Angie explain, do they have any clothes that fit him or do they have to run to the store? I really need to draw that scene as a comic. (If it seems rambley it's because I just finished an automatic writing assignment.)

(I was really tempted to write a drabble with this, but I don’t have much time, and I wanted to answer this before I went to class.)  

Lute’s also home when Stan gets de-aged, and thinks it’s the funniest thing ever.  Basically, he walks into the living room and tiny Stan is sitting on the couch pouting because Angie remembered some of Lute’s old clothes are in the attic, but she doesn’t think tiny Stan should go up there (attics aren’t the safest place for children, after all).  So she puts him on the couch and tells him to stay there.  And then Lute walks in and sees Stan and, after freaking out for a bit, laughs so hard he’s wheezing.  This big, maybe a bit intimidating guy that was picked up off the street in New Jersey is now a young child with chubby cheeks, freckles, and adorable curls.  

When Ma and Pa McGucket get back (and Fidds too; he went with them to Little Rock or wherever they were), they hear a child’s voice complaining, because it’s getting a bit late and Angie and Lute think he should go to bed.  They investigate.  When they see tiny Stan, they’re confused.  Who is this child?  

And then Angie and Lute explain that the child is Stan, and Ma McGucket drops something (idk what she’s holding, maybe her purse).  They’re just.  Shocked.  This is the strangest thing they’ve seen, and they’re not sure how it happened.  After the initial shock wears off a bit, Ma McGucket insists that tiny Stan go to bed.  Yes, he’s technically 18 but he’s also technically a child, and children have earlier bedtimes.  Lute gets the task of actually putting Stan to bed, and tiny Stan fights it every step of the way.  

While Lute is struggling to get Stan to cooperate, Angie explains that she thinks a magic axolotl turned Stan into a child.  Ma and Pa McGucket cut her off before she can explain in-depth her plan to recapture the axolotl and use it to re-age Stan.  They have a lot to digest at the moment, and it seems like Lute could use some assistance.

The McGucket parents stay pretty calm and level-headed through the whole thing (beyond the initial shock), but it’s all an act.  They are panicking because this isn’t right, what is going on?!  They decide to deal with it in the morning.  Maybe it’ll wear off overnight or something.

(And of course it doesn’t wear off and then the McGuckets have to deal with “okay what now”.)

And once they’ve all settled down a bit and established a new routine, the McGucket parents actually kind of like having tiny Stan around.  There’s a reason they had so many kids, after all; they love children.  And Stan is definitely a cute one.  Especially in Lute’s old overalls.

anonymous asked:

I love how that person assumed you said 'bloodthirsty' because she's Jewish, not because she supports an organization that's cleansing an entire race from the world.

like its just the funniest thing ever

slenderlock  asked:

ok but bucky wakes up and hes like "...how long has it been" and steve says "twenty minutes" and hes like gdi steve- and steve wakes him up like every few days to check in and say hi and show him stupid shit from the internet- and so he gets in the habit now every time he wakes up he goes "wHAT" (1/2)

and then one time he wakes up and hes like “WHAT” and its t'challa. and t'challa’s hair is white. and bucky freezes and says “how long” and t'challa says “sixteen years” and bucky feels something in his throat and knows, he knows something happened, he doesnt ask after steve because he doesn’t want to know (2/3)

and t'challas like “just kidding” (in his amazing accent ofc) “it has only been six months, i would like to show you a new model for your arm” and buckys like wtf wTF and t'challa shows him the empty box of hair bleach and steve comes out laughing like its the funniest thing he’s ever seen(3/3)

THAT’S THE FUCKING CUTEST SLASH MEANEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.