because it was most screaming and crying with laughter

Scenes from yesterday at the comic shop
  • Me:There goes another Spawn Number One. I can't believe someone didn't have one.
  • Nick:Do you think that Todd McFarlane has a light on his desk that goes off whenever a Spawn comic is sold?
  • Me:Absolutely.
  • Nick:And he just sits there, nodding and playing with Mark McGwire's balls.
  • Mary M:WAIT WHAT.
  • Everyone around us:O.O
  • Me:WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM.
  • Nick:....am I the only one that knows Todd McFarlane owns a number of Mark McGwire's baseballs that he's hit word records with?
  • Me:HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU SHOULD HAVE OPENED WITH THAT.
  • Mary M:*SCREAMING LAUGHING*
  • Nick:A spawn comic is sold. The light flashes. Todd McFarlane leans back in his chair and announces... 'BRING ME MARK MCGWUiRE.'
  • Me:NGL, if I were Todd McFarlane, I'd fondle those tiny ginger steroid-balls.