because it got notes

Since my sister has publicly come out as Ace, let me tell you the best joke she made:

So, last November, I was driving to Denver with my sister, when she told me she identified as Asexual and felt that I should know.  I think she was expecting me to ask a bunch of weird questions because she literally pulled out notes, but I got to be “Nah, it’s all good and I’m glad you feel safe enough to some out.” and since there wasn’t much more to say, we went back to swearing at the shitty drivers on I-25.

Two exits later, it occurred to me that I hadn’t actually seen my sister for a year prior and might have forgotten to come out to her when I was doing it last March.  “Just to be clear- you know I’m Bi, right?”

“OH MY GOD.” she howls, making me almost plow into a pickup in surprise.  “YOU’RE EITHER AND I’M NEITHER.”  

I had to pull over I started laughing to hard.

***

I bring this up because 1. She just publicly came out and 2. SHE MADE US MATCHING SHIRTS FOR THE NEXT PRIDE.  I LOVE IT.

9

Have you ever found yourself wanting a metric ton of DAI music? Have you ever thought to yourself, aw man, DAI’s soundtrack was 15 hours shorter than I wanted it to be? If that sounds like you, then this is a link for you.

I’ve ripped all the music from this game - that is, all the ambient snippets of music that you hear while running around in the world, and all the music that happens in cutscenes - and it turns out there’s 16 hours (1.6 gigs) of it.

(- here’s the download link -)

So if you’ve found yourself wishing you had the heaps of music that never made it to the official soundtrack, you can now roll around in hours of it. 

2

9.5.16  ♡  6/100 days of productivity

Went hiking this morning with my cousin and I was dying because I got blisters from my shoes. Took notes for AP Micro when I got home. We haven’t done much in that class because it’s just me and my closest group of friends taking it and we and our teacher go off on a tangent all the time whenever we start talking about economics.

Simon: *peeks out from behind menu he’s not reading*

Baz: *glares*

Simon: *visibly blushing*

Baz: *narrows eyes*

Simon: “So, I was feeling… something… and I did… something…”

Baz: *places down menu in the restaurant they’re sitting at* *takes deep breath* “Simon… what did you d-”

~music starts playing… sexy violins… romantic stylz music~

Waiter #1: *brings giant bouquet of roses*

Waiter #2: *brings giant red velvet cake to the table, adorned with many a decorative, edible flower*

Waiter #3: *brings comically large valentines card over (even though it’s only half way through January)

Baz: *actual rabbit in the headlights*

Simon: *starts babbing* “So, that feeling I was feeling was love and I got carried away and gosh, I was just thinking about everything and things and then you! And then I asked these waiters to come over here and bring all this stuff and so *takes deep breath* Basilton Grimm-Pitch… will you be my valentine?

Baz: *deadpan glare*

Simon: *puppy-dog eyes, looking adorable*

Baz: *deadpan glare*

Waiters: *uncomfortable squirming*

Baz: “SIMON SNOW WE ARE MARRIED!”

Simon: “Still…”

Waiters: *still uncomfortable, now also confused puppies*

Baz: *resigned sigh* Yes, I will be your valentine

Simon: *fist pumps in the air* *whooping and holling with pure joy* *high five’s confused waiters*

Baz: *blushes* *hides behind his menu and secretly grins at his adorable amazing sunshine husband and thanks his lucky stars he’s married to the most wonderfully amazing goofball in the whole wide world*

@carryon-valentines

do you think Keith snorts when he laughs?

this is for science i need an answer

8

how did i manage to forget about blackout fuck

And I get it. I get why you were so scared of us now. Because – shit. Because you lost Wallace and it gutted you and I thought I figured out why and that felt like metal in my throat, and I realised I couldn’t drop you if I wanted to, ‘cause you were saying you didn’t even know what love feels like and I was just thinking,

you idiot,

you asshole,

it feels like this.

                                                  D.W

- in celebration of Ninety One Whiskey - @cuddlebabies

2

My names danni and I’m the host of this meetup!! Some of my favorite musicals are into the woods, phantom of the opera and les miserables and I played Edna in my school’s production of hairspray and some minor roles in other plays before that.

2

Finally made refs for Celeste and Willow!

Looks like Georgie here thinks that was especially brilliant!

Pairing: George x Reader

Request: Hey can you write a george x reader when they have DA training ang George is looking at Y/N all the time and boys tease him about it?

A/N: I’m super mega pissed because all of my notes got wiped so aaaaall the requests I save and aaaall the Imagines I was writing have now completely gone! Terrific! 

Squicks: I think I said a naughty word, rhymes with brother trucker :)


You were a fairly quiet girl: generally keeping to yourself and close friends and not really doing much to step out of your comfort zone, but you figured that that needed to change, especially if you were ever going ever to get the attention of George Weasley.

[George’s POV]

I signed up to join Harry’s little group that he and his friends organised, designed to teach Defence Against The Dark Arts while Umbridge was in power; they called it Dumbledore’s Army.

My main reason for joining was because I wanted to practice and actually learn some defensive spells (and that wasn’t gong to happen with Umbridge running the joint), but also because the word of mouth was that Y/N would be signing up too.

Today was the first official meeting of the DA. Harry had discovered a secret room in the castle, known as the Room of Requirement. Harry started off the lesson by going over the basics, the first spell being Expelliarmus.

Harry went through what exactly the disarming charm did, while Y/N listened tentatively, giving a small nod every now and then of understanding, her arms crossed and giving her full attention.

“Got your eye on Y/N, have you?” Fred nudged me and said quietly, his voice dripping with amusement,

“Shut up,” I retort… There was no point lying to him, he was my twin brother after all, there’s no fooling him.

—————

By the next DA meeting, it seems as though Freddie had let slip of my attraction towards Y/N, since I received a lot of nudges and whistles when Y/N walked in.

Today Harry had us focusing on the Stupefy charm, and we all found a partner that we would be duelling with.

Now, I know what you’re thinking, and no, I’m not partnered with Y/N, much to Fred and Lee’s disappointment… Cho beat me to it.

Y/N and Cho stood opposite each other in the middle of the room, their wands drawn. Obviously I was staring at Y/N, and the boys found it hilarious.

“Stupefy!” Y/N’s voice echoed off the walls. She cast the spell perfectly, causing Cho to go flying backwards, Harry barely catching her.

I stared at Y/N in awe. The girls all applauded her, while Fred told me that maybe a photo would last longer.

“Looks like Georgie here thinks that was especially brilliant!” one of the dickheads, Zachariahs called out, while his group of shits laughed.

Y/N of course heard, and was now looking at me, her cheeks a slight rosy colour.

“Yeah, I do,” I agree, which he didn’t expect at all, “And I reckon you couldn’t cast any spell half as good as that one, and it was only her first go!”

Zacharias stuttered for a bit, looking remarkably similar to a fish out of water opening and closing his ginormous mouth. The girls around Y/N all giggled, while she gave me a glowing smile, which I returned, even though Fred and Lee were rather off-putting with their snickering and elbow jabs.

Once the meeting was officially over, Y/N was the one who came up to me.

“Hey George, that was really sweet what you said earlier”.

Fred and Lee gave each other a look, before both of them walked on, surprisingly without saying another word.

“Get in, Georgie!” Knew it was too good to be true.

Y/N giggled while I put my face in my hands and groaned. Still laughing, she put her hand on my shoulder out of pity, which was enough encouragement to look up at her. Her eyes looked like they were laughing too, they were shining brightly and full of happiness to match her contagious smile.

“I meant it, you know, you’re quite amazing at spells, and in general I guess too but more of that later,” I admit, which she clearly seemed to enjoy by her overly enthusiastic laugh, probably an attempt to hide the blush that was evidently creeping onto her cheeks.

“No no, feel free to go on about my general greatness, I wouldn’t mind,” she flirted back,

“Well I mean, I wouldn’t want you to get a big head or anything, so maybe I should space the compliments out a bit, shall we say tomorrow evening for the next few? I can assure you that I have a lot,”

While Y/N giggled and the colour in her cheeks deepened, I marvelled in the fact that I am literally the smoothest motherfucker in this whole damn school.

“I think that could work,” she smiled cheekily, stepping in a bit and looking up at me, her hands resting on my shoulders,

“Wonderful…” I whispered, as I cupped her jaw in my hands and leant down. My lips delicately met with hers, and she instantly kissed me back, her arms wrapping around the back of my neck.

Whilst it was only a short kiss, it was deep and passionate. I knew that there’d be a lot more where that came from, starting tomorrow night.

Originally posted by riverdaledaily

A/N: requested. hope this is okay.

**********

When you’re told by your boyfriend’s ex best friend that your boyfriend was cheating on you with a teacher, it hurts almost on a cosmic scale. Insecurities that have been pushed down and suppressed because of the confidence that your boyfriend gave you, start to come back into the brain screaming at you telling you I told you so over and over again, it starts to become difficult to do anything remotely normal.

*************************

Approaching your locker you notice something very different about it, this is because it was covered in small notes and as you got closer to the locker you start to see what it reads which is all about what someone loves about you, personality, characteristics, anything and everything about you. You open your locker to see one giant card that says I’m sorry all of a sudden you know exactly who did this and sigh not ready to confront him let alone forgive him but you already know that you will eventually.

“I really am sorry (y/n)” you hear from behind you causing you to jump

“That’s all well and good Archie but it hurt a trust was broken”

“And I will do everything I possibly can to make it up to you” begging you to forgive him now

“It’s going to take a lot more than I’m sorry cards” trying to sound tough and try not to show that your cracking

“Oh I know and look what happened with me and Ms Grundy it was a stupid mistake that will never happen again” still begging

“I’ll work my ass off to get you back just please give me one more chance” you sigh knowing already that you have given him a second chance but he doesn’t have to know that.

“Fine. I’m going to look forward to seeing you earn my trust again”

7

David Bowie albums by their last lines, part 3 of 3

When our party was first ambushed by the goblins, the DM mentioned that they all had magnificent afros. It turns out that this was of note because when Arthur got up onto the roof to melee with them, all of their afros jumped off and grappled him. 

It turns out the goblins’ hair were actually symbiotic creatures with a negligible CR because they will grapple any host not immediately willing to take them onto their head, and deal like, 1d2 of damage. Since Arthur has the shittiest luck, he wound up prone when the hairs leapt on him and was knocked unconscious when the goblins started beating him with their absurdly long tongues.

Jason got up onto the roof next and stood over Arthur’s body to protect him, and wound up getting grappled by a hair himself. 

These things have a CR so low that the DM didn’t even bother to quantify it. We’re level 2. This is getting ridiculous.

Dance With Me

Fandom: Stranger Things 

Character: Jonathan Byers 

Reader Gender: Female 

Summary: While taking a drive, you and Jonathan also take a trip down memory lane when a certain song comes on the radio 

Warnings: Mild Swearing 

Word Count: 1865 

Author’s Note: I literally got this idea because I remembered this song existed while listening to Should I Stay or Should I Go by The Clash lmao so here it is 

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list of bloggers who do free divination

splease tell me if i’ve put you in the wrong category, said something incorrect, or put you on here when you shouldn’t be! i’m only going off of your reblogs and some tags, so. I also had trouble tagging some people, so I’m sorry about that.

Let me know if you would like to be added to this list. If I’ve put you under “unspecified,” and you’d like that to be cleared up, reblog and say so, or shoot me a message. If you reblogged the original post and did not tag or comment anything, I did not put you on the list; again, please reblog and comment what you do if you’d like to be added! If you reblogged and you were in like the last three i didn’t put you on here because I got buried in notes and it’s been a hard day :D

Note: People who do free readings should be treated with respect. No one owes you a free reading. They are giving you their time, and if they don’t feel like it or don’t do it when/how you want them to, too bad. Do not use this list to treat people who offer free readings as an endless resource. Ask the reader about, for example, the tarot spreads they offer before asking your question. Communicate and be kind. Do not be an asshole.

Astragalomancy

  • @abearandsomedice​
  • @batwingedfoxtrot
  • @caellych
  • @divine-amethyst
  • @graceuponmysong
  • @ofbonesandblood
  • @starlingfortunes

Astrology

  • @thetwowickedsisters

Bibliomancy

  • @any59​
  • @maliciousmarauder727 (novice)
  • @ofbonesandblood
  • @peachyponders
  • @thingsgotwyrd (novice)

Candles

  • @lunevivant

Cartomancy (not tarot)

  • @athievesdaughter
  • @batwingedfoxtrot
  • @broomclosetwitchtips (playing cards)
  • @crystaleatingwitch
  • @cythereancutie
  • @divine-amethyst
  • @leelahel
  • @lunevivant
  • @mysticbusiness (druid cards)
  • @panicky-witch
  • @witch-of-lives​ (angel cards)
  • @witchadvice (druid cards)

Coin reading

  • @crystalpulse

Crystals

  • @lunevivant

Domino

  • @divine-amethyst

Dreams

  • @fanged-satyr
  • @fastfooddreams
  • @lucentlucc
  • @prince-kade-is-a-witch​
  • @thelittlehedgegrove
  • @unamused-palmreader

Greek Oracle

  • @miaephonus

Intuitive

  • @divine-amethyst

Lenormand

  • @driftwood-in-the-sun
  • @earthly-and-ethereal (general readings only)
  • @leelahel
  • @miscellaneousmorgan
  • @starlit-witch (3 cards)
  • @unamused-palmreader

Lithomancy (stone reading)

  • @baesilic
  • @nerdypagan
  • @unamused-palmreader

Oracle cards 

  • @earthly-and-ethereal (sometimes)
  • @grimgeist
  • @hearthly-concerns (Earthbound Oracle)
  • @magic-and-monsters
  • @venusdemilotic69 (Mother Mary Oracle)

Oracle 

(unspecified but probably cards; this sorting is mostly for my own benefit)

  • @any59
  • @atardisoutoftime
  • @catseyewitch
  • @druid-of-the-stars
  • @graveyard-mercy
  • @grovedancer
  • @leelahel
  • @lokechild
  • @magicklexi
  • @miscellaneousmorgan
  • @nordicsatyr
  • @of-the-eucalypts
  • @phoenixmoondragon
  • @pwoperluce
  • @randumbone
  • @risepersephone
  • @seastag
  • @snakeystudent
  • @suncross 

Palmistry

  • @spellsandseashells
  • @thetwowickedsisters
  • @unamused-palmreader

Pendulum

  • @ask-fire-emblem-olivia (message only)
  • @baesilic
  • @blazedwitch
  • @bogwood-witch (read this page first)
  • @broomclosetwitchtips
  • @candlelightmagic
  • @carnal–lust (yes/no only)
  • @dreamerbehindthebooks
  • @earthly-and-ethereal (sometimes)
  • @fanged-satyr
  • @floweringapprentice
  • @glittchwittch
  • @keyverseau
  • @kirislittleapothecary
  • @littlemagickkitten
  • @lunarvvitch 
  • @magicklexi
  • @modernworshipper
  • @moonbornwitch33
  • @mysticbusiness (specify what kind of reading)
  • @nightwix
  • @phoenixmoondragon
  • @punkbusinesscasual
  • @pyrolatrya
  • @rosywtch
  • @rowanprince
  • @seastag
  • @snakeystudent
  • @strawberrywitchling
  • @tarot-cards-and-tea
  • @the-crow-caller
  • @thetwowickedsisters
  • @venusdemilotic69
  • @whi-sps (in exchange for feedback)
  • @white-witch-diana
  • @wildfirewitch
  • @witchoffire (yes or no)
  • @witchyglithch
  • @witchykids
  • @witchythingsss
  • @witchywolfsky

Psychic readings

  • @cocolapoet​ (in return for reviews)
  • @kirislittleapothecary

Runestones/Runes

ask the practitioner which type of runes they read!

  • @ask-fire-emblem-olivia​ (message only; do not ask)
  • @averycorylus
  • @baesilic
  • @batwingedfoxtrot
  • @blood-and-fire​
  • @bottaw
  • @brigidspath
  • @catseyewitch
  • @driftwood-in-the-sun (read this)
  • @moonbornwitch33
  • @nordicsatyr
  • @railaabeille
  • @smolpagan​
  • @superherokindagirl (sometimes)
  • @thelittlehedgegrove
  • @walkingbetweenpaths
  • @witchywolfsky

Scrying

  • @seastag (water & sand)
  • @teenage-mermaidkin (mirrors; novice)
  • @witchywolfsky (crystal ball & black mirror)

Self-made system

  • @greydraconem

Shufflemancy

  • @1starrystar
  • @any59​
  • @aphrodites-forest​
  • @b0nesandst0nes
  • @blazedwitch​
  • @dreamerbehindthebooks
  • @earthly-and-ethereal (sometimes)
  • @glittchwittch
  • @keyverseau
  • @little-mahika
  • @melodic-wing
  • @miscellaneousmorgan
  • @mooncalf-at-dusk
  • @pyrolatrya
  • @tacticalnymphomania
  • @thewhisperingmountain
  • @witchyglithch​

Smoke readings

  • @driftwood-in-the-sun (read this first)

Spirit readings

  • @leelahel
  • @starryfledgling​

Stichomancy

  • @grimoiregradient​
  • @lilacs-and-hurricanes (free for now)
  • @pyrolatrya
  • @seastag
  • @thewhisperingmountain

Tarot

  • @aithnesilverwing (when free; elaborate readings Sunday/Tuesday/Thursday only)
  • @and-ignite (1 or 2 card reading)
  • @aphrodites-forest
  • @art-dromeda
  • @atardisoutoftime
  • @athievesdaughter
  • @ask-fire-emblem-olivia (message only; do not ask)
  • @aurora-wh0realis
  • @averycorylus
  • @awitchandhersecrets
  • @b0nesandst0nes
  • @baesilic
  • @batwingedfoxtrot
  • @blazedwitch (one card)
  • @brigidspath
  • @caellych
  • @candlelightmagic (1-5 cards)
  • @carnal–lust (3 card spread)
  • @crystaleatingwitch
  • @charmowl
  • @cocolapoet (soon)
  • @corvusandhawks (Deviant Moon)
  • @coven-of-the-void​
  • @cythereancutie
  • @darklingdearest
  • @deathdevilandafool (novice)
  • @doe-eyed-harpy (sometimes)
  • @driftwood-in-the-sun
  • @druid-of-the-stars
  • @earthly-and-ethereal (sometimes)
  • @emotionalsabotage
  • @ereshkigal (1-3 cards)
  • @estrellatricotada
  • @fanged-satyr
  • @feymorgaine
  • @gabriel-knightofcups (1-3 cards, no love readings)
  • @ghostcowgirl
  • @graceuponmysong
  • @grimgeist
  • @heirophantasy
  • @hellenicappalachia (novice)
  • @humbleshadow
  • @hound-ofthe-hunt
  • @insulinneedles
  • @kirislittleapothecary (1 card)
  • @liminal-space
  • @lavenderlipstickandshit (novice)
  • @leelahel
  • @letseytarot
  • @lockedoutofvalhalla
  • @lucentlucc
  • @lunarvvitch
  • @mariescream
  • @melodic-wing
  • @miaephonus
  • @miscellaneousmorgan
  • @modernworshipper
  • @modularnra40
  • @moonbornwitch33
  • @mooncalf-at-dusk
  • @mugwortandlavender
  • @mysticbusiness (specify what kind of reading)
  • @nerdypagan (DA:I deck and spread)
  • @nightwix
  • @nordicsatyr
  • @ofbonesandblood
  • @of-the-eucalypts
  • @opentothewhirlwind
  • @phoenixmoondragon
  • @printpaws
  • @pyrolatrya
  • @randumbone
  • @risepersephone
  • @roboticwolfdeity
  • @rowanprince
  • @seagreenwitch
  • @shinycapra
  • @snakeystudent
  • @sockdilemma
  • @southerngothic-toxic (at least once per week)
  • @starlingfortunes (2 cards)
  • @starryfledgling
  • @tacticalnymphomania
  • @tarot-cards-and-tea
  • @tealeavesandtomfoolery
  • @teenage-mermaidkin (off anon)
  • @thatweirdtarotguy
  • @thefaultinoursprinkles
  • @thetwowickedsisters
  • @thewhisperingmountain
  • @thingsgotwyrd
  • @torque-witch (may not answer right away)
  • @urbanwitchery
  • @valiant-ether
  • @venusdemilotic69 (Shadowscapes)
  • @whi-sps (in exchange for feedback)
  • @wildfirewitch
  • @witch-craft-ing
  • @witchantheia (1 card)
  • @witchonomy
  • @witchyglithch
  • @witchythingsss
  • @witchywolfsky
  • @wyndelinwriter (3 cards)

Tea 

  • @starlingfortunes

Unspecified type

  • @nicstoirm

Water

  • @b0nesandst0nes
  • @blood-and-fire​

reblogs give publicity to people who want practice, and hopefully give everyone a resource as to finding divination. remember, be polite, or i’ll find out and yell at you for all pagan tumblr to see.

On Stannis
  • what GRRM wrote: 'I stopped believing in gods the day my parents drowned but Melisandre has power and can intimidate men'
  • what D&D read: 'I am a religious fanatic'